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Post by on_the_edge on Aug 25, 2024 11:12:13 GMT -5
Parachute for sale. Only used once. Never opened.
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Post by TTX on Aug 25, 2024 15:58:17 GMT -5
perfect gift for your enemies.
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Post by on_the_edge on Aug 29, 2024 18:51:39 GMT -5
Dads after dark dad joke: I saw an ad online that said "taking a sip of olive oil at night will do this". It was click bait for some ad that I did not click. I do not know what taking a sip of olive oil will do. I do however knows what happens if you take a lick of olive oil at night. Popeye will come looking for you the next day to kick your ass.  |
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Post by Lee on Aug 29, 2024 19:01:00 GMT -5
Dads after dark dad joke: I saw an ad online that said "taking a sip of olive oil at night will do this". It was click bait for some ad that I did not click. I do not know what taking a sip of olive oil will do. I do however knows what happens if you take a lick of olive oil at night. Popeye will come looking for you the next day to kick your ass. Great one! |
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Post by sleazybmartini on Aug 29, 2024 19:43:23 GMT -5
What's Mozart up to these days?
Decomposing
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Post by on_the_edge on Aug 29, 2024 19:44:44 GMT -5
Dads after dark dad joke: I saw an ad online that said "taking a sip of olive oil at night will do this". It was click bait for some ad that I did not click. I do not know what taking a sip of olive oil will do. I do however knows what happens if you take a lick of olive oil at night. Popeye will come looking for you the next day to kick your ass. Great one! Why thank you. Came up with it just today when I saw that ad. Recently having seen Popeye cartoons on MeTV Toons helped as it was fresh in my mind lol. |
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Post by Vegas on Aug 29, 2024 19:45:46 GMT -5
I saw this one today:
What do cats say when they are mad at each other? You have crossed fe-line.
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Post by Lee on Aug 29, 2024 20:53:19 GMT -5
Chasing after women is fun just gotta be careful not to trip on any branches.
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Post by sleazybmartini on Aug 29, 2024 21:21:29 GMT -5
It was announced recently in a press release that Burger King is merging with a sword company...the new company's slogan will be "halve it your way"
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Post by on_the_edge on Aug 29, 2024 21:38:39 GMT -5
Reports show that married women with a few extra lbs. tend to live longer than their husbands that point it out.
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