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Post by TTX on Jul 18, 2024 9:12:20 GMT -5
chuckles. Silly but amusing.
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Post by on_the_edge on Jul 18, 2024 13:29:07 GMT -5
Best explanation of a dad joke.
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Post by paul on Jul 25, 2024 21:59:08 GMT -5
This morning my girlfriend left a note on the refrigerator saying: "This isn't working. I'm leaving."
What a liar! I opened up the fridge door and it was working perfectly fine.
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Post by TTX on Jul 27, 2024 18:50:35 GMT -5
One I saw at work
"Still waiting for all those cookies that I've accepted over the years."
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Post by on_the_edge on Jul 27, 2024 20:21:05 GMT -5
That is a good one. If they come, we are gonna need a LOT of milk. ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/smiley.png)
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Post by on_the_edge on Aug 11, 2024 15:38:28 GMT -5
In another thread I made mention of the time Mark Henry and Mae Young "hooked up" and she got pregnant leading to the birth of a rubber hand. It game me an idea for a skit but I do not see when I would get around to putting it in one of my feds so I decided to post it here as it seemed appropriate. This is what I would do if I was working for a wrestling promotion.
A wrestler walks into my office where I am sitting on a couch. He points to me and is about to say something when he stops and turns toward my desk. Behind the desk we see just a hand and it is signing papers. The wrestler then points to the hand with his mouth agape.
Me: That is my new assistant.
Wrestler: Is that...
Me: Yes. That is Mae and Mark's boy. He is a go getter I tell you. But I feel bad for him. No matter how hard he works he just cannot seem to get a head.
End scene.
Thank you. Thank you very much for the applause.
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Post by Lee on Aug 11, 2024 15:44:16 GMT -5
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his testicles in glitter? Pretty Nuts.
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Post by on_the_edge on Aug 11, 2024 15:54:06 GMT -5
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his testicles in glitter? Pretty Nuts. How did you hear about that? She told me she would not tell anyone if I did it for her. ![:P](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/tongue.png)
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Post by TTX on Aug 12, 2024 8:32:36 GMT -5
You know Head...she's choosy.
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Post by Vegas on Aug 21, 2024 0:16:08 GMT -5
I dropped a bowl of fruit on my foot.
Now I cranberry walk
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