Dynamo Powerhouse Wrestling

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#50 - “Road to GET HARD” Power Hour on MTV

(Year 1 - Month 9 - Week 3)



This is Dynamo Powerhouse Wrestling! Welcome to Power Hour LIVE on MTV coming to you from our portable arena the DPW Flex Zone! Our MTV Musical Guest this evening is Radiohead and they play the Power Hour theme song to welcome us to this “Road to GET HARD” edition where we are getting ready for our big pay-per-view extravaganza next week! We got a big tag team contest to kick off our show this–



Pre-Match: MJEffy’s theme plays and, unexpectedly, the DPW Tag Team Champions are making their way down to the ringside area to observe their title contenders in action. MJF and Effy take a seat at ringside as Jim Cornette and the Nugenix Express, Boner Bob Backlund and Cocky Khosrow Vaziri The Iron Sheik, enter the stage. Just last week, MJF’s anger may have gotten the best of him as he challenged Nugenix Express to a Dick Pills on a Pole Match at GET HARD. No Remorse Corps, Davey Richards and Rocky Romero make their entrance next. Romero debuted here in DPW two weeks ago with a brutal assault on Warhorse; add Ken Shamrock to the mix, some potatoes, and baby, you got a stew goin’. Corny pulls a medication organizer out of his tennis racquet cover and dispenses some dick pills to his boys. Are these more dick pills from Jimmy Hart’s stash, or has Corny been shopping around?

Nugenix Express (5-1)

[Cocky Khosrow & Boner Bob]

w/ Jim Cornette

vs.

No Remorse Corps

[Davey Richards & Rocky Romero]

A spectacular opening contest this evening! Romero opens the match with Boner Bob but when Romero tags in Richards, the tides turn. Richards takes Backlund to his limits, Richards knocks Backlund silly with his Alarm Clock and Backlund is struggling for the hot tag. Eventually he gets it and Sheiky hits The American Wolf with a loaded boot and takes control. The threat is growing… in Sheiky’s pants. It seems Corny’s new dick pills can do the trick! Cocky Khosrow straps on his ENHANCED CAMEL CLUTCH with his massive erection pressing into the spine of his unfortunate foe and not even The American Wolf can withstand the Ten Inch Terror.

Result: Nugenix Express d. No Remorse Corps when Davey Richards submits to Iron Sheik’s ENHANCED CAMEL CLUTCH

Post-Match: The #1 Contenders Nugenix Express are victorious! Corny is smiling, Khosrow is throbbing, and MJF is beside himself! MJF is berating No Remorse Corps, “Is this what I paid you for? You guys suck!” This was an attempted hit job! MJF turns his attention to Jim Cornette, “What the hell, old man?! What Mexican, knock-off dick pills are you feeding these geezers?” Warhorse appears at ringside and steps into the ring. Corny hands a wad of cash to Warhorse and Warhorse hands him a pill bottle. Corny explains, “I’ve been shopping around for deals, you see. Whether it’s some dick pills from Jimmy Hart or maybe some ‘borrowed’ from Dan Severn, thanks Ken Shamrock, it doesn’t look like my boys are gonna have trouble getting their fix!” MJF is clutching his Tag Team Title belt as if someone is about to rip it from his arms, “You irrelevant piece of sh*t!” Corny laughs, “My boys are certainly interested in getting a hold of that Nugenix Turbo in the Dick Pills on a Pole Match, and then shoving the pole up your asses! But you guys would probably like that, wouldn’t you?” Rocky Romero is helping Davey Richards back up the aisle when Warhorse takes a mic, “Hey, Richards, Romero. I hope you had a nice warmup match tonight before GET HARD on pay-per-view, because you got a date with me and Ken Shamrock. See you next week!”



Video Promo: A barren landscape. The camera pans up to a man standing over a precipice. He turns to the camera, it’s Kenny Omega. “Those of you seeing this, it’s been six months since you’ve seen The Cleaner, six months since you’ve seen The Best Bout Machine, but for me it’s been longer, years even. I’ve traveled through time and space to make it back here. The Cleaner went to the distant future where I was fully upgraded and modified with space-age technology developed by futuristic super-computers. I’ve been rebuilt from the ground up. A titanium skeleton. A cybernetic heart. Computerized eyes that turn The Best Bout Machine into the Even Better Bout Machine. In fact, I’m more machine now than I’ve ever been and I’ve come back from the future with one purpose: to eliminate the man that took away my WPW World Title before he has a chance to defeat me for it, unfortunately I did not travel back far enough and now my Time Machine is on the blink.” Suspicious? “But I can still take him out. I want Macho Man Randy Savage next week on pay-per-view. Randy Savage, prepare to be Terminated by the new and improved Kenny 2.0mega.”



MTV Musical Segment: Radiohead performs their song “Paranoid Android” from their 1997 album “OK Computer.”



Backstage Segment: Mike Bennett & Danhausen are backstage in the locker room. Danhausen is still teaching Bennett how to Curse and hopefully Un-Curse to get his wife Maria back from the clutches of The Prince of Darkness Kevin Sullivan who has taken Maria for his own wife. “Your elbows must not be bent the right way.” Bennett sighs in frustration, “I’m doing it exactly like you’re doing, it isn’t working!” Danhausen thinks for a moment, “The face paint helped us win our tag match last week. If you don’t get your wife back, maybe Bennetthausen could be contenders for the Tag Team Titles?” Mike Bennett is confident, “This is going to work, I know it.” Knock-knock, “Good evening, gentlemen,” Kevin Sullivan is at the door to the locker room. “Sullivan, I should punch your teeth in!” Bennett threatens. Sullivan cackles, “Oh, please, don’t, my wife Maria wouldn’t like that at all.” Bennett lunges at Sullivan but Danhausen holds him back. “I didn’t come here to fight, young fellow. I came to pass on a message from Maria. She says to prepare for a match at GET HARD against an opponent of her choosing, and she’ll consider your proposals.” Bennett calms down to consider, “If it means there’s a chance I can get her back, I have to do it.” Sullivan looks pleased, “Good, good. I’ll let her know the good news later this evening when we’re in the bath together. See you next week, loverboy.” Sullivan cackles again, quite hardily, as he exits the locker room. Bennett turns to Danhausen, “I need to win this, Danhausen. What should I do?” Danhausen is in too deep, “Um, I don’t know, just practice. Keep cursing, and cursing, and cursing until it works. Practice makes perfect, right?” Bennet is determined now, “Practice makes perfect. Let’s do this.”



Pre-Match: D-Meditation-Y’s Matt Sydal and Leyla Hirsch make their way down the aisle. Sydal has refused to accept Danielson’s apologies and has stuck with DDP; this has upset Danielson as he wants to steer his friend away from the dark path he’s headed down, cheating and hurting those around him on his way to the top. The House of Black’s theme plays and we see Malakai and Brian Pillman Jr. enter the stage. BPJ is tired of the mind games and wants his freedom but Malakai has a dark power over Pillman forcing him to film never-ending, bizarre promo videos that don’t make any sense at all. Ricky Starks fought his way out of the House of Black, maybe BPJ can do the same?

D-Meditation-Y’s

Matt Sydal (6-5)

w/ Legit Leyla Hirsch

vs.

The House of Black’s

Brian Pillman Jr.

w/ Malakai Black

This is a great matchup between two supremely athletic wrestlers. BPJ hits the DIRE PROMISE on Sydal and Leyla Hirsch jumps up onto the apron waving some distraction sage but before the herbs erupt in a suffocating cloud she is jerked backwards off the apron by someone, it’s Bryan Danielson! He’s not letting her cheat for Sydal and he chases her around the ringside area. Sydal goes for a pin on BPJ but Malakai distracts the referee and the ref instructs Malakai to go back to the locker room. Malakai begins to laugh and the lights in the arena flicker. They’re only out for a brief moment but suddenly Malakai is no longer at ringside, but it appears that Brian Pillman Sr is! It must be a trick! The lights flicker again and the person, whomever it is, is gone. BPJ is confused and Sydal capitalizes. Sydal with a Sydal Special and lands his SHOOTING STAR PRESS onto poor BPJ and hooks the leg.

Result: Matt Sydal d. BPJ by pinfall following SHOOTING STAR PRESS

Post-Match: Brian Pillman Jr. looks like he’s seen a ghost. Has he? These tricks of Malakai Black are taking quite the toll on young BPJ. Sydal, though, gets another win on his record, but now he’s scouring the ringside area for signs of his female bodyguard Leyla Hirsch. Danielson chases her back into the ring and gets face-to-face with Matt Sydal. “I want to prove to you that I’ve changed, Matt, and that you can change, too. Beat me in this ring next week at GET HARD, and do it without cheating, and I’ll leave you alone forever, I just want you to know that you’re better than that.” Sydal is tired of ignoring or dismissing his former friend and partner and agrees. Next week we’ll see the face-off between the original two members of D-Meditation-X and it’s going to be one for the record books!



Backstage Interview: The Black Lads Jay Lethal, Swerve Strickland, and Scorpio Sky are backstage at the DPW Interview Set. Lethal laments, “This is ridiculous! This is an outrage! How are The Black Lads not even on GET HARD next week? If anyone is hard, we are!” He goes on and on about how they’re being disrespected when they are joined by some guests. “Greetings and salutations gentlemen,” the loquacious Keith Lee and former Black Lad Mr. Hughes are now face-to-face with Lethal and his men. “What the hell do you want, Keith Lee? Go play with Curtis there, maybe he can teach you how to clean a toilet. On second thought, nevermind, I remember the poor job he did on mine.” Mr. Hughes laughs. “What’s so funny, Hughes?” Curtis replies, “Well, I cleaned it as best as I could… with your toothbrush!” Jay Lethal erupts in a rage. “Compose yourself, mon ami,” Keith Lee barbs, “Commissioner Piper just asked myself and my friend Curtis here to wrestle on the GET HARD pre-show and we have been empowered to elect our own opponents, how does that tickle your fancy?” Swerve chimes in, “Nobody is going to be tickling me, especially my fancy!” Jay Lethal, still thinking about his toothbrush being put in compromising positions, is eager to go rinse with some Listerine. “Fine, sure, we’ll see you on the GET HARD pre-show.” Lethal can be heard grumbling on his way out, only certain words are audible: "pre-show,” “toothbrush,” and “disgusting.”



In-Ring Segment: DPW Commissioner Roddy Piper is in the ring between two of the biggest stars in Dynamo Powerhouse Wrestling, DPW World Heavyweight Champion Big Daddy Drew McIntyre and the #1 contender for the title, his opponent next week at GET HARD on pay-per-view, leader of D-Meditation-Y Diamond Dallas Page. Piper lets DDP go on and on at first but when it’s clear that he’s leading into a DDPY (because it’s more than just yoga) ad, Piper cuts him off. Piper continues, “Big Daddy Drew–” big pop, “you are going into your first defense of the DPW Championship, how do you feel?” Drew says that he’s happy to be the champion and he’s happy to rid DPW of cheating scum like D-Meditation-Y and DDP himself. DDP says, “I got to this point on my own. I joined D-Meditation-X on my own, I transformed it, I outsmarted The American Idiot Bryan Danielson, and I took over that group. I’m the smartest man in pro-wrestling today and I could take that DPW Title from you without breaking a sweat–” Drew laughs in DDP’s face, “Oh, believe me, when I’m done with you next week, Dallas, you’re going to be drippling sweat like Mike Rotundo!” DDP says, “Big Daddy Douche, you’re going to FEEL THE BANG!” Drew laughs again and this infuriates the #1 contender who tries to get up in his face and Commissioner Piper is forced to hold these two men back from breaking into fisticuffs. It’s going to be “a happening” next week on pay-per-view when DDP and DPW Champion Big Daddy Drew GET HARD!



Video Package: Ethan Page’s Toy Hunt Vlog debuts every Sunday on YouTube. This week, All Ego, Brody King, Charlie Hollywood, and Eddie Kingston hunt for toys as well as sign autographs at the Toyhio Convention in Ohio. Eddie Kingston gets increasingly frustrated by Ethan Page and Brody King “nerding out” over some Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles action figures and says that he can’t believe people spend “that kind of money” on crap, but he used more colorful language. Will Eddie join Ethan Page on another toy hunt next week? Can Charlie convince Kingston to join the “Desert Storm Club?”



Pre-Match: Kingpin Cobb makes his way to the ring, accompanied by his “Right-Hand Man” Rohit Raju, newest member of the United Empire. Jeff Cobb shocked the world last week when he told his stablemates that he was taking over The United Empire, but who was going to argue with him? He derided Ospreay’s running of the group and yadda yadda yadda Ospreay has been kidnapped and held captive in a mysterious cabin somewhere. Wait, did I skip over the important part? Cobb has declared himself the new Kingpin and wants to show the world what this new United Empire is capable of. Absolute Ricky Starks makes his way to the ring next. Starks has had a light schedule this month, passing the time by playing a few board games back in the locker room with The Phenomenal AJ Styles. Styles isn’t that smart, has a screw loose, or maybe both, and friendly frustrations during a game of Clue led to AJ Styles to whack Ricky in the back with a steel chair last week. Styles challenged Starks to a match at GET HARD, but that’s only if Starks survives his encounter tonight with Kingpin Cobb.

The United Empire’s

Kingpin Cobb (2-5)

w/ Right-Hand Man Rohit Raju

vs.

Absolute Ricky Starks (10-7)

Starks puts up a good fight, but Kingpin Cobb manhandles The Absolute One here tonight. Starks can’t overcome the massive strength of the big Hawaiian and Starks’ clotheslines can barely budge Cobb. Rohit Raju shouts encouragement from ringside but doesn’t physically interject himself into the proceedings this evening. Kingpin Cobb catches Ricky in his TOUR OF THE ISLANDS which he has now dubbed the TOUR OF THE EMPIRE and gets the pin with a lateral press without even having to hook a leg. 1-2-3.

Result: Kingpin Jeff Cobb d. Ricky Starks by pinfall following TOUR OF THE EMPIRE

Post-Match: What a showing for the new leader of The United Empire. Kingpin Cobb bellows, “That is how it’s done!” as his Right-Hand Man Rohit Raju rolls the fallen Ricky Starks out to the floor. Jeff Cobb has made a statement, The United Empire is a force to be reckoned with, and what about the Commonwealth Kingpin, former leader Will Ospreay? Is Kingpin Cobb still keeping Ospreay captive? What has he been doing to Ospreay in that kennel we last saw him in? Has anybody reported him missing?



Backstage Segment: Ricky Starks is battered and bruised after getting trounced by Kingpin Cobb and Starks stumbles back to the locker room. As he passes through the curtain a figure leaps from the shadows and smacks Ricky in the back of the head, it’s AJ Styles. His weapon of choice this evening is a particular Parker Brothers board game, “Sorry! Ricky. Get it?” He kicks Ricky Starks in the ribs causing him to scream in pain and AJ Styles walks away. Starks needs attention, he’s been defeated, attacked, and still has a match to prepare for against his attacker next week on pay-per-vi— AJ Styles suddenly walks back into frame, “I’m not actually sorry. The board game I hit you with was Sorry! I just wanted to make that clear!” Starks, wincing in pain, replies, “Yes! Owww, I get it. Jeez, it wasn’t even that funny.” Styles leaves again. Starks struggles to his feet, “Assh*le,” he mutters under his breath.



MTV Musical Segment: Radiohead performs the song “Creep” from the 1993 album “Pablo Honey.”



Backstage Interview: Brian Pillman Jr. is backstage at the DPW Interview Set. He says that he doesn’t know what kind of weird mind games Malakai Black is playing but he’s done playing along. “I’m done. I’m done with you. I’m done with The House of Black, I just can’t take it anymore. Malakai, bring whatever tricks and illusions you want next week to GET HARD,” he says his mind games won’t affect him anymore, “I’m gonna kick your ass in the ring and be done with you… forever.”



Pre-Match: It’s been months since Dibiase was separated from his Million Bitcoin Belt. Dalton Castle has been in possession of the prize and even successfully defended the belt against Dibiase’s own chauffeur last month at HELL OR HIGH WATER, this was because Lionel Rush was denied a Boys Title match in favor of Matt Riddle. Dibiase has dubbed his chauffeur “Lionel the Loser” and has been even more unbearable as of late. Dibiase has humiliated and emasculated his charge and you can tell that Lionel Rush won’t stand for it much longer. The Million Bitcoin Man comes out to the ring, still forcing Lionel to carry the Boys Title belt for him. He shouts for “Lionel the Loser” to hold the ropes open for him and Dibiase enters the ring. Big pop for Dalton Castle, holder of the Million Bitcoin Belt, as he struts down the aisle towards the ring. Strutting proud as a peacock, Dalton Castle intends to hold on to that Bitcoin Belt, it’s just so shiny! Our main event is about to get underway, ding ding ding.

MILLION BITCOIN BELT

Million Bitcoin Champion

Dalton Castle (5-2)

vs.

DPW Boys Champion

Million Bitcoin Man Ted Dibiase

w/ Chauffeur Lionel

There’s a bit of back and forth but Ted Dibiase is on his game tonight. Lionel didn’t cheat on his boss’s behalf, but Dibiase didn’t really need him to. The Million Bitcoin Man puts on a great display of skill and catches Dalton Castle in the MILLION BITCOIN DREAM time and time again but Dalton Castle is able to flail his way to a rope break. Dibiase counters an irish whip, holding onto his opponents wrist, and hooks in one more MILLION BITCOIN DREAM and it’s lights out for the defender.

Result: Ted Dibiase d. Dalton Castle by submission with MILLION BITCOIN DREAM to recapture his Million Bitcoin Belt

Post-Match: “HAHAHAHAHA!” That dastardly Dibiase has done it! He’s recaptured his Million Bitcoin Belt from Dalton Castle. “I told you I would do it! I did what you couldn’t, you loser!” Dibiase is heckling his own chauffeur at ringside. “Get me my belts, Lionel the Loser! Get them and bring them to me!” Lionel collects Dibiase’s belts from the timekeeper’s table and brings them into the ring. “Yes! Yes! Bring me my belts, Lionel! Lionel the Loser, hurry up!” Lionel hands over the Bitcoin Belt to his boss, “Yes! Yes! It’s been too long! My precious Bitcoin Belt is finally back in my hands!” The glittering diamonds on the Bitcoin Belt are mesmerizing to the champion. “Now hand me my Boys Title belt!” Dibiase demands. Lionel holds up the DPW Boys Championship belt and looks at it. “Now! Lionel the Loser! Give me my belt!” Lionel gazes down at the prize and he has made up his mind, “No.” Dibiase is taken aback, “What did you say to me, boy? Give me my Boys Title belt, now!” Lionel stands firm, “No!” The crowd pops. Lionel says, “I’m not giving you this belt until you agree to give me a shot at the Boys Title!” Dibiase thinks before he answers, “Fine.” Lionel turns his back on his master and goes to exit the ring when Dibiase mutters, “I’ll give it to you,” and Dibiase blasts Lionel in the back of the head with the Million Bitcoin Belt, its diamonds now stained red with blood. Dibiase bends down to pick up his Boys Title belt from the mat. “Come and take it from me, boy. You wanna GET HARD? Let’s GET HARD!” Finally! Dibiase vs. Lionel for the DPW Boys Championship live on pay-per-view! Don’t miss it!

Join us next week on Pay-Per-View for:

Dynamo Powerhouse Wrestling presents:

GET HARD

DPW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Big Daddy Drew(c) vs. Diamond Dallas Page

DICK PILLS ON A POLE MATCH

DPW TAG TEAM TITLES

MJEffy(c) vs. Nugenix Express

DPW BOYS TITLE

Ted Dibiase(c) vs. Lionel Rush

Kenny 2.0mega vs. Macho Man

Bryan Danielson vs. Matt Sydal

Absolute Ricky Starks vs. AJ Styles

Warhorse & Ken Shamrock vs. No Remorse Corps

Brian Pillman Jr. vs. Malakai Black

Mike Bennett vs. Kevin Sullivan’s Mystery Wrestler

PRE-SHOW MATCH:

The Black Lads vs. Keith Lee & Mr. Hughes

And MORE!!!!

DPW #49 - Power Hour
DPW #50 - “Road to GET HARD” Power Hour
DPW #51 - GET HARD on PPV
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[Joel Pole]

#51a - “Countdown to GET HARD” on YouTube

Dynamo Powerhouse Wrestling presents:

GET HARD

DPW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Big Daddy Drew(c) vs. Diamond Dallas Page

It was just one month ago at HELL OR HIGH WATER that Big Daddy Drew was able to conquer the reigning Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion Macho Man Randy Savage to become the new DPW Champion. That same night, Diamond Dallas Page cemented his role as leader of D-Meditation-Y when he defeated The American Dragon Bryan Danielson and after pinning former Heavyweight Champion Claudio Castagnoli the following week on Power Hour, Commissioner Piper deemed DDP the #1 contender for the DPW Title. Big Daddy Drew suffered a cage match loss to Macho Man the same night that DDP and Sydal lost to Danielson & Jake Something, but tempers flared last week as a face-to-face interview turned to fistcuffs with Commissioner Piper having to hold these men apart. Dallas Page claims he’s the “smartest man in professional wrestling” and, along with his felonious friends Sydal and Hirsch in D-Meditation-Y, DDP expects to be holding the DPW World Heavyweight Title this time next week. Can Big Daddy Drew give DDP the spanking he deserves?

DICK PILLS ON A POLE MATCH

DPW TAG TEAM TITLES

MJEffy(c) vs. Nugenix Express

Jim Cornette and MJF have had a tumultuous relationship as of late. We learned that MJEffy was Corny’s #1 source for Nugenix Total-T testosterone supplement, aka dick pills, until MJEffy captured the DPW Tag Team Titles at UNDISPUTED and suddenly had a target on their back. #1 contenders Nugenix Express, Boner Bob Backlund and Cocky Khosrow Vaziri The Iron Sheik developed quite the taste for that brand of “dick pills” and were on hard times when MJF decided to jack up the prices on Corny. MJF got his team DQ’d for illegal use of MJF’s Diamond Ring during their championship title defense at HELL OR HIGH WATER but Corny would not let that cowardice stand and immediately demanded a rematch. MJF may have gotten ahead of himself when he upped the ante and challenged Nugenix Express to a Dick Pills on a Pole Match. What does this mean? This means that there will be a bottle of Nugenix Turbo at the top of a 15-ft high pole at the turnbuckles. If you can get the dick pills, you can use the dick pills, in any way you see fit. This also means that there will be no count outs and, most importantly, no disqualifications. We’ll find out who is hard and who can GET HARD.

DPW BOYS TITLE

Ted Dibiase(c) vs. Lionel Rush

A matchup months in the making, reigning DPW Boys Champion Million Bitcoin Man Ted Dibiase has been taking advantage of his loyal chauffeur, young Lionel Rush ever since he realized that young Lionel could help Dibiase keep up with modern technological advancements for screwing over people, I mean– cryptocurrency investments and NFTs, as well as taking advantage of young Lionel physically, using Lionel to cheat and hold an illegal advantage over his opponents which led Dibiase to capturing the DPW Boys Title from Matt Riddle at UNDISPUTED. Lionel Rush felt he had earned at least a shot at gold but his challenges to his employer would fall on deaf ears. Lionel began to exhibit signs of dissatisfaction as he refused to physically intervene or cheat for Dibiase anymore. Dibiase dubbed him “Lionel the Loser” after Lionel lost to Dalton Castle and has been admonishing him for it ever since. Last week, Dibiase got even more to crow about when he defeated Dalton Castle to finally regain his Million Bitcoin Belt he’d lost to Castle at Dynamo Pro’s NO LAUGHING MATTER months ago. Dibiase now held both his personal Million Bitcoin Belt as well as the DPW Boys Title, however young Lionel, for once, was refusing to hand the belt back over to his master and he demanded a match for the Boys Championship. Lionel suffered an attack because of his bravery, but got what he was after: a chance to prove he’s not Lionel the Loser, a chance to become the DPW Boys Champion, and a chance to humiliate the man who’s been making his life a living hell for months. Lionel wants his revenge at GET HARD.

Kenny 2.0mega vs. Macho Man

Macho Man defeated Kenny Omega for the WPW World Title at WPW BOYS ‘R’ US and began a months-long reign as World Champion. During those six months we did not see or hear from the inaugural WPW World Champion Kenny Omega once. Not once. Not until two weeks ago after Macho Man defeated DPW Champion Big Daddy Drew in a non-title Steel Cage Match did we see or hear from Kenny Omega. That’s when a fully nude Omega appeared crouching in a cloud of smoke as his eyes glowed red and we heard a familiar, syncopated rhythmic beat. The next week, Omega would claim to have traveled to the far distant future and been rebuilt from the ground up by futuristic robots and super computers and when his time-traveling revenge plot went haywire and now he’s stuck here and now, but still with an eye for retribution. He wants to end the man who ended him, once upon a time, he wants Macho Man Randy Savage. Savage doesn’t have much left, he’s lost his “Miss Elizabeth,” he’s lost his fans, his championship, and maybe even his will to live, and whether Kenny Omega– sorry, Kenny 2.0mega, is telling the truth about his cybernetic improvements, etc. we’ll soon find out, if Macho Man answers the challenge and shows up to face this man on pay-per-view. You have to wonder who, of these two, is actually the most mentally stable at the moment. It's gotta be close.

Bryan Danielson vs. Matt Sydal

In the infancy of World Powerhouse Wrestling, Bryan Danielson had a plan: make it to the top, by any means necessary. He teamed with Jake Something and after feuding with MJF Danielson brought in reinforcements in Matt Sydal and Legit Leyla Hirsch. They were D-Meditation-X and their brand of thuggery ran rampant in WPW. That was until DDP came along. DDP wormed his way into the group, first nudging out Jake Something, then taking aim at the head of the snake, The American Dragon himself. DDP’s insurrection was successful as Sydal and Leyla Hirsch drugged their former leader and presented him to Dallas Page to defeat at HELL OR HIGH WATER. Danielson, though, has been going around making amends for all of the hardships he and his group had caused over the months, reuniting with former friend and partner Jake Something. Together, Danielson and Something defeated D-Meditation-Y in tag team action on Power Hour, and after Sydal defeated Brian Pillman Jr, Danielson issued a challenge to his former partner, his former brother, Matt Sydal. Danielson wants Sydal to face him one-on-one, no cheating, to prove that if Sydal puts his mind to it, he doesn’t need DDP and Hirsch to do his dirty work. Will Sydal adhere to this proposal, or will the temptation of future

DPW gold stain his judgment?

Absolute Ricky Starks vs. AJ Styles

Absolute Ricky Starks was once far from fan-favorite, teaming with Val Venis as The Stroke Daddies and causing general anxiety and unpleasantness for then-World Champ Randy Savage, but then Savage shoved a TV camera up Val Venis’s backside and he’s been recovering for months. This absence forced young Ricky Starks to start fresh in Dynamo Powerhouse Wrestling on his own and he’s become a super star! He helped get Eddie Kingston back from a bout of Space Monkeypox and last month he started cracks within the foundation of The House of Black, the effects of which are still being felt today. Absolute Ricky Starks deserved a couple weeks off. He decided to pass the time by playing some friendly board games in the locker room with The Phenomenal AJ Styles. When it was understood that AJ Styles was a sore loser, it didn’t matter if it was Checkers, Clue, or even Connect 4, Styles would have something to gripe about. Starks suffered an unfortunate loss to Kingpin Cobb of The United Empire last week on Power Hour allowing AJ Styles to further capitalize and attacked Starks with a game of Sorry! Will AJ Styles have any pieces up his sleeve when he goes one-on-one with Starks at GET HARD? Absolute vs. Phenomenal, it’s going to be a happening, and certainly whomever comes out on top will be that much closer to DPW gold.

Warhorse & Ken Shamrock vs. No Remorse Corps

Warhorse thought he was finally done with Davey Richards when Warhorse defeated him in a Kendo Stick Match last month at HELL OR HIGH WATER, but Davey Richards just doesn’t know when to quit. Warhorse talked his buddy Ken Shamrock into showing up on Power Hour to wrestle Richards in a battle of the ANKLE LOCKs but Richards had a trick up his sleeve, reuniting with Rocky Romero and No Remorse Corps has arrived in Dynamo Powerhouse Wrestling. Warhorse wants to move up, but his former trainer and mentor isn’t making this very easy. Will this be the final showdown between the present and future of Team Ambition?

Brian Pillman Jr. vs. Malakai Black

Malakai Black claims to have brought Brian Pillman Sr. back to life, which we know is impossible, but why do we believe it? We believe it because Brian Pillman Jr. believes it, and that’s all that matters. That’s all that matters to Malakai Black and he’ll use whatever lies and tricks he can to make BPJ to do what he wants to him do: to film nonsensical video packages, to wrestle for The House of Black, and to cheat for him. Ricky Starks almost got sucked into Malakai’s trap last month but was able to free himself from the mind games at HELL OR HIGH WATER, and that has given BPJ hope. BPJ doesn’t trust Malakai, but he doesn’t know who to trust? His father still appears to him. Is this real or is this just fantasy? Stuck in a landslide, no escape from reality. “Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see,” Malakai is trying his best to keep BPJ under his control, but Brian Pillman Jr. has intimated that, “Any way the wind blows doesn’t really matter to me.” We shall see.

Mike Bennett vs. Kevin Sullivan’s Mystery Wrestler

Mike Bennett started his day like normal, he got up, he meditated, and then he recorded a positive, motivational message for Twitter while driving home from the grocery store when his car was deliberately run off the road and he was then attacked and hospitalized. He couldn’t recover in peace as it seemed The Prince of Darkness Kevin Sullivan was in the next hospital room over cooking up violent brews and poisonous potions in a cauldron. These systematic attacks, both physically and metaphysically, were taking their toll on Mike Bennett and his wife Maria Kanellis-Bennett. It was at UNDISPUTED that Maria turned on her husband and joined Kevin Sullivan, later admitting to marrying Sullivan and becoming Maria Kanellis-Sullivan. Is this for real? Gross. Sullivan has enjoyed parading Maria around and sticking his tongue down her throat to get a rise out of her “ex-husband” Mike Bennett and Bennett, assuming that any spell or Curse can be lifted or Un-Cursed, has teamed up with Danhausen, Master of Cursing & Un-Cursing, but will a little bit of face paint and low-level theatrics be able to save his marriage? Does Danhausen offer a Guarantee on his services? Who do you call about that?

PRE-SHOW MATCH:

The Black Lads vs. Keith Lee & Mr. Hughes

It’s the classic tale of boy meets boy, boy humiliates boy, boy cleans boy’s toilet with boy’s toothbrush, boy gets mad–hold on, too many boys. The Black Lads offered Keith Lee a position within their stable, even offering to happily replace Mr. Hughes as Jay Lethal referred to Hughes as “old, fat, and washed up,” his own teammate! Keith Lee busted his way through The Black Lads before taking out Jay Lethal last month at HELL OR HIGH WATER and when it was revealed last week by Curtis Hughes that his favorite implement for cleaning Jay Lethal’s toilets was Jay Lethal’s own toothbrush, Jay Lethal accepted the spot on the GET HARD pre-show to get his revenge against Limitless Keith Lee and Limited Mr. Hughes. Jay Lethal will be bringing his dirty toothbrush and intends to insert it somewhere, anywhere, forcefully.

And MORE!!!!

[Valenswift]

Oh No!! Dibiase has got his title back!!! Great shows as always and looking forward to Get Hard!!!

[Joel Pole]

#51b - “Message to Valenswift” on Cameo



The DPW locker room. Danhausen is in the locker room looking quite disheveled, “Hello. Danhausen has a message, a Cameo message, for Valenswift. Valenswift cheered on Danhausen when Danhausen was the Boys Champion (until Matt Riddler took it away from me) and he supported Danhausen when Danhausen was the best wrestler in Dynamo Pro (as evident by Danhausen defeating Beltman Claudio and holding the Heavyweight Title); Danhausen has done it all and Valenswift has been–” Danhausen is interrupted by what sounds like a small explosion emanating from behind a closed door, “Don’t worry about that, Valenswift, that’s just Danhausen’s good friend Michael Bennett practicing his cursing in the bathroom. He’s been practicing all day and night to be able to Uncurse his wife and steal her back from an evil grandpa or something. Danhausen’s fingers are crossed. Anyway, Valenswifthausen, be sure to tune in to GET HARD on pay-per-view, wait– can you afford it? Of course you can. Then you can also afford to sign up for Danhausen’s Uncursing Webinar! Danhausen will teach you all you need to know about Cursing, Uncursing, & small home repair. What do you say, Valenswifthausen? Are you in? Sign up in the next 30 minutes and–” another explosion behind the closed door startles Danhausen, it looks like fireworks are going off in the bathroom, “Danhausen has to check on his friend Michael. Pay-per-view, webinar, give Danhausen all your monies. Thank you, Valenswifthausen.” Danhausen grabs a fire extinguisher and braces himself for what’s behind that bathroom door. Fade to black.

GET HARD coming soon!

[db1091]

Mar 23, 2023 15:53:30 GMT -5 Joel Pole said:

#51b - “Message to Valenswift” on Cameo



The DPW locker room. Danhausen is in the locker room looking quite disheveled, “Hello. Danhausen has a message, a Cameo message, for Valenswift. Valenswift cheered on Danhausen when Danhausen was the Boys Champion (until Matt Riddler took it away from me) and he supported Danhausen when Danhausen was the best wrestler in Dynamo Pro (as evident by Danhausen defeating Beltman Claudio and holding the Heavyweight Title); Danhausen has done it all and Valenswift has been–” Danhausen is interrupted by what sounds like a small explosion emanating from behind a closed door, “Don’t worry about that, Valenswift, that’s just Danhausen’s good friend Michael Bennett practicing his cursing in the bathroom. He’s been practicing all day and night to be able to Uncurse his wife and steal her back from an evil grandpa or something. Danhausen’s fingers are crossed. Anyway, Valenswifthausen, be sure to tune in to GET HARD on pay-per-view, wait– can you afford it? Of course you can. Then you can also afford to sign up for Danhausen’s Uncursing Webinar! Danhausen will teach you all you need to know about Cursing, Uncursing, & small home repair. What do you say, Valenswifthausen? Are you in? Sign up in the next 30 minutes and–” another explosion behind the closed door startles Danhausen, it looks like fireworks are going off in the bathroom, “Danhausen has to check on his friend Michael. Pay-per-view, webinar, give Danhausen all your monies. Thank you, Valenswifthausen.” Danhausen grabs a fire extinguisher and braces himself for what’s behind that bathroom door. Fade to black.

GET HARD coming soon!

I mean, this is incredible work, my friend!! Keep it up!

[Joel Pole]

#51 - GET HARD on PPV

(Year 1 - Month 9 - Week 4)



This is Dynamo Powerhouse Wrestling! Welcome to GET HARD broadcast live on Pay-Per-View and coming to you from our portable arena the DPW Flex Zone! Our MTV Musical Guest this evening is Queen, but before this pay-per-view gets underway, let’s check out these “Countdown” promo packages setting up tonight’s big matches and then we’ll head down to the ring for an exciting pre-show contest.



Pre-Match: The Black Lads’ theme plays and they make their way out to the stage. Swerve Strickland, Scorpio Sky, and leader Jay Lethal who is holding out in front of him a ziplock bag. Upon closer inspection we can see that this baggie contains Jay Lethal’s toothbrush that has been alleged by Mr. Hughes to have scrubbed the locker room toilets last month when Lethal was punishing his own teammate, now former teammate, Curtis Hughes. This caused Hughes to sympathize with The Black Lads’ adversary and he aligned himself with Keith Lee. Limitless Keith Lee and the quite Limited Curtis Hughes enter the stage to a big pop from the crowd and they make their way to the ring. Lethal is brandishing that soiled toothbrush and waving it around, I’m sure this is far from sanitary so let’s hurry up and get this pre-show match underway!

Limitless Keith Lee (4-5) &

Limited Curtis Hughes (0-4)

vs.

The Black Lads (2-3)

[Jay Lethal & Swerve Strickland]

w/ Scorpio Sky

Keith Lee & Mr. Hughes make an excellent team but they don’t have the same experience with each other as partners as do Jay Lethal and Swerve Strickland. Keith Lee dominates Lethal who gets the hot tag out to Swerve. Swerve’s agility aids him in overcoming the gargantuan power of Keith Lee and Swerve manages to hit his JML DRIVER on Lee and goes for the pin but Mr. Hughes makes the save. This double-team beatdown gets out of hand the referee decides to call the match. Ding ding ding.

Result: The Black Lads d. Lee & Hughes by disqualification when Keith Lee and Mr. Hughes double-teamed Swerve in the ring

Post-Match: Keith Lee & Mr. Hughes continue their attack on Strickland. The crowd is going wild to see The Black Lads receive some comeuppance. Ding ding ding ding. Scorpio Sky hits the bricks. Jay Lethal gives up on trying to rescue Swerve and attempts to make a break for it when suddenly his feet are still moving but he’s not going anywhere; Mr. Hughes has reached out of the ring and grabs him by his collar and pulls Lethal up into the ring. “I’ve been waiting a long time to do this, Lethal!” Jay Lethal thinks he knows what is going through Hughes’ mind but he hopes that isn’t the case. “Mr. Lee, will you give me a hand?” Keith Lee retorts, “Indubitably!” and Lee forces Lethal down onto the mat. Curtis Hughes says, “Open wide and say Ahhhh!” A blood-curdling scream echoes throughout the DPW Flex Zone and the next thing we know, Jay Lethal is waddling back down the aisle way with what looks like the handle of a toothbrush protruding from his glutes. Ouch, bristles first.

Dynamo Powerhouse Wrestling presents:

GET HARD

Promo Video: Promo package showcasing the DPW champions Big Daddy Drew, Million Bitcoin Man Ted Dibiase, and MJEffy welcoming us to GET HARD live on pay-per-view!


MTV Musical Segment: Pyro goes off in the DPW Flex Zone and as it settles down Queen plays “We Will Rock You” from the 1977 album “News of the World.” STOMP, STOMP, CLAP. STOMP, STOMP, CLAP. The crowd is stomping and clapping and then goes crazy when DPW World Heavyweight Champion Big Daddy Drew McIntyre enters and joins Freddy Mercury on stage.



Pre-Match: As the guitar riff begins DPW Champion Big Daddy Drew makes his way down to the ring for our opening contest. STOMP, STOMP, CLAP. STOMP, STOMP, CLAP. Big Daddy Drew ascends the turnbuckle and presents his World Heavyweight Title belt to the adoring fans. “Who’s your daddy? Drew’s Your Daddy!” chants break out as the song finishes. The challenger then makes his way out to the stage. Diamond Dallas Page is flanked by Matt Sydal and Legit Leyla Hirsch, the other two members of D-Meditation-Y. They are handing out DDPY (because it's more than just yoga) flyers to the fans in the front row as they make their way down to the ring. D-Meditation-Y has brought their arsenal of crystals and sage, Big Daddy Drew better keep his eye on those scalawags at ringside. The referee presents the title belt to both competitors and signals for the bell. Ding ding ding.

DPW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

DPW Champion

Big Daddy Drew (12-8)

vs.

Diamond Dallas Page (11-10)

w/ D-Meditation-Y

Dallas Page isn’t as beefy as Big Daddy Drew, but he’s much more conniving. DDP tosses Drew through the ropes to the floor near his teammates several times, but Drew is mindful of his stooges and doesn’t allow them to attack him. DDP attempts a DIAMOND CUTTER out of nowhere but Drew hits him with a beautiful vertical suplex. DDP dodges a charging champion in the corner sending Drew over the top rope to the outside. Matt Sydal swings a chakra crystal at Drew but Drew ducks it, grabs the crystal from Sydal and wallops him in the head with it. BONK. Leyla Hirsch comes up from behind and Drew knocks Legit Leyla out, too. BONK. DDP reaches out to grab his opponent and BONK Drew bops DDP in the head as well. The referee has seen enough.

Result: DDP d. Big Daddy Drew by disqualification when Drew used D-Meditation-Y’s weapons against them

Post-Match: Ding ding ding ding ding. DDP is declared the winner, but the title can only change hands via pin or submission, so Big Daddy Drew is still going home with his title belt. Drew grabs DDP and Hirsch and tosses them both into the ring while Matt Sydal is running for the hills. Drew has ⅔ of D-Meditation-Y at his mercy in the ring. Big Daddy Drew lights a bundle of sage and a thick, white cloud envelopes the ring. Ding ding ding ding. The ref would like to get control of the situation but he can’t even see what’s happening in there. The smoke begins to clear and we see DDP and Leyla Hirsch standing there only it appears that Big Daddy Drew switched their clothes! What a look for Diamond Dallas Page! Big Daddy Drew is standing off in the corner laughing so hard he’s doubled over. DDP is humiliated but DDP certainly has justification to request a rematch. Maybe next time he’ll tell his cohorts to keep the equalizers away so he can make it out with the belt.



Promo Video: “Countdown” promo package showcasing the history of Warhorse & his trainer Davey Richards, Richards history teaming with Rocky Romero, and also Ken Shamrock just because.



Pre-Match: Warhorse & Ken Shamrock make their way to the ring. Warhorse has taught Ken Shamrock how to properly head bang. Next, No Remorse Corps enters the stage. Davey Richards & Rocky Romero are ready for business and they march down the aisle with purpose.

Warhorse (10-4) &

Ken Shamrock (0-1)

w/ Tootie Lynn

vs.

No Remorse Corps (0-1)

[Davey Richards & Rocky Romero]

Shamrock and Warhorse wrestle like they have been teaming up for ages. Rocky Romero is able to get his own ankle lock on Shamrock, but Shamrock laughs it off. Warhorse and Richards have another hard-hitting battle and it’s not long before Warhorse gets his wicked SCORPION DEATH LOCK on The American Wolf. He’s right in the middle of the ring and can’t go anywhere. He’s reaching for his partner, reaching. Warhorse sinks it in deeper, leaning back. Warhorse releases his hold but Richards can hardly move. Warhorse climbs to the top turnbuckle and lands his DOUBLE FOOT STOMP on Richards before hooking in his SCORPION DEATH LOCK once more. Romero steps through the ropes but Shamrock takes him out. Richards must have a broken back by now. He looks to have passed out and the ref calls for the bell.

Result: Warhorse & Ken Shamrock d. No Remorse Corps when Davey Richards submits to Warhorse’s SCORPION DEATH LOCK

Post-Match: Warhorse and Shamrock are victorious! Warhorse is ready to put this feud with his former mentor and trainer in the past and it looks like Richards won’t be able to get out of bed, let alone wrestle in the DPW ring, for quite a long time. Warhorse and Shamrock head bang in the ring while Rocky Romero collects his fallen friend.



Backstage Interview: Diamond Dallas Page is backstage at the DPW Interview Set still wearing Leyla Hirsch’s two-piece ring gear, “Big Daddy Douche, how dare you use those weapons against us! We only carry them around for self defense, we weren’t going to use them on you, and you had to BONK us all on the head. Unfair! And how in the hell did you get these clothes on me, cuz I can’t get ‘em off!” DDP squirms uncomfortably in the top and shorts tailored for a 5-ft tall female, “I’ll have to have Sydal help me out of them when he’s done kicking The American Idiot Bryan Danielson’s ass later. You won’t get away with this Big Daddy Douche, that DPW Title is going to be mine!” DDP walks away, slowly though, those trunks are riding up something fierce.



Promo Video: “Countdown” promo package chronicling the long, tumultuous history of Mike Bennett, Kevin Sullivan, and Maria Kanellis-Sullivan over the past five months– and Danhausen.



Pre-Match: “The Kingdom’s” entrance music plays and Mike Bennett makes his entrance first. Trailing him is his Cursing guru Danhausen. Danhausen has kept Bennett in the locker room all week practicing his Cursing so that hopefully Bennett can break the spell that Sullivan has over Maria. Bennett doesn’t even know who his opponent will be tonight, he accepted the open challenge that his ex-wife laid out for him and here she comes. The Prince of Darkness Kevin Sullivan and his new wife The Princess of Darkness Maria Kanellis-Sullivan enter the stage. Maria has a mic, “Mike, I’m glad you made it here tonight. Are you ready for your opponent? I imagine it’s the last person you expected to face tonight.” She drops her microphone and The Kingdom’s theme music begins to play again, it’s Matt Taven, Bennett’s longtime partner! Wow! Bennett couldn’t face anyone who knows him better inside and out than Taven, except for maybe his wife.

Mike Bennett (3-1)

w/ Danhausen

vs.

Matt Taven

w/ Kevin & Maria Kanellis-Sullivan

It’s evident that these two men know each move the other will do before he himself even knows. Kevin and Maria are at ringside heckling Bennett, certainly causing unnecessary distractions. Matt Taven hits his CLIMAX but Danhausen begins causing a scene at ringside confronting the Sullivans distracting the referee. Mike Bennett begins making a comeback and it really looks like he’s going to come away with the win, but in the end Matt Taven hits his CLIMAX again and hooks the leg. 1-2-3.

Result: Matt Taven d. Mike Bennett by pinfall following CLIMAX

Post-Match: What a terrible defeat for Mike Bennett. Bennett tries to get to his feet but stumbles into the corner. Matt Taven is joined in the ring by Maria and Kevin Sullivan and they are in the corner opposite Bennett. They begin to slowly approach their prey, who knows what they plan on doing to him? But Danhausen! Danhausen slides under the ropes and gets between Bennett and his attackers. Does he plan on taking on all three? WHAM! Danhausen is suddenly knocked unconscious from behind. Why, Mike, why?! Mike Bennett is now standing over his face-painted friend and smiling at his partner, ex-wife, and her new husband. He takes Maria’s hand, and her other hand is still held by Kevin Sullivan and they exit the ring and make their way back up the aisle. What a threesome. Mike Bennett owes us an apology, he owes the fans an apology, and above all he owes Danhausen an apology. How could this have happened?! Bennett had better explain himself!



Promo Video: “Countdown” promo package showing the bad blood between Absolute Ricky Starks and sore loser AJ Styles who hasn’t lost a single game of Monopoly without insisting that everybody else was cheating.



Pre-Match: Absolute Ricky Starks makes his way to the ring. He’s still stinging from his loss to The United Empire’s Kingpin Cobb last week on Power Hour and the subsequent attack with a game of Sorry! from Styles. Starks is moving just a little more slowly than normal as he poses on the stage, on the apron, and on the turnbuckle. The Phenomenal AJ Styles makes his first in-ring appearance in Dynamo Powerhouse Wrestling in months, but his win-loss record still puts him close to contender-status in DPW. AJ Styles is being mocked by fans in the crowd, holding up board games they brought from home instead of signs.

Absolute Ricky Starks (10-8)

vs.

Phenomenal AJ Styles (8-4)

The veteran puts on a clinic with young Ricky Starks, but Starks turns things around and shows that he can go toe-to-toe with a legend like Styles. Ricky Starks’ thirst for revenge gets the better of him when Starks gets Styles in a tight crossface and even though Styles gets his foot to the ropes and the referee instructs Starks to break the hold, Starks continues to hold on. The ref begs Starks one last time to break his crossface and Ricky just ignores him. Ding ding ding.

Result: Styles d. Starks by disqualification when Ricky Starks applied a crossface and refused to honor a rope break

Post-Match: Ricky Starks refuses to break his crossface and DPW officials are pleading with him to let go. Ding ding ding ding. Starks eventually releases the hold and Styles rolls out of the ring. He’s coughing and choking, what’s that? He just spit out a chess piece, it’s a Knight! He’s stumbling back down the aisle coughing up game pieces as he goes, a Rook, a couple Pawns. Starks poses in the ring and then walks around ringside autographing the fans’ game boards they brought. Surely Styles would like to get his hands on Starks one more time on his way to the top in DPW and next time, no more games.



Promo Video: “Countdown” promo package showing the weird, nonsensical history of The House of Black and its imprisonment of Brian Pillman Jr.



Pre-Match: Brian Pillman Jr. enters to “Rocket” by Def Leppard and makes his way down the aisle. He’s being accompanied by Allie Katch! At the debut of World Powerhouse Wrestling Allie Katch was acting as Macho Man Randy Savage’s personal assistant (he insisted that she was “Miss Elizabeth”) and she did some sordid things with The Black Lads, but she’s back! She teamed up on the indies with Effy as Team Bussy, but he’s been busy partnering with MJF, what is she doing out here with BPJ? The lights go out and Malakai Black makes his spooky entrance. If Malakai wants to make more silly– I mean, scary videos, he’s going to need to recruit more losers– I mean, prospects.

Brian Pillman Jr. (5-8)

w/ Allie Katch

vs.

Malakai Black (1-1)

Brian Pillman Jr. does his best this evening, but the months of mental anguish he’s been through, being told that his father is alive again, being forced to film ridiculous vignettes, has taken its toll.After a short, one-sided match Malakai hits his BLACK MASS heel kick and covers BPJ in the middle of the ring.

Result: Malakai Black d. BPJ by pinfall following BLACK MASS heel kick

Post-Match: BPJ rolls out of the ring and says, “Allie! Now!” We didn’t notice during the match, but Allie Katch had been putting candles atop all four turnbuckles and drawing a circle around the outside of the ring in salt. Allie is a Wiccan, so she knows about this type of stuff. Malakai Black is standing in the middle of the ring, frozen. She begins muttering an incantation and Malakai Black unleashes an animalistic growl that reverberates throughout the DPW Flex Zone. BPJ shouts to the ref, “Get back!” and fire erupts from the four turnbuckle posts. A flash of bright, white light temporarily blinds all onlookers and when we’re able to focus our eyes again, the ring is empty. Has BPJ done it? Has he banished the evil spirit of Malakai Black?



Backstage Interview: DPW Tag Team Champions MJEffy is backstage at the DPW Interview Set. Effy says, “Here we are at GET HARD. MJEffy has reached the top of the mountain, these belts prove that we’re better than you–” MJF cuts him off, “And you know it. Effy, this has been a wild ride and I never thought that I could be such close partners with anyone. I want you to know that I feel about you differently than I’ve felt about, well, anyone else in my life until now. This belt is mine. And you are mine, too. And if anyone takes either of these away from me, God help them.” Effy is flattered, but incredibly concerned, “Thank you?” MJF, “No thanks are necessary, you just need to tell me who you were talking to earlier.” Effy says, “Maxxy, it was nobody.” MJF retorts, “Nobody indeed. Was it that Allie Katch? I told you I didn’t want you talking to her anymore. We’re partners now. Not Team Bussy. Got it?” Effy says, “Yeah, sure.” MJF barks, “What was that, my Effy?” Effy corrects himself, “I mean, yes, sir.” MJF kisses his Diamond Ring, “We’re the tag team champs and we’re going to prove why we are the main event. Let’s go, my Effy.”



Promo Video: “Countdown” promo package depicting the history of Million Bitcoin Man Ted Dibiase and his mistreatment of his chauffeur Lionel and Lionel’s quest for his master’s DPW Boys Championship.



Pre-Match: A new graphic appears on the FlexTron: “LIO RUSH!” His new theme “I Came to Collect” says it all, young Lionel is no longer under the control of The Million Bitcoin Man and Lio Rush is determined to go home tonight with the prize he’s had his eye on for months, the DPW Boys Title. He enters to a huge pop! The fans would really love to see Dibiase eat crow. “HAHAHAHAHA!” The Boys Champ makes his way to the ring. Over his shoulder he holds the DPW Boys Title belt and around his waist his personal Million Bitcoin Belt. Ted Dibiase is such a blowhard but he had better not underestimate his competition this evening. Lio has a lot to prove.

DPW BOYS TITLE

Boys Champion

Million Bitcoin Man Ted Dibiase (5-3)

vs.

Lio Rush (3-2)

Lio Rush goes hard on Dibiase. Rush takes Dibiase down with a number of tilt-a-whirl headsciccors, but Dibiase has no trouble at all lifting Lio Rush into a brutal gut wrench suplex. After making quite the comeback, Lio Rush lands his DRAGON’S CALL frogsplash but Dibiase is able to get his arm to the rope. The fans boo! Dibiase comes back with a signature axe-handle and when Dibiase ducks a leaping enzuigiri he’s able to trap Lio Rush in THE MILLION BITCOIN DREAM and it’s lights out for young Lionel.

Result: Ted Dibiase d. Lio Rush by submission with MILLION BITCOIN DREAM to retain the DPW Boys Title

Post-Match: Boooooo! “HAHAHAHAHA!” Ted Dibiase may be the victor tonight, but he has lit a fire within Lio Rush that will propel him to greatness in Dynamo Powerhouse Wrestling. That won’t stop Dibiase from bragging now though. The ref hands him his titles and Dibiase holds them up to Rush as he’s being attended to by ringside physicians, “Lionel the Loser! Oh, sorry, it’s Lio the Loser now! I kinda like that, it rolls off the tongue a bit more easily. Lio the Loser! HAHAHAHAHAHA!” When will Lio get his next shot at the belt? Who else will step in line and try to dethrone the Boys Champion?



MTV Musical Segment: Queen performs “Another One Bites the Dust” from the 1980 album “The Game.”



Promo Video: “Countdown” promo package showing the history, and friendship, of Bryan Danielson and Matt Sydal from the beginning of D-Meditation-X to today.



Pre-Match: Yes! Yes! Yes! The American Dragon Bryan Danielson makes his way to the ring for the next match. The crowd is 100% behind Danielson now that he’s been pushed out of D-Meditation-Y. As we saw earlier tonight, D-Meditation-Y hasn’t stopped trying to cheat to win, but maybe that’s the influence of its leader. D-Meditation-Y’s theme plays and Matt Sydal comes down to the ring alone. So far so good. Danielson hopes that Sydal will give him a clean fight, no malarkey. Does Sydal have it in him?

Bryan Danielson (9-9)

vs.

D-Meditation-Y’s

Matt Sydal (7-5)

These two superb athletes put on quite the performance, Danielson taking Sydal down for more mat wrestling and Sydal impressing everyone with his incredible athletic dives. Sydal comes off the top rope with several high-flying maneuvers and in the end it’s his SHOOTING STAR PRESS that seals the deal.

Result: Matt Sydal d. Bryan Danielson by pinfall following SHOOTING STAR PRESS

Post-Match: Bryan Danielson is certainly not happy with the loss but satisfied that Matt Sydal was able to beat him fairly. With this win Sydal moves right past Danielson in the official rankings, big things may lie ahead for Matt Sydal,, but sooner or later Sydal may have to butt heads with his new partner Diamond Dallas Page especially is DDP is able to snake his way around the DPW World Heavyweight Title while he’s a top contender. And what’s next for The American Dragon?



Backstage Interview: Jim Cornette is at the DPW Interview Set with the #1 contenders for the DPW Tag Team Titles, Boner Bob Backlund and Cocky Khosrow Vaziri The Iron Sheik. “It’s been a long, hard path to where we are tonight. My boys have gobbled goo-gobs of dick pills and they’re raring to go. MJF, you’re going to regret ever getting mixed up with Corny and the Nugenix Express.” Boner Bob says some nonsense and Sheiky shouts, “F*CK THE MJEFFY!” Corny agrees, “That’s right, boys. You’re gonna go out there, grab those Nugenix Turbo from that pole, and you’re going to GET HARD all over MJEffy and bring me– I mean, win yourselves the DPW Tag Team Championships!” Boner Bob and Cocky Khosrow are ready for tonight’s main event, Dick Pills on a Pole for the DPW Tag Team Titles!



Promo Video: “Countdown” promo package showing the brief feud between Randy Savage and Kenny Omega for the WPW World Title six months ago and Kenny Omega’s transformation into a cybernetic assassin-bot, Kenny 2.0mega.



Pre-Match: Macho Man Randy Savage makes his way down the aisle. Macho has seen better days: he’s lost his fans, his title, his Miss Elizabeth, and possibly even his marbles, which he didn’t have very many left to begin with. Macho Man did beat DPW Champion Big Daddy Drew in a non-title steel cage match two weeks ago on Power Hour before Kenny Omega showed up– sorry, Kenny 2.0mega. Omega claims to have traveled to the far distant future where he’s been upgraded and modified using space age computer technology, but his story makes about as much sense as a House of Black video. The lights go down. “The Terminator 2 theme” plays and smoke fills the stage. Kenny 2.0mega emerges from the plumes wearing a leather jacket and it looks like his eyes are glowing red. What in the world? He’s announced as “The Even Better Bout Machine, The Terminator, Kenny 2.0mega” and he breaks his pose and marches robotically to the ring. This is bound to be wild.

The Terminator

Kenny 2.0mega (6-4)

vs.

Macho Man Randy Savage (18-5)

Macho Man utilizes his regular arsenal of clubbing elbows and axe-handles. Kenny 2.0mega certainly possesses amazing athletic ability, but supernatural? Enhanced? Omega and Macho have a more spirited brawl than their last encounter for the WPW World Title. Macho spikes Omega with a brutal piledriver but Omega sits right up. Macho hits Omega with yet another spike piledriver, the same move that won Macho the Undisputed World Heavyweight Title 2 months ago, but again Omega sits right up. Kenny 2.0mega makes a comeback and after hitting CROYT’S WRATH on the Macho Man the ref counts the 1-2-3.

Result: Kenny 2.0mega d. Macho Man by pinfall following CROYT’S WRATH

Post-Match: The referee raises Omega’s hand in victory. “You have been Terminated!” Omega shouts at Macho Man before giving Savage the finger-gun. “Bang!” The crowd is happy to see Omega’s return, but has he really been to the future? Where has he really been for the past six months? Omega, wishing he had a badass motorcycle, collects his leather jacket and returns to the locker room.



Promo Video: “Countdown” promo package chronicling the feud between Jim Cornette’s Nugenix Express and the DPW Tag Team Champions MJEffy leading to our main event, the Dick Pills on a Pole match for the Tag Team belts.



Pre-Match: The rules are simple: there are no rules. Well, there are: a bottle of Nugenix Turbo will be suspended atop a 15 ft-high pole at the turnbuckle, if you can get the dick pills you can use the dick pills, and only then can the match be finished by pinfall or submission. Jim Cornette and The Nugenix Express make their way to the ring. Corny didn’t need MJF’s dick pills after all and his boys have been eating well. Boner Bob and Cocky Khosrow are glaring up at the bottle of Nugenix Turbo hanging from the top of the pole, licking their lips. MJEffy’s theme plays and the DPW Tag Team Champions make their entrance. MJF has been acting very strange and Effy doesn’t know if, or when, his partner will snap. MJF and Effy hold up their Tag Team Title belts and present them to their challengers, who will GET HARD tonight?

DICK PILLS ON A POLE MATCH

DPW TAG TEAM TITLES

Tag Team Champions

MJEffy (4-6)

[MJF & Effy]

vs.

Nugenix Express (6-1)

[Boner Bob & Cocky Khosrow]

w/ Jim Cornette

It’s a brutal, bloody brawl for the tag team titles! Backlund and Sheiky make plenty of frequent tags and take turns wearing down MJF. MJF is able to make a hot tag out to Effy. Effy tries to climb the pole but Backlund sends him crashing down hard. Effy tags back out to MJF and MJF finds himself one-on-one with The Meat That Can’t Be Beat, The Iron Sheik. Sheik hits MJF with his boot and hooks in the CAMEL CLUTCH. MJF tries to give up but the Nugenix Turbo hasn’t come down off the pole yet. Sheiky goes for the pole and he and Effy struggle back and forth. The dick pills have come loose and fallen into the crowd! The fans toss Sheiky the bottle and it’s go time. Cocky Khosrow swallows half the bottle in one gulp and tosses the bottle to Boner Bob who finishes it off. While this is taking place MJF comes up from behind Sheiky and he’s putting his Diamond Ring on his finger. MJF rares back and blasts Sheiky right between the legs with his Diamond Ring, however the strength and rigidity of Sheiky’s Nugenix Turbo-charged erection is no match for the Diamond Ring and MJF’s ring splits in two. MJF can’t feel his arm. Sheiky laughs it off and hooks in his TURBO ENHANCED CAMEL CLUTCH with his meaty member pressing on the vertebrae and Bob Backlund catches Effy in his TURBO ENHANCED CROSSFACE CHICKEN WING, pressing his weaponized boner into Effy’s spinal column. Both men are screaming, flailing, and ultimately tapping to the turbo enhanced onslaught.

Result: Nugenix Express d. MJEffy in a Dick Pills on a Pole Match to become the new DPW Tag Team Champions

Post-Match: Jim Cornette snatches the DPW Tag Team title belts from the timekeepers table and brings them to his boys, his champions. Boner Bob and Cocky Khosrow hold up their belts proudly as Corny instructs them to hold them down over their bulges so as not to offend the women and children in the crowd. Nugenix Express has done it! MJF is coming to his senses, glancing down at the shards of his Diamond Ring, split perfectly in two after shattering against Sheiky’s mickey. Effy comes to his partner’s aid but MJF shoves him away. What’s this? Effy is trying to console MJF but MJF says, “Get the hell away from me!” Is MJF just upset about losing the tag team titles, or is there something else going on? MJF is very focused on his broken Diamond Ring. Effy is calling to him, “Max! Maxxy!” as MJF walks alone back to the locker room. What is going on?



MTV Musical Segment: Queen plays “We Are the Champions” from 1977’s “News of the World” as Nugenix Express joins Freddy Mercury on stage. Sheik proclaims, “WE ARE CHAMPION! WE ARE CHAMPION!” and Bob Backlund happily shouts nonsense as Jim Cornette looks lovingly upon the DPW Tag Team Titles. (If your tag team title reign lasts longer than four cards, call your doctor.)

Join us next month on Pay-Per-View for:

Dynamo Powerhouse Wrestling presents

BEEF-A-MANIA

DPW #50 - “Road to GET HARD” Power Hour
DPW #51 - GET HARD on PPV
DPW #52 - Power Hour
DPW #53 - Power Hour
DPW #54 - “Road to BEEFAMANIA” Power Hour

[Valenswift]

What a show and poor Danhausen gets stiffed again!!
MJEFFY is the best tag team name ever, shame they’ve lost the belts. And that Dibiase just keeps going, I hate that guy 🤣🤣

[Joel Pole]

#52 - Power Hour on SuperStation TBS

(Year 1 - Month 10 - Week 1)



This is Dynamo Powerhouse Wrestling! This is Power Hour at its new home, Saturday at 6:05 on TBS, wrestling has returned to the SuperStation! Power Hour, as always, comes to you live from our portable arena, the DPW FlexZone, and we have a stacked program for you here tonight as we navigate the fallout from GET HARD on pay-per-view! We saw DPW Champion Big Daddy Drew retain his—



Pre-Match: Jeff Cobb’s theme music plays, interrupting the announcer and the leader of The United Empire Kingpin Cobb comes out to the stage with his Right-Hand Man Rohit Raju and Rohit brings Cobb a microphone. “There is a new age of The United Empire now in DPW and you will all see–” chants of “Where is Ospreay? Where is Ospreay?” break out, “you will all see the dominance of My Empire. Tonight you’re going to see TJP in action, you’re going to see Aussie Open become the #1 contenders for the Tag Team Titles, and in just a minute you’re going to see me take The American Dragon on a TOUR OF THE EMPIRE. The Kingpin has spoken!” Cobb tosses the microphone at Rohit Raju who promptly throws it at a DPW official and follows the Kingpin down to the ring as “Ride of the Valkyries” begins to ring through the FlexZone. The American Dragon Bryan Danielson makes his way to the ring. Bryan lost to his former partner Matt Sydal last week at GET HARD but Matt Sydal did so without resorting to cheating, so maybe there still is some hope for Sydal.

Bryan Danielson (9-10)

vs.

The United Empire’s

Kingpin Jeff Cobb (3-5)

w/ Right-Hand Man Rohit Raju

Kingpin Cobb showed his power but unlike two weeks ago with Ricky Starks, Cobb can’t dominate his opponent this evening. Danielson gets the CROSS FACE CHICKEN WING on Cobb and it looks like the Kingpin is tapping but Rohit Raju grabs the referee and turns him away from the ring. The ref instructs Rohit Raju to leave ringside and he throws a fit but Cobb Pearl Harbors Danielson and takes him down. Danielson makes an impressive comeback and Danielson connects with an impressive Tiger Suplex on the big Hawaiian as Rohit is seen at the curtain ushering TJP down to ringside but he’s too late. 1-2-3.

Result: Bryan Danielson d. Kingpin Jeff Cobb by pinfall following a Tiger Suplex

Post-Match: Bryan Danielson gets the win over Kingpin Cobb but the troops have arrived. TJP springs on Danielson who is catching his breath after this athletic contest. He’s followed by Rohit Raju and Aussie Open who launch an all out attack on The American Dragon. Once Cobb regains his composure he instructs his minions to step back and they hold DPW officials at bay. Cobb lifts up the barely conscious body of Danielson, swings him one direction, switches back and slams his near lifeless corpse to the mat, the TOUR OF THE EMPIRE. Now that his deed is done Cobb calls off his dogs and medical officials rush to the aid of Danielson. Win or lose, The United Empire makes their presence known. Cobb and his men are posing on the stage as medical personnel are taking Bryan Danielson away on a stretcher. What more horrors will these men inflict upon the DPW roster?



Backstage Promo: DPW Boys Champion & Million Bitcoin Belt holder Million Bitcoin Man Ted Dibiase is backstage at the DPW Interview Set. He says there was no doubt in his mind that he was going to walk out of GET HARD as the Boys Champion against Lio Rush, “because I am a professional and you are an amateur. I am rich and you are poor. I am a champion and you are a loser. Lio the Loser!” Dibiase says that he’s keeping his eye on the DPW roster and will choose his next opponent for the Boys Title soon… as soon as he hires a new chauffeur as his last one didn’t really turn out well for him.



Backstage Segment: Allie Katch is in the locker room talking to Brian Pillman Jr. BPJ says, “Allie, thanks again for your help last week. I don’t know the first thing about casting a banishment spell, it seems to have worked. I haven’t been haunted by my father or Malakai Black since GET HARD and nobody has forced me to film a nonsensical video package in weeks.” Allie replies, “No problem, Bri. Hey, have you seen MJF tonight?” “MJF? Yeah, he’s in quite a mood, beating up production staff, I’m surprised Commissioner Piper hasn’t fined him yet.” BPJ says that he has a match coming up next and needs to head to the stage and he exits. Effy comes up from behind and accidentally startles Allie. “You scared the crap out of me!” Effy says, “Sorry, Allie, listen, we have to talk.” Allie says, “About what?” “You know what. That spell you cast for me, well, it didn’t go exactly as we hoped–” SLAM! Someone just threw a metal folding chair down the hallway outside the locker room. Allie exclaims, “Effy, it’s MJF! We gotta go!” Allie and Effy sneak out of the other locker room door to hopefully elude a discernibly grumpy Maxwell Jacob Friedman. What spell was Effy referring to?



Pre-Match: “Rocket” by Def Leppard plays and brings Brian Pillman Jr. out to the stage. Pillman lost to Malakai Black last week, however after the match and with the help of Allie Katch, BPJ performed a banishment ritual on Malakai and after disappearing in a flash of white light, hasn’t plagued DPW with any goofy promo videos or anything of the sort since and BPJ has been released of his servitude to The House of Black. “I Came to Collect” heralds Lio Rush to the entranceway. Lio Rush finally stood up to his abusive employer Ted Dibiase but was unsuccessful in his first attempt at gold in DPW and Lio Rush plans to prove that he’s still worthy of that coveted trophy around the Boys Champion’s waist.

Lio Rush (3-3)

vs.

Brian Pillman Jr. (5-8)

Brian Pillman Jr. puts up an admirable fight, but Lio Rush is on fire. Rush hits several DRAGON’S CALL splashes and BPJ kicks out each time. Rush hits a RUSH HOUR OFF THE TOP ROPE and follows it up with one final DRAGON’S CALL and hooks the leg on Brian Pillman Jr.

Result: Lio Rush d. BPJ by pinfall following DRAGON’S CALL

Post-Match: An unfortunate loss for Brian Pillman Jr. but an impressive showing for Lio Rush. He’s shouting up the aisle towards the curtain on the stage saying, “Did you see that Dibiase? Did you see that? That’s gonna be you!” Lio Rush is determined to show Dibiase who is boss.



Commercial Break: Slim Jim ad featuring DPW star Warhorse! Warhorse is the new spokesperson for Slim Jim snack sticks and is shown being showered in Slim Jims in the ring during his entrance and snapping into a Slim Jim to “hulk up” and win his match. Warhorse flexes his big muscles and shouts, “SNAP INTO IT!”



In-Ring Segment: The Prince of Darkness Kevin Sullivan walks down to the ring followed by his new wife Maria Kanellis-Sullivan and her ex-husband Mike Bennett. Mike had been learning how to Curse from Danhausen so that he could hopefully win his wife back from Kevin Sullivan, but suddenly at GET HARD after losing a match to his tag team partner Matt Taven, together known as The Kingdom, brutally assaulted his teacher and left Danhausen unconscious in the ring as Bennett left hand-in-hand-in-hand with Maria and Kevin. Is he going to explain himself? Mike Bennett says that he has a lot to get off his chest and he wants Danhausen to come out to the stage. Danhausen shuffles out to the stage to a big pop from the crowd. “Why, Michael? Why did Michael hit Danhausen in the head? That hurt. I guess my Cursing lessons didn’t work.” Mike Bennett replies, “I tried, Danhausen. I did just what you showed me probably a thousand times, right into the bathroom mirror, and nothing!” Danhausen looks alarmed, “Wait, you said you did it into the mirror? Clearly Danhausen’s Cursing lessons worked and you accidentally cursed yourself a thousand times! It screwed up your head!” Sullivan, Maria, and Mike Bennet cackle maniacally. Bennett responds, “Maybe so, freak, but I just realized, “If I can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em!” so I decided to become the third wheel of this tricycle. I mean, I’ll try anything once!” They laugh ridiculously. Danhausen doesn’t think that’s funny, “Danhausen doesn’t think that’s funny,” Danhausen says. Bennett says, “Thanks, anyway, Danhausen. It was fun, but now I’m going to join my wife and her husband for a romantic dinner and we’ll see where things go from there. Danhausen, buddy, you really gotta learn to start keeping eyes in the back of your head,” Bennett snaps his fingers and suddenly Matt Taven emerges from the curtain behind Danhausen and he has something in his hand, Danhausen’s jar of teeth! Taven lifts it high in the air and smashes it down on Danhausen’s head, glass and teeth scattering all over the stage. What is the Kingdom doing? Bennett says, “We are no longer The Kingdom, The Kingdom is dead,” Bennett looks at his wife and he looks at her new husband, “we are now known as The Kuckdom!” What the hell? Maria, Kevin, and Mike Bennett step over the body of Danhausen and join Matt Taven on the stage. They laugh like idiots and officials move in to check on Danhausen and sweep up the stage.



Backstage Segment: Warhorse is backstage being congratulated by other DPW talent on his new role as Slim Jim spokesperson. Warhorse is handing out free snack sticks to wellwishers and that’s when he gets a tap on his shoulder. Warhorse turns around to find himself face-to-face with Macho Man Randy Savage. “Hey, Macho.” “Don’t ‘hey’ me little boy, what the hell do you think you’re doing?” Warhorse is taken aback, “What do I think I’m doing? I think I’m ruling ass!” Macho grabs Warhorse by the collar of his vest, “How dare you steal that gig from me, you little punk?!” referring to the Slim Jim spokesperson role. Warhorse pushes back, “I didn’t steal anything from you, old man. Times change. Legends die. New legends take their place.” Macho is infuriated by these comments, “You’re gonna snap into it, you little punk!” Macho and Warhorse begin to scuffle, pushing the camera man down. We can’t see the brouhaha but we can hear banging, slamming, grunting, and swearing. When the cameraman gets to his feet and focuses on the situation again, Warhorse is slumped over on the floor with a dozen Slim Jims jammed in his mouth and Macho Man is fleeing the scene.



Video Package: Ethan Page’s Toy Hunt V-Log video showing the recent toy hunting trip that was interrupted by TJP. TJP had been going around hiding all of the vintage Mighty Morphin Power Rangers stuff so that Ethan Page couldn’t find those “Grails” that he’s been looking for. The one item that TJP did purchase was Page’s coveted White Tiger Zord, but TJP left the box with a note inside reading, “See you next week, Julian,” a taunt to All Ego and Ethan Page is ready to make his return to DPW television.



Pre-Match: All Ego Ethan Page makes his way down the aisle, signing Ethan Page figures on his way to the ring. The last time we saw Ethan Page in the FlexZone was several months ago at THE BEEFENING where he lost a “Tightest Tits 3-Way” between himself, Tony Nese, and now-DPW Champ Big Daddy Drew, but Ethan Page has been focussing on his YouTube channel and is ready to merge those two parts of his life at last. The United Empire’s TJP makes his way to the ring.

All Ego Ethan Page (2-3)

vs.

The United Empire’s

TJP (1-2)

TJP struggles to get the upper hand on Ethan Page. He tries to rough up All Ego outside the ring and the referee threatens to disqualify the United Empire member. In the end, All Ego Ethan Page hoists TJP up over his head and drops him in the EGO’S EDGE and it’s all over.

Result: Ethan Page d. TJP by pinfall following EGO’S EDGE

Post-Match: All Ego Ethan Page gets the win, the crowd is excited, but Page is cautious. He saw what happened to Danielson after defeating a United Empire member earlier tonight and he doesn’t want to be the next victim. All Ego gets his hand raised and then he books it to safety. Maybe The United Empire’s focus is on making Aussie Open the #1 contenders for the Tag Team Titles in our main event tonight.



Backstage Interview: Commissioner Roddy Piper is backstage at the DPW Interview Set standing between Absolute Ricky Starks and The Phenomenal AJ Styles. Piper says, “You two had quite the meeting last week at GET HARD, but Ricky, it ended in a rather unceremonious fashion.” Ricky begins to speak when Styles cuts him off, “Unceremonious? I was coughing up pawns all night!” Piper takes back the microphone, “All right, Styles. Starks, you–” Styles cuts off the Commissioner this time, “I pooped out a bishop the next morning!” Starks chuckles as Piper begins to lose his cool, “Ricky, why did you refuse to break your crossface?” Starks grabs the microphone, “Why did I refuse to break the crossface? Because look at this idiot. He’s an S-tier goofball and I know I can beat his ass any day of the week.” Styles grabs the microphone, “Well, tough guy, is Saturday a day of the week?” Piper and Starks look at each other confused, “Yeah?” Styles confidently continues, “Then I’ll see you next week on Saturday at 6:05 and I’ll bring the chess board this time!” Starks retorts, “Are you sure that Candyland wouldn’t be more your speed?” Styles erupts at Starks but Piper holds him back. Starks poses and we go back to the ring.



In-Ring Segment: “Who’s your Daddy? Drew’s Your Daddy!” chants echo throughout the FlexZone as DPW Champion Big Daddy Drew McIntyre makes his way out to the ring. He retained his championship last week at GET HARD, however it was via disqualification when Drew smashed DDP, Sydal, & Hirsch with their own chakra crystals. Drew says, “You may be wondering why Big Daddy Drew did what he did last week, well, I only–” Drew is cut off by D-Meditation-Y’s theme song and DDP, Sydal, & Leyla Hirsch come out to the stage. Drew doesn’t appreciate being interrupted. “What in the hell do you want, DDP?” Dallas Page says, “Calm down, brother. Why are you so angry? Find some inner peace.” Drew says, “You slime, I’ll find inner peace; an inner piece of your ass with my boot!” DDP doesn’t react, “I don’t know why you’re so hostile, brother, I just came out here to make a proposal.” Drew looks at DDP suspiciously, “What do you want?” DDP says, “I’m sure you’re aware that I spoke to Commissioner Piper, and in 3 weeks, live on pay-per-view, I get my next shot at the DPW World Heavyweight Championship at BEEFAMANIA, but I would like to propose a tag team match for next week on Power Hour. Brother Sydal & I versus yourself and, I don’t know, probably your boyfriend Jake Something, I don’t care.” Drew is nodding his head, “You can shut your mouth already. I’ll see you next week, Diamond Dallas Page.” DDP corrects the champ, “I’ve gone on a spiritual journey over these past seven days. I’ve reached new levels of enlightenment. My followers believe that my instruction is Holy. I am their Guru. My name is Guru Dallas Page and I will thank you for addressing His Holiness thusly.” Drew is having none of it, he unstraps his DPW Title belt from his waist and holds it up, taunting Guru Dallas Page & D-Meditation-Y, and we’ll see them next week in tag team action! Page adds, “How about making it an Elimination Tag Team Match? The cosmos is telling me this will benefit the Greater Good.” Drew is tired of this nonsense, he’s agreeing to anything this whackadoo is proposing. GDP says, “And so it shall be,” and D-Meditation-Y returns to their meditation circle backstage. It still stinks of patchouli.



Backstage Promo: Jim Cornette is backstage at the DPW Interview Set with the new DPW Tag Team Champions Nugenix Express, Bob Backlund & The Iron Sheik. “I told you they could do it. I told you that Boner Bob & Cocky Khosrow could go all the way. They’re the winningest tag team in Dynamo Powerhouse Wrestling and now they have the belts to prove it. MJF & his boyfriend had a good run but they learned the hard way that you don’t mess with Jim Cornette & you don’t mess with the Nugenix Express,” Cornette drapes his arms around the necks of his boys, “and you don’t mess with the DPW Tag Team Champions. Whether it’s those goofballs PME or those losers from the Urinated Empire, my boys will meet them at BEEFAMANIA and you better believe Nugenix Express will be walking out the Tag Team Champions. Let’s go, boys.” Cornette rattles a bottle of dick pills and his men follow him back to the locker room.



Pre-Match: Aussie Open make their entrance first. Will Ospreay brought Aussie Open into WPW to get revenge on MJEffy for some unwanted smooches in the ring. They’ve laid low since then, backing up Will Ospreay during his mostly-losing efforts over the last few months but now that Jeff Cobb is in charge of The United Empire he’s rallying its members to make a statement, such as the one that Cobb made by hospitalizing Bryan Danielson earlier this evening. United Empire hasn’t won a single match tonight, can Mark Davis & Kyle Fletcher turn things around? “Susudio” brings Philly Marino Experience out to the ring being accompanied by The Mouth of the South Jimmy Hart. PME qualified for this #1 contender match by defeating then-Tag Champs MJEffy a few weeks ago on Power Hour. Philly C & Marino T would love to take the tag team title belts home to Erotic City.

#1 CONTENDER FOR THE DPW TAG TEAM TITLES

Philly Marino Experience (1-2)

[Philly C & Marino T]

w/ Jimmy Hart

vs.

The United Empire’s

Aussie Open (1-1)

[Kyle Fletcher & Mark Davis]

This proves to be a stellar contest between these two teams. Both teams implement quick tags allowing them to perform devastating double team maneuvers. Fletcher tags out to Davis and they hit the FIDGET SPINNER on the unfortunate Marino Tenaglia and Davis covers Marino for the 1-2-3.

Result: Aussie Open d. PME when Mark Davis pins Marino T following a FIDGET SPINNER to become the #1 Contenders for the DPW Tag Team Titles

Post-Match: Aussie Open has done it! The United Empire is one step closer to holding gold in DPW and this must certainly make Kingpin Cobb happy. Fletcher & Davis continue to beat on PME in the ring. Ding ding ding ding. Fletcher grabs Jimmy Hart and puts him in a full nelson while Davis commandeers Hart’s megaphone. Davis begins screaming in Jimmy Hart’s face and Hart is really selling it, his legs are spinning like propellers and his eyes are rolling back in his head. Nugenix Express hit the stage. Big pop! Boner Bob & Cocky Khosrow fly down to the ring with their tag team title belts in hand and run off the rambunctious United Empire members while Cornette’s tennis racquet is swinging in all directions. Corny helps his old pal Jimmy Hart to his feet and dusts off his jacket for him. As Aussie Open makes it to the stage they are joined by Kingpin Cobb and his Right-Hand Man Rohit Raju and their leader is smiling and nodding in approval. Cornette and Nugenix Express are daring Aussie Open to come back to the ring and face them as our program goes off the air.

Join us next week on the SuperStation for another Power Hour!

ELIMINATION TAG TEAM MATCH

DPW Champion Big Daddy Drew & Jake Something vs. D-Meditation-Y

GET HARD REMATCH

Ricky Starks vs. AJ Styles

Danhausen vs. Matt Taven

DPW Tag Team Champions Nugenix Express in action!

And MORE!!!

DPW #51 - GET HARD on PPV
DPW #52 - Power Hour
DPW #53 - Power Hour
DPW #54 - “Road to BEEFAMANIA” Power Hour
DPW #55 - BEEFAMANIA on PPV

[Joel Pole]

#53 - Power Hour on SuperStation TBS

(Year 1 - Month 10 - Week 2)



This is Dynamo Powerhouse Wrestling! This is Power Hour LIVE at 6:05 Saturday on TBS; wrestling has returned to the SuperStation! Power Hour, as always, comes to you live from our portable arena, the DPW FlexZone, where we have a spectacular night of action ahead of us this evening: we will see DPW Tag Team Champions Nugenix Express in action, we will see Guru Dallas Page & Matt Sydal challenge Jake Something & DPW Champion Big Daddy Drew to an Elimination Tag Team Match, but let’s head down to the ring for our opening contest…



Pre-Match: Big pop for Absolute Ricky Starks as he makes his way down to the ring, stopping to pose on the stage of course, before navigating the aisle. It was over a month ago that AJ Styles and Ricky Starks started to squabble back in the locker room, squabbling over board games, of all things. It turns out that Styles is both unintelligent as well as a sore loser, a bad combination. Styles assaulted young Ricky with various implements, a steel chair, a game of Sorry! And Ricky didn’t hold back at GET HARD when he let himself get disqualified. Styles wants the clean win as well as to show that Ricky Starks’ time has not come yet, and we should expect a Phenomenal DPW Champion in the near future. Styles makes his entrance to a chorus of boos from the crowd. Starks has a real chip on his shoulder, and possibly a Rook lodged in his digestive tract, and he’s ready to get this underway.

Phenomenal AJ Styles (9-4)

vs.

Absolute Ricky Starks (10-9)

In another phenomenal encounter, these two men take each other to their limits. Styles dominates early on but Starks makes a comeback after tossing Styles off the top rope. Starks gets his crossface on Styles again and at first looked like he didn’t want to relinquish the hold upon a rope break but tonight he decided better of it. Styles turns things around and after hitting the STYLES CLASH on young Ricky, AJ hooks the leg.

Result: AJ Styles d. Ricky Starks by pinfall following STYLES CLASH

Post-Match: Absolute Ricky Starks will go home licking his wounds this evening as AJ Styles’ hand is raised in victory. Styles expects to be rocketed towards Big Daddy Drew and the DPW Championship, but there’s a lot that can happen between now and post-BEEFAMANIA. Starks may aim lower for now, someone really ought to shut up that loudmouth Ted Dibiase, right?



Backstage Segment: Allie Katch is back in the locker room waiting for Effy. She shuts her locker door and suddenly standing there in front of her is the last man she wanted to see: MJF. “Hey there, Allie,” Max says with a fake grin, “Fancy seeing you here.” Allie is caught off guard, “Oh, Max, hi, yeah I was waiting for–” MJF bangs his fist against the locker, blood now lightly trickling off his knuckle. He licks it and smiles. “I know who you were waiting for. My… ex. Right?” Allie looks around nervously, “RIGHT?!” MJF yells. “I have a few questions, Miss Allie, and I believe you are the witchy little kitty with all the answers.” Allie looks around for something to defend herself with when MJF puts a chloroform-soaked rag to her nose and mouth. She begins fighting back with less gusto and finally goes limp as MJF drags her away.



Promo Video: Bryan Danielson is at home working out, but his ribs are taped up. “Jeff Cobb, you really did a number on me last week on Power Hour, but remember, that was after the match. I beat you fair and square in the middle of that ring and it was your minions that beat me up at first. You just swooped in at the end when I was already hurt. Some leader you are. Well, you’re lucky that you got one over on me. Not again, and I’m going to be ready next week to face your “Right Hand-Job-Man” Rohit Raju, but believe me, I want my hands on the Kingpin one more time. I’ll give you a receipt for that lovely TOUR you took me on? It’s only fair. See you at BEEFAMANIA, Cobb.”



Promo Video: Ethan Page is wrapping up his latest Toy Hunt Vlog alongside Brody King and Space Monkey. He surprised his wife with a Nintendo 64 for Christmas and he’s been buying N64 games in any shops they’ve hunted in. Ethan Page gets home to check out his purchases and discovers that the labels on all of the N64 games at that shop had been switched. When Ethan Page went to fire up WWF No Mercy he was greeted with the title screen of Superman 64. Unacceptable. Ethan Page finds a note in the No Mercy box (it was in mint condition, too) from TJP, “Julian, this isn’t over.” Ethan Page crumples the note in anger and throws it in frustration, “Why do I have to deal with the United Empire’s jobber?”



Pre-Match: The Black Lads make their way to the stage. Jay Lethal is still walking a little funny after having his toothbrush shoved into his derriere on the GET HARD pre-show. He enters with his partner Swerve Strickland accompanied by Scorpio Sky. Last week, Aussie Open defeated PME to become the #1 contenders for the DPW Tag Team Titles, but strangely, nobody has seen The United Empire backstage all day, where could they be? Jim Cornette and DPW Tag Team Champions Nugenix Express make their way to the ring. Bob Backlund and Iron Sheik have been on a roll recently, will that streak continue as they head into a big title defense in two weeks at BEEFAMANIA? Jim Cornette has confidence in his boys, or at least he has confidence in the confidence his dick pills give to his boys. 6 of 1. How will the champs fare?

DPW Tag Team Champions

Nugenix Express (7-1)

[Boner Bob & Cocky Khosrow]

w/ Jim Cornette

vs.

The Black Lads (3-3)

[Jay Lethal & Swerve Strickland]

w/ Scorpio Sky

Jim Cornette maybe has too much confidence in his boys this evening as they really could have used some assistance. Backlund starts out with Swerve and the action goes back and forth until Swerve makes the hot tag out to Jay Lethal. Lethal is able to hit Sheiky with several athletic maneuvers and poor Sheiky just can’t keep up. Jay Lethal is able to land a surprise LETHAL INJECTION on Cocky Khosrow and while Jim Cornette is busy feeding dick pills to Boner Bob, Lethal hooks the leg for the 1-2-3.

Result: The Black Lads d. Nugenix Express when Jay Lethal pins Sheik following LETHAL INJECTION

Post-Match: Jim Cornette screeches and dick pills go flying everywhere! “What are you doing to me?!” Corny shouts. Backlund starts picking up the dick pills off of the floor and eating them one by one as Corny slaps Sheiky with his tennis racquet. Corny grabs their title belts from the timekeeper’s table and ushers his boys to the back. The Black Lads celebrate a rare win for their team this evening. Maybe their fortunes are turning, maybe they have a shot one day at the DPW Tag Team Championships. Maybe.



Backstage Segment: Effy arrives at the locker room looking for Allie Katch. He calls for her but there is no answer. He sees her locker door is ajar, her belongings strewn about the floor. The locker door is dented inward with a trail of dried blood that has dripped down from the imprint of a fist. “Something is wrong,” Effy says to himself. Effy looks into the camera, “Do you know what happened?” The camera goes up and down, indicating “Yes.” Effy says, “Do you know where he took her?” The camera again goes up and down, indicating “Yes.” Effy steals the courage and says, “Take me there.” What in the world will Effy find?



Video Package: The camera once again comes upon a rustic cabin in the woods in a mysterious location, the secret meeting place for United Empire. In the great room of the cabin are #1 contenders for the Tag Team Titles Aussie Open, TJP, Rohit Raju, and leader of the group Kingpin Cobb. What might be mistaken for a coffee table is actually a metal kennel housing the group’s former leader, Will Ospreay. “We didn’t have as much success last week as I would have liked. TJP, you did not win your match against Ethan Page.” TJP responds, “Yeah, well, you didn’t win your match either–” Rohit Raju, Cobb’s Right-Hand Man, slaps TJP across the jaw, shutting him up. “I did not win, but my TOUR OF THE EMPIRE left Danielson with a bruised rib and next week my Right-Hand Man is going to finish the job, I may get to spend BEEFAMANIA weekend here at the cabin! And Aussie Open, congratulations on becoming the #1 contenders for the Tag Team Titles. Make your Kingpin proud.” Rohit says, “TJP, you need to stay at the cabin this weekend. We don’t have anyone else to feed and walk 'the dog,'" TJP begins to argue when Jeff Cobb clears his throat indicating that he doesn’t want to hear anymore back talk. The dog? Could they be referring to Will Ospreay? Suddenly the kennel shakes and the drinks they had sitting on top spill everywhere. Rohit shouts, “Bad doggy!” and kicks the kennel. Yup, that’s Ospreay.



Promo Video: Kenny Omega-- or sorry, Kenny 2.0mega, is sitting backstage in a dark corner of the locker room. He’s oddly sitting still on a locker room bench, not moving at all. Suddenly his eyes light up red. He stands up. He’s wearing a leather jacket, leather pants, and he slips on a pair of black shades. He marches robotically out to the parking lot where we see him get on a Mo-Ped. Definitely not as bad-ass as a motorcycle, but I guess it’s what he’s got. Kenny 2.0mega is driving off and he’s on a mission. Where is Kenny going? Other than out of his mind?



Pre-Match: The Kuckdom make their way out to the stage. Kevin Sullivan, his new wife Maria Kanellis-Sullivan, her ex-husband Mike Bennett, and his tag team partner Matt Taven. It’s a weird situation, for sure. Mike is holding Maria’s hand, who is holding Kevin’s hand and they are accompanying Matt Taven down to the ring for his match with Danhausen. Danhausen was training Bennett how to Curse so that he could win his wife back from Sullivan, when apparently, Mike Bennett cursed himself a thousand times by practicing in a mirror, turning him into a super cuck, thus The Kuckdom was born, and he’s been showing his thanks and appreciation by beating up poor Danhausen every chance they get. Danhausen enters to a big pop, though without his jar of teeth as it was smashed over his head last week on Power Hour. Does Danhausen have what it takes to overcome this fearsome, um, foursome? Menage a Quatre?

Matt Taven (1-0)

w/ The Kuckdom

vs.

Danhausen (8-8)

Danhausen is unable to get much offense in as Matt Taven leads a frenetic assault on the face-painted one. Taven ultimately spams Danhausen with his CLIMAX finisher time and time again, but Danhausen refuses to stay down. He kicks out multiple times until he’s only able to slightly raise his shoulder from the mat. Taven, in frustration, sends Danhausen to the outside and The Kuckdom swarms on him. Ding ding ding ding.

Result: Danhausen d. Matt Taven by DQ when The Kuckdom beat down Danhausen outside the ring

Post-Match: The Kuckdom is beating on Danhausen outside the ring. Sullivan is standing by cackling maniacally and groping Maria, but Bennett and Taven are kicking Danhausen relentlessly until DPW officials are able to control the madness. Mike Bennett shouts, “I’ll see you on pay-per-view, you freak! He’s a freak, brother!” Maybe Danhausen will finally be able to get his revenge on Mike Bennett when they’re one-on-one at BEEFEMANIA. Danhausen needs to make some new friends.



Video Package: Boys Champion Ted Dibiase is riding around in the back of his limousine. “I’ve been interviewing new chauffeurs for weeks now! Everybody expects to be paid nowadays, what happened to good old fashioned indentured servitude, huh? HAHAHAHAHA!” Dibiase rants about how there are no worthy competitors for his DPW Boys Title when a new driver gets into the car. “Alright, next applicant. Drive me around the block and I’ll see if I’m going to hire you as my new chauffeur. Get to it, boy!” The car begins to accelerate slowly but then veers to the right suddenly, tossing Dibiase into the side of the limo bashing his head. “Damnit, boy! Learn to drive!” The driver says, “Sorry, Mr. Dibiase!” And then the limo begins to make a hard left turn but doesn’t stop. The limo is spinning in a circle, faster and faster. “What do you think you’re doing, boy?!” The chauffeur lowers the privacy partition and finally turns around to reveal that it’s Lio Rush! “Hey, Mr. Dibiase! Just wanted to take you for a little spin, for old time’s sake!” Dibiase is starting to feel sick, “Stop it! Stop it! Stop the car!” Lio Rush says, “I’d like to, but first I’d like you to agree to give me another shot at the Boys Title next week on Power Hour.” Dibiase doesn’t know what makes him more sick: the proposal Lio Rush made or the spinning limousine. “No way in Hell, boy!” Lio Rush smiles, “I thought you’d say that. Well, how about instead of the Boys Title, I get a shot at that silly little Million Bitcoin Belt you like so much, what do you say?” Dibiase is starting to turn green, “Fine! Sure! Whatever! Just stop the spinning! Stop it!” Lio Rush raises the privacy partition again. Dibiase can’t hold it in any longer and the flood gates are open. Dibiase begins to projectile vomit right as Lio Rush slams on the brakes causing Dibiase to somehow fly forward, slamming his face into his own vomit before he collapses to the floor of the elongated automobile.



Backstage Interview: Macho Man Randy Savage is backstage at the DPW Interview Set. “Cease & desist. CEASE & DESIST! That’s what you’re going to do, Warhorse, yeah. You’re going to CEASE doing my job, uh huh, the spokesman for Slim Jim’s, yeah, that’s my job, that’s my gig, uh huh. Been doin’ it for years. I’m the meat man. I’m the beefy boy. I’m the SNACK STICK MASTER! You’re just a wannabe. You’re going to DESIST, I don’t even know what that means, but DESIST YOU WILL. I’m gonna beat you up so bad that you’re not gonna STOP DESISTING. You’ll be in your coffin, Warhorse…. CEASING & DESISTING. BEEFAMANIA. DIG IT?” Macho wanders away.



Backstage Segment: The cameraman has led Effy to Commissioner Piper’s office. Effy barges in to see MJF sitting on the desk, playing with Piper’s letter opener. Effy stops in his tracks, “Max. Where is she?” MJF doesn’t immediately react to the question, he continues to fiddle around with the letter opener, lightly pressing its sharp point into his fingertip. “Where is Allie?” MJF finally looks up at his ex-championship partner, “I wondered how you did it, Effy. I wondered how you poisoned me.” Effy is alarmed at MJF’s choice of words, “Poisoned?” MJF continues, “One way or another, Effy. I was a very attractive, very heterosexual man. Sure, we were forced to team up after I kicked your ass and I liked winning, yes, I admit that, but I didn’t understand why, suddenly I, Maxwell Jacob Friedman, a straight man, was falling in love with… you.” Effy tries to interject but MJF cuts him off, “I couldn’t stop thinking about you, Effy. Night and day, day and night. And when we became the tag team champions, I was on top of the world. I didn’t want that feeling to ever end.” Effy says, “Max, listen, I didn’t mean for–” MJF raises his voice, “I wanted to be with you forever,” the words catch in his throat, “Effy, I wanted to be with you forever. I wanted to marry you, Effy.” Effy is surprised by this news, “You what?” “That’s right. After we won our match on pay-per-view, I was going to get down on one knee right there in the middle of the ring and I was going to slip my Diamond Ring onto your finger and I was going to promise to take care of you forever, Effy, until the day I die.” Effy tries to stop the confession– “But then a curious thing happened, Effy. A very curious thing. When my Diamond Ring broke in half suddenly I, well, I felt very differently about a few things. Suddenly I didn’t want to marry you, no, Effy. I didn’t even want to be around you. I didn’t want to see your face. I didn’t love you anymore.” Tears are streaming down Effy’s face as he tries to restrain himself. “Now what could have turned a straight man, irresistible to the ladies, into a flaming homo? Magic. I knew where you must have gotten the help.” Effy suddenly bursts out, “Where is she, Max? Where is Allie?” MJF spins around the office chair behind Piper’s desk revealing a crimson Allie Katch, there’s blood smeared all over her face from multiple wounds that look like they were likely inflicted by the very letter opener in MJF’s hands. “It took a little coaxing, but your little witchy woman here spilled the beans.” Effy exclaims, “Allie!” Max continues, “She told me everything. She told me that you had her cast a love spell on me, specifically on my Diamond Ring. It caused me to fall madly in love with you. I defended you with every ounce of strength I could muster. I hospitalized men for you. I fought alongside you. We won those titles. I was happy.” Effy tries to reason with him but MJF cuts him off again, “I WAS HAPPY!!!” his words echo in the dark, quiet room. Effy is crying. MJF has tears welling up in his eyes as well, “I’ll never forgive you for this, Effy. Never. On Piper’s desk here is a contract for a match. Me and you. BEEFAMANIA. I’ve already signed it in your whore’s blood. I hate your f*cking guts now… but I loved you. I loved you… my Effy.” With that admission MJF is mentally and physically exhausted. Effy bristles at the clink of the letter opener as MJF releases it from his fingers and the blood-stained stationary tool drops to the floor with a metallic thud. Effy falls to his knees sobbing as MJF walks past him and out through the office door.



Pre-Match: D-Meditation-Y make their entrance first for our main event. Dallas Page has adopted a new persona as of last week, insisting on being called Guru Dallas Page, and speaking even more obnoxious than before, if that’s even possible. He leads his tag-team partner Brother Matt Sydal down to the ring while Sister Leyla accompanies at ringside. GDP, that is Guru Dallas Page, may be playing mind games with the champ, trying to keep Big Daddy Drew on his toes. The crowd goes mental for D-Meditation-Y’s opponents, Jake Something & DPW Champion Big Daddy Drew McIntyre make their entrance. Drew may have made a mistake by accepting this Elimination Tag Team Match, GDP and his cronies must have something up their sleeve, their cartoonishly-draping wizard sleeve.

ELIMINATION TAG TEAM MATCH

DPW Champion

Big Daddy Drew (12-8) &

Jake Something (10-6)

vs.

D-Meditation-Y (0-2)

[Guru Dallas Page & Brother Sydal]

w/ Sister Hirsch

GDP & Matt Sydal wear down Jake Something and almost have him eliminated until he makes the hot tag out to the DPW Champ. Drew isn’t able to get much offense in on Sydal or Page before he’s forced to tag back out. This is when Matt Sydal hits the Sydal Special on Jake Something and gets the pinfall elimination. Drew is now essentially 1-on-3 vs. the whole of D-Meditation-Y. This must be what Dallas Page had in mind. Sydal and Page are able to beat Big Daddy Drew senseless. GDP gets a little cocky and lets Sydal take over when Big Daddy Drew is able to hit his DADDY-DT on Sydal outside the ring and roll him in for the pinfall. It’s down to one-on-one. Sister Hirsch still proves to be a worthwhile distractor on the outside helping GDP catch the champ in the DIAMOND– sorry, the GURU CUTTER, and it’s lights out for Big Daddy Drew. 1-2-3.

Result: Sydal elimin. Jake Something by pinfall following Sydal Special

Big Daddy Drew elimin. Matt Sydal by pinfall following DADDY-DT

D-Meditation-Y d. Drew & Jake Something by pinfall when Guru Dallas Page pins Big Daddy Drew following GURU CUTTER

Post-Match: Guru Dallas Page shouts for Leyla Hirsch and she wrestles the DPW Title Belt away from the timekeeper and she presents it to Page in the ring. Guru Dallas Page holds the World Heavyweight Title belt above his head before dropping it down right onto the crotch of the defeated champion. Big Daddy Drew walked into a trap this evening but hopefully he’ll have his wits about him when he goes face-to-face with The Guru with his championship on the line in two weeks time, live on pay-per-view, only at BEEFAMANIA!

Join us next week on the SuperStation for our “ROAD TO BEEFAMANIA” Power Hour!

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Boys Champion Ted Dibiase(c) vs. Lio Rush

Bryan Danielson vs. Rohit Raju

#1 Contenders Aussie Open vs. Keith Lee & Mr. Hughes

Warhorse in action!

And MORE!!!

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This is Dynamo Powerhouse Wrestling! This is Power Hour LIVE at 6:05 Saturday on TBS SuperStation! Power Hour, as always, comes to you live from our portable arena the DPW FlexZone where we have a stellar night of action ahead of us as we are on the “Road to BEEFAMANIA” live on pay-per-view in one week. Tons of action and surprises are in store for us this evening so without further ado let’s get down to the ring.



Pre-Match: AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE! The United Empire’s Aussie Open, Mark Davis & Kyle Fletcher, make their way to the ring for our opening match. Aussie Open defeated Philly Marino Experience on Power Hour two weeks ago to become the #1 contenders for the DPW Tag Team Titles but were oddly absent last week, along with the rest of United Empire, as if they were at a mysterious cabin somewhere doing shady dealings. Their opponents tonight on their “Road to BEEFAMANIA” is the team of Limitless Keith Lee & Limited Mr. Hughes, now known apparently as 2 Limited. They lost to The Black Lads by DQ on the GET HARD pre-show but came out on top by reacquainting, shall we say, Jay Lethal and Lethal’s dirty toothbrush.

#1 Contenders for the DPW Tag Team Titles

The United Empire’s

Aussie Open (2-1)

[Mark Davis & Kyle Fletcher]

vs.

2 Limited (0-1)

[Keith Lee & Mr. Hughes]

This proves to be a rather one-sided match as the expert team of Aussie Open railroad Limited Curtis Hughes and do not let Keith Lee to even tag into this match. Keith Lee does his best to break several pinfall attempts, but in the end it’s a running senton that knocks the wind out of poor, out of shape Mr. Hughes and Mark Davis hooks the leg for the 1-2-3.

Result: Aussie Open d. 2 Limited when Mark Davis pins Mr. Hughes following a running senton

Post-Match: Aussie Open show their not a one-trick pony, their brand of tag-team domination is spreading across the world and next week at BEEFAMANIA Aussie Open intends to bring the DPW Tag Team Championships to the collection of The United Empire and leave Nugenix Express in their dust. Keith Lee & Mr. Hughes need to do some more training together before they’ll ever be in contention for the belts.



Backstage Interview: Jim Cornette & Nugenix Express are backstage at the DPW Interview Set. “Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, cats and dogs, and all you Australian savages out there, it's time for the Nugenix Express to take center stage! That's right, we're talking about the toughest, roughest, and most testosterone-driven team in the Dynamo Powerhouse Wrestling, and we're talking about Boner Bob & Cocky Khosrow, your DPW Tag Team Champions!” Sheiky and Backlund flex and admire their muscles as well as their title belts. “Now, I know you Aussies love your rugby, your cricket, and your vegemite sandwiches, but you've never seen anything like the Nugenix Express! These two legends of the squared circle are powered by the one and only Nugenix Total-T, and let me tell you, they've got more T than a teapot factory!” Sheiky reaches into Corny’s jacket pocket, unbeknownst to Corny, pulls out a pill bottle and starts guzzling down a bottle of dick pills. “And as for our opponents, Aussie Open, you may be big, strong, and athletic, but you're not tough enough to handle the power of the Nugenix Express! Backlund and Sheik are the masters of the chicken wing and the camel clutch, and they'll have you tapping out faster than you can say "Crikey!" So, Aussie Open, you better bring your A-game to BEEFAMANIA, because you're going up against the best tag team in the business! The Nugenix Express is unstoppable, unbeatable, and unbreakable, and we'll do whatever it takes to keep these belts around our waists! So get ready, Australia, because the Nugenix Express is coming for you, and we're bringing the pain, the power, and the pure unadulterated testosterone! Get ready for BEEFAMANIA, because it's going to be a wild ride, and the Nugenix Express is the main attraction!”



Promo Video: Effy is in the hospital at the bedside of Allie Katch who, at the very least, must have lost a lot of blood at the hands of MJF last week. Effy speaks to the camera, “Max. I never meant for any of this to happen. Yes, what she told you is true. We did cast a spell on your Diamond Ring, but this,” Effy’s thinks back to the last two weeks, losing the Tag Team Titles, being dismissed my MJF, and MJF’s shocking admission to him last week, “We didn’t– I didn’t mean for any of this to happen. You beat me on Power Hour many months ago now, you knocked out my tooth, you cut one of your famous MJF promos on me using every gay slur you can imagine. You must remember. Then Commissioner Piper teamed us up. We were winning match after match but I could tell that you still weren’t totally comfortable teaming with me, but I wanted MJEffy to work out. I wanted MJEffy to work out so much that I asked Allie for help. I asked her to help me make you–” Effy hesitates, “to make you like me.” Effy looks ashamed. “I didn’t intend to make you fall head over heels in love with me, I just knew that we could be an amazing team, an awesome team, and we could be champions. And I was right. Max, I never meant to hurt you. And I never meant to love you. I lost something, too. I miss you, Max. I’ll see you at BEEFAMANIA and I only hope that after we have a match– I know you said you’ll never forgive me, I get it– I just hope that I’ll be able to forgive myself. I’ll see you next week, Max. I’m sorry.”



Backstage Interview: Warhorse is backstage at the DPW Interview Set. “Macho Man! Your time is up! You’ve had your day in the sun but now it’s Warhorse’s time to run free! I’ll see you at BEEFAMANIA, old man, and after I defeat TJP tonight on Power Hour I–” Warhorse is cut off as Commissioner Roddy Piper approaches him. “Warhorse, I gotta let you know, it’s come to my attention that due to travel issues, TJP will not be appearing tonight.” Warhorse looks relieved, “So I get the night off?” “Not so fast,” another voice interjects, as AJ Styles enters the set. Styles continues, “After I defeated Ricky Starks last week I am now the #2 contender for the DPW Title, right?” Piper responds, “That’s right, Styles, there’s only one top contender with a better win-loss record than you right now–” AJ interrupts, “And that would be you, Warhorse. Since you got the night free now, how bout we see who’s next in line for the belt, why wait until after BEEFAMANIA? Let’s do it now!” Warhorse is thinking, he’s pondering, his head begins to shake, more and more violently it shakes, until he’s in full head bang, “YOU’RE ON!!!” It’s official, Warhorse vs. AJ Styles later this evening, #1 contender for the DPW Title!



Pre-Match: The American Dragon Bryan Danielson makes his way to the ring. YES! YES! YES! Danielson is ready to go, but his ribs are still taped up from the vicious attack launched on him two weeks ago by The United Empire. After pinning Kingpin Cobb Danielson was assaulted by TJP, Rohit Raju, and Aussie Open before the Kingpin delivered the final blow, a TOUR OF THE EMPIRE, leaving Danielson to be carried away on a stretcher. Danielson has challenged Cobb for a rematch next week at BEEFAMANIA but Cobb expects that his Right-Hand Man Rohit Raju will put the nail in Danielson’s coffin a week early. Rohit Raju makes his way out to the ring. He’s by himself, but you must imagine the United Empire can show up from anywhere at any moment. Danielson has been medically cleared, but that doesn’t mean that he’s 100%.

The American Dragon

Bryan Danielson (10-10)

vs.

The United Empire’s

Rohit Raju (4-5)

Danielson and Raju have a stellar match this evening with the action going back and forth quite rapidly. Rohit Raju hits the MUMBAI DRIVE-BY on Danielson but Danielson is able to kick out. Danielson and Raju take turns whipping each other into the turnbuckles before Danielson spills to the outside. Raju follows and begins choking Danielson with a hawaiian lei that Raju wore down to the ring. The ref is telling Raju to stop but Raju pushes him away forcing the ref to make the decision to end this contest.

Result: Danielson d. Rohit Raju by DQ when Rohit choked Danielson on the outside

Post-Match: Danielson’s ribs were already still mending and now he’s been choked senseless at ringside. Raju suffers a DQ loss but clearly his job has been done: compromise The American Dragon before BEEFAMANIA. Kingpin Cobb steps out to the stage to survey the carnage. Raju continues trying to choke Danielson while Cobb looks on, a thin smile forming across the lips of the leader of United Empire. Will Danielson be ready for his showdown with Cobb in only seven days?



Backstage Interview: Danhausen is backstage at the DPW Interview Set. “Ah, Danhausen is here, but where is his jar of teeth? It seems The Kuckdom has already made their mark on poor Danhausen. But no matter, Danhausen will persevere!” Danhausen gestures over emphatically. “Oh, Mike Bennett, what have you become? Danhausen was trying to help you win back your wife, but it seems you cursed yourself a thousand times over. And now you’re just a pawn in Kevin Sullivan’s twisted game. But Danhausen won’t let that stop him, no, he’ll fight until his last breath. And as for The Kuckdom, their actions will not go unpunished. They may think they have the upper hand now, but Danhausen will have his revenge. The cackling of Kevin Sullivan and the kicks of Mike Bennett and Matt Taven won’t stop Danhausen from achieving his goals.” Danhausen poses confidently. “So, BEEFAMANIA, Mike Bennett, you better watch out because Danhausen is coming for you. And when the bell rings, it’ll be just you and Danhausen in that ring. No distractions, no Kuckdom, just two men and a fight to the finish. And Danhausen will emerge victorious, with his jar of teeth held high, as a reminder to all who dare cross him. Now, if you’ll excuse Danhausen, he needs to go find a new jar of teeth. The Kuckdom may have shattered his old one, but they can’t shatter his spirit. Danhausen will always rise again.” Danhausen flaps his cape and steals away.



Locker Room Segment: The Philly Marino Experience, consisting of Philly C and Marino T, are seen walking backstage, discussing their upcoming match at BEEFAMANIA. They suddenly come across The Black Lads, who are still agitated about not being on the upcoming pay-per-view. “Again!? Again?! The Black Lads are left off the show again?!” Jay Lethal is fuming. Philly Collins greets them with a smile, "Well, well, well, if it ain't The Black Lads. You boys seem upset about not being on BEEFAMANIA. Don't worry, maybe you'd like a chance to face us on the BEEFAMANIA pre-show?" Jay Lethal responds, "Oh, we'll get our chance alright, and we'll make sure to make an example out of you two clowns." Marino T interjects, "Hey, we may be clowns, but we're damn good wrestlers. You better watch out." Swerve Strickland chimes in, "We're not scared of you. In fact, we'll take you on right here, right now." Philly looks at Marino, "What do you think, Marino? Should we teach these guys a lesson?" Marino nods, "Let's do it!" The four wrestlers begin to engage in a heated argument, but before they can come to blows, Commissioner Piper walks in and separates them. "Whoa, whoa, whoa, what's going on here?" he asks. Philly steps forward, "We were just about to have a little tag-team match, nothing serious." Commissioner Piper shakes his head, "Not today, boys. Save it for BEEFAMANIA. But I like your spirit, Philly Marino Experience. You boys have got guts. I'll make sure to keep an eye on you in the future." The Black Lads storm off, grumbling about missed opportunities and pre-shows, while PME fist bumps, excited for their upcoming match at BEEFAMANIA.



Video Package: TJP decides to mess with All Ego Ethan Page during another toy hunt vlog. As Ethan is browsing the shelves of a toy store, TJP sneaks up behind him and whispers in his ear, "Hey there, champ. Miss me?" Ethan turns around with a look of annoyance on his face. "What do you want, TJP?" "Oh, nothing much," TJP replies with a smirk. "Just thought I'd come along on your little toy hunt and see what kind of trouble we can get into." Ethan rolls his eyes but reluctantly agrees to let TJP tag along. As they browse the shelves, TJP keeps making snarky comments about Ethan's taste in toys and how much he's overpaying for certain items. Finally, Ethan has had enough. "Why are you even here, TJP? You don't even collect toys." TJP shrugs. "I just like to mess with you, Julian. It's fun. Plus, I have a little surprise for you." He reaches into his bag and pulls out a copy of WWF No Mercy. Ethan's eyes light up until TJP reveals that he's switched the label again, this time with Barbie's Horse Adventures. Ethan looks like he's about to explode with rage, but TJP just laughs and says, "Relax, man. I'm just having a little fun. You can switch the labels back when we're done here." As they continue their toy hunt, TJP keeps making jokes at Ethan's expense, but Ethan just grits his teeth and tries to ignore him. Finally, they're ready to check out and TJP announces that he's going to pay for everything. Ethan Page, Brody King, and Space Monkey let TJP pay for all of their purchases and do the wrap-up for the video. It isn’t until they’re pulling away from the toy store that Ethan Page realizes he has a missed call from his bank informing him that there was unusual activity on his card as a very, very, very large amount was just charged at this toy store. How did the bastard do it?! Ethan Page is ready to face TJP at BEEFAMANIA, if for no other reason than to get his debit card back!



Pre-Match: Phenomenal AJ Styles makes his entrance. Styles wrestled Warhorse previously when Warhorse was trying to prove to his mentor Davey Richards that he had what it takes to be a superstar. Richards involved himself in the finish but Warhorse was subsequently victorious over Styles in their rematch on Power Hour. Styles finally ended his tiff with Absolute Ricky Starks by defeating him last week and is wasting no time trying to secure his main event spot. Warhorse makes his way to the stage, official Slim Jim banners unroll from the ceiling and red and yellow confetti erupts from the turnbuckles as fans toss Slim Jims into the ring. This official sponsorship has ruffled the feathers of former-spokesperson Macho Man Randy Savage who has challenged Warhorse to a match next week at BEEFAMANIA. Warhorse has the best singles win-loss record in DPW but is he ready to face the champ?

#1 CONTENDER FOR DPW TITLE

AJ Styles (10-4)

vs.

Warhorse (11-4)

AJ Styles and Warhorse have another epic encounter, this time with much higher stakes. The action goes back and forth but AJ Styles is able to get his Calf Killer on Warhorse several times, no doubt reigniting his old injuries. When Warhorse is able to get his SCORPION DEATHLOCK on Styles is when Macho Man Randy Savage suddenly shows up and storms the ring attacking Warhorse. The ref is shouting for the former champion to stop before he just calls for the bell.

Result: Warhorse d. AJ Styles by DQ when Macho Man attacks Warhorse in the ring

Post-Match: Warhorse is technically the winner, thus technically the #1 contender for the DPW Title, but even Warhorse will admit that it wasn’t a fair outcome. DPW officials waste no time pulling Macho off of Warhorse and separating the two men. Styles is furious that Macho has upset his plan to become #1 contender. But at least for now, Styles is #2. “I don’t want to be #2! That’s sh*t!” Styles may have an argument, but Warhorse still has a daunting task ahead of him in one week at BEEFAMANIA, his path to the DPW Title goes through former champion and former Slim Jim spokesman, Randy Savage, and Macho Man isn’t going down without a fight.



Video Promo: MJF is sitting alone in his home. He addresses the camera, “Don’t mistake my mercy for weakness. I could have ended things between us last week. Ended it with that letter opener, but that’s the fool’s way, Effy. MJF is no fool. Let’s make one thing clear, Effy. I fulfill my promises. I told you time and time again, that if anybody ever took you away from me, that I would end them. I just didn’t expect that person to be you. I fulfill my promises, Effy. Look closer at that contract you signed last week; it’s going to be you and me in a hardcore, no holds barred, death match. I’m going to end you, Effy. You took away the only person I will ever love, and you will pay dearly. Say goodbye to Allie Katch, Effy, ‘cause I’m not going to send you to the hospital, I’m sending you to the morgue. See you next week you piece of sh*t.”



Locker Room Segment: After the tag team match on Power Hour last week, Guru Dallas Page approaches Big Daddy Drew backstage. "Big Daddy Drew, that was a truly enlightening match we had out there," Dallas Page says. "Save the spiritual nonsense, DDP. What do you want?" Drew responds. "I want to propose something truly special for our next encounter," Dallas Page says. "I want to challenge you to a match at BEEFAMANIA, but not just any match. A match that will test your physical and mental strength, a match that will push you to your limits. I want to challenge you to a steel cage match." Drew raises an eyebrow, considering the proposal. "You think you can handle being locked in a cage with Big Daddy Drew? Fine, you got it. I'll see you at BEEFAMANIA, Page." Guru Dallas Page smiles, "Excellent. The cosmos will be watching, and they will be pleased." D-Meditation-Y must be up to something.



Video Package: TJP drew the short straw and had to stay at the United Empire’s cabin this week to take care of “the dog,” a.k.a. Will Ospreay, who Jeff Cobb kidnapped and imprisoned over a month ago and has been keeping him locked in a kennel at a mysterious cabin in a rustic location. TJP is frustrated being the low man on the totem pole, maybe he can prove to Kingpin Cobb that he is a more valuable member of United Empire than Cobb realizes. TJP still has time to make it to another toy store before All Ego Ethan Page and his Toy Hunt Vlog shows up, but only if he leaves his duties at the cabin for the afternoon. TJP dumps some dog food into a metal dish and slides it into the cage. “Here you go, dog. Eat this, I’ll be back later.” TJP grabs his keys and leaves for the toy store, his car kicking up dust on the dirt road outside the cabin. As the dust begins to clear, another figure emerges. A figure on a… Mo-Ped? It’s Kenny 2.0mega putt-putt-putting up the dirt road to the cabin. He gets off of his “motorcycle,” and approaches the door of the cabin clad in black leather pants, a leather jacket, and black shades, and punches through the deadbolt lock with his fist. Did he really just do that? “What is it? Who’s there?” Ospreay can hear the intruder but cannot see what is going on from inside his cage. Omega approaches the man-sized kennel, and rips the door of the cage right off its hinges. Omega reaches his hand out to Ospreay, “Come with me if you want to live.”



Pre-Match: “I Came to Collect” brings Lio Rush out to the ring. Lio Rush has been building his case for a rematch for the DPW Boys Title by beating Brian Pillman Jr. two weeks ago on Power Hour. Ted Dibiase still refused to answer Rush’s challenges. Lio took matters into his own hands by responding to Dibiase’s call for potential new chauffeurs and “convincing” Dibiase to grant him a rematch. Unfortunately Lio Rush could only get his former employer to agree to a match for the Million Bitcoin Belt, though that’s a start. “HAHAHAHA!” Million Bitcoin Man Ted Dibiase, the reigning Boys Champion and holder of the Million Bitcoin Belt, makes his entrance next. Dibiase is confident that he’ll be going to bed with both his titles this evening.

MILLION BITCOIN BELT

Million Bitcoin Champion

Million Bitcoin Man Ted Dibiase (6-3)

vs.

Lio Rush (4-3)

Lio Rush is not able to exact as much offense as during their last encounter and Dibiase puts forth an expert defense of his Million Bitcoin Belt. Rush has a few flurries and is able to escape Dibiase’s finisher once but the second time Dibiase cinches in his MILLION BITCOIN DREAM Lio Rush begins to tap immediately. Ding ding ding.

Result: Ted Dibiase d. Lio Rush by submission with MILLION BITCOIN DREAM to retain his Million Bitcoin Belt

Post-Match: Dibiase drops Lio Rush in a heap as the referee brings him both of his championship title belts. “HAHAHAHAH!” Dibiase is gloating, “That was easy! That was so easy! You’re an even bigger loser than I remember! Lio the Loser! HAHAHAHA!” Lio Rush is getting to his feet and gets face-to-face with the champ. Rush is wincing in pain, he’s holding his next, he looks like he’s been through Hell. Dibiase is looking down upon his former chauffeur with disdain and disgust. Rush is saying, “Bring it on! You haven’t beaten me yet! Bring it on!” Dibiase would feel pity on Lio Rush (if he had a heart), and Dibiase takes a mic, “You want another shot at the Boys Title at BEEFAMANIA, boy?” Lio Rush looks in rough shape. Dibiase continues, “That was so easy, I could beat you every week, Lio the Loser. You want a shot at the belt? You got it. I’ll see you next week, if you can make it.” Lio Rush springs to attention with a smirk on his face, he’s no longer selling his head or his neck. He does a back springboard over the top rope and lands on his feet at ringside. “Thanks, boss. I’ll see you next week and I’ll finally be taking that Boys Title belt with me. See ya!” Dibiase has been duped! Lio Rush isn’t banged up at all, was this all a ploy? Well, it worked. Lio Rush gets his rematch with Million Bitcoin Man Ted Dibiase for the coveted DPW Boys Title on the grandest stage of them all, BEEFAMANIA, only on pay-per-view!

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Dynamo Powerhouse Wrestling presents:

BEEFAMANIA

STEEL CAGE MATCH

DPW TITLE

Big Daddy Drew(c) vs. Guru Dallas Page

BOYS TITLE

Ted Dibiase(c) vs. Lio Rush

TAG TEAM TITLES

Nugenix Express(c) vs. Aussie Open

NO HOLDS BARRED DEATH MATCH

MJF vs. Effy

Warhorse vs. Macho Man

Bryan Danielson vs. Kingpin Jeff Cobb

Danhausen vs. Michael Bennett

All Ego Ethan Page vs. TJP

PRE-SHOW MATCH:

The Black Lads vs. Philly Marino Experience

And MORE!!!

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