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Post by paul on Sept 20, 2024 22:31:24 GMT -5
What kind of car does a Jedi drive?
A Toyoda.
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Post by paul on Sept 20, 2024 22:32:57 GMT -5
Six months ago I ordered a book called "How To Scam People Over The Internet."
It still hasn't arrived.
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Post by on_the_edge on Oct 4, 2024 18:43:39 GMT -5
Here is a Dads After Dark joke I just came up with.
The other day a guy asked me if I knew where a city in Michigan was. I help up my hand, pointed to a point on it and said, "right about here". He asked me what I was doing. I explained that in Michigan that is how we show where places are. Then I told him I do not show people where places in Florida are anymore as the jail time was getting to be annoying.
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Post by paul on Oct 6, 2024 22:08:28 GMT -5
Did you hear the one about the drunk mic checker?
He had one, two, one, two, one, two many.
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Post by topdollar on Oct 14, 2024 13:31:36 GMT -5
Did you know that iguanas fall from the trees when it gets below 40 degrees in Florida?
Apparently cold temperatures cause reptile dysfunction!
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Post by on_the_edge on Oct 20, 2024 1:44:53 GMT -5
I saw these two on my favorite marque sign.
1) What happens to a ghost when he disappears into a fog?
He is mist.
2) That awkward moment when a zombie looking for brains walks past you.
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Post by TTX on Oct 20, 2024 6:15:12 GMT -5
Brains are awesome, I wish (insert person or group you want to insult here) had some.
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Post by topdollar on Oct 29, 2024 13:23:19 GMT -5
I saw this one at the grocery store...
Why don't skeletons eat spicy food?
They don't have the stomach for it!
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Post by topdollar on Nov 2, 2024 13:10:28 GMT -5
Here's another one from the grocery store...
How do oats send letters?
Oatmail!
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Post by topdollar on Nov 20, 2024 13:37:47 GMT -5
Here's another one from the grocery store...
What is a turkey's favorite dessert?
Peach Gobbler!
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