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Post by on_the_edge on May 25, 2024 17:28:29 GMT -5
I saw a news story about a blind alligator. It must be hard to be an alligator that is blind. I mean not only can't you see but you are an alligator, so you keep eating your guide dogs.
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Post by on_the_edge on May 29, 2024 16:17:13 GMT -5
Heard this on the news last night.
Why do penguins jump up and down when they first meet a new penguin?
To break the ice.
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Post by Big Bri on May 30, 2024 10:57:11 GMT -5
Some people hate elevator music, but I find it rather uplifting...
Then again, sometimes it brings me down.
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Post by paul on Jun 16, 2024 22:40:26 GMT -5
In recognition of Father's Day here's a good dad joke I heard the other day:
What's the scariest plant in the world?
BamBOO!
Happy Father's Day to all the dads on the board.🙂
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Post by TTX on Jun 17, 2024 5:01:49 GMT -5
that is the dad joke to end all dad jokes.
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Post by Big Bri on Jun 17, 2024 15:37:04 GMT -5
I'm getting really tired of all these cruel jokes about the Titan sub. I mean, some people will sink to some really depths for a laugh.
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Post by on_the_edge on Jun 19, 2024 19:37:15 GMT -5
It is important you do not rest on your laurels. Or your hardys.
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Post by topdollar on Jul 8, 2024 12:16:57 GMT -5
Hi, guys!
"The Learning Tree" Chris Jericho recently threw a fireball at his former "branch" Hook.
I guess that makes Hook a...Burning Bush!
Bye, guys!
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Post by topdollar on Jul 15, 2024 13:23:47 GMT -5
A scientist was conducting an experiment on a frog. He told the frog to jump, and the frog jumped. He cut off the frog's left front leg and told the frog to jump, and the frog jumped. He cut off the frog's right front leg and told the frog to jump, and the frog jumped. He cut off the frog's left rear leg and told the frog to jump, and the frog jumped. He cut off the frog's right rear leg and told the frog to jump, and the frog didn't jump. He said, "Jump, frog, jump!", but the frog didn't jump. He concluded: Cut off all four legs, and frog becomes deaf!
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Post by on_the_edge on Jul 17, 2024 19:24:57 GMT -5
A dad heard his daughter wanted a cowboy. He did not have the heart to tell her that all cows are female.
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