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DPW #40 - POWER HOUR on MTV

(Year 1 - Month 7 - Week 1)



MTV Musical Segment: AC/DC performs the song “Back in Black” from the 1980 album of the same name. What a rockin’ return to MTV with this stellar performance. DPW Commissioner Roddy Piper rocks out with the band during the song, even revealing some tiny, black shorts underneath his kilt! Fireworks go off in the arena and it’s time to get things underway!



In-Ring Segment: Commissioner Rowdy Roddy Piper takes the microphone, “Welcome back to MTV! Welcome back to POWER HOUR! And welcome to the debut of DYNAMO POWERHOUSE WRESTLING! We are LIVE in the DPW Flex Zone to bring you—” Kurt Angle comes out onto the stage behind Piper and taps him on his shoulder. “Hey, Kurt, what can I do for you?” Angle shyly replies, “Well, Roddy, my memory is kinda fuzzy from our agreement, how did we decide which one of us was going to be DPW Commissioner?” Roddy Piper smiles and says, “You don’t remember, Kurt? We agreed that I would be the DPW Commissioner, and you can be the Assistant to the DPW Commissioner.” The Olympian’s eyes light up, “I get to be Assistant Commissioner?” Roddy is quick to correct him, “Assistant to the Commissioner.” “Does that mean I can deal with that Danhausen?” “Who? What? Sure, buddy, knock yourself out.” Angle leaps with giddiness and races backstage to track down that wiley Danhausen. DPW Commissioner Rowdy Roddy Piper is ready to usher this company into a new era.



Pre-Match: Eddie Kingston wrestled Space Monkey on Dynamo Pro’s The Zoo which resulted in Eddie Kingston getting infected with Space Monkeypox. This new and strange disease caused him to act erratically, crave bananas, speak only in howls and screeches, and be an all-around assh*le. He teamed up with Space Monkey and caused mayhem for several Dynamo Pro superstars, namely Absolute Ricky Starks. During “Monkie” Kingston’s showdown with Starks at Dynamo Pro’s NO LAUGHING MATTER pay-per-view, Starks was able to inject Kingston with an experimental drug to cure his Space Monkeypox. It seemed to work and Starks came out victorious, but Space Monkey was tranquilized and Kingston was taken to a nearby medical facility. Kingston is pretty much back to normal and he demanded to face his former monkey business partner as soon as possible. Kingston enters to a huge pop, the fans are glad to have the old, familiar Kingston back! Space Monkey makes his entrance and once he removes his space helmet you can tell that he’s looking quite concerned, worried about what a vengeful Kingston is capable of. The ref checks the two athletes and calls for the bell.

Eddie Kingston (5-4)

vs.

Space Monkey (0-3)

    Space Monkey successfully monkeyflips Kingston from corner to corner and hits a beautiful Michinoku Driver . . . . Space Monkey attempts his TAIL WHIP but Kingston dodges it and takes over, unleashing some pent-up animal frustrations on his opponent, biting his forehead . . . . Space Monkey hits a Monkey Go Round on Eddie and goes for a pin but Kingston kicks out. . . . Space Monkey attempts another monkeyflip but Kingston had it scouted and lands on his feet, he proceeds to deliver several devastating stomps to Space Monkey’s head, getting revenge for the misspent month of monkey hijinks. . . . Kingston hits his Backfist to the Future . . . . Space Monkey hits a moonsault and hooks the leg, 1-2-kick out! Space Monkey hits a 450 senton off the top rope onto Kingston and delivers the Moon Landing sending Kingston to the outside. Space Monkey follows and attempts to hit Kingston with a sack of bananas but the ref grabs it from his hands, while the ref is disposing of the banana sack Space Monkey pulls another one out of his jocks and smushes it in Eddie’s face and sends him back into the ring. . . . Moonsault and another kick out by Kingston . . . Kingston dodges a superkick and hits a yakuza kick in corner and follows up with another Backfist. Kingston hits a big, heavy elbow from the top rope onto Space Monkey. . . . Kingston hits his LARIAT and goes for the cover but Space Monkey gets his foot on the rope. . . . After a brief attempted come back by Space Monkey, Kingston hits another earthshaking LARIAT and goes for the cover.

Result: Eddie Kingston d. Space Monkey by pinfall following LARIAT

Post-Match: The crowd is elated that Eddie Kingston is back! The ref raises his hand and Kingston snatches the sack of bananas from the apron before Space Monkey could get to it and he pulls out a nice, ripe banana and leans up against the turnbuckle enjoying the piece of fruit. Kingston is happy to be here and now that he’s back in good health, Kingston plans on fulfilling his promise from Day 1 in Dynamo Pro, he promises to attain championship gold and we expect to see it; Kingston is a badass.



Backstage Promo: MJEffy is backstage at the DPW Interview Set. MJF says, “Dynamo Pro? WPW? It doesn’t make a difference. My partner and I easily disposed of those Black Lads at NO LAUGHING MATTER and showed the entire world that Curtis Hughes is a worthless piece of crap–” Effy interjects, “Now, now, Max. Let’s look toward the future: The Dynamo Powerhouse Tag Team Titles.” MJF adds, “You’re right. MJEffy is the premiere tag team in the world today. MJEffy is not going to be bullied by some bears.” Effy quips, “I know how to handle a bear, believe me.” MJF continues, “We’ll be wrestling next week on Power Hour, where MJEffy has been undefeated, and we’ll prove that me and my Effy are going to be the next DPW Tag Champs come DPW UNDISPUTED on pay-per-view, cause we’re better than you–” Effy quickly cuts him off, “And you know it!”



Promo Video: Dalton Castle is standing at the counter of a pawn shop, behind him The Boys are perusing the eclectic selection of goods lining the walls and shelves. Dalton Castle is holding the Million Bitcoin Belt that he won from Million Bitcoin Man Ted DiBiase at NO LAUGHING MATTER. Castle speaks to the camera, “Teddy, Teddy, Teddy. You’ve been a bad, bad boy. I’ve been taking this belt with me all over town and everyone is telling me that you owe them money. Hotels say you’ve skipped out on bills, restaurants say you’ve dined and dashed. You owe people all over town, you turkey! It’s despicable! I’ve decided to pawn this title belt and use that cash to go around town and pay your bills. I’ll let you know how it goes, Teddy. See you later!”



Video Package: An unsettling video package featuring Malakai Black and two hooded figures. Intercut with footage from early 90’s WCW of “Flyin” Brian Pillman and footage of 2021 AEW footage of Brian Pillman Jr. is grainy black-and-white footage of two hooded figures digging two side-by-side graves. We see a close-up of a spider spinning a fly in its web. Malakai Black is standing above the two figures as their respective graves go deeper. Footage of a vulture circling over a desert. A close-up of Malakai and he mutters the word, “Family.” Cut to black.



Pre-Match: Mike Bennett and Maria Kanellis-Bennett make their in-ring debut tonight, though we’ve been following them for some months now. Bennett began by offering words of wisdom and meditation from his social media feeds until he was run off the road and attacked by a disgruntled person whose identity remained a mystery. Bennett was subject to a brutal assault in his hospital room before we were clued into the fact that The Prince of Darkness Kevin Sullivan and his new protege Mike Elgin may be behind the mystical and mystifying shenanigans involving Benett and his wife. Mike Bennett makes his entrance with his wife Maria Kanellis by his side. What a striking couple! Bennett didn’t notice, but it looks like Kevin Sullivan and Mike Elgin are skulking around in some ringside seats, disguised by black hoods. D-Meditation-Y's theme plays and Matt Sydal makes his entrance followed by partner Bryan Danielson. It seems there may be a power struggle happening within the group between Danielson and Diamond Dallas Page as they didn’t seem to all be on the same page at WPW CLASH AT CASTLE CORNETTE. How will this play out in Dynamo Powerhouse Wrestling?

Mike Bennett

w/ Maria Kanellis

vs.

Matt Sydal (5-3)

w/ Bryan Danielson

    Bennett opens up strong against Matt Sydal. . . . Sydal ducks a hammerlock clothesline and hits an enziguri. . . . Sydal’s athleticism is handily squashed by Bennet’s power . . . . Sydal goes for a shining wizard but Mike Bennett dodges. Bennett hits the GO BACK TO JAPAN but can’t get the victory. Bennett goes for his PILEDRIVER but Danielson distracts him from the apron and the ref admonishes Bryan. . . . Mike Bennett hits a Box Office Smash and goes for the pin but Sydal kicks out. . . . Mike Bennett once again hits GO BACK TO JAPAN and this time Sydal can’t recover.

Result: Mike Bennett d. Matt Sydal by pinfall following GO BACK TO JAPAN

Post-Match: Mike Bennett is successful in his in-ring debut and Maria Kanellis is certainly an asset at ringside. Matt Sydal leaves with his partner Bryan Danielson and the ref is raising Bennet’s hand in the middle of the ring. At ringside, disguised by their black robes, Michael Elgin and The Prince of Darkness Kevin Sullivan look agitated. Kevin Sullivan mumbles, “So that Malakai Black thinks he can out-spooky me? Watch this.” Sullivan mutters what must be a magic spell under his breath and suddenly in the middle of the ring Mike Bennett begins to vomit a disgusting black sludge as he heaves and convulses. Maria screams. Bennett begins to calm down, he needs to get the nasty taste out of his mouth so his wife brings him his red thermos. The camera cuts back to the crowd but Elgin and Sullivan are no longer there.



Backstage Segment: World Champion Macho Man Randy Savage is backstage in the locker room. He defended the World Title against The Iron Sheik Khosrow Vaziri on pay-per-view at WPW CLASH AT CASTLE CORNETTE but was disqualified for a prolonged beatdown outside the ring after he seemingly went mad necessitating the rematch this evening. “Everyone has been asking me all week long, Macho, Macho, why did you snap? Why did I snap? I snapped because that perverted peabrain Iron Sheik was lusting after Miss Elizabeth, yeah. Lusting after her, yeah. I saw the looks he was giving her at ringside, the winks, THE WINKS! I could even feel his attraction. I felt the proof when I body-slammed you, Sheik. I had enough. I wouldn’t let you disrespect Miss Elizabeth. That’s why tonight she’s been banned from ringside and your prissy little partners won’t be allowed there either. You better bring your own dick pills, Sheiky. You’re going down, dig it?!”



Backstage Promo: Bear Country is backstage at the DPW Interview Set holding their newly-won DPW Tag Team Title belts with their handler George “The Animal” Steele. Steele is holding a slop bucket full of trash and scraps the Tag Team Champs are taking turns eating from. Bear Bronson says, “We don’t care who we have to beat.” Bear Boulder adds, “We’re hungry. We’re gonna chew through all the competition in Dynamo Powerhouse Wrestling.” “MJEffy better get some practice in, because we’ll see them in three weeks at DPW UNDISPUTED for the belts.” George Steele starts throwing food scraps at the cameraman and sound crew and the video feed cuts out.



Backstage Segment: Danhausen is backstage wearing a ridiculous outfit: a kilt, a woman’s brown wig, and a leather jacket with a Sheriff's badge on the lapel. Kurt Angle walks up to him and says, “Hey, Roddy.” Danhausen seems rather surprised that his camouflage is successful. “Um, yes, Rodney the Piper, that is me. Have you found that devilishly handsome Danhausen yet?” Angle, frustrated, “No, I’ve been looking everywhere. I’m pooped!” Rodney the Piper offers a tall glass of milk to the Assistant to the Commissioner, “Here you go, my friend. Enjoy a tall, crisp glass of this stuff, I believe a machine squeezed it out of a cow.” Angle takes the milk without a second thought and chugs it in one gulp. “Thanks!” Angle continues his hunt. Danhausen mumbles, “Love that Rodney.”



Pre-Match: Rohit Raju has a big mouth and so far hasn’t proved to be able to back it up. Rohit lost during the King of the Zoo Tournament and spent the last month tormenting Boys Champion Matt Riddle. From interfering in his matches to breaking into his house to smash his bongs, Rohit made life hell for the Boys Champ. Rohit came up short at CLASH AT CASTLE CORNETTE, but still feels like he deserves championship gold. Absolute Ricky Starks and Val Venis terrorized World Powerhouse Wrestling as The Stroke Daddies. They got themselves into a little hot water which resulted in World Champ Macho sodomizing Venis with a TV camera and putting him in the hospital leaving Sticky Ricky to fend for himself. Ever since moving on from The Stroke Daddies and joining Dynamo Pro, Ricky Starks has quickly become one of the hottest babyfaces in the company today. He wasn’t successful in the King of the Zoo Tournament for the Heavyweight Title, but he may have his sights set on the DPW Boys Championship himself, and a win over Rohit would only solidify that. “His mother calls him sun cuz he shines like one,” Rohit Raju makes his entrance, he must still be feeling his pay-per-view loss to Riddle. Absolute Ricky Starks has been riding high though with a pay-per-view win over Eddie Kingston, and curing Eddie of his Space Monkeypox, and being an all around awesome dude. Starks poses here, he poses there, he poses everywhere. This is going to be quite the contest.

Ricky Starks (8-6)

vs.

Rohit Raju (3-3)

    The action goes back and forth in the opening moments . . . . Starks catches Rohit off the top rope into a powerslam and hooks the leg but Rohit kicks out . . . . Starks hooks in a crossface and then a Famous Amos and goes for the pin, 1-2-3.

Result: Absolute Ricky Starks squashes Rohit Raju by pinfall following Famous Amos

Post-Match: Wow! Rohit must still be hurting from his loss at CLASH AT CASTLE CORNETTE to lose this quickly. Either that or Ricky Starks is just on fire right now. Absolutely. Ricky Starks must certainly be toying with the idea of challenging for the Boys Championship, and we’re excited to see it!



Backstage Segment: Million Bitcoin Man Ted Dibiase is backstage with his chauffeur Lio Rush standing next to a Pepsi vending machine. “Lionel, can you believe this? Can you believe that whackadoo Dalton Castle is going around town with my belt, sullying my name? Bitcoin is down, Lionel. I’m broke right now–” he turns out his pockets, “I don’t even have money for a can of soda right now! DPW Boys Champion Matt Riddle walks by and sees Dibiase banging on the Pepsi machine. “Bro, what did that vending machine ever do to you? Haha!” Dibiase rolls his eyes, “Good one. Hey, I want my belt back. I could melt yours down into a new Million Bitcoin Belt, how much for it? How much Bitcoin can I give you for that belt?” “Sorry bro, but I don’t think I’ve ever been high enough to think that cryptocurrency is a good idea,” Riddle smiles, slaps his Boys Title belt, and begins to walk away. Dibiase turns to Lio Rush and says, “Lionel, you know what to do.” Lio Rush grabs Matt Riddle from behind and runs him head first into the Pepsi machine, his head smashing through the plexiglass shell. Thunk. A can of soda is dispensed. Dibiase cracks it open, takes a big swig of it, “Ahhhhhhh!” and steps over the bloody body of the DPW Boys Champion. That was cold. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"


Backstage Segment: Jim Cornette and his Nugenix Express are back in the locker room. Jim says, “Khosrow, I don’t know exactly what you did to upset Macho Man, but you got him really worked up and now I’m not allowed to accompany you to the ring tonight, nobody is!” Sheiky says, “What about Bob?” And Backlund chimes in, “Yeah, what about me?” Cornette, flummoxed, says, “Hotchkiss, what are you talking about?” Backlund says, “I, uh, I’ve known that I’m not Hotchkiss Featherbottom for a little while now.” Corny is taken aback, “You knew that we were lying to you? So why did you stay?” Bob Backlund admits innocently, “I liked having friends.” Corny, moved by the pathetic wretch, says, “Fine by me. As long as you do your fair share.” Backlund exclaims, “And as long as you share the candy!” Corny looks nervous, like he’s been caught at something, and begins tossing bottles of Nugenix Total-T to Backlund and Sheiky and they begin squabbling over them. “I guess you’ll need a new name, huh?” Sheiky suggests, “How about Boner Bob?” Corny says, “I guess that will do. Now hurry up, we gotta get you ready for the main event, Khosrow!”



Backstage Segment: DPW Commissioner Roddy Piper, the real one, is walking through a corridor backstage when he comes upon Danhausen, though he is wearing Angle’s singlet, gold medal, and an ill-fitting bald cap, though Piper doesn’t seem to notice. “Hey, Kurt. Any luck finding that Danhauser or whoever it was you were looking for?” Danhausen, the luckiest SOB in the world, replies, “As a matter of fact, he’s right here!” Danhausen reveals that Kurt Angle is zip-tied to an office chair though he’s wearing a sloppy rendition of Danhausen’s face-paint as well as crude recreations of his tattoos done in magic marker. There must have been a little something special in Kurt Angle’s glass of milk this evening and he seems to just now be coming to. “What? Where am I?” Roddy Piper explains, “You’re in big trouble! That’s where you are!” Danhausen, dressed as Angle, chimes in, “Yes, Rodney, tell him!” Roddy Piper says, “I heard you caused some trouble for my buddy, Kurt, here. I heard you sent him to a Japanese jail? I won’t go that far, but you’re going to jail tonight, buddy!” Angle is confused and incensed, “Roddy! It’s me, Kurt!” Danhausen reminds Piper, “I told you he’d pretend to be me, don’t be fooled!” Commissioner Piper, with confidence and bravado, “I’m no fool! Police, arrest this man!” Security officials and local police don’t bother removing Angle-hausen from the chair, they just wheel it right up into the back of their waiting police van and drive off despite the real Kurt Angle’s full-throated objections. Danhausen has done it again, as well as absconded with a tray of appetizers from the catering table.



Backstage Interview: Heavyweight Champion King Claudio Castagnoli is at the DPW Interview Set. He says, “I can’t wait. I’m excited for DPW UNDISPUTED on pay-per-view because I know that the Heavyweight Champion King Claudio will give the World Champion the best possible competition, whoever that World Champion might be. It could be Macho Man, or it could be my own stablemate, Claudio is ready to prove that he is the King—” that’s when Big Daddy Drew walks in. “Well, if it isn’t the #1 Contender for the World Title. Your time will come, Drew, but you have no claim over this belt.” Drew retorts, “It sounds like it’ll be a while before I get my World Title shot, so how about next week on Power Hour, me and you in a friendly little exhibition.” King Claudio considers the proposal, “You’re on,” and the two shake hands. It’s official.



MTV Musical Segment: AC/DC performs “Hard as a Rock” from the 1995 album “Ballbreaker,” the Nugenix Express’ “Cocky Khosrow” Vaziri and “Boner Bob” Backlund join the band on stage during the song, they’re gulping down Nugenix Total-T by the handful. Cornette is telling them to get serious and sends The Iron Sheik Khosrow Vaziri down to the ring for his championship rematch.



Pre-Match: Khosrow Vaziri is already at ringside following the AC/DC performance and it’s time for the World Champ to arrive. “Pomp & Circumstance” pops the crowd and World Champion Macho Man Randy Savage comes barreling down the aisle. He means business. Macho intends to make it to DPW UNDISPUTED as the World Champ so the world can see the best of both worlds collide for the undisputed title. Macho is ready to go.

NO DQ/NO COUNTOUT/NO RINGSIDE ALLIES

WPW WORLD TITLE

WPW World Champion

Macho Man Randy Savage (15-3)

vs.

The Iron Sheik Khosrow Vaziri (5-2)

    Sheik opens with a fireman’s carry but Savage pops back up and puts him in a tight headlock and slaps Sheiky in the face. Sheik tosses Macho Man into the ropes, a double clothesline knocks both superstars down. Macho Man recovers and dumps Khosrow to the outside. Khosrow doesn’t have Backlund, Claudio, or Cornette in his corner and has no help to solicit. Randy Savage comes crashing down to the outside from the top turnbuckle with a devastating double axe handle. He rolls Sheiky under the ropes and delivers a heartstopping FLYING ELBOW DROP. He declines to go for the pin. He climbs the corner once more, and so there is no doubt, comes crashing down with yet another. The fat lady has sung. 1-2-3.

Result: Macho Man Randy Savage d. Khosrow Vaziri by pinfall following two FLYING ELBOW DROPS to retain the WPW World Title

Post-Match: Macho Man is victorious! The referee hands him his World Title belt and holds his hand up in victory, but suddenly they are not alone, someone is standing behind Macho Man. He turns around and is now face-to-face with Heavyweight Champion King Claudio. They jaw jack back and forth and both present their respective belts. In three weeks we’ll see the biggest showdown ever in WPW or Dynamo Pro, this is DYNAMO POWERHOUSE WRESTLING!

Join us next week on MTV for DPW POWER HOUR!

Heavyweight Champion King Claudio vs. Big Daddy Drew

DPW Boys Champion Matt Riddle vs. Chauffeur Lionel Rush

MJEffy in action!

And MORE!!!

WPW #27 - CLASH AT CASTLE CORNETTE
DPW #40 - Power Hour
DPW #41 - Power Hour
DPW #42 - Road to UNDISPUTED Power Hour
DPW #43 - UNDISPUTED on PPV

[Joel Pole]

DPW #41 - POWER HOUR on MTV

(Year 1 - Month 7 - Week 2)



Welcome to DPW Power Hour on MTV! Welcome to the DPW Flex Zone! The Talking Heads play their rendition of the Power Hour theme song to open the show.



In-Ring Segment: DPW Commissioner Roddy Piper makes his way out to the stage and greets the crowd. “I thought my Assistant, Kurt Angle, was going to be out here with me but he didn’t show up to the production meeting this afternoon, I’m not sure where he–” Kurt Angle’s theme plays and someone comes out to join Roddy Piper; it’s Danhausen in his Kurt Angle costume, ill-fitting bald cap and all. Piper doesn’t seem to notice, “Hey, Kurt, where ya been?” “Yes, it is I. Kurt Olympics apologizes for his tardiness, Rodney. I would like to talk to you about some booking plans I have for that devilishly handsome Danhausen.” Piper is tired of hearing about this, “Fine, Kurt, let’s go to my office. Ladies & gentlemen, welcome to the Power Hour!”



Pre-Match: Warhorse scored a victory over The Phenomenal AJ Styles at CLASH AT CASTLE CORNETTE, however the victory was tainted due to interference by Warhorse’s Team Ambition stablemate Davey Richards. Warhorse wanted to win fair and square. Tonight he goes one-on-one with TJP, the newest member of Will Ospreay’s United Empire. They’ve been lying low since declaring their intentions in Dynamo Powerhouse Wrestling and TJP certainly would like to hold Boys Gold one day. Warhorse makes his entrance looking quite serious and determined. TJP enters next, no United Empire members by his side. The ref gives the men his instructions and calls for the bell.

Team Ambition’s

Warhorse (5-4)

vs.

United Empire’s

TJP (1-0)

    TJP opens with an attempted running jump clothesline but he bounces off the more powerful Warhorse and Warhorse begins headbanging and delivers some signature head butts to TJP. Warhorse dumps TJP to the outside and executes the Double Stomp off the apron onto his prone opponent. Warhorse sends him back inside, hits a Horsepowerslam and soars through the air with a flying elbow drop, shades of World Champion Macho Man. He hooks the leg and takes the win.

Result: Warhorse squashes TJP by pinfall following a flying elbow drop

Post-Match: Spectacular victory for Warhorse, he returns to the locker room without his usual headbanging. TJP suffers a humiliating defeat, maybe it’s best that Will Ospreay wasn’t out here to reprimand his minion in front of everybody as he is wont to do.



Video Package: Mike Bennett and his wife Maria Kanellis-Bennett are at home on their sofa watching TV. A red thermos sits on the coffee table. We can’t hear them because the camera is outside of their living room window, it pans back and we see The Prince of Darkness Kevin Sullivan and his lackey Michael Elgin wearing black robes and crouching in the Bennett’s bushes. “You saw what I was capable of last week when I made Bennett vomit black sludge in the middle of the ring. That was pretty spooky. Way spookier than that Malakai Black, wouldn’t you agree?” Elgin thinks a moment and replies, “Didn’t he resurrect the corpse of Brian Pillman? I mean, that’s pretty spooky.” Sullivan is offended, “Shut up, you idiot. Now hold up my spellbook, I’m going to make him vomit again.” Elgin obliges, holding up the spellbook and using the flashlight on his cellphone to illuminate the mystic tome. Sullivan recites his incantation when suddenly Mike Bennett begins suffering thunderous flatulence and then grabs at his pants, “Honey, I think I need to go to the bathroom.” Mike Bennett gets up and shuffles awkwardly to the bathroom. “What happened!? He was supposed to vomit again! Elgin, you imbecile, you were holding the spellbook upside down. It came out the other end.” “Is somebody out there?” Maria calls out and suddenly the exterior lighting comes on and Sullivan and Elgin trip over themselves as they vacate the shrubbery and run back into the night.



Pre-Match: Spooky indeed. Malakai Black looks to have Brian Pillman Jr. and Sr. under his control. He defeated BPJ on PPV and after the match disappeared into a whirlwind of flames. A cryptic video we saw last week showed this twisted family digging graves. What sort of power does Malakai Black wield? MJEffy make their entrance first, they have been undefeated on Power Hour on MTV and they have laid out a challenge to Bear Country for the DPW Tag Team Titles at DPW UNDISPUTED in two weeks. This will certainly be a grave challenge on their way to the pay-per-view. The lights go out and Malakai Black leads his two disciples to the ring. MJEffy must be a bit unnerved. It looks like BPJ and MJF are going to start off this match. Ding ding ding.

House of Black

[Brian Pillman & Brian Pillman Jr.]

w/ Malakai Black

vs.

MJEffy (4-2)

[MJF & Effy]

    BPJ and MJF go back and forth to open. . . . BPJ hits a german suplex sending MJF to the outside where he strategizes with Effy before returning to the fray. After a scoop powerslam, BPJ tags his father in who gives MJF a beating. . . . Pillman hits a big dropkick which sends MJF through the ropes again, he gets a quick shoulder massage from his partner Effy. MJF sees Pillman climbing the turnbuckle and he zips from the floor to the apron to the post to sendra Pillman plummeting back to the mat. MJF takes advantage and slips on his SALT OF THE EARTH ARMBAR, Effy holds BPJ back but Pillman Sr. rakes MJF’s eyes to get out of the hold. MJF tags in Effy who immediately applies the DRAG QUEEN SLEEPER on Pillman while MJF holds Junior from making the save but Pillman makes it to the ropes. . . . Effy tags MJF back in. . . . The Pillmans hit the ATOMIC BLONDE on MJF, BPJ goes for the pin but Effy runs in and a wild brawl erupts. The ref threatens to DQ both teams if he cannot regain control. . . . BPJ and MJF go at it again. . . . MJF puts BPJ in the SALT OF THE EARTH ARMBAR but Malakai makes fire shoot from the turnbuckle which distracts the ref. . . . BPJ hits the DIRE PROMISE on MJF but Effy pulls him from the pin and hooks in his DRAG QUEEN SLEEPER, the ref sends him back to the outside. . . . BPJ tags Pillman Sr. back in. . . . Pillman dumps MJF over the top to the outside but MJF pulls his Diamond Ring out of his jocks and clocks Pillman in the jaw and he drops to the floor. This, unfortunately, was in plain view of the referee. Ding ding ding.

Result: House of Black d. MJEffy by DQ when MJF is disqualified for smashing Brian Pillman with his Diamond Ring on the outside

Post-Match: MJF is screaming at Pillman, “Don’t touch my partner! Don’t even look at him!” Wow, he’s snapped. The House of Black may be spooky but MJEffy is cray-cray. MJF has a violent streak, we saw this a couple months back when MJF hospitalized Davey Vega and Mat Fitchett of Grindhouse for roughing up Effy. He’s certainly been letting jealousy get the best of him. Will this tenacity pay off in their pursuit for the DPW Tag Team Titles? We shall see.



Backstage Segment: D-Meditation-Y is backstage in their locker room. Bryan Danielson, Matt Sydal, Leyla Hirsch, and Diamond Dallas Page. DDP tells his partners, “Look guys, tonight I have a chance to beat that Jake Something once and for all and get him out of our hair for good. He’s the biggest thorn in the side of DDPY–” Danielson interjects, “I think you mean, D-Meditation-Y?” DDP continues, “Yeah, right. D-Meditation-Y. I expect us all to be on the same page tonight. For the team.” DDP leaves the locker room and Matt Sydal and Leyla Hirsch begin to follow him but Danielson puts his hand on their shoulders, “You guys are coming with me.” And Sydal and Hirsch follow Danielson out the door on the opposite side of the locker room.



MTV Musical Segment: The Talking Heads play “Psycho Killer” from their 1977 album “Talking Heads: 77.”



Pre-Match: D-Meditation-Y’s music plays and Diamond Dallas Page makes his way to the stage. He’s looking behind him, but it doesn’t seem like Sydal, Hirsch, or Danielson are coming along. He looks furious. DDP makes his way to the ring alone. “WHAT’S MY NAME?” Jake Something makes his way to the ring, he beat DDP at CLASH AT CASTLE CORNETTE by disqualification when Leyla Hirsch smashed Jake with a chakra crystal but it looks like he won’t have to worry about that this evening.

D-Meditation-Y’s

Diamond Dallas Page (8-7)

vs.

Jake Something (8-5)

    Jake and DDP square off once again, this time with no ringside allies, whether by choice or not. This was a rather short but impactful match, but men traded offense but DDP hits a surprise DIAMOND CUTTER out of nowhere and hooks the leg.

Result: Diamond Dallas Page d. Jake Something by pinfall following DIAMOND CUTTER

Post-Match: Jake Something can’t be happy about this loss, but Diamond Dallas Page has a bone to pick with his so-called partners: Where were they? He storms back to the locker room to find D-Meditation-Y and get some answers.



Backstage Segment: Warhorse is backstage with fellow Team Ambition member Tootie Lynn when Davey Richards approaches them. “Good job beating TJP this evening.” Warhorse isn’t happy with the compliment, “Thanks, Davey, but I told you I don’t need help to win, especially yours.” Richards responds, “You were down. You were out. Styles was about to snap your leg.” Warhorse turns to walk away, “I talked to AJ. If you want to prove to him that you can beat him without my help, he’ll see you next week here on Power Hour. And if you want to prove that you’re better than me? I know you do. I’ll see you at DPW UNDISPUTED in two weeks.” Richards walks away. Tootie Lynn tells Warhorse, “You got this.”



Backstage Segment: Commissioner Roddy Piper and Danhausen (dressed as Kurt Angle, try to keep up) are sitting in Piper’s office backstage at the DPW Flex Zone. Danhausen, pretending to be Kurt Angle, continues his pitch, “So it’s punishment, you see? Put Danhausen in the main event every night, you see? Give him a title match every night until he wins it, and if ever loses it, give him another title match immediately. He’ll be exhausted!” Piper gazes at him but before he can respond, his phone rings and he answers it on speakerphone. “This call is coming from the County Jail, do you accept the charges?” Piper is intrigued, “Go ahead.” A new voice comes on the line, “Piper! Piper! It’s me, Kurt Angle!” Piper is alarmed, “No, no, no, I’m sitting next to Kurt Angle right now, you’re that imposter! You’re Danhausen!” “What? Of course not! He’s framed me again! Look, Piper, I want my hands on that Danhausen! I want a match with him at DPW UNDISPUTED!” Piper responds, “I’m confused, I thought you were Danhausen.” Angle replies, “Fine! FIne! Then I want a match with Kurt Angle on pay-per-view!!!” Piper looks at his companion who accepts, “Kurt Olympics will be there!” Before Angle can ask if Piper will pay his bail, Piper hangs up the phone. Piper says, “Kurt, can I see your medals?” Danhausen says, “Sure thing, Rodney.” Piper examines them and says, “Wow, I didn’t realize Olympic medals were chocolate on the inside.” That’s enough of these idiots for one night.



Pre-Match: DPW Boys Champion Matt Riddle was minding his own business backstage last week when an agitated Million Bitcoin Man Ted Dibiase was rebuffed after offering to trade cryptocurrency for Riddle’s Boys Championship belt. Dibiase instructed his chauffeur Lionel Rush to introduce the top of Matt Riddle’s skull to the inside of a soft drink vending machine and left his bleeding on the floor. Dibiase is angling for Riddle’s Boys Title, and sending his chauffeur out to soften up his prey seems to be Dibiase’s modus operandi. The Million Bitcoin Man accompanies his protege Lionel Rush down to the ring. Dibiase wants to melt down the Boys Title to remake his Million Bitcoin Belt that Dalton Castle won from him at NO LAUGHING MATTER, and this is the first step. Popular as ever, the DPW Boys Champ Matt Riddle makes his way down to the ring riding his scooter. The ref pats the men down and discovers a special brownie in Riddle’s trunks, he says he forgot it was there and shoves it in his mouth. Before he can ask the ref for a glass of milk the ref calls for the bell.

DPW Boys Champion

Matt Riddle (6-2)

vs.

Lionel Rush (0-1)

w/ Ted Dibiase

    An excellent contest between two very athletic competitors. . . . Lio Rush constantly bailing to the outside to get advice from his employer, Dibiase. . . . fast back and forth action, Riddle hits some rolling gut wrench suplexes and a rolling knee strike. . . . Riddle goes to the top rope, Rush rushes to meet him and a struggle results in Rush taking down the Boys Champ with a hurricanrana off the top. . .. Lionel Rush hits the RUSH HOUR off the top rope but Riddle isn’t finished. . . . more back and forth. . . . Riddle goes for a roundhouse kick but Rush ducks it and he hits a tilt-o-whirl backbreaker. Lionel Rush once again hits the RUSH HOUR and gets the win.

Result: Lio Rush d. Matt Riddle by pinfall following RUSH HOUR

Post-Match: “HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” Dibiase is holding up Riddle’s Boys Title belt and shouting that he’ll be the next Boys Champion and he’ll do whatever he wants with the belt. Riddle may regret insulting Dibiase and Bitcoin by the time this is all over with.



MTV Musical Segment: The Talking Heads play “Burning Down the House” from their 1983 album “Speaking in Tongues.”



Video Package: World Champion Randy Savage is relaxing at his home, sitting in his living room holding his World Title belt. “Fight amongst yourselves, yeah. I’m just the World Champion, I’m just sittin’ over here watchin’ it go down, uh huh. Two weeks, Claudio. You got two weeks to play around with your friends, but then it’s time to step into the ring with a real man, a Macho Man. I’ll show that there’s a reason I’ve been holding this title for months now, nobody’s gonna take it away from me, no how.”



Pre-Match: Big Daddy Drew defeated Bryan Danielson at CLASH AT CASTLE CORNETTE to become the #1 contender for the World Title. Drew’s World Title challenge was put on hold, however, when plans were announced to unify the WPW World Title and Dynamo Pro Heavyweight Championship and Big Daddy Drew will get first shot at the Undisputed Champion after DPW UNDISPUTED on pay-per-view. Until then, Big Daddy Drew challenged Heavyweight Champ King Claudio to a non-title match this evening. Drew makes his entrance first, definitely the bigger fan favorite in this matchup. “Who’s your daddy? Drew’s Your Daddy!” chants fill the DPW Flex Zone. “Hail to the King” by Avenged Sevenfold brings King Claudio to the ring, accompanied by his manager Jim Cornette and the rest of the Cult of Cornette, The Iron Sheik “Cocky Khosrow” Vaziri and “Boner Bob” Backlund of the Nugenix Express. This will surely be quite the showdown.

Heavyweight Champion

King Claudio (7-2)

w/ The Cult of Cornette

vs.

#1 Contender for World Title

Big Daddy Drew (10-6)

    Drew opens with a snap suplex but Claudio lands on his feet and hits some brutal headbutts. . . . Claudio with a textbook clothesline and goes for the pin but Drew kicks out at 1. . . . Corny swipes his tennis racquet at Drew but he can’t hit the Scottish Warrior. . . . Drew hits a big flying boot off the top rope sending Claudio spilling between the ropes. Drew follows. Claudio attempts to irish whip Drew into the steel guardrail but Drew reverses it sending Claudio crashing into the back of The Iron Sheik causing several bottles of Nugenix Total-T, the testosterone supplement with Testofen, the proven “man-boosting formula,” to the ground and dick pills go scattering everywhere. . . . Claudio hits a Very European Uppercut and then the NEUTRALIZER, the move that won Claudio the Heavyweight Title, but Big Daddy Drew gets a shoulder up. . . . Drew dumps Claudio to the outside and follows. Corny comes up from behind and swings his racquet again and Drew ducks it. Corny is in his sights now. Drew chases Corny around the ring until Corny slips on some dick pills causing his tennis racquet to go flying up in the air and Drew deftly catches it. Big Daddy Drew goes on a rampage around the ring, first taking out Backlund, then Sheik, then downing the Heavyweight Champ with the tennis racquet. Ding ding ding.

Result: King Claudio d. Big Daddy Drew by DQ when Drew hit Claudio with Cornette’s tennis racquet outside the ring

Post-Match: Big Daddy Drew showed some moxy this evening by not taking any crap, and dishing it out to the Cult of Cornette before they had a chance to dish it out on him. Claudio gets the win on paper, but how will this result affect him mentally going into the big title unification match in two weeks? Cornette brings Claudio the Heavyweight Title belt and the Cult of Cornette closes the program by celebrating their “victory” in the ring.

Join us next week on MTV for DPW POWER HOUR!

Macho & Claudio Face Off!

Warhorse vs. AJ Styles

The State of D-Meditation-Y Address!

And MORE!!!

DPW #40 - Power Hour
DPW #41 - Power Hour
DPW #42 - Road to UNDISPUTED Power Hour
DPW #43 - UNDISPUTED on PPV
DPW #44 - Power Hour

[Valenswift]

Great show and an impressive win for Lio Rush!! Would love to see Danhausen in that bald cap 🤣🤣

[Joel Pole]

DPW #42 - "Road to UNDISPUTED" POWER HOUR on MTV

(Year 1 - Month 7 - Week 3)



Welcome to Dynamo Powerhouse Wrestling Power Hour on MTV! Welcome to the DPW Flex Zone, our portable arena currently erected at the TaxSlayer Center in Moline, IL!



In-Ring Segment: We are usually greeted at the opening show by our Commissioner but Absolute Ricky Starks’ music begins to play and he makes his way down to the ring with determination, stopping only a few times to pose. Starks takes a mic, “First off, let me apologize to the Commissioners for hijacking the show. Sorry, not sorry. Cuz I don’t want to get lost in the shuffle with WPW “invading” my yard.” Starks says that he was bound to be the #1 contender for the Heavyweight Title but now all of these “washed up old men” are jumping the line. “But that’s okay. I’m calling out anyone back there in the locker room that thinks they can trade blows with The Stroke Daddy!” The crowd is buzzing with anticipation, who is going to answer the challenge? Suddenly the lights in the arena go out.



Pre-Match: The lights come back on and “The House of Black” composed of Malakai Black, Brian Pillman Sr, and Brian Pillman Jr are standing on the stage. Malakai gestures to BPJ and his young disciple marches down to the ring to take on Starks. I hope Ricky hasn’t bitten off more than he can chew with The House of Black.

Absolute Ricky Starks (9-6)

vs.

Brian Pillman Jr. (4-7)

w/ House of Black

    Starks opens with an impressive running dropkick and goes for a quick cover but BPJ kicks out at 1. Starks connects with a clothesline and whips BPJ into the ropes. Malakai is suddenly on the apron drawing the referee’s attention and unbeknownst to the ref Pillman Sr. smashes a steel chair across the back of Starks as he comes off the ropes. BPJ grabs the stunned Starks and rolls him into a tight small package. 1-2-3.

Result: BPJ d. Ricky Starks by pinfall with a small package following interference from Brian Pillman Sr.

Post-Match: House of Black has screwed over the Stroke Daddy! BPJ and Pillman Sr. take out the referee and continue their assault on Ricky Starks in the middle of the ring. Malakai Black, standing at the bottom of the entrance ramp, is keeping DPW officials at bay with his spinning heel kicks. Black joins his minions in the ring, BPJ and his father hoist Starks over their shoulders and the lights go out yet again. When the lights come back on, neither House of Black nor Absolute Ricky Starks are anywhere to be found.



Backstage Segment: The Black Lads: Mr. Hughes, Scorpio Sky, Swerve Strickland, and Jay Lethal approach Limitless Keith Lee in the locker room. Jay Lethal opens up the dialogue, “Keith, it’s good to see you, brother. I know you’re scheduled to wrestle my man Scorp here later tonight, are you sure you wouldn’t rather join The Black Lads instead? You’ve had it kind of rough so far in this company and I think I could show you the way.” Keith appears to think it over for a moment, “Show ME the way? The way to do what, might I inquire? The way to lose your only opportunity at Macho Man’s World Championship you were ever afforded? The way to make a few measly dollars producing a deplorable, pornographic cinematic sleaze video? Scorp, I’ll see you later this evening. Adieu.” Keith Lee closes his locker and walks away. Jay Lethal is furious. “Hey! I didn’t just produce, I also co-starred in that ‘pornographic sleaze video!’ Come on, Keith! You can replace Mr. Hughes, he sucks!” Mr. Hughes is not pleased at this remark. Lethal concludes, “Alright, Scorp. You know what to do, kick his ass.”



Pre-Match: First entering the stage, accompanied by Jim Cornette, is the team of Cocky Khosrow Vaziri “The Iron Sheik” and Boner Bob Backlund, The Nugenix Express! We haven’t seen them in action since they defeated Philly Marino Experience in a Dumpster Match on DP: Double Team! Tonight they go head-to-head with the newly crowned DPW Tag Team Champions in a non-title match. Instead of the champions entering next, we instead are graced with MJEffy, MJF and Effy, making their way down to ringside to observe this match first hand. MJEffy will challenge Bear Country for the DPW Tag Team Titles next week on PPV at DPW UNDISPUTED. Now the Tag Team Champions Bear Country make their way to the ring with their manager George “The Animal” Steele. What an imposing duo.

DPW Tag Team Champions

Bear Country (3-0)

[Bear Boulder & Bear Bronson]

w/ George “The Animal” Steele

vs.

Nugenix Express (1-1)

[Cocky Khosrow & Boner Bob]

w/ Jim Cornette

    This is bound to be a great match-up between two big men and two excellent pro wrestling legends. Boner Bob and Bear Boulder go back and forth, Backlund has the agility advantage but of course the Bears have the massive strength advantage. Backlund tags out to Sheiky. Cocky Khosrow and Bear Boulder go back and forth, Sheik goes for an abdominal stretch but the bear powers out. Sheik hits a clothesline on Boulder, Boulder reaching for a tag but can’t make it. Sheik kicks Boulder right in the stomach and Boulder is crawling for the tag but Sheik keeps kicking him while he’s down. Sheik hits a belly-to-belly suplex and goes for a pin but Bear Boulder kicks out. Sheik klonks Bear Boulder with his loaded boot and bottles of Nugenix Total-T (the testosterone supplement with Testofen, the patented man-boosting ingredient) go flying around the ring. Cornette is distracting the referee while Sheiky takes off his other boot and blasts Bear Boulder with it, more dick pills go flying! Sheik tags out to Boner Bob who whips Bear Boulder into the ropes. As Boulder returns he’s caught in Bob Backlund’s ROLLING ROCKBRIDGE. 1-2-3.

Result: Nugenix Express d. Bear Country when Backlund pins Bear Boulder with the ROLLING ROCKBRIDGE

Post-Match: Wow! First defeat for the Tag Team Champions here in DPW. They can’t be happy going into their first title defense next week on pay-per-view. Bear Bronson didn’t even have a chance to get into this match. The Champs are thoroughly humiliated, but after being knocked silly by both boots, Bear Boulder just couldn’t hold on. What’s this? Cornette is approaching MJEffy at ringside. They all look very happy with themselves. Corny hands MJF a big wad of cash and Effy reveals the inside of his leather jacket is lined with bottles of dick pills! Nugenix o’plenty! That’s where Cornette has been buying his dick pills he’s been feeding to his tag team: from MJEffy! The Tag Champs are going to have their hands full next week against the #1 contenders MJEffy, and if Sheiky and Backlund take too many dick pills, they may have their hands full, too!



Backstage Promo: Big Daddy Drew McIntyre is backstage at the Interview Set. Drew says, “I’ve come so far. I’ve worked so hard. I’m the #1 contender for the World Championship, so once we’ve decided who the real undisputed champion is, I’m next in line. I don’t care if it’s King Claudio, I don’t care if it’s Macho Man, Big Daddy Drew is the best in the world and I’m going to prove it, come Hell or high water.”



Pre-Match: “His mother calls him sun cuz he shines like one,” Rohit Raju makes his entrance first. Rohit was a nuisance to Boys Champ Matt Riddle until Riddle put him down at WPW CLASH AT CASTLE CORNETTE. Rohit is still trying to stir up trouble though. Mike Bennett makes his entrance next, accompanied by his wife Maria Kanellis-Bennett. The Bennetts have been stalked and harassed by Kevin Sullivan and his protege Michael Elgin these past few months. Sullivan and Elgin were almost picked up for trespassing after casting spells and curses on him through his living room window last week. It’s no surprise that Sullivan and Elgin are creeping around at ringside already.

Mike Bennett (1-0)

w/ Maria Kanellis-Bennett

vs.

Rohit Raju (3-4)

    Rohit starts off with some strong offense against the inspirational Mike Bennett. . . . Rohit goes for the pin following a reverse swinging STO but Bennett gets a shoulder up. . . . outside the ring, Sullivan hands Rohit a foreign object and says, “Go for it!” Rohit clocks Bennett right in the face with whatever Sullivan had handed to him and throws him back in. Rohit with the MUMBAI DRIVE BY but can’t secure the win just yet. . . . Rohit puts Bennett in a brutal crossface. . . . Rohit charges at Bennett in the corner but Rohit goes flying to the outside. Bennett with a Side Effect on Rohit but he scrambles back to the outside. Rohit smashes Bennett into the turnbuckle post and sends him back inside. Rohit ascends the turnbuckle but Bennett recovers and Rohit does an avalanche Michinoku Driver onto Bennett, both men crashing down hard to the mat. Rohit with the Tiger Knee and a crossface again but Bennett distracts the ref from seeing Bennett tapping out. Rohit climbs the turnbuckle again and comes down with a big double stomp from the top. . . . more back and forth, Bennett with a Photo Finish. Sullivan charges into the ring, Bennett sees him coming and clubs him in the head and sends him flying over the top rope. Bennett points at Rohit and motions that he’s going for his PILEDRIVER. Boom! 1-2, kick out! Bennett now with a superkick and goes for the pin again, Rohit gets his foot to the bottom rope. Bennett with the Box Office Smash sends Rohit outside one more time. Bennett follows only to get a face full of mysterious powder from Prince of Darkness Kevin Sullivan. Ding ding ding ding.

Result: Mike Bennett d. Rohit Raju by DQ when Kevin Sullivan throws mysterious powder in Bennett’s face outside the ring

Post-Match: Mike Bennett is blinded, swinging wildly at ringside. He almost takes out his wife Maria! She is pouring water into his eyes to get the irritating, mysterious powder out, pouring water from his Red Thermos. Bennett is screaming. “I’m sick of this Sullivan! I’m taking you guys out! I want Elgin one-on-one next week on pay-per-view!” Sullivan may or may not have heard this challenge as they were booking it out of the arena as soon as the bell rang.



Backstage Segment: Backstage in the locker room, Bryan Danielson is talking to Matt Sydal and Leyla Hirsch. “Guys, I can’t take this anymore. I’m sick of DDP, DDPY, D-Meditation-Y… this group is our baby. We don’t need this outsider coming and pushing all his crap. Seriously, I’m going to cut ties with Dallas Page once and for all.” DDP enters the locker room and Danielson decides now is the time to confront him, “Look, Page, we need to talk–” DDP cuts him off, “Bryan, I don’t mean to interrupt you, but I want to acknowledge the elephant in the room. I don’t think we’ve been getting along too great. So I’ve gone ahead and talked to the Commissioner and next week on pay-per-view, it's going to be me and you against The Nugenix Express. You see? We haven’t gelled as a team because we haven’t worked as a team. Me and you Bryan. We’re going to be next in line for the DPW Tag Team Championships. This is gonna be great! I’ll see you there!” DDP leaves the locker room. Matt Sydal says to Bryan, “Good job, dear leader,” and shuts his locker and walks away. Danielson is clearly upset.



Backstage Promo: The Million Bitcoin Man Ted Dibiase along with his chauffeur Lionel Rush is face-to-face with DPW Boys Champion Matt Riddle at the Interview Set. Matt Riddle says, “What the hell did I do to you, bro?” “Do TO you, boy? No, the question you should ask is: what can I do FOR you. I seem to recall Rohit Raju destroying your precious waterpipe collection?” Riddle responds solemnly, “Yeah, bro, that was harsh.” Dibiase continues, “Well, how about I pay to replace your prized possessions? I just need you to invest in my new crypto scam–I mean, uh, business opportunity.” “You know what, bro? I’ll just see you in the ring at DPW UNDISPUTED and if you win my Boys Title, you can do whatever you want with it. But you’re not going to. Peace out.” Riddle slaps his title draped over his shoulder and turns and leaves. “Lionel, you screwed up!” Dibiase exclaims. “That’s not what he was supposed to say! Show me that Tik Tok again!” Lionel sighs and pulls out his iPad.



Pre-Match: The Black Lads attempted to recruit Keith Lee into their fold, but Keith Lee apparently didn’t see the upside of fraternizing with degenerates and filth. This has rubbed leader Jay Lethal the wrong way and he’s tasked Scorpio Sky, formerly of SCU, with destroying the Limitless One. Scorpio Sky makes his entrance flanked by the rest of The Black Lads. Keith Lee makes his entrance next, he had a rough time taking down D-Meditation-X last month, will he do better against The Black Lads?

Scorpio Sky (1-0)

w/ The Black Lads

vs.

Keith Lee (1-4)

    Keith Lee opens with a big shoulder tackle and his GROUND ZERO but he’s unable to secure the squash victory. Keith Lee continues to batter Scorp. . . . Germansault suplex and standing belly-to-belly from Keith Lee but Scorpio lands on his feet. . . . outside the ring Keith Lee wrestles a steel chair away from Mr. Hughes and blasts Scorpio in the head and the ref lets it slide. . . . back and forth inside the ring, Scorpio hits the Big Fat Kill and goes for the pin but the big man kicks out. . . . outside the ring again, Scorpio Sky whips Lee into The Black Lads and Swerve takes him down. . . . Scorpio hits a slightshot ace crusher and goes for the pin, kick out. . . . Sky hits a leaping hurricanrana and tosses Keith Lee between the ropes. Lee in a desperation move pulls Scorpio to the outside and executes a debilitating powerslam on the arena floor. . . . Keith Lee again with GROUND ZERO and The Black Lads spring into action. Jay Lethal distracts the ref while Hughes and Swerve Pearl Harbor Keith Lee. The ref regains control and Scorpio goes for the pin, 1-2, kick out! Scorpio flattens Lee with a tope and a dropkick can’t budge Lee! Final back and forth between these two athletes and Scorpio hits a Fisherman’s Buster dropping Limitless Keith Lee right on his noggin. Cover and 3-count.

Result: Scorpio Sky d. Keith Lee by pinfall following Fisherman’s Buster

Post-Match: Keith Lee dropped right on his head and neck and can’t come back from the Fisherman’s Buster. The Black Lads enter the ring, push the ref aside, and raise Scorpio Sky’s hand in victory. Keith Lee will surely want to prove to Lethal and the rest of The Black Lads that he made the right decision by not joining them, but tonight was not the night.



Backstage Segment: DPW Commissioner Roddy Piper is sitting at his desk in his office. There’s a knock on the door, it’s Kurt Angle, the real one, not Danhausen in disguise. Angle says, “Hey, Roddy, is–is that really you?” Piper looks at him suspiciously, “Yeah, hi Kurt, I mean, I think. Is that really you?” Angle responds, “Look, that Danhausen has been REALLY screwing with me these last few months. I don’t know what to think any more.” Roddy replies, “You know, Kurt, I’m not even entirely sure there IS a ‘Danhausen’.... Have you ever seen the movie, Fight Club?” Angle is incensed to be accused of making up Danhausen, “What? Make sure you’re there at DPW UNDISPUTED, Roddy, you’ll see me kick that ghoul’s face-painted ass. I’m gonna show that freak what an Olympic champion is capable of. He’s a freak, brother.” “Whatever you say, ‘Kurt.’”



Backstage Promo: Eddie Kingston is backstage at the Interview Set and he’s not happy. “What? What do you mean, cut for time? Cut for time? You don’t plan these things out any better? It’s bullsh*t! It’s f*ckin bullsh*t!” “Hey calm down, calm down, brother,” Will Ospreay steps up to Kingston. “Long time, no see, Kingston. Sorry you couldn’t prove your ‘worth’ tonight against TJP here.” Kingston replies “I was looking forward to it, Ospreay, you piece of sh*t, but I guess somebody took too long to ‘get their sh*t in’ tonight. TJP? That’s a joke. I’d squash him in seconds. I want a challenge, Ospreay. Who do you got?” Ospreay considers the proposition, “You want to show up at DPW UNDISPUTED next week, Eddie, how about you prepare to take on the biggest challenge The United Empire has to offer? Kingston vs. Jeff Cobb.” Kingston gets back in Ospreay’s face and officials have to intervene as Kingston and The United Empire begin scuffling backstage.



In-Ring Promo: Next week on PPV we will crown the first ever undisputed DPW World Heavyweight Champion in our main event match. Making his way to the ring first is Dynamo Pro Heavyweight Champion, “Hail to the King” by Avenged Sevenfold brings King Claudio Castagnoli down to the ring wearing his Heavyweight Championship belt. Next, “Pomp & Circumstance” brings out WPW World Champion Macho Man Randy Savage, accompanied by “Miss Elizabeth” Lanny Poffo. The two men square up in the ring, the arena lights glistening off both of their golden championship belts. King Claudio takes the microphone first, “Listen here, Macho. I have respected you for years. You are what I consider to be the definition of a champion in our sport. And so, I want you to know that when I beat you it will be with the utmost honor and respect for you and your legacy–” “Hold on, hold on, one second there, “King” Claudio,” Macho interrupts, “Champ. You seem pretty confident that you’re going to beat me.” “Yes, I am, because you are on the way out, and I am on the way up. King Claudio is the future of professional wrestling, and unfortunately, you, brother, are outdated–” Macho responds incredulously, “Outdated?” Claudio continues, “--antiquated–” “Antiquated?” “--obsolete.” “Listen here, brother, this show is running long and I don’t want to take any more time from these young, upcoming athletes. Let’s just leave it at this: Macho is gonna kick your ass yesterday. I’ll kick your ass today. I’ll kick your ass tomorrow. I’ll kick your ass next week. Macho Madness is gonna kick your ass every day forever, and ever, and ever, brother. I’ll see you next week, chump.” “That’s the last time you’ll see me cause I’m going to retire your ass, Macho.” “Retire MY ass?” The two champions almost break into fisticuffs as “Miss Elizabeth” Lanny Poffo tries to rein in the World Champ. These two men will have quite the showdown next week on pay-per-view at DPW UNDISPUTED! We’ll be right back with our main event!



Pre-Match: Warhorse battled AJ Styles at WPW CLASH AT CASTLE CORNETTE but when Warhorse was on the ropes and about to lose, Davey Richards intervened and secured the tainted victory for his Team Ambition mate, however this rubbed Warhorse the wrong way. Richards signed Warhorse up for a rematch with Styles so Warhorse can prove he can defeat with without assistance and now is time for Warhorse to prove himself. The Phenomenal AJ Styles makes his entrance first. Warhorse then makes his way to ringside accompanied by fellow Team Ambition member Tootie Lynn. Can Warhorse prove he is worthy?

Warhorse (6-4)

w/ Tootie Lynn

vs.

A.J. Styles (8-3)

    Warhorse opens with a signature head bang and goes for a forearm smash but Styles dodges it and hits a Star Maker Suplex. Styles immediately hooks in his Calf Killer, the same move that almost crippled Warhorse during their last encounter. He’s wrenching it in. Styles pulls him up and hits a STYLES CLASH and goes for the pin but Warhorse barely kicks out. Styles with a Spiral Tap and Warhorse escapes to the outside. A wild brawl erupts on the outside and eventually Warhorse sends Styles back inside. Warhorse hits the DEATH BY DOUBLESTOMP, 1-2-3!

Result: Warhorse d. AJ Styles by pinfall following DEATH BY DOUBLESTOMP

Post-Match: What a victory, but when Warhorse came down with that DEATH BY DOUBLESTOMP it appears he did even more damage to his ankle/calf. Tootie Lynn is trying to help him to his feet but he can’t seem to make it. Davey Richards now comes down to ringside. He slides between the ropes and begins saying something to Warhorse. Richards reaches his hand down to Warhorse, it looks like he’s saying, “I was wrong, I was wrong.” Warhorse reaches up and takes his hand, Richards helps Warhorse to his feet and raises his hand in victory as Warhorse is hobbling on his good ankle. Boom! Davey Richards takes Warhorse out with a devastating clothesline! He pushes Tootie Lynn away, through the ropes, and begins attacking Warhorse with an ankle lock! He’s further destroying that injured ankle! “Come and see me on pay-per-view, Warhorse, if you think you’re up to it.” Richards leaves Warhorse in the ring, a crumpled mess, grabbing his ankle and screaming in pain. We got a loaded card coming up on pay-per-view at DPW UNDISPUTED, you won’t want to miss it!

Join us next week for DPW UNDISPUTED on Pay-Per-View!

UNDISPUTED DPW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Macho Man(c) vs. King Claudio(c)

DPW BOYS TITLE

Matt Riddle(c) vs. Ted Dibiase

DPW TAG TEAM TITLES

Bear Country(c) vs. MJEffy

Deputy Commissioner Kurt Angle vs. Danhausen

Bryan Danielson & DDP vs. Nugenix Express

Warhorse vs. Davey Richards

Mike Bennett vs. Michael Elgin

Eddie Kingston vs. Jeff Cobb

And MORE!!!

DPW #41 - Power Hour
DPW #42 - Road to UNDISPUTED Power Hour
DPW #43 - UNDISPUTED on PPV
DPW #44 - Power Hour
DPW #45 - Power Hour

[Valenswift]

What a win for Warhorse 😳

[Joel Pole]

DPW #43 - UNDISPUTED on PPV

(Year 1 - Month 7 - Week 4)



Welcome to Dynamo Powerhouse Wrestling LIVE on pay-per-view! Welcome to the biggest night in the history of our sport, welcome to DPW UNDISPUTED!!! “Undisputed” by Rob Halford of Judas Priest plays as the official theme song for tonight’s event. Let’s get down to the ring for our opening contest!



Pre-Match: Eddie Kingston makes his entrance to a big pop from the crowd. Eddie was scheduled to take on TJP of the United Empire last week on Power Hour but his match was cut for time. During a backstage tirade, Kingston was approached by The Commonwealth Kingpin Will Ospreay who offered up a challenge to the Man from Yonkers: show up at DPW UNDISPUTED and take on the powerhouse of the United Empire, Jeff Cobb. The big Hawaiian Cobb makes his way out to the stage next, flanked by Ospreay, TJP, and Aussie Open. This is bound to be a slobberknocker.

Eddie Kingston (6-4)

vs.

Jeff Cobb (2-4)

w/ The United Empire

        

    This was a hard-hitting power battle between two beefy men. Kingston had a run-in with Will Ospreay months ago and finds it insulting to be feuding with the United Empire several months later. Jeff Cobb and the United Empire didn’t stoop to the lowest levels of cheating and in the end Kingston blasts the big Hawaiian with his devastating LARIAT and lays him out cold.

Result: Eddie Kingston d. Jeff Cobb by pinfall following LARIAT

Post-Match: A decisive victory for Eddie Kingston, he shoves past the rest of The United Empire on his way back up the ramp, saying to Ospreay, “Is that all you got, little Willy? Bring it on,” and Kingston heads back to the locker room. Ospreay is not pleased with his man Cobb’s performance tonight and he’s bound to let Cobb know. How long before one of these monsters turns on their master?



Backstage Segment: Bryan Danielson, Matt Sydal, and Leyla Hirsch are backstage sitting in a meditation circle. “Look inside yourself. Examine your aura–” there’s a knock on the door, it’s DDP. “Hey Bryan, just wanted to say I’m looking forward to our tag match tonight, D-Meditation-Y is going to be the best tag team champs the world has ever seen. Nugenix Express will feel the BANG! Sydal, Leyla, you guys gotta be in our corner, too! We’re all in this together!” DDP leaves and Danielson grumbles. A lightbulb seems to go off over Bryan’s head, “Sydal, Leyla, have you tried my new relaxation tea?” Danielson slips a strange capsule into two cups of tea and hands them to his trusting teammates. “Drink up!”


Pre-Match: Mike Bennett enters the stage with his wife and valet, Maria Kanellis-Bennett, and they make their way to the ring. Bennett has been stalked, harassed, attacked, hospitalized, and brutalized over the past several months and after an assault involving a mysterious, likely stolen, possibly of Japanese origin, powdery substance thrown into the face of Bennett by Kevin Sullivan, Bennett said, “Enough is enough,” and challenged Sullivan’s emissary Elgin to a match tonight. The lights dim and The Prince of Darkness Kevin Sullivan accompanies his minion Michael Elgin to the ring for this showdown. Sullivan’s arms are full with various spellbooks and ancient tomes, tools for witchcraft and even a cauldron. What does he have up his (large, floppy) sleeve?

Mike Bennett (2-0)

w/ Maria Kanellis-Bennett

vs.

Michael Elgin (2-0)

w/ Kevin Sullivan

    Mike Bennett was holding his own against Michael Elgin, dark servant of Kevin Sullivan until Kevin Sullivan began to involve himself in the match. Bennett is taking Elgin to task and Sullivan is outside the ring, huddled over a spellbook muttering mystical phrases under his breath. Bennett hooks his GO BACK TO JAPAN, the brutal Anaconda vise, onto Elgin in the middle of the ring. The ref is taken out by a steel chair! The chair is being swung by Maria Kanellis-Bennett! She then blasts her husband in the head with the steel chair and his forehead explodes with blood. Elgin covers his lifeless body and a second referee comes down to ringside to count the 1-2-3.

Result: Michael Elgin d. Mike Bennett by pinfall following interference by Maria Kanellis-Bennett

Post-Match: How disgusting! What a betrayal! Mike Bennett doesn’t know which way is up, his face is gushing blood down onto the mat and he’s looking around for his wife, he sees her standing with a bloody steel chair in her hand, running her hand through the hair of Kevin Sullivan. “We’re done, Mike. I want a real man. I want…. Kevin Sullivan!” And she practically sticks her tongue down Sullivan’s throat, eww. Sullivan says, “Here Maria darling, have a drink,” and he hands her that familiar, cursed red thermos. He’d been poisoning/cursing Mike Bennett’s wife this whole time! “Let’s go!” bellows Sullivan and he and Maria shove past the bloody lump that is Mike Bennett. Maria pinches Kevin Sullivan’s butt cheek and giggles girlishly as he steps through the ropes and they walk back up the entrance ramp with her arm around her new beau.



Backstage Interview: Macho Man Randy Savage and “Miss Elizabeth” Lanny Poffo are backstage at the Interview Set. Lanny is wearing a stunning, red evening gown with puffy sleeves and very low-cut cleavage and holding Macho’s WPW World Title belt. “There can only be one, yeah. There can only be one, one champ, one king, one ruler, one winner, one Macho Man. Not today, you’re not going to retire me, Claudio. You’re no King, you’re no champ, you’re no winner. You’re no Macho Man. Dig it?” Macho snaps his finger and “Miss Elizabeth” follows him out of the Interview Set. Our main event is going to be a doozy!



Pre-Match: Bryan Danielson formed his faction D-Meditation-X to carry him to the top of WPW. He enlisted Matt Sydal as his right-hand man and Jake Something as his enforcer with “Legit” Leyla Hirsch as their female bodyguard. They used chakra crystals, distraction sage, and other metaphysical equalizers to cheat their way through the ranks, but then Dallas Page started poking around trying to get D-Meditation-X to become a DDPY franchisee. DDP grifted his way into the group, forcing Jake Something out but this never really sat well with Danielson. Bryan Danielson planned to boot DDP out of the group but DDP signed them up for this tag team contest and now Danielson is begrudgingly entering the stage with Diamond Dallas Page. Danielson doesn’t look very enthused for this contest but DDP is doing his entire BANG! schtick on his way to the ring, handing out flyers for DDPY to everyone at ringside. Next, Jim Cornette accompanies his Nugenix Express down to the ring. Cocky Khosrow and Boner Bob scored a big win over the DPW Tag Team Champs in a non-title match last week on Power Hour. Whichever team wins this contest may be next in line for a DPW Tag Team Title match in the near future. Can Corny’s boys show up the feuding friends of D-Meditation-Y?

D-Meditation-Y (4-1)

[Diamond Dallas Page & Bryan Danielson]

vs.

Nugenix Express (2-1)

[Cocky Khosrow & Boner Bob]

w/ Jim Cornette

    Diamond Dallas Page practically worked this as a handicap match because Bryan Danielson didn’t lift a finger to assist his partner. Frequent tags between Backlund and Sheiky show that they are improving as a tag team unit, and both possess exceptional wrestling ability. DDP catches Sheiky with a surprise DIAMOND CUTTER counter out of a vertical suplex but cannot get the pinfall. DDP keeps bailing to the outside, but Matt Sydal and Leyla Hirsch are nowhere to be found with their distraction sage, crystals, and other goodies. DDP finds himself reaching for a tag, pleading for relief, but Danielson cannot or will not rescue him. Eventually, Bob Backlund gets an endless Boston Crab on DDP and DDP has no other option but to tap out.

Result: Nugenix Express d. D-Meditation-Y when DDP submits to Backlund’s Boston Crab

Post-Match: Bryan Danielson didn’t even try to help his partner, and DDP is feeling the BANG! Corny is ecstatic! His team is one step closer to tag team gold here in Dynamo Powerhouse Wrestling. Corny steps through the ropes to raise his men’s hands but Backlund is practically hopping up and down because he knows that Corny will give him extra “candies” (Nugenix Total-T) for scoring the victory for the team. DDP is furious at Danielson, and where in the heck was Matt Sydal and Leyla Hirsch? They should have been out here to help the team. Danielson has already headed back to the locker room but Page is hobbling on his leg that was victim to Backlund’s Boston crab.



Backstage Interview: A black room. Malakai Black steps into frame. “Do you know where the sun goes at night? When it’s not in the sky, where is it? It’s in my head. It’s in my mind. It fills me up. Where does the moonlight come from?” Another figure steps into the light, it’s Ricky Starks. “The moonlight comes from the sun,” Starks replies. “That is right. Each of my children reflect a different light, but that light comes from within me. I am the light. I am the sun. I am the Black. Starks looks deep into the camera, black makeup smeared across his face in the dim lighting, “Absolutely.”


Pre-Match: The Million Bitcoin Man Ted Dibiase makes his way to the ring for our first title match of the evening. His chauffeur Lionel Rush is trailing behind him with an iPad, keeping Dibiase apprised with up-to-minute news on the price of Bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies. Dibiase has picked a fight with Boys Champion Matt Riddle. Riddle has been dealing with losers and bullies for months now and is ready to shut this huckster up for good. “Broooooo,” Boys Champion Matt Riddle stops at the center of the stage and takes a microphone. “Bro, it’s not really fair for you to have your chauffeur in your corner, so I got a corner-man, too. In fact, I think it’s someone you know.” HUGE POP for the holder of The Million Bitcoin Belt, Dalton Castle! Dalton Castle defeated Dibiase for his personal Million Bitcoin Belt last month at NO LAUGHING MATTER and said he was going to pawn it, but he’s wearing it right now. Dalton Castle and Matt Riddle pose with their respective title belts and make their way to the ring. Dibiase is yelling and screaming at Dalton Castle for “stealing” his “personal property” and claiming that he’ll call the cops on him.

DPW BOYS TITLE

DPW Boys Champion

Matt Riddle (6-3)

w/ Dalton Castle

vs.

Million Bitcoin Man Ted Dibiase (1-3)

w/ Lionel Rush

    Luckily Riddle had Dalton Castle at ringside to help limit interference by Dibiase’s chauffeur Lionel, but Dibiase was still able to take the upper hand and brutalize the Boys Champion. In the end, Dibiase is able to hook in his MILLION BITCOIN DREAM sleeperhold and the referee calls for the bell when Riddle became unresponsive.

Result: Ted Dibiase d. Matt Riddle by KO with MILLION BITCOIN DREAM to become the new DPW Boys Champion

Post-Match: “HAHAHAHAHAHA!” Dibiase is jubilant. “Get me my belt, boy! Bring it to me!” Dibiase barks at his chauffeur Lionel Rush and he brings his boss the golden trophy. Dibiase holds the belt up high, rubbing it in the face of the fans in the arena and certainly his fallen opponent. Dalton Castle helps roll Riddle out of the ring and assists him to the back. “Bro, what happened? I had a bad dream that I lost the Boys Title belt,” and Dalton Castle’s Boys follow behind, fanning them with feathers. The Million Bitcoin Boy Era has come.



Backstage Interview: Jim Cornette is backstage with The Cult of Cornette. The Nugenix Express is celebrating their victory, guzzling down champagne and dick pills. “That’s right! Nugenix Express is next in line for the tag team titles. I didn’t think it could happen either, but here we are. These idiots can wrestle! It might be those smelly Bears, or it might be my good friend MJF, but the tag champs better watch out. And Claudio–” King Claudio holds up his Dynamo Pro Heavyweight Championship belt, “Claudio is ready to squash that coke-fueled freakazoid Randy Savage and become the inaugural Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion. Hail to the King!”



Pre-Match: The American Wolf Davey Richards makes his way to the ring for this huge grudge match. Months ago, AJ Styles put out a challenge. That challenge was answered by none other than The American Wolf Davey RIchards, head trainer of Team Ambition. Richards was unsuccessful in his attempt to defeat Styles, but this lit a fire in Richards’ own Team Ambition trainee, Warhorse. When Warhorse challenged Styles, however, Styles was moments from victory when Davey Richards interfered on Warhorse’s behalf, getting Warhorse the tainted win. Words were exchanged between the two teammates and Davey Richards talked the Commissioner into signing a rematch between Warhorse and Styles for Power Hour. Warhorse squeaked out an impressive win, injuring himself in the process, and afterwards was helped to his feet by Richards himself, though Richards then clobbered his young trainee and left him bloody and screaming in the middle of the ring. How low will Davey Richards stoop to seal his own victory tonight? Warhorse makes his entrance being accompanied by fellow Team Ambition member Tootie Lynn who has been in his corner since Richards turned his back on his team. Can Warhorse do it tonight?

Team Ambition’s

Warhorse (7-4)

w/ Tootie Lynn

vs.

Team Ambition’s

Davey Richards (0-1)

    This is a competitive match up until Richards decides to resort to underhanded tactics to capitalize on Warhorse’s injuries, previously caused by Richards himself. Warhorse was holding his own, but eventually Richards grabs the kendo stick from Tootie Lynn at ringside, blasts her in the face with it, and then begins a brutal assault on Warhorse’s already injured ankle and leg with the kendo stick. The referee calls for the bell, ding ding ding ding.

Result: Warhorse d. Davey Richards by DQ when Richards assaults Warhorse and Tootie Lynn with a kendo stick

Post-Match: Davey Richards has it out for his former student, but why? Warhorse certainly won’t let this slide and as soon as he is back to 100%, Warhorse will show his former trainer and mentor that he has what it takes to rise above this. Tootie Lynn and Warhorse have been utterly betrayed by their former friend, what does this mean for Team Ambition?



Pre-Match: MJEffy makes their entrance for the biggest matchup of their careers. Who would have thought that this unlikely pairing would become such a staple of WPW as well as Dynamo Pro and prove to have such staying power. MJF was struggling in WPW and after a homophobic assault on Effy, Commissioner Roddy Piper forced them to team up against The Stroke Daddies, and history was made that night. MJEffy have grown a quick, and sometimes strangely close bond. I didn’t think MJF swung that way but he seems to be quite smitten with his new partner, Effy. Making their entrance next, accompanied by their handler George “The Animal” Steele is the reigning DPW Tag Team Champions, Bear Country! They won the World Tag Beague Tournament to become the inaugural DPW Tag Team Champions over 5150 in the finals. Maybe it was nerves, but Bear Country lost to Nugenix Express last week in a non-title match, what has that done to the champions’ confidence going into their first title defense? This is the match everyone has been waiting for, here we go! Ding, ding, ding.

DPW TAG TEAM TITLES

DPW Tag Team Champions

Bear Country (3-1)

[Bear Boulder & Bear Bronson]

w/ George “The Animal” Steele

vs.

MJEffy (4-3)

[MJF & Effy]

    Bear Bronson and Bear Boulder didn’t want a repeat of their last outing and kept quick tags to keep the fresh bear in at all times while they took turns beating down Effy. The Bears had both performed their finishing maneuvers on Effy as Effy is crawling, begging, pleading for the hot tag. He’s able to tag in MJF who is able to whip Bear Bronson into the ropes, take him down, and then surprise the big bear with a HEATSEEKER piledriver to get the decisive pin over Bear Boulder to take the belts!

Result: MJEffy d. Bear Country when MJF pins Bear Bronson following HEATSEEKER to become the new DPW Tag Team Champions

Post-Match: Streamers! Confetti! Fireworks! MJEffy has done it, the referee is bringing the DPW Tag Team Title belts to the new champs and MJF makes sure to put his partner’s on him before securing his own title belt. Gorgeous. MJF looks good with gold, Effy looks good with MJF and that’s when MJF pulls Effy in and gives him a big kiss in the middle of the ring. We’ve never seen this side of MJF before, he’s suddenly looking at Effy in a different way. “You are mine, Effy. Nobody will take this away from us. Nobody.” The tone in his voice is a little alarming to Effy, but he chalks it up to emotions in the heat of the moment. They’re the new tag champs, Effy shouldn’t think too much into this exchange. Or should he?

Backstage Segment: DDP goes back into the locker room, he doesn’t see Bryan, but he doesn’t see Sydal or Hirsch either. “Help! Help!” He hears a banging coming from a locker. He opens it up and Sydal and Hirsch spill out of it onto the locker room floor. “What the hell are you guys doing in there! Where were you tonight during our tag team match?” Sydal looks befuddled, “I don’t know Dallas, we were meditating back here with Bryan and then Bryan made us some relaxation tea, and the next thing I know, here we are!” It must have been a secret ingredient in the relaxation tea blend that Danielson offered them, but did Danielson know what the result would be (of course he did). DDP isn’t happy, and now Matt Sydal has a serious crick in his neck from being crammed in a locker all night. Hirsch, too.


Pre-Match: Where to begin? Danhausen weaseled his way into becoming the Dynamo Pro Commissioner by having Kurt Angle arrested and exported to Japan for a few weeks. Once this was sorted out and Angle made his return stateside, Danhausen has been avoiding him at all costs. Danhausen has snuck by Commissioner Piper by dressing as Angle. He’s snuck by Angle by dressing as Commissioner Piper. Danhausen even managed to get Kurt Angle arrested for a second time, this time domestically! That was the final straw! Kurt Angle has vowed to get his revenge on that “freak, brother,” Danhausen. Kurt Angle makes his Olympic entrance to a big fanfare from the crowd. “The Danhausen Show” brings his opponent now to the stage. Danhausen is flinging teeth from his jar to the crowd in the first few rows. He doesn’t seem to be too worried about his upcoming match. Ding ding ding.

DPW Deputy Commissioner
Kurt Angle (0-1)

vs.

Danhausen (7-7)

    In a pretty one-sided match, Kurt Angle shows Danhausen what “Kurt Olympics” is capable of. Angle hooks in his debilitating ANKLE LOCK submission but the wiley Danhausen is able to wriggle to the ropes. An OLYMPIC SLAM knocks him a bit silly, and then a good old-fashioned backbreaker is all it takes to seal the deal. 1-2-3.

Result: Kurt Angle d. Danhausen by pinfall following a backbreaker, OLYMPIC SLAM, and two ANKLE LOCKS

Post-Match: Kurt Angle is victorious! He is vindicated! Danhausen has been defeated and he skulks back up the ramp to head back to the locker rooms. Maybe Angle will finally get some peace now, though Danhausen surely has some other shenanigans up his sleevehausen.


Pre-Match: “Hail to the King” by Avenged Sevenfold brings Dynamo Pro Heavyweight Champion King Claudio out to the stage along with his manager Jim Cornette. This main event is about to kick off! It’s simple, Claudio is the Heavyweight Champ of Dynamo Pro, Macho Man is the World Champ of WPW, and now that the companies have merged, it’s down to this contest to determine who the one true, undisputed, world heavyweight champion is. “Pomp & Circumstance” heralds the arrival of WPW World Champion Macho Man Randy Savage along with “Miss Elizabeth,” Lanny Poffo dressed up in his finest evening wear. Cornette and Poffo get in each other’s faces as the two champions face off in the middle of the ring. The referee takes both of their respective title belts and holds them up high. This one is for all the marbles. Ding ding ding.

UNDISPUTED DPW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

WPW World Champion

Macho Man Randy Savage (16-3)

w/ “Miss Elizabeth”

vs.

Dynamo Pro Heavyweight Champion

King Claudio (8-2)

w/ Jim Cornette

    This was an excellent main event match with big offense from both men but Macho Man took control and had King Claudio on the ropes. Macho was able to hit a gruesome double axe handle from the top to the outside, slamming Claudio’s throat into the barricade. Macho follows up with a FLYING ELBOW DROP but King Claudio still has some fight in him and refuses to go down. Macho pulls him up and plants King Claudio in the middle of the ring with a fatal spike piledriver and hooks his opponent’s leg for the 1-2-3.

Result: Macho Man d. King Claudio by pinfall following a spike piledriver to become the Undisputed DPW World Heavyweight Champion

Post-Match: “Undisputed” by Rob Halford plays over the speakers as Macho Man Randy Savage is presented with both title belts, he is truly “the Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the World!” Claudio is hurt and Cornette is beside himself, this is certainly not the way they expected this evening to transpire. Fireworks are going off overhead as Randy lifts “Miss Elizabeth” up onto his shoulder and parades Lanny Poffo around the ring as they hold up the World and Heavyweight Title belts. What a historic night!

Join us next month on PPV for:

Dynamo Powerhouse Wrestling
HELL OR HIGH WATER

DPW UNDISPUTED WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Macho Man(c) vs. Big Daddy Drew McIntyre

DPW #42 - Road to UNDISPUTED Power Hour
DPW #43 - UNDISPUTED on PPV
DPW #44 - Power Hour
DPW #45 - Power Hour
DPW #46 - “Road to HELL OR HIGH WATER” Power Hour

[Valenswift]

Great win for the Macho Man oooooh yeah!! And Danhausen finally gets his comeuppance 🤣🤣

[Joel Pole]

DPW #44 - Power Hour on MTV

(Year 1 - Month 8 - Week 1)



Welcome to Dynamo Powerhouse Wrestling Power Hour on MTV! Welcome to our portable arena, the DPW Flex Zone! Last week was a historic night for DPW as Macho Man Randy Savage became the Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion at UNDISPUTED on Pay-Per-View. Our MTV musical guest this evening is Halford and they play a kick-ass version of the Power Hour theme song.



In-Ring Segment: The New Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion is announced and Halford continues to play their song “Undisputed” and we are greeted by the legend himself, Macho Man Randy Savage, though dressed differently than we are used to seeing him. Macho is wearing denim jeans and a black leather jacket though he is still sporting his signature shades. He gestures aggressively backstage and out walks “Miss Elizabeth” Lanny Poffo, wearing a tight black leather affair slit down the sides and bringing Macho his belt: the new belt crafted just for him, the new Dynamo Powerhouse Wrestling World Heavyweight Championship belt. “I want to start off by addressing my less-than-faithful fans, yeah. During my title match last week, Macho couldn’t help but notice some of the fans out there started chanting for Claudio. Calling him King. Maybe even booing me? I deserve more respect than that. This belt is mine because I deserve it, because I earned it, and I did it all myself. AJ Styles? Nope. Jay Lethal? Nuh uh. Iron Sheik? Nada. Claudio? Yeah, right! I’ve taken on every challenger and haven’t had to break a sweat. And I didn’t need any of you fans, either.” Boos begin to break out among the crowd. “I would be the Undisputed Champ with or without the fans because I am the best–” Macho is cut off by #1 Contender for the Undisputed Title Big Daddy Drew’s music and Drew walks out onto the stage with a microphone. Drew says, “Macho, you don’t need to take your frustrations out on your fans, maybe you should go see Cornette, I hear he knows a guy with some pills that could help you out.” The crowd pops and Macho stews with rage. Drew continues, “You should also save your breath, because no amount of braggadocio will stop the Big Daddy from taking that World Heavyweight Title from you come HELL OR HIGH WATER!” Macho is fuming. Drew says that he doesn’t want to wait 3 more weeks to get in the ring with the champ and proposes a tag team match for next week. Drew says he’ll bring his friend Jake Something and Macho can bring his “Miss Elizabeth” (Lanny Poffo in drag). “Oh, it’s an INTERGENDER match you want? Well, “Little Boy Drew,” you’re on, next week, Power Hour, MTV, bring your boyfriend Jake cuz my “Elizabeth” is going to shove her high heel down your throat! Dig it?” Macho throws his microphone down, grabs his World Heavyweight Title Belt and parades it around the ring.



Backstage Segment: Mike Bennett is in the locker room, the camera is peeking around a corner eavesdropping on him. He’s holding his cellphone up to his ear, “Maria, please come talk to me about this….. Maria, please…… I haven’t seen you in a week, please–” he walks out of earshot and the camera and it pans around to show Kevin Sullivan standing around the corner in the shadows, cackling and rubbing his hands together cartoonishly. The camera then pans back even further to show Danhausen is standing around yet another corner, rubbing his hands together ridiculously and chuckling to himself. Before the camera can pan back even further, it fades out to commercial break.



Pre-Match: Keith Lee’s theme plays and he enters the stage to a big pop. Despite his less-than-stellar win-loss record, he’s still a fan favorite. “Limitless” Keith Lee has been on a real losing streak since joining Dynamo Powerhouse Wrestling. He lost a series of matches against DDP and D-Meditation-Y and only enjoyed any success when teaming with Big Daddy Drew & Jake Something. Two weeks ago, Keith Lee refused an invitation into The Black Lads and suffered a loss later in the evening to Scorpio Sky. Tonight he goes one on one with the muscle of The Black Lads, the newest member, Mr. Curtis Hughes, making his entrance next, accompanied by his fellow stablemates, Swerve Strickland, Scorpio Sky, and leader Jay Lethal. Lethal has been vocally critical of Hughes, has this affected his mental state? Ding ding ding.

Keith Lee (1-5)

vs.

Mr. Hughes (0-2)

w/ The Black Lads

    Mr. Hughes is able to get a few good moves in, but overall, Keith Lee makes Curtis his bitch. Keith Lee hits the SPIRITBOMB but can’t get the 3-count. Eventually, Keith Lee is able to land the GROUND ZERO on Hughes and that’s all she wrote.

Results: Keith Lee d. Mr. Hughes by pinfall following GROUND ZERO

Post-Match: Jay Lethal is shaking his head in disgust. Mr. Hughes, quite disheveled, rolls out of the ring and heads back up the aisle way with The Black Lads. “I knew you were a loser, Hughes. Unacceptable.” Lethal barks as he shepherds his stable back to the locker room. Keith Lee finally gets a victory on Power Hour, clearly he does have some limits, though.



Video Package: A spooky video with disturbing images narrated by Malakai Black. “Come to me, Father. Come to me, Son.” Brian Pillman Sr. and Brian Pillman Jr. step into a spotlight. “I want to introduce you to your new Brother.” Ricky Starks steps into the spotlight. He’s wearing black and white face paint and there are strange markings covering his body. Malakai continues, “These are my Family. These are my–” Ricky Starks strikes his Stroke Daddy pose. “Ricky, what are you doing?” The three ghouls look at Starks. Ricky smirks at the camera and replies, “Being Absolute.” Malakai, in a fit of frustration, says, “Stop it! Cut it out! Stop the camera!” and it cuts to black.



Pre-Match: Eddie Kingston’s theme plays and he comes down the rampway to the ring. Kingston was scheduled to take on TJP two weeks ago but the match was cut for time. An irate Kingston demanded that Ospreay provide adequate competition at UNDISPUTED and Ospreay sicced the big Hawaiaan Jeff Cobb on the Man from Yonkers, but Kingston prevailed. Tonight, Kingston gets his next chance to plow through the United Empire as TJP makes his entrance with Ospreay in his corner. Can TJP do the improbable?

Eddie Kingston (7-4)

vs.

TJP (1-0)

w/ The United Empire

Result: Eddie Kingston d. TJP by pinfall following LARIAT

Post-Match: Eddie Kingston again rolls out of the ring past The United Empire and shouts to its leader, “Told ya, Willy. Is that all you got? Big fat pigs and little boys? I know you think you can take me, when are you gonna stop hiding behind your lackeys?” Ospreay is losing faith in the capability of his United Empire.



MTV Musical Segment: Halford plays “Betrayal” from the 2000 album “Resurrection.”



Backstage Interview: Davey Richards says that he’s sick of his students and trainees failing and giving him a bad reputation as a mentor and trainer. He says that Warhorse had promise but it’s time he’s put out to pasture. He doesn’t regret doing what he did at DPW UNDISPUTED with the Kendo Stick, but he’d do it again in a heartbeat. “Warhorse, get better soon. I’ll be waiting for you. Until then, I’m going to go make Dan the Dad wish that he was Dan the Dead. Nighty-night, Warhorse.”



Pre-Match: Dan the Dad makes his entrance first and then “The American Wolf” Davey Richards makes his way to the ring. Richards has not been kind to his fellow teammate Warhorse lately, one worries about what he’ll do to Dan the Dad in this next contest.

Team Ambition’s

Davey Richards (0-2)

vs.

Dan the Dad (2-4)

    Dan the Dad fires up a couple times and tries to make a comeback but Davey Richards is the far superior championship-level athlete and Davey Richards puts Dan the Dad through a Team Ambition training regimen. Davey Richards brings Dan the Dad to his limit and then finishes the job with a brutal kick to the head. The ref is inclined the call the match but Richards covers the lifeless body of Dan the Dad and Richards instructs the ref to “COUNT IT!” In a panic the ref drops and counts the 1-2-3.

Result: Davey Richards d. Dan the Dad by pinfall after getting kicked to death

Post-Match: If Davey Richards is going to behave this way and treat his fellow athletes in this manner, it’ll be best for everyone if Warhorse recovers ASAP and comes to put an end to this nonsense. Warhorse, where are you?



Locker Room Segment: Matt Sydal and Leyla Hirsch are standing in the locker room and on either side of them is Bryan Danielson and Diamond Dallas Page. Danielson begins, “Listen, Page, I’ve been very, VERY, patient these last few months and have put up with all of the DDPYoga stuff–” DDP interjects, “DDPY, because it’s more than just Yoga,” DDP looks into the camera and winks. “See? This is what I’m talking about!” Danielson explodes. DDP retorts, “What I can’t stand is a partner who doesn’t do what’s best for the team. I appreciate when my efforts to further our success, like entering us for the Tag Team Titles, is recognized, and not squandered. I don’t think your teammates here appreciate being drugged and stashed into lockers, and by the way, that stack of DDPY flyers I asked you to go put under all of the car windshield wipers at UNDISPUTED? I found them in the trash can. What gives?” Danielson is enraged. “I need to go meditate before I do something rash.” Danielson storms away and DDP leaves in the opposite direction. Matt Sydal says to Leyla Hirsch, “I hate when mom and dad fight.”



Backstage Interview: At the Interview Set, DPW Tag Team Champions MJEffy is face-to-face with their #1 contenders, Nugenix Express and their manager Jim Cornette. “Look Max, I didn’t want it to come to this. You know I love you, I love your work, I think you’re the best, but I gotta do what’s best for business, The Jim Cornette Business that is, and that means making sure that my men get those Tag Team Titles. You’ve seen what Cocky Khosrow and Boner Bob are capable of first-hand, I just don’t want to see this destroy our friendship.” MJF responds, “Oh, don’t worry, Jim, there’s no hard feelings. I know business is business, and speaking of, I got some bad news for you. I was talking to my “dick pill” guy, ya know, and it seems that prices are going up. “How up?” Corny swallows hard. He’s been sourcing his Nugenix Total-T through MJEffy and been keeping his tag team swimming in dick pills, it seems to be the only thing they eat. “Well, I know you were paying, what, $20 per bottle? He told me that they’re definitely going up to $100.” “$100 a bottle? Are you insane?” Corny erupts! “No hard feelings, right? I hear you guys have a match next week on Power Hour, I hope a week without your ‘candies' doesn’t screw you up too bad. Bye-bye!” MJEffy walks away wearing their DPW Tag Team Title belts and Corny berates The Iron Sheik and Bob Backlund, “Look what you did! Let’s go!” And Corny shoos his team back to the locker room.



Pre-Match: Matt Riddle and Dalton Castle make their entrance first. Matt Riddle fell victim to the MILLION BITCOIN DREAM last week and lost his DPW Boys Title to Ted Dibiase, but Dalton Castle made his return in Riddle’s corner, and Dalton Castle still holds Dibiase’s Million Bitcoin Belt. Riddle is entitled to a rematch for the belt, will he cash it in soon? Next to the ring comes the newly crowned DPW Boys Champion The Million Bitcoin Man Ted Dibiase alongside his tag team partner and personal chauffeur Lionel Rush. Rush has been integral in Dibiase’s rise to power by advising him on his cryptocurrency transactions and backing him up at ringside with his trusty iPad. There’s a lot of history between these four men and this is bound to be a stellar main event tag team match!

DPW Boys Champion
Ted Dibiase (2-3) &

Lionel Rush (1-1)

vs.

Million Bitcoin Champion
Dalton Castle (3-2) &

Matt Riddle (6-4)

    Lionel Rush wears Dalton Castle down until he is almost finished and Ted Dibiase demands that his chauffeur tag him into the match. Dibiase comes in and continues the assault on Castle until Castle turns the tide and Dibiase gets the hot tag out. Riddle and Lio Rush go back and forth and then Lio has Riddle close to defeat when Dibiase again demands that Rush tag him into the match. Dibiase comes in and capitalizes and traps Matt Riddle once again in the MILLION BITCOIN DREAM and the referee calls the match when Riddle passes out from the hold.

Result: Dibiase & Rush d. Castle & Riddle by KO when Dibiase submits Riddle with the MILLION BITCOIN DREAM

Post-Match: Dibiase is gloating that he won the match, he is the Boys Champion, oh, and “HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” Lionel Rush did all the work but his boss takes all the credit. Typical. Lionel is staring up at the Boys Championship belt as Dibiase holds it high above his head and Dalton Castle helps once again collect the carcass of Matt Riddle off the ring mat. Dibiase isn’t making any friends in Dynamo Powerhouse Wrestling, that’s for sure.



MTV Musical Segment: Halford plays “Temptation” from the 2000 album “Resurrection” as Lionel Rush looks upon his master’s trophy.

Join us next week for POWER HOUR on MTV!

Undisputed Champion Macho Man & “Miss Elizabeth”

vs.

#1 Contender Big Daddy Drew & Jake Something

Nugenix Express in action!

And MORE!!!

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[Valenswift]

Great main event and I'm liking the Dibiase angle

[Joel Pole]

DPW #45 - Power Hour on MTV

(Year 1 - Month 8 - Week 2)



Welcome to Dynamo Powerhouse Wrestling Power Hour on MTV! Welcome to our portable arena, the DPW Flex Zone! Our MTV Musical Guest this evening is Dave Matthews Band, the first repeat act we’ve had on the show! We have a jam-packed evening of action scheduled, so let’s get down to the ring for this opening—



Pre-Match: The announcer is cut off by MJEffy’s theme song and the DPW Tag Team Champions make their way out to the ringside area where they plan to have a front row seat to watch their #1 contenders perform. Jim Cornette accompanies the Nugenix Express, Cocky Khosrow The Iron Sheik and Boner Bob Backlund, who have been having to ration their Nugenix Total-T since MJF’s “guy” raised the prices to $100 per bottle, which did not sit well with Cornette. Finally, we’re greeted by their opponents, Diamond Dallas Page and Matt Sydal representing D-Meditation-Y. DDP was unable to best Nugenix Express two weeks ago with Danielson as his partner, will he and Sydal fare any better?

Nugenix Express (3-1)

[Cocky Khosrow & Boner Bob]

w/ Jim Cornette

vs.

D-Meditation-Y (4-2)

[DDP & Matt Sydal]

A spirited tag team match, DDP and Sydal prove to be a formidable duo, certainly more functional than the sourpuss Danielson in their last affair. At one point, Sheik grabs Cornette’s tennis racquet at ringside and bops Bob on the head. In the end, Sydal comes flying off the top rope with an impressive crossbody block but Backlund rolls through and scores the surprise pinfall.

Result: Nugenix Express d. D-Meditation-Y when Bob Backlund reverses a flying crossbody off the top rope and pins Matt Sydal

Post-Match: A fine try by DDP and Matt Sydal, but Nugenix Express prove that even without their regular supply of dick pills, they are quite the threat to MJEffy’s titles. Jim Cornette shouts over to MJF at ringside, “Max, did you see that? We don’t need your dick pills after all! My boys are gonna be juuuuust fine.” MJF does like being insulted, Effy tries to hold him back but MJF explodes at Corny, “Hey, Jim! Did I say $100 per bottle? I meant $200 per bottle!” Corny is livid! He’s had to sell a new variant of his action figure at Cornette’s Collectibles in order to finance his last order of Nugenix Total-T; Stacy isn’t going to be happy about this.



Backstage Interviews: Keith Lee is in the Interview Area before his match, he says that he’s tired of dealing with The Black Lads, it’s the same thing every week. Lee would rather get his hands on their leader Jay Lethal, but understands that Lethal is a coward and would rather have his minions do his dirty work. Keith Lee says he’s ready for Swerve.



The Black Lads are back in their locker room. Jay lethal is berating Mr. Hughes for being such a loser, “You couldn’t even take out that oaf, Keith Lee? Unbelievable. You know what, Hughes? Don’t worry about coming out to the ring with us tonight, you need to pick up all these sweaty jocks we’ve left in the locker room.” Hughes can’t believe it. “And when we get back, that toilet better be clean, too. Loser.” Jay Lethal turns to his other stablemates, “Come on, lads. Let’s go.”



In-Ring Segment: Mike Bennett is in the ring with a microphone. He says that he got a message that Maria wanted to see him tonight, but he hasn’t been able to find her. “The Prince of Darkness” Kevin Sullivan comes out to the stage and he’s arm-in-arm with Mike’s wife, Maria Kanellis-Bennett. Mike says, “Maria, it’s been weeks since I’ve seen you, why won’t you talk to me? What’s going on?” Maria, who is dressed quite provocatively in a black and red getup with flames, like a jezebel from Hell, responds, “Mike, Mike, Mike. I told you. We’re over. I don’t love you anymore. I’ll never love anyone else as much as I love my Kevvy.” She kisses Sullivan on his cheek and he gloats, “You are my Princess of Darkness.” Mike is disgusted, “Maria, please, just come home.” She responds sharply, “Home? I am home with Kevin. I’m home in the Darkness. By the way, you can address me by my new name, “Princess of Darkness” Maria Kanellis-Sullivan.” Mike is aghast. Maria sticks her tongue down Kevin Sullivan’s throat for a while. “Let’s go, baby!” Sullivan commands and he begins cackling as he and Maria Kanellis-Sullivan return to the locker room. Mike Bennett is standing in the ring in shock. Did his wife really leave him for… Kevin F-ing Sullivan?



Pre-Match: “Limitless” Keith Lee makes his way to the ring for the following contest. He’s ready to shut The Black Lads up, but he knows he’ll have to get his hands on their leader Jay Lethal before it can be done for good. Swerve Strickland makes his entrance next, flanked by Scorpio Sky and Jay Lethal. Scorpio was able to beat Keith Lee in a match on Power Hour two weeks ago, will Swerve have the same luck?

Keith Lee (2-5)

vs.

Swerve Strickland (2-3)

w/ The Black Lads

Another impressive showing from Swerve Strickland, but in the end, it was the GROUND ZERO from Keith Lee that sealed the deal. Swerve was able to count on a distraction from Lethal at ringside, but The Black Lads didn’t want to risk a blatant disqualification.

Result: Keith Lee d. Swerve Strickland by pinfall following GROUND ZERO

Post-Match: Jay Lethal is pissed, “You lost, too? Am I gonna have to start calling you Lil Hughes? What a loser!” Keith Lee is in the ring laughing. Lethal shouts up to him, “If you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself. I’ll see you, Keith Lee, come HELL OR HIGH WATER!” It’s official! Jay Lethal vs. Keith Lee on pay-per-view in two weeks! Jay Lethal has some training to do, and also some punishment to dish out for his stablemates’ failings. How many toilets will these guys have to scrub?



Locker Room Segment: Mike Bennett is searching backstage for his wife, Maria. He’s shouting for her, looking in every door. He opens a supply closet, “Maria?” No luck, but as he shuts the door, he finds himself face-to-face with Danhausen. “Hello,” Danhausen mutters. “Um, hi. Have you seen my wife?” Danhausen thinks for a moment, “I think I’ve heard this one before, but I forget the punchline.” Mike Bennett is genuinely confused, “No, Kevin Sullivan must have a mystical control over her or something, she’d never do this to me. He must have cursed her.” Danhausen perks up, “Cursed? Danhausen knows about Curses.” “You do?” Danhausen is insulted, “You don’t follow Danhausen on Twitter? Anyway, Danhausen can teach you Curses. Danhausen is an excellent Curser.” Bennett is skeptical, “I’m skeptical, but I’ll do whatever I have to do to get my wife back from that creep.” Danhausen reaches out his hand and Mike Bennett hesitantly shakes it.



MTV Musical Segment: Dave Matthews Band performs “Break Free” from their upcoming album “Walk Around the Moon” releasing May 19, 2023, pre-order your copy today!



Video Package: Another spooky video from The House of Black. Malakai Black is standing on a hill overlooking a dark forest. Three large mounds of dirt are forming behind him. In front of these mounds stand the House of Black members with shovels, digging holes. “These holes will be filled with the remains of our prey. They will be filled with the torment and despair of our foes, and they will fill up quickly. Three holes before you. One–” We see Brian Pillman Sr. digging a hole, “is filled with the sins of the past. The next–” We see Brian Pillman Jr. digging a hole, “is filled with the sins of the present. And finally–” We see a shallow hole and a discarded shovel, “Ricky? Where are you?” The camera pans over to see Ricky Starks covered in black and white paint and spooky symbols, standing under a tree flirting with several female, Japanese, horror monster girls with dark hair that must have crawled out of the nearby creepy well. He strikes his Stroke Daddy pose and the Japanese horror girls go crazy for him. “Stop! Stop it! Cut! God damn it, Ricky!” Cut to black.



Pre-Match: Eddie Kingston has been fending off the threats sent to him by The Commonwealth Kingpin Will Ospreay, leader of The United Empire. First it was Jeff Cobb, then it was TJP. Kingston is 2-0. He’s getting a reprieve from The United Empire this evening as he heads down the aisle and enters the ring to face another hardy challenger. “His mother calls him sun, cuz he shines like one,” Rohit Raju makes his way to the ring next. Rohit is ready to establish his name in Dynamo Powerhouse Wrestling and he’s on the quest for gold.

Eddie Kingston (8-4)

vs.

Rohit Raju (3-5)

Both men show excellent conditioning and training, able to counter each other’s moves even deep into this match. Rohit is able to hook in a solid crossface in the middle of the ring. Kingston is able to wiggle his way over to the ropes but Rohit hooks in the crossface yet again and this time Kingston has nowhere he can go, he is utterly spent.

Result: Rohit Raju d. Eddie Kingston by submission with crossface

Post-Match: Kingston can hardly move. He’s destroyed. Suddenly, Will Ospreay is stepping through the ropes and he raises Rohit Raju’s hand in victory. “Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you, the newest member of The United Empire, The Desi Hitman, Rohit Raju!” Rohit is flexing and gloating, this is quite the alliance. Ospreay continues, “Eddie, I’ll be happy to face you at HELL OR HIGH WATER, but I got one more roadblock for you. Next week on Power Hour, let’s see if you’re man enough to beat Aussie Open in a handicap match. What do ya say, brotha?” Ospreay spits down on Kingston and leaves the ring with his new comrade. Rohit Raju and Will Ospreay join Jeff Cobb, TJP, Mark Davis, and Kyle Fletcher on the entrance stage, The United Empire.



Backstage Interview: At the interview area is DPW Boys Champion The Million Bitcoin Man Ted Dibiase with his chauffeur Lionel Rush. Lionel Rush says, “Mr. Dibiase, sir, I did all the hard work during our tag match last week, and I don’t mean to diminish your victory–” Lionel rolls his eyes, “but I think I’ve proven that I deserve a shot at the Boys Title.” Dibiase looks surprised and alarmed, “What did you say, Lionel? A shot at my title? Don’t let’s be silly, boy. You got too much work to do for me to be worrying about that sort of thing. Besides, that spoiled little Brat Riddle is entitled to a rematch for the belt and he’s told Commissioner Piper that he intends to challenge me at HELL OR HIGH WATER in two weeks.” Lionel begins to retort, “Mr. Dibiase, I–” Dibiase cuts him off, “Let’s go, Lionel. I need you to show me how to download an A-P-P on my phone.” As Boys Champion Dibiase walks away, Lionel looks dejected, but determined. What is he going to do?



Pre-Match: Big Daddy Drew McIntyre and his partner Jake Something make their entrance first. Big Daddy Drew defeated Bryan Danielson at WPW CLASH AT CASTLE CORNETTE to become the #1 contender for the World title, and now is on track to face Macho Man for the Undisputed DPW World Heavyweight Title at HELL OR HIGH WATER in two weeks. Drew has been a longtime fan favorite and Jake Something is a great ally to have, Drew thinks he can do it. No more “Pomp & Circumstance,” “Undisputed” by Halford plays to bring out the champ. DPW World Heavyweight Champion Macho Man Randy Savage has turned his back on his friends and he’s turned his back on his fans. He’s become quite the narcissist and blowhard and is not the same man we used to know. He’s accompanied by his tag team partner for the evening, “Miss Elizabeth” Lanny Poffo, wearing a short athletic skirt and top, “Liz” is ready for action. Macho parades his DPW World Heavyweight Title belt in Big Daddy Drew’s face and the referee calls for the bell. Ding ding ding.

DPW World Heavyweight Champion

Macho Man Randy Savage (17-3) &

“Miss Elizabeth” Lanny Poffo

vs.

Big Daddy Drew (10-7) &

Jake Something (8-6)

Jake Something starts the match with Lanny Poffo. Macho is saying, “Don’t you dare hurt her!” as the match begins. Jake and Drew tag back and forth and Poffo isn’t able to get to the hot tag. “Liz!” Jake hits his MFKR on Poffo and goes for the pin but Macho is able to save him. Big Daddy Drew hits the double arm DADDY-DT on Poffo and Macho is able once again to rescue his partner. Drew hits the Scot Drop and climbs to the top turnbuckle. Big Daddy Drew, in a mocking fashion, points to the Heavens and delivers a precision flying elbow drop from the top rope and hooks the leg. 1-2-3.

Result: Drew & Jake d. Macho & Liz when Big Daddy Drew pins Lanny Poffo following a flying elbow drop from the top rope

Post-Match: Macho is angry as hell. Drew defeated “Miss Elizabeth” with a flying elbow drop! What an insult! Big Daddy Drew and Jake Something are victorious, but they know that Macho has a screw loose and don’t want to be around him in this state of mind. Macho is in the ring, berating his partner, his brother, his “Liz,” for losing the match. Poffo is already upset for losing and is trying to explain to his brother what happened when the champ hauls back and slaps the taste out of “Miss Elizabeth’s” mouth. Poffo is stunned, the crowd is stunned. Macho barks, “Liz, get my belt. Bring me my belt. NOW!” And Poffo retrieves the title belt for his brother. Macho berates Poffo the entire way up the aisle way while Big Daddy Drew is on the side stage with the Dave Matthews Band.



MTV Musical Segment: Dave Matthews Band performs “Madman’s Eyes” from their upcoming album “Walk Around the Moon” releasing May 19, 2023, pre-order your copy today, as Undisputed Champ Macho Man Randy Savage seethes with rage and anger, staring down his championship challenger. Like a trapped animal, who knows what this madman is capable of?

Join us next week for “Road to HELL OR HIGH WATER” POWER HOUR on MTV!

HANDICAP MATCH

Eddie Kingston vs. Aussie Open

DPW Tag Team Champions MJEffy in action!

And MUCH MORE!!!

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DPW #46 - “Road to HELL OR HIGH WATER” Power Hour
DPW #47 - HELL OR HIGH WATER on PPV
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