Colby's Legendary Association of Wrestling: The GE Years

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Card #91 - New Globe Theater



We start with Magnus Colby in the middle of the ring.

Magnus Colby: I have some huge announcements to make. There are big things happening here in CLAW. First, starting next card we are expanding the time of our show. This will allow us to bring you more exciting action each card. Second, and with a bit of sadness, we will have new announcers as our current team is retiring. One to spend time with his family and the other is moving into a backstage role. We will have android announcers, Announcer A and Announcer B. Let's hear it for the great job our guys have done. (The crowd applaud and the announcers wave to the crowd.) Third and final we are announcing our next PPV for the start of next year. On Centra there are old tales that when the sky and sun are red at dawn it is due to blood being shed by the gods. From that legend our next PPV will be named The Red Dawn. There will be many vicious, hardcore type matches. Now, everyone enjoy tonight's action.


Evolution w/Alpha Female vs Saboteur.


The new Evolution dominated the former two time Carnage champion. He hit an early Total Disaster and almost got the win. Not much later after some offense he nailed Saboteur with a Gladiator Piledriver and earned the W.

Winner: Evolution by pinfall.

The Aethran gave his opponent a post match beat down. He finished off with a Highly Evolved. Evolution was laughing as he left the ring.


Future Shock; Magnus Colby, Prime Colonizer, Prince of Rose, Darkest Justice and Adam Traitor are in their locker room.

Adam Traitor: I'm telling you that bird brain bafoon got lucky. Give me another match with him so I can prove it.

Magnus Colby: No, you had your chance. We can't afford another embarrassment. Darkest Justice?

Darkest Justice: Yea?

Magnus Colby: I want you to take care of King Tux tonight.

Darkest Justice: You got it boss.

A frustrated Traitor looks at both of them, throws his hands up and storms out of the room.


Old Glory vs The Awakening w/Murdok.


A rematch that saw The Awakening trying to earn the win this time. It looked like they might early on when Char applied Smothered In Ashes on US Patriot II. The young combatant was fading. He arm almost dropped a third time but pumped up at last moment. Char tagged out but Tek couldn't keep the advantage going. Patriot fought back and tagged out. Old Glory used frequent tags to stay fresh while wearing Tek down. Each man hit their finisher put Tek kept kicking out. After one such kick out Patriot tossed Tek out of the ring. He was unable to make it back in before the ten count.

Winner: Old Glory via countout.

As Murdok is berating his men for losing Colossal Connection come out and start fighting with The Awakening. Officials come out to separate the two teams. Surprisingly Murdok calls his men off and makes them return to the back.


Mr. I has his bag and appears to be leaving the arena when he is stopped by Wolf.

Wolf: Hey champ.

Mr. I: What can I do you for?

Wolf: You have a nice shiny belt. I think it would look good around my waist.

Mr. I: Oh so you want a title shot for the United Stars title huh?

Wolf: Not really to be honest. I want a shot at the Cosmic title but there is a line a country mile long for that. So I figured I'd go for the silver and hope that belt helps me jump up in the line. Tell you what. You give me a shot and win or lose, after the match I will help you find out what is going on with your past and that other guy that looks like you.

For a couple moments Mr. I wondered this offer than accepted and the two men shook hands.


Darkest Justice vs King Tux.


The crazy King Tux came down carrying Ken Doe fish. He places it in the corner and sits down. He remains seated as the match starts. Justice looks at him for a bit then shrugs and just starts kicking him. He then pulled Tux out of the corner. It was a mistake as then Tux fought back.

Tux took it to Justice. He went for a cover but got only a one count. Then he hit his finisher leading to a two count. That about the end of his advantage as soon Justice fought back. He used frequent knee strikes to put Tux in trouble. A Shock Probation finisher got Justice the win.

Winner: Darkest Justice by pinfall.

Justice did not get much time to enjoy his victory. King Tux grabbed his Ken Doe fish and started smacking him with it. Justice was stunned and knocked down to the mat. But Tux wasn't done. He reached into his trunks and pulled something out. It was RJ City's jockstrap. He showed it to the crowd who popped. Then he placed it on the head of the fish. He swung it around in the air before slapping Justice with it over and over. The crowd cheered. The ref pleaded for Tux to stop. Finally he did and left Justice laid out a bloody mess.


A mumbling Adam Traitor is quickly walking down the hall when he walks smack dab into a large man. As the camera backs out and looks up it's revealed it's Monolith.

Adam Traitor: Watch where you're going punk. Do you know who I am.

He puts his finger in Monolith's face and is about to go on when Monolith snaps and grabs Adam by the throat. He chokes him a bit then lifts him up and chokeslams him. Monolith looks down at him a bit then lifts him up and puts him in Monolith's backbreaker finisher for awhile before dropping him to the concrete floor with a thus.

Monolith: Doesn't matter who you are. I break you!


Chaos Supreme vs Total Anarchy.


This was the first match on Chaos's mission to get back to the top. The first couple minutes saw both men trying to gain the advantage. Anarchy slowly started getting on a roll. He made an unsuccessful pin attempt. Chaos rolled out of the ring but Anarchy played it safe and waited for him. Back in the ring Chaos was still on the defense for awhile but slowly he started getting in blows. Then he used Run of the Bull and Bow of Defeat to zap Anarchy of his strength. Once again he put Anarchy in Bow of Defeat and made Anarchy submit.

Winner: Chaos Supreme via submission.

The ref raised his arm. Then Chaos made a check mark sign in the air. It signified one man off his list. Who would be next?

[Thomas (TK)]

Great card!

Lmao! Subtle comedy in your write up and I love it! Tux with his kendo fish and him pulling out the jockstrap made me smile!

Evolution seems to be dominating everywhere...thinking of starting CWF...

Great win by Chaos Supreme.

[on_the_edge]

Thanks for the comments. I'm glad you enjoyed. The jockstrap covered fish is the new barbed wire bat. Magnus is pondering selling them at the concession stands.

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Card #92 - Paradise Palace


We are live from the plush luxury resort of Paradise Island on Tarkania and the Paradise Palace. Magnus Colby has worked out a deal with the owner to bring CLAW shows to the Palace. After a video showing the highlights of the resort we go to the announcers table were the two new announcers are settling in.

Announcer A: Welcome to our show and what a show it will be tonight. We have some amazing matches for you. In the main event Mr. I defends the US Heavyweight Championship against Wolf. Before we get to that we have...

He is cut off by Murtak the Merciless's entrance music. He comes out waving his flag in one hand while holding a mic in the other. He is not alone as RJ City is with him. RJ has an ever present mug of coffee in one hand and a mic in the other. They make their way down to the announcer's table.

Announcer A: What's this all about.

Murtak: Be quiet.

Announcer B: But I didn't say anything.

RJ City: (leaning in close to Announcer B) He wasn't talking to you, eh.

Announcer B: I'm not A. I'm B. He's A.

RJ and Murtak look at each other with a bit of puzzlement. Then when it seemed the Announcers might start speaking they held up a hand each to silence them.

Murtak: We are here to challenge those twerps Two Sweet to a rematch. We know we are the better tag team and we want to prove it. Now.
They put their mics on the table and enter the ring. After a short wait Two Sweets music plays and they come out to accept the challenge.


Murtak the Merciless & RJ City vs Two Sweet.


RJ and C-Rush start and for some reason RJ goes to talk smack to Mayham. So C-Rush takes advantage and hits RJ with a Pooper Kick. It allows C-Rush to have the early advantage. RJ knows he's in trouble so he makes the desperate tag to get out. Murtak comes in but before long he's in trouble. C-Rush tags his partner, they hit Surrender to Bacon and Mayham makes the pin.

Winner: Two Sweet vis pinfall.


A commercial for the next PPV, The Red Dawn. A look at matches so far.

- Mister Centra vs Epoch for CLAW Cosmic Heavyweight Championship.

- The Cosmic Knights vs Iron Clad for CLAW Cosmic Tag Team Championship.

- Paganax vs Mayhem Unleashed for Primus Carnage Title in a specialty match that is TBA.


Speedster vs Juventud Guerrera in a CLAW Light Speed Championship title match.


In a bit of a shocker this was a very short match. Guerrera started with the offense. Then Speedster countered, hit a Flash Drive for a close two count and finally nailed a dive off the turnbuckle for the win.

Winner: Speedster by pinfall.

Guerrera is completely stunned as he looks to the ref to see what happened. Speedster is making his way up the ramp when Captain Crossbones and the tag team of Pillage and Plunder come out and attack him. They beat him down for a bit then Crossbones hits a Black Sails on the stage. The three pirates laugh and walk off as officials come out to check on Speedster.


Colossal Connection w/Oracle vs The Awakening w/Murtak.


There was a lot of smack talking between both teams and their managers before the match and even some during it. Char started and had control of Tortured Soul. Then Soul started battling back. Soul made the mistake of climbing the corner nd Char tossed him off before tagging Tek in. Tek put pressure on Soul but Soul slipped past him for the tag. The big man, Agony, came in. To try and deal with his size advantage The Awakening used frequent tags and double teaming. Char jumped on Agony's back and applied Smothered In Ashes. Agony slowed down but threw him off. A bit later Char applied it again and finally Agony faded so the ref called for the bell.

Winner: The Awakening by submission/sleeper.

After the bell the opposing Oppressor slowly walked down to the ring. Security and officials rushed out from the back to keep order.
Oracle: Oppressor? It seems you want a match with my man. Well you got it. (Crowd cheers) It will go down at The Red Dawn. (Some booing) It will be you against my man...Total Anarchy. (More booing)

Announcer A: Total Anarchy? I do not think that's who Oppressor or the fans wanted.


Magnus Colby, Prince of Rose and Prime Colonizer are in their locker room.

Prince of Rose: So I hear Justice is still recovering from the penguin's beat down. Want me to take care of him once and for all?

Prime Colonizer: I can do it too. Lord knows it's been forever since I had a match.

Magnus Colby: No. You two don't worry about King Tux. I've got the solution to that problem.

There is a loud metal rattling sound of screen as if someone shaking a cage. Then a loud, horrifying growl. Prince looks in the direction of the sounds and seems a bit unnerved while Colby smiles and puffs on a cigar.


Chaos Supreme vs Sunman.


Chaos has his list and a pen. He puts them in the corner before the match starts. Early on Sunman's speed was a bit too much for the large Chaos. Sunman got to close to Chaos and he paid for it. Then Chaos went to work using his power to break Sunman down. He put Sunman in Bow Of Defeat but Sunman seemed to heat up causing Chaos to let him go. From there Chaos poured on more brutalizing hard hitting offense. When it seemed Sunman was dazed Chaos went for his finisher again. This time it was too much and the former US Champion tapped out.

Winner: Chaos Supreme via submission.

Chaos grabs his list and pen. It seems he marked Sunman's name off his list. Who's next?


Magnus Colby and Prince of Rose are walking in back on their way to the ring for the next match when they are stopped by Endgame.

Endgame: What's this BS about Epoch getting the title shot at the PPV. I beat him in the number one contender match a couple cards ago. That is my shot.

Magnus Colby: What number one contender match?

Endgame: The one you told us to have!

Magnus Colby: I didn't say it was a contenders match. You two were arguing in my office and annoying me. So I told you two to go handle you differences in the ring so I could get some peace. You two had your match and fought it out. Epoch has a contract and he's using it at The Red Dawn. We will see about getting you a title shot after the PPV.

With that Colby and Prince walk off as a frustrated Endgame slaps his hand against the wall.


Prince of Rose w/Magnus Colby vs Zealos.


Once again Prince showed his greatness. He wrestled circles around Zealos. While Zealos escaped from an early Not In Line he could not repeat that feat a second time.

Winner: Prince of Rose via submission.

Magnus is all smiles as he leads him man Prince to the back. Zealos is recovering in the ring when the Jumbotron comes on and we see Murtok.
Murtok: Zealos, poor Zealos. Where was your spiritual leader Oracle? Prince had Magnus in his corner but you were alone. The truth is the Order is where you belong. Come to us when you are ready and we will embrace you with open arms.

The screen goes off and Zealos is in the ring deep in thought.


Mr. I w/Nora Pelf vs Wolf in a United Stars Heavyweight Championship title match.


Pelf did not seem happy that Mr. I accepted this match. Yet when she started to yell at him he would say something to her and she would stop. Mr. I took it to the vet from the opening bell. He used Mr. I Challenge to wear Wolf down before going for his Mr. I Grip finisher. Wolf refused to give up so Mr. I released and went back on the attack.

Over the next five minutes or so it was mostly Mr. I with little offense from Wolf. Mr. I would try Mr. I Grip a couple more times. He did not earn the win then but really wore Wolf down. Wolf rolled to the floor to try and get a breather. Mr. I went after him and brutalized Wolf. He repeatedly banged Wolf's head into the ring stairs. The ref came close to DQing him but Pelf got Mr. I to stop. Wolf was bleeding. Back in the ring Mr. I hit a Moonvault for a close two count. Mr. I was getting upset. He put Mr. I Grip on Wolf again and did it with fury. Wolf refused to tap as blood flowed from his forehead. His face a crimson red as he went limp. The ref checked on him and called for the bell as Wolf had passed out.

Winner: Mr. I via submission when Wolf passes out to retain the title.

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Card #93 - Aethra War Dome


Wolf and Mr. I are talking in back and seem to be getting along splendidly. Wolf is showing Mr. I something on a tablet when an official walks up and tells them something. Both men lose their smiles and look at each other. Wolf nods at him and walks off.


The announcers are getting information from the back and they say it explains what happened between Mr. I and Wolf to end their hanging out. Due to the excitement over their match on last card, Mr. I will defend his title tonight in the main event against Wolf again. This time it will be in a cage match.


Climber vs Juventud Guerrera


Climber dominated the match. He hit each of his finishers but Guerrera kicked out. Guerrera also kicked out of a couple other pin attempts. Climber hit a second Package Piledriver and finally but Guerrera away. Post match Guerrera had a bit of a fit over his poor performance.

Winner: Climber via pinfall.


Announced for The Red Dawn PPV are two more matches. Total Anarchy vs Oppressor is official and Speedster will defend the Light Speed title against Captain Crossbones.


Pillage and Plunder w/Demus vs Blue Dazzler and Star Slayer.


The Black Sails tag team looked very impressive here. As the match started Rey Bucanero lit Slayer up with chops and then nailed him with a neckbreaker. He hit his finisher and almost got the pin. From there the pirates used frequent tags to stay fresh and wear Slayer down. Rey hit Slayer with Bucanero Storm again and covered to pick up the win.

Winner: Pillage and Plunder by pinfall.


King Tux comes out for his match and sat down in a corner of the ring. Then Magnus Colby came out holding a chain and on the other end was Tux's opponent...Splatter. When they got to ringside Colby took off Splatter's collar and ordered him into the ring to destroy King Tux.


Splatter w/Magnus Colby vs King Tux.


Splatter tore into Tux from the opening bell. The action spilled to the floor. The two men brawled and Tux came out on top. In the ring Tux kept on the attack and hit Belly Flop. He only got a two count. Tux tossed Splatter to the floor. Tux ran the ropes and went to slide under the bottom rope to take out Splatter but got a forearm from Splatter. Back in control Splatter took the action back to the ring. After beating on Tux for a couple minutes Splatter looked toward Magnus who started yelling at the ref. With the ref distracted Splatter grabbed Arsenal and blasted Tux with Meet Arsenal. That was enough to defeat Tux.

Winner: Splatter by pinfall.

Colby puts the collar back on Splatter and they are about to leave when Tux gets a mic.

King Tux: Magnus, I see you like to keep your pet in a collar. Seeing he had to cheat to defeat me I have a proposal. At The Red Dawn we have a rematch. In a Penguin Collar Match. (puts his flippers out to his side) Quote the penguin...do you want fries with that?

Colby is left speechless and after taking a moment to recover he leads Splatter off.


Gen 3 vs Destroy All Humans.


This was a one sided affair as the brothers took it to Tharkas. First it was Centauri and after an unsuccessful pin attempt he tagged his brother. Nebula kept things rolling and used his sleeper finisher and figure four to weaken Tharkas. The second finisher saw Rundar come in to try and break it up but Centauri cut him off. Tharkas was able to escape on his own. Centauri then tagged back in. After a minute or so he finished Tharkas with combo punches. This was Rundar's in ring debut but he never got in the actual match.

Winner: Gen 3 by pinfall.


It is confirmed that Splatter and King Tux will have a match at The Red Dawn PPV. It will be a Penguin Collar match, Tux's version of a Dog Collar match.


Evolution w/Alpha Female vs Minister of War.


The two Aethran's who have nothing but hate in their heart for each other spent the first 2-3 minutes battling trying to gain the advantage. It was Evolution who started to get the better of the exchange. Then he started using Decapitators and Total Disasters to destroy Minister of War. In fact Minister's head was busted open and blood flowed down his face. Evolution had a smug look on his face as he grabbed Minister and performed Highly Evolved. He placed one hand on Minister's chest and the ref counted three.

Winner: Evolution via pinfall.

As Evolution and Alpha Female walked off Minister recovered in the ring. He slowly sat up and an evil looking smile crossed his face.


We see Murtak the Merciless and RJ City in the back. They are wearing their new E.I.E.I.O. t-shirt and RJ is holding one. They come across Konnan. It seems they are trying to recruit him into their group. He doesn't seem impressed but they hand him the extra t-shirt before walking off. He looks at it and shakes his head.


Mr. I vs Wolf in a Cage match for the United Stars Heavyweight Championship.


Anyone that has followed Wolf's career knows he is at home inside a cage. This was no acception. He took the fight to Mr. I as he unleashed his inner beast. He tossed the champion into the cage numerous times. After a couple unsuccessful pin attempts he climbed to the top of a turnbuckle. Then he looked up and started climbing the cage. The announcers say he can't escape to win. Then realize he can't be thinking of what it seems he might be. But he was. He performed an End Of The Hunt from the top of the cage. The crowd loved it. Wolf covered and it goes without saying Mr. I did not kick out.

Winner: Wolf via pinfall to win the title.

After having his arm raised Wolf went to check on Mr. I who sat up with a weird look on his face. The look turned to one of anger. He pushed Wolf away, stood up and stormed out of the cage and marched to the back.

[Swarm]

Oh man, what a run by Mr. I. But Wolf is Wolf. It happens.

[on_the_edge]

Card #94 - Cathedral of the Swirling Mists


The show begins with Mr. I in the ring with a mic and he does not look happy.

Mr. I: I'm mad as hell right now. It has nothing to do with losing the US title last card. But I do owe Wolf an apology. I was short with you at the end of our match and it had nothing to do with you beating me. You were kind in trying to help me discover my past. In fact it was about my past that had me angry and why I stormed off. Not sure if it was the head blows into the cage or what but it all came back to me.

See I'm from another dimension where I was in a battle for what felt like an eternity against an evil man that looked much like me. He was about death and destruction and I did my best to stop him. Well one day not to long ago he decided to travel to this universe. I tried to stop him but got sucked in with him. When I arrived here I crashed hard and lost my memories. Then a despicable person, Nora Pelf found me and she manipulated me to do her bidding. Well no more. In spite of her I enjoyed my time here in CLAW and love you fans. But I must leave. I have my enemy out there and I must go...

At this his mic cut out. Security and officials came out and ordered him to the back.


Rey Horus vs Daga.


Daga started hot and with his power advantage seemed on his way to the win. However Horus is a fighter and he battled back. He used his 450 splash three times in the match. The last finally got Rey Horus the W.

Winner: Rey Horus by pinfall.


A promo for the PPV, The Red Dawn, showing the current card.

- Mister Centra vs Epoch for the CLAW Cosmic Heavyweight Championship

- The Cosmic Knights vs Iron Clad for the CLAW Cosmic Tag Team Championship

- Speedster vs Captain Crossbones for the CLAW Light Speed Championship

- Paganax vs Mayhem Unleashed for the Primus Carnage Title in a Falls Count Anywhere match

- Splatter vs King Tux in a Penguin Collar match

- Total Anarchy vs Oppressor

- Climber vs Juventud Guerrera


Murtak the Merciless & RJ City vs Insert Team Name Here.


RJ and Cringe started the action. RJ was rocking Cringe for a couple minutes then Cringe fought back. Cringe with a pin attempt then he tagged out. Grovel kept the offense going. He made the mistake of taking action to the floor where RJ took the advantage. Back in the ring RJ tagged Murtak in. Then he tossed Grovel into the ropes, lifted him over his shoulder and Murtak hit a cutter. Announcer A says it is their new tag finisher called Bought The Farm (a 3D). Murtak covered Grovel and got the pin.

Winner: Murtak the Merciless & RJ City by pinfall.


A stretch limo pulls up in back. We see Cosmic Champion Mister Centra get out then two stunning ladies in evening dresses. Each lady takes one of his arms. He then leads them toward the inside.


Oppressor vs Flamita.


Announcer B points out that Murdok is not out with his man as he has a match later tonight. Flamita used his speed and agility to keep in the match early. However the big man soon gets his hands on the luchador and pounds on him. Oppressor applies his finisher, Suppression. Flamita is in pain but fights out of it. The giant then lifts him and hits a devastating shoulder break. He covers and it is too much for Flamita to kick out of.

Winner: Oppressor by pinfall.


Chaos Supreme who is in the main event tonight against Endgame is lifting weights.


The Enforcers vs Old Glory.


Tongsoon and US Patriot II are jockeying for control of the other. Eventually Tongsoon gets it and hits Battle Cry. He gets a two then tags Galactic Punisher in. Punisher wastes no time. A couple moves then a Police Brutality followed by the pin. The Enforcers win and Adam Blast did not get in.

Winner: The Enforcers via pinfall.

As the winners head to the back Adam checks on his son. Then Destroy All Humans rush out and jump Old Glory. They beat on them for a couple minutes as fans boo. Old Glory is laid out as Destroy All Humans leave with their arms raised high.


Murdok vs Revolver.


Murdok is rolling early and seemed to have an easy win in hand. He goes for his finisher, Head Spear Takedown, but Revolver avoids it. That let Revolver get on the offense. After a couple unsuccessful pin attempts Revolver went to the top rope. He jumped off and smashed Murdok with a flying leg drop. He covered and got a bit of an upset victory.

Winner: Revolver by pinfall.


Mister Centra and his female friends are sitting in a suite with Skull and Iron Clad to watch the main event.


Chaos Supreme vs Endgame.


Chaos has been on a mission of late and this match was no exception. He took it to Endgame the moment the bell rang. After a minute or so Endgame started to get in some licks but Chaos would not be denied. After applying Bow Of Defeat a couple times with out getting the result he wanted Chaos hit some other hard hitting offense. Then back to his finisher. Finally Endgame had enough and he submitted.

Winner: Chaos Supreme via submission.

After the match Chaos got his list from the corner, checked off on it and looked it over. He got a smug look and crumbles up the list and discarded it.

Announcer B: Why did he do that?

Announcer A: Perhaps he is done with his list. Checked off all the names it seems.

[on_the_edge]

Card #95 - Eureka Asteroid Arena


We are live from the Eureka Asteroid Arena for the last card of the year and the last card before The Red Dawn PPV.


Prince of Rose w/Magnus Colby vs Vacant.


Vacant was not much trouble for the Prince. The young Future Shock member worked Vacant over and applied Not In Line causing Vacant to tap.

Winner: Prince of Rose via submission.


We see Epoch in the interview area holding a piece of paper.

Epoch: This is the contract I won that gives me a title shot. At The Red Dawn I will defeat Mister Centra and become the Cosmic Heavyweight Champion. The last few years my career has been in a flux. But I recently finally got revenge against the man who made my life Hell a few years back and now I will win the greatest title in the business. You could say things are starting to become...Epoch.


Sunman vs Prime Colonizer w/Magnus Colby.


Sunman was fired up for this match and took it to Colonizer who seemed to show some ring rust. After a couple pin attempts Sunman hit Fire In The Sky but Colonizer kicked out. Sunman kept the offense going. He went for another pin attempt when Magnus hopped on the apron holding a briefcase he had brought down with him. He appeared to be trying to make some deal with Sunman and offered the briefcase. Sunman looked around to the fans who were yelling no to him. Sunman smiled and slugged Magnus knocking him off the apron. He went back to attacking Colonizer. The smell of burnt hair floated thru the air. A Solar Flare finally finished Colonizer off.

Winner: Sunman by pinfall.


A final promo for The Red Dawn PPV and the card as it looks right now.

- Mister Centra vs Epoch for Cosmic Heavyweight Championship

- The Cosmic Knights vs Iron Clad for Cosmic Tag Team Championship

- Paganax vs Mayhem Unleashed for Primus Carnage Title in a Falls Count Anywhere match

- Speedster vs Captain Crossbones for Light Speed Championship

- Splatter vs King Tux in a Penguin Collar match

- Total Anarchy vs Oppressor

- Climber vs Juventud Guerrera

- Pillage and Plunder vs The Enforcers


Two Sweet vs Murtak the Merciless & RJ City.


Before the match started,

C-Rush: Ladies and gentlemen, life forms of all species, the CLAW is proud to present to you your future tag team chaaampions. I'm the C to the Rush, he's the hog with the log, the ham that slams, the one with squeal appeal Mayham and we are Two Sweet. And if you ain't down with that we got two words for you.

C-Rush held the mic over his shoulder and Mayham leaned in.

Mayham: Pork You!

RJ City and C-Rush started and action went back and forth. C-Rush hit a Pooper Kick then climbed the corner and hit a Moonassult. Two Sweet were rolling once again. Then someone came out from the back. It was Konnan and he was wearing jeans and a Las Vegas Raiders sweater plus a bandanna on his head.

Murtak got in the ring and the ref went to get him back into his corner. With ref's back turned Konnan got in the ring and hit a sitout facebuster. As RJ got to his feet he looked at Konnan with a confusion expression. Konnan took off his sweater and under it was wearing the E.I.E.I.O. t-shirt he was recently given. He then tossed the sweater on Mayham's face and knocked him off the apron before getting out of the ring. RJ then tags Murtak and they hit their finisher Bought The Farm. Murtak covers and gets the win.

Winner: Murtak the Merciless & RJ City by pinfall.

After the bell Wiggy comes running up to talk to Konnan.

Wiggy: Konnan, a word please. What is going on? Are you joining E.I.E.I.O.?

Konnan: Yea I guess so. Seems like something to do. What can I say, I have a thing for filthy animals.

With that he walks off.

RJ City: Filthy animals?

Murtak: Don't look at me. He's talking about you.

Murtak walks off leaving RJ standing there slack jawed.


Evolution w/Alpha Female vs Laredo Kid.


The Aethran simply dominated the action. He tossed the luchador around. Laredo Kid got in a bit of offense but it didn't faze the large man. Evolution finally ended the slaughter with a Total Disaster. Once the ref counted three Evolution stood up and kicked mockingly at Laredo, laughing as he did before leaving.

Winner: Evolution via pinfall.


The UnFourGiven (Skull, Mister Centra and Iron Clad) are in the interview area.

Skull: We are on the cusp of The Red Dawn. It will usher in the age of UnFourGiven. We already have the Cosmic Heavyweight title and we will add the Cosmic Tag Title titles. I have assembled the greatest wrestlers and it is time everyone realizes that.

They all flash the UnFourGiven hand sign.


Doomsayer and Revolver vs The Awakening w/Murdok.


Murdok wanted this match to make Revolver pay for beating Murdok. Unfortunately for him things did not go the way he hoped. Doomsayer and Revolver kept Char on their side of the ring. Revolver almost won with his Figure Four finisher. A little later Doomsayer almost got a pin but Tek made the save. The match ended when Revolver hit a Vertical Suplex on Char and got the three count.

Winner: Doomsayer and Revolver by pinfall.


RJ City walks up to Konnan and hands him a Xmas wrapped box.

Konnan: What's this?

RJ City: A Xmas gift. I know it's a little late but wasn't sure you were going to join us.

Konnan looks at him like he's nuts but shrugs and opens it. It's a Salad Spinner by Crimeco. Konnan looks confused.

RJ City: Well I've heard you talk a lot about making different people toss your salad. I figured with this you could do it yourself when no one is around.

Konnan looks flabbergasted. He then just walks off.


Total Anarchy w/Oracle vs Rundar w/Tharkas.


We finally got to see the MMA star in the ring. It was obvious he is still green. Anarchy controlled most of the action. He applied Gehenna's Gate and when it looked like Rundar might get out he transitioned into a pin attempt. It wasn't the end but it came a bit later. Anarchy went to the top rope and hit a Swanton Bomb to put Rundar away.

Winner: Total Anarchy by pinfall.

[battlemaster]

“ RJ City walks up to Konnan and hands him a Xmas wrapped box.

Konnan: What's this?

RJ City: A Xmas gift. I know it's a little late but wasn't sure you were going to join us.

Konnan looks at him like he's nuts but shrugs and opens it. It's a Salad Spinner by Crimeco. Konnan looks confused.

RJ City: Well I've heard you talk a lot about making different people toss your salad. I figured with this you could do it yourself when no one is around.

Konnan looks flabbergasted. He then just walks off. ”

You had me rolling on the floor with this one!!! I mean I would be flabbergasted too if someone gave me a salad spinner and told me I could toss my own salad. Great job and keep up the good work!

[on_the_edge]

Jun 29, 2020 11:54:20 GMT -5 battlemaster said:

“ RJ City walks up to Konnan and hands him a Xmas wrapped box.

Konnan: What's this?

RJ City: A Xmas gift. I know it's a little late but wasn't sure you were going to join us.

Konnan looks at him like he's nuts but shrugs and opens it. It's a Salad Spinner by Crimeco. Konnan looks confused.

RJ City: Well I've heard you talk a lot about making different people toss your salad. I figured with this you could do it yourself when no one is around.

Konnan looks flabbergasted. He then just walks off. ”

You had me rolling on the floor with this one!!! I mean I would be flabbergasted too if someone gave me a salad spinner and told me I could toss my own salad. Great job and keep up the good work!

Thank you, I'm glad you enjoyed it. I will try to keep it up.