Dynamo Powerhouse Wrestling

[Joel Pole]

DPW #46 - “Road to HELL OR HIGH WATER” Power Hour on MTV

(Year 1 - Month 8 - Week 3)



Welcome to Dynamo Powerhouse Wrestling Power Hour on MTV! Welcome to our portable arena, the DPW Flex Zone! We are one week away from HELL OR HIGH WATER on Pay-Per-View and things are heating up and boiling over left and right here in DPW! Our MTV Musical Guest this evening is the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Flea’s bouncing bass line on their rendition of the Power Hour theme song is still bopping in our heads as Jim Cornette walks out to the stage with a mic in his hand, what does the leader of the Cult of Cornette have to say?



In-Ring Segment: Corny says, “MJEffy, this goes out to you. You got quite the task ahead of you next week at HELL OR HIGH WATER. You’ll be defending those DPW Tag Team Titles against Boner Bob Backlund and Cocky Khosrow, my Nugenix Express, now in name only since you pulled that dirty trick, raising your prices of dick pills! Well, I got a present for you, Max. You were scheduled to wrestle some jobbers, the Philly Marino Experience, here on Power Hour, but they had some travel issues, but don’t worry, Max, I’ve arranged for some friends of mine to fill in.” Corny winks at the camera and returns to the locker room.



Pre-Match: Davey Richards has been terrorizing the ranks here in DPW lately after decimating Warhorse with a Kendo Stick during their match on PPV at UNDISPUTED. Warhorse was forced to sit at home last week and witness his former mentor and trainer destroy Warhorse’s buddy Dan the Dad. The American Wolf Davey Richards makes his entrance, coming to the ring, wiping his feet, and stepping through the ropes. Like a surgeon, he is ready to operate. Space Monkey makes his way to the ring next. We haven’t seem Space Monkey since he was defeated by Eddie Kingston last month following their feud. Is Space Monkey ready to face The American Wolf? Ding ding ding.

Davey Richards (1-2)

vs.

Space Monkey (0-4)

Space Monkey does his best to hang in there, but Davey Richards continually attacks Space Monkey’s ankle and in the end, Richards wrenches Space Monkey’s ankle so severely that Space Monkey is shouting, “Stop it! Stop it! Please! For the love of god!” And the referee calls for the bell.

Result: Davey Richards d. Space Monkey by submission with ANKLE LOCK

Post-Match: Ding ding ding ding. Davey Richards refuses to release the dreaded ANKLE LOCK, Space Monkey is squirming and grasping at the ropes, the ref, anything he can. Suddenly there’s a huge pop from the crowd as Warhorse comes hobbling as fast as he can down the aisle with a crutch under one arm and a Kendo Stick in his other hand. He rolls under the ropes behind Richards and starts going ham on his former friend with the Kendo Stick, which is the same splintered Kendo Stick that Richards used to hospitalize Warhorse to begin with. Richards goes down quickly but rolls out of the ring to safety. Richards staggers as he tries to figure out where he is and Warhorse throws the broken Kendo Stick at him while swinging wildly with the crutch and officials are checking on Space Monkey’s ankle. Warhorse grabs a mic, “I’m ready for you come HELL OR HIGH WATER, Richards, you piece of crap! I’m gonna kick your ass for what you did to me and what you did to Tootie Lynn with that Kendo Stick. Speaking of, Davey, how about we raise the stakes, since you’ll just get yourself DQ’d again like a coward? How’s about NO DQ KENDO STICK MATCH on Pay-Per-View. What do you say?” Richards, who by this point has made it up to the stage, begins laughing and gives Warhorse the thumbs-up. Is this what Richards wanted all along? Is Warhorse going to be back to 100% next week?



Backstage Segment: The Black Lads are in the locker room, well, most of them. Jay Lethal is talking to Swerve and Scorpio complaining about Keith Lee. Lethal compliments Scorpio for being able to succeed where Swerve and Mr. Hughes failed, but Jay Lethal is going to put the final nail in the coffin of Keith Lee at HELL OR HIGH WATER. By the way, where is Mr. Hughes? Lethal says he hasn’t seen “that big oaf” all night and the toilets could use a good scrubbing.



Backstage Interview: The Boys Champion Million Bitcoin Man Ted Dibiase is at the Interview Set with his chauffeur, Lionel. “Please, Mr. Dibiase, sir, I know I deserve a shot–” Dibiase cuts him off, “Lionel, that’s enough. Here comes that Brat Riddle.” Matt Riddle steps into the Interview Set, “Bro, I’ve talked to Commissioner Piper and it’s official, I get my rematch with you next week. Lionel–” Dibiase’s chauffeur perks up, “Bro, I’ll be happy to give you first shot at the Boys Title after I beat this loser at HELL OR HIGH WATER.” Lionel Rush is appreciative, “You really mean it?” Dibiase again cuts him off, “Lionel, don’t believe what Brat Riddle says to you. He’s a loser, and he’s poor! He probably doesn’t own any NFTs. Let’s go, Lionel.” What does the future hold for the DPW Boys Championship?



Pre-Match: Dalton Castle returned to DPW in Matt Riddle’s corner when he lost his Boys Title to Ted Dibiase and returned to action the following week in a losing tag team effort against Dibiase and his chauffeur Lionel. He makes his entrance next wearing his Million Bitcoin Belt, he meant to pawn it, but he became enamored by its glittery diamonds, more mesmerizing than peacock feathers! Where has Mr. Hughes been? Getting ready for this match, apparently, as he makes his entrance next. Can he show to The Black Lads that he’s not just a big, fat, old loser?

Million Bitcoin Champion

Dalton Castle (3-2)

vs.

Mr. Hughes (0-2)

No, he can’t.

Result: Dalton Castle d. Mr. Hughes by pinfall with a crossbody off the top

Post-Match: Dalton Castle is in the middle of the ring and the referee is raising his hand in victory. Dalton Castle turns around to find himself face-to-face with someone, Lionel Rush, Dibiase’s chauffeur. Lionel is holding his boss’s custom belt, The Million Bitcoin Belt, and he hands it over to its rightful owner, Dalton Castle, who won the belt from Dibiase over two months ago. Lionel says to Castle, “How about it, Castle? You and me for the Bitcoin Belt?” Dalton Castle looks at the eager young opponent and replies, “You’re on!” It’s official, Lionel Rush will get his shot at gold after all next week on pay-per-view! Here comes Boys Champion Dibiase out to the stage saying, “What are you doing Lionel, you idiot!? You need to be helping me prepare for my Boys Title defense against Brat Riddle! What were you thinking?!” Lionel Rush will prove to his boss that he’s more than just a chauffeur, much more.



Video Package: A black room. A figure walks into the spotlight, it’s Malakai Black, “The path to redemption starts with a step towards the light. What if you continue to step into the dark?” Another figure steps into the spotlight, it’s Brian Pillman Jr, “What if the dark swallows the light?” A third figure steps into the spotlight, it’s Ricky Starks, “Damn, guys, I think I’m allergic to this face paint or something, I think my skin is breaking out, and The Stroke Daddy can’t have that!” Malakai commands, “Ricky, silence!” Ricky Starks takes his silly, spooky head dress off. “Listen here, “Malakai,” you can shut your own damn mouth or I’ll shut it for you!” Brian Pillman Jr. steps between them, “Don’t do this, brother. Malakai has done truly miraculous things… my father’s grave…” Ricky Starks tears into BPJ, “Shut your mouth, Brian, you’re not a Creature of the Dark, we play Pokemon together. Your father’s grave? Your father wasn’t buried, he was cremated, you silly bitch! And you–” Starks steps up to Malakai Black. “Malakai? Get over it, Tommy. Tommy End, right? That’s what I’m going to call you. You’re just a silly goof, Tommy, and I’ll see you in the ring next week at HELL OR HIGH WATER and you can get this silly sh*t out of your system, okay? And if this face paint leaves a rash you know you’re gonna be covering my medical bills. Stroke Daddy out.” He poses. “Now where’s the door to this ‘spooky’ room? Where’s the light switch? Nevermind, found the door. Later, bitches.” Creak, slam.



MTV Musical Segment: Red Hot Chili Peppers perform their song “Suck My Kiss” from their 1991 album “Blood Sugar Sex Magic.”



Backstage Segment: The camera peeks around the corner in a secluded stairwell and Danhausen is instructing Mike Bennett, “No, no, no, it’s like this!” And Danhausen contorts his arms, pointing his fingers at a chalk outline of a person on the wall. “And then what?” Bennett inquires. “Then what? Then the Cursing happens!” Bennett is confused, “What does that mean?” Danhausen sighs in exhaustion, “Alright, alright, let’s start from the top.” Bennett doesn’t know how this is going to get his wife back after she left him for The Prince of Darkness Kevin Sullivan, but he’s willing to try anything.



Pre-Match: Will Ospreay wants to use his United Empire to squash Eddie Kingston like a bug. Kingston defeated Jeff Cobb and TJP but was thrown a curve last week when he was tapped out by Rohit Raju, the newest member of The United Empire, The Desi Hitman. Ospreay accepted Kingston’s challenge for HELL OR HIGH WATER but warned him that he’d have his dance card full this evening with a handicap match against the expert tag team of the Empire, Aussie Open. Kingston makes his way to the ring, clearly still feeling the effects of the endless crossface he endured just a week ago. Next, Aussie Open make their way to the ring, accompanied by the rest of their gang, all exceptional athletes in their own right.

HANDICAP MATCH

Eddie Kingston (8-5)

vs.

Aussie Open (0-1)

[Mark Davis & Kyle Fletcher]

w/ The United Empire

Eddie Kingston, still suffering from his injuries inflicted on him last week could not do the unlikely, do the super human, and defeat two men this evening. Davis and Fletcher tagged in and out performing expert tag team offenses but Kingston had no relief he could seek. If he left the ring he’d be face-to-face with a gang of dangerous foes. Davis tags Fletcher and they perform a corner lariat followed by a ripsnorter and Kingston couldn’t muster a kick-out before the count of 3.

Result: Aussie Open d. Eddie Kingston when Fletcher pins Kingston following corner lariat and ripsnortner

Post-Match: Mark Davis and Kyle Fletcher tenderized the meat and Ospreay will finish the job next week. Ospreay and his thugs stand in the ring and raise their hands in victory. Is this the sight that Kingston can expect to see faces Will Ospreay on the grandest stage?





Backstage Segment: It’s been rough going for D-Meditation-Y. Bryan Danielson, unhappy with the direction of the group since the addition of Dallas Page, stormed out two weeks ago after being confronted for his “selfish” behavior. Danielson is in the locker room with Matt Sydal and Leyla Hirsch. “So you agree with me, right guys? DDP has got to go,” Danielson says to his stablemates. “Of course, Bryan, you’re our leader, nobody could replace you. Here’s your tea–” Sydal hands Danielson a cup of relaxation tea and Bryan begins to sip it. “Thanks, Matt.” The door opens and DDP himself walks in. “Speak of the devil, hello Dallas,” Bryan mumbles as he sips his tea. “Bryan, Bryan, Bryan, there you are. I guess you saw me and Sydal lost our match last week, but there’s always next time, right? Same for me and you–” Danielson has worked up the courage to stand up to Dallas Page once and for all. “Dallas, that’s enough. I can’t take it, I know we agreed to be partners in this group, but it’s not working out. I’m challenging you to a match next week at HELL OR HIGH WATER, the winner gets control of D-Meditation-Y. Winner take all. Is it a deal?” Dallas Page has a sinister glint in his eye. “Bryan, Bryan, Bryan. Oh, we’ll be having a match with each other next week alright. But you– you’re gonna be, let’s say, going through some things between now and then.” Bryan is about to ask Page what he means by that statement when suddenly he’s feeling very woozy. “Yeah, Bryan, you’re gonna be out for a while. You see, I told Leyla to put a TRIPLE dose of sedative in the tea and for Sydal to give it to you just before I walked in.” Danielson has been betrayed, he’s beginning to lose feeling in his fingers, his arms are growing weak, he’s clutching at the locker, at his supposed team mates, his vision is narrowing to a pin-point of light. “Nighty-night, Bryan.”



Video Package: Macho Man has been living the high life as Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion. He’s been riding around the country on a motorcycle, forcing “Miss Elizabeth” to wear skimpy leather outfits, dragging Lanny into biker bars, and then beating every man up in the place for “lusting” after his “Liz.” A once righteous champion, Randy Savage is sullying his own reputation as well as that of the company he represents. Big Daddy Drew, on the other hand, has been training diligently for his upcoming championship bout. His buddy Jake Something has been working with Drew to get him in tip-top shape for the big title match next week. Cardio, strength training, Big Daddy Drew is pulling no stops when it comes to preparation. This is his big shot to make history and enshrine his name in the record books as Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion. This match has been a long time in the making and it’s finally right around the corner. Don’t miss the epic showdown next week at HELL OR HIGH WATER, only on pay-per-view!



Pre-Match: MJEffy makes their way to the ring for our main event. MJF and Effy wear their DPW Tag Team Titles around their waists and they look good doing it. MJF is giving Effy a shoulder rub in the corner as they await the revealing of their opponents for the night. Jim Cornette comes out to the stage with a mic. “Max, are you ready? You and your little boyfriend there need to REACH FOR THE SKY!” HOLY SH*T Mark and Jay Briscoe join Jim Cornette on the entrance stage and shake hands and hug. Corny is beaming, MJF is apoplectic, and the Briscoes are ready for a fight! The Champs certainly have their hands full all of a sudden! Ding ding ding.

DPW Tag Team Champions

MJEffy (4-3)

[MJF & Effy]

vs.

The Briscoes

[Jay Briscoe & Mark Briscoe]

MJF and Effy make a valiant effort, tagging in and out strategically when they can, but ultimately the tag team expertise of the Briscoes is unmatched. They take both of MJEffy out with a DOUBLE FOOTBALL TACKLE and Jay Briscoe gets the pin over MJF to insult the champs on their way to pay-per-view.

Result: The Briscoes d. MJEffy by pinfall following DOUBLE FOOTBALL TACKLE

Post-Match: MJF is checking on Effy, making sure that he’s still in one piece. Their world was just rocked by two legends and they face two more legends in one week, this time with their belts on the line. Will MJF regret screwing Cornette over a few bottles of dick pills? Cornette is ready to add more gold to The Cult of Cornette, will it happen for Nugenix Express next week? Tune in to find out!



MTV Musical Segment: Red Hot Chili Peppers perform their song “Tippa My Tongue” from their 2022 album “Return of the Dream Canteen.” MJF and Effy join the band at the end of the show, MJF though keeping any of the band or dancers from getting too “friendly” with his partner. Will MJEffy be able to focus and keep hold of their tag team gold?

Join us next week on Pay-Per-View for:

DPW

HELL OR HIGH WATER

UNDISPUTED WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Macho Man(c) vs. Big Daddy Drew

DPW BOYS TITLE

Ted Dibiase(c) vs. Matt Riddle

DPW TAG TEAM TITLES

MJEffy(c) vs. Nugenix Express

MILLION BITCOIN BELT

Dalton Castle(c) vs. Lionel Rush

KENDO STICK MATCH

Davey Richards vs. Warhorse

DDP vs. Bryan Danielson

Eddie Kingston vs. Will Ospreay

Ricky Starks vs. Malakai Black

Keith Lee vs. Jay Lethal

And MORE!!!

DPW #45 - Power Hour
DPW #46 - “Road to HELL OR HIGH WATER” Power Hour
DPW #47 - HELL OR HIGH WATER on PPV
DPW #48 - Power Hour
DPW #49 - Power Hour

[Valenswift]

Well a good try by Eddie but Aussie Open would be too much for anyone!! Looking forward to that PPV, that's a solid card.

[Joel Pole]

#47a - “Countdown to HELL OR HIGH WATER” on YouTube

UNDISPUTED WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Macho Man(c) vs. Big Daddy Drew

Macho Man Randy Savage won the WPW World Title from Kenny Omega five months ago at WPW BOYS ‘R’ US and since then his championship reign has been unstoppable. He successfully defended the belt against A.J. Styles at WPW IN HeAT but was betrayed by his partner Jay Lethal, the other half of The Lethal Savages, and Macho Man prevailed over him at WPW’s THE BEEFENING. Since then, Macho Man remained the biggest fan favorite in the world of pro wrestling. That was until success got to his head and he defeated King Claudio Castagnoli last month at UNDISPUTED to become the Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion and Macho turned his back on his friends and his fans. One man who hasn’t lost the love of the fans is Big Daddy Drew. Drew McIntyre had a steady rise in WPW, gaining the moniker Big Daddy Drew and pleasing fans around the world. Big Daddy Drew’s win-loss record qualified him to battle for #1 contendership of the World Title against D-Meditation-X’s Bryan Danielson at WPW CLASH AT CASTLE CORNETTE. Big Daddy Drew was the victor and has been patiently awaiting his turn at the plate and now that the WPW World Title and Dynamo Pro Heavyweight Title have been unified, only one man can rule over Dynamo Powerhouse Wrestling. Does Big Daddy Drew have what it takes to usurp the king and teach Macho Man a lesson in humility? Macho has shown to be cunning but also violent and abusive to both his opponents as well as his beloved “Miss Elizabeth,” Lanny Poffo may not appreciate another slap to the face and will likely stoop to the lowest levels to continue Macho’s title reign of terror.

DPW BOYS TITLE

Ted Dibiase(c) vs. Matt Riddle

Bro! Matt Riddle defeated the inaugural Boys Champion Danhausen and, after getting harassed by Rohit Raju for weeks, defeated Raju on WPW’s final pay-per-view. It wasn’t long until The Million Bitcoin Man Ted Dibiase began pestering Riddle backstage. Dibiase’s reliance on cryptocurrency after making several poor financial decisions over the years proves to be yet another stellar financial decision. He barely has enough capital most of the time to even pay his chauffeur, but this didn’t stop him from successfully winning the Boys Title from Matt Riddle fair and square 4 weeks ago at DPW UNDISPUTED. Riddle has requested a rematch for the belt and he’ll get it, but there’s another person who has thrown his hat into the ring, Dibiase’s own chauffeur and right-hand man Lionel Rush. Dibiase has discouraged any talk of Lionel challenging for his belt, but Lionel will be in his boss’s corner. Can Dibiase trust his charge to act in the Boys Champ’s best interest?

DPW TAG TEAM TITLES

MJEffy(c) vs. Nugenix Express

It was unlikeliest of pairings when Commissioner Piper forced MJF to team with Effy after a homophobic attack, but MJEffy has endured. MJF was skeptical at first, but once he realized that teaming with Effy was helping him rack up the wins, he stuck to it. One might assume he’s quite warmed up to the idea as of late, being surprisingly intimate with his partner, even on live national television. MJF loves Effy and their partnership led to Tag Team Gold one month ago when they defeated Bear Country at UNDISPUTED. That same night, Jim Cornette’s Nugenix Express stated their intentions to challenge for the belts. Cornette had ensnared “The 10 Inch Terror” The Iron Sheik as his latest client using Nugenix Total-T (the testosterone supplement with the Man-Boosting Testofen), a.k.a. Dick pills. After a toilet fell from the ceiling bonking Bob Backlund on the head, Cornette convinced him his name was Hotchkiss Featherbottom and Backlund and The Iron Sheik, Khosrow Vaziri, became best friends, often squabbling about who gets more dick pills much to the frustration of their manager Cornette. Problems arose when it was revealed that MJEffy had been supplying Corny with the dick pills his boys needed and now the price has skyrocketed! MJF has been acting very protective of his partner, what lengths will he go to to remain a Championship couple? Will Corny’s boys be able to squeeze one out?

MILLION BITCOIN BELT

Dalton Castle(c) vs. Lionel Rush

Dalton Castle showed up The Million Bitcoin Man two months ago, taking with him the Million Bitcoin Belt, and right there at ringside was Lionel Rush, Dibiase’s chauffeur. Castle claimed he was going to pawn Dibiase’s belt, but changed his mind when he saw how glittery and attractive it was up close. Castle was lying low recently until his friend Matt Riddle lost the Boys Title to Dibiase at UNDISPUTED. Lionel Rush showed great promise in his tag team match on Power Hour and since Dibiase keeps refusing to even entertain the idea of giving his subordinate a shot at his Boys Title, Lionel Rush decided to reach for the brass ring himself and challenged Dalton Castle for his own boss’s personal championship belt. Will Dibiase support Lionel in this endeavor? How will Dibiase feel if his underling can do what he could not?

KENDO STICK MATCH

Davey Richards vs. Warhorse

It was originally AJ Styles’ “Ambition Challenge” that brought Davey Richards to World Powerhouse Wrestling. Richards proved unsuccessful against Styles at THE BEEFENING, but that inspired Richards’ trainee Warhorse to reach for the stars. Warhorse challenged Styles at CLASH AT CASTLE CORNETTE and before Warhorse was certainly about to lose to Styles, Richards earned Warhorse a tainted victory. Warhorse was not happy and Davey Richards didn’t like his assistance going unappreciated. Warhorse and Richards squared off at UNDISPUTED but Richards allowed himself to be disqualified by take a kendo stick from Tootie Lynn and beating her and Warhorse with it. Since then, Davey Richards has led a relentless assault on the DPW wrestlers until finally Warhorse had enough. Last week on Power Hour, Warhorse stopped an unwarranted attack on Space Monkey by hitting Richards with a kendo stick, the same one used to attack Warhorse one month ago. The American Wolf has agreed to a no-DQ Kendo Stick match for HELL OR HIGH WATER and it’s time to finish this beef once and for all.

DDP vs. Bryan Danielson

Bryan Danielson started D-Meditation-X and along with Matt Sydal, Leyla Hirsch, and Jake Something the group bulldozed over all their competition in World Powerhouse Wrestling. Diamond Dallas Page began sniffing around trying to franchise out DDPY (cuz it’s more than just yoga) and wormed his way into the group, taking the place of enforcer Jake Something, but claiming a full partnership, renaming the group D-Meditation-Y (cuz it’s more than just a faction). DDP has been getting on Danielson’s nerves and Danielson was ready to call out DDP last month before Page talked Danielson to team with him again. Since then, Danielson didn’t too much to ingratiate himself with his teammates when he drugged them and stuck them in a locker. Danielson was once again ready to confront DDP about leadership of the group, but it seems DDP was one step ahead. Danielson had already been administered a triple dose of sedative drugs and DDP’s insurrection was complete. Last we saw, Danielson was at the mercy of his now-former teammates; what state will he be in come HELL OR HIGH WATER? What does DDP, Sydal, and Hirsch have to say for themselves?

Eddie Kingston vs. Will Ospreay

Eddie Kingston suffered from a bout of Space Monkeypox, but Ricky Starks made sure that his friend Eddie didn’t get stuck in the animal kingdom. Kingston had a verbal altercation with Will Ospreay, leader of The United Empire regarding being cut for TV time on Power Hour. The following week, Kingston and Jeff Cobb opened up DPW UNDISPUTED with a real slobberknocker, some people’s match of the night, but Kingston was the victor. The following week, Kingston defeated TJP, but this winning streak wouldn’t last forever when Kingston lost to Rohit Raju two weeks ago on Power Hour. This is when Ospreay announced to the world that The Desi Hitman, The Mocha-Skinned Manimal, is the newest member of his United Empire and told Kingston he’d see him on pay-per-view, but not before siccing his expert tag team Aussie Open on the Man from Yonkers last week on Power Hour. Has Kingston bitten off more than he can chew with The Commonwealth Kingpin and The United Empire? It’s time for Ospreay to come down off of his throne and face Kingston man-to-man.

Ricky Starks vs. Malakai Black

Malakai Black allegedly brought Brian Pillman back to life. Yup. That’s a thing. Brian Pillman Jr. first went face-to-face with his pops at THE BEEFENING, when after the match, Pillman transformed into Malakai Black and knocked out BPJ with his BLACK MASS heel kick. At CLASH AT CASTLE CORNETTE, BPJ challenged Malakai to a match and afterwards was dragged down to Hell with The House of Black. Since then, The House of Black have been mostly making spooky videos that air on Power Hour and overall don’t really make a lot of sense. The House of Black tried to ensnare another young hopeful talent, this time it was The Stroke Daddy Absolute Ricky Starks. This hasn’t been going well as Ricky Starks doesn’t like being forced to make all these ridiculous spooky videos and talk in nonsense. Ricky Starks called out Brian Pillman Jr, telling him that his father “was creamated, you silly bitch,” and then called out Malakai, telling him that his real name is Tommy End and he’ll see him at HELL OR HIGH WATER. Will The House of Black stand after The Stroke Daddy does his thing?

Keith Lee vs. Jay Lethal

Keith Lee has had trouble finding many wins after joining Dynamo Pro wrestling, struggling in a feud against DDP and D-Meditation-Y last month and this month having more success against The Black Lads. Scorpio Sky defeated Keith Lee several weeks ago before Lee put down Mr. Hughes which seemed to put Hughes “in the dog house” with leader Jay Lethal. In the next contest, Keith Lee defeated Swerve Strickland as well, possibly putting him on Lethal’s “naughty” list, but Lethal is determined to rid DPW of The Limitless One come HELL OR HIGH WATER.

And MORE!!!

[Joel Pole]

DPW #47b - “Message to Valenswift” on Cameo



Boys Champion Ted Dibiase is in the office of his townhouse standing in front of his trophy and belt collection. Next to him stands his chauffeur Lionel, holding Dibiase’s DPW Boys Title belt over his shoulder. The Million Bitcoin Man addresses the camera, “This Cameo message goes out to long-time viewer Valenswift. You’ve been following Dynamo Powerhouse Wrestling very closely, have you? Enjoying the ‘Dibiase angle?’ Here’s an angle for you, mark: The Million Bitcoin Man is the Boys Champion and Brat Riddle isn’t going to take this belt from me at HELL OR HIGH WATER.” Lionel Rush stares longingly at his master’s championship belt, itching for the day that he can step into the ring with his employer and prove that he’s a worthy competitor in– “Lionel! Hand me my belt!” Lionel hesitates before slowly handing the belt to Dibiase, “Give me that!” Dibiase grabs the belt out of his chauffeur’s hands and brandishes it before the camera. “I’m the Boys Champion, Valenswift, and I’m going to take out Brat Riddle later tonight on pay-per-view, so you might as well save that money you were going to spend to order the show and invest it in one of my NFTs. Lionel, go get my iPad! Valenswift, have you ever looked into the wonderful world of cryptocurrency?” The camera pulls back and fades out as Dibiase begins his sales pitch.

[Joel Pole]

DPW #47 - HELL OR HIGH WATER on Pay-Per-View

(Year 1 - Month 8 - Week 4)



Welcome to Dynamo Powerhouse Wrestling! Welcome to HELL OR HIGH WATER on Pay-Per-View! We are coming to you live from the DPW Flex Zone, our portable arena, and we have a jam-packed evening of action for you tonight where EVERY championship in DPW will be on the line! Our MTV musical guest this evening is The Rolling Stones! Without further ado, let’s get things started!



MTV Musical Segment: The Rolling Stones perform “Sympathy For the Devil” from the 1968 album “Beggars Banquet.”



Promo Package: “Countdown” video package for Keith Lee vs. The Black Lads showing their tumultuous relationship over recent weeks after Lee refused membership into the faction.



Pre-Match: Jay Lethal, Swerve Strickland, and Scorpio Sky come out to the stage. Jay Lethal leads his men to the ring, but where is Mr. Hughes? “Limitless” Keith Lee makes his way out to the stage next, and who is that behind him? It’s Mr. Hughes! It looks like he has switched allegiances and is now coming out in support of The Black Lads’ foe.

Keith Lee (3-5)

w/ Mr. Hughes

vs.

Jay Lethal (7-8)

w/ The Black Lads

This is an excellent opening bout between Jay Lethal and Limitless Keith Lee, but Jay Lethal fights dirty. Lethal never misses an opportunity to choke Keith Lee on the ropes or resort to interference. Lee hits a SPIRIT BOMB on Lethal but Swerve and Scorpio storm the ring only to be taken out by Mr. Hughes. Lee manages to hit his GROUND ZERO and goes for the pin.

Result: Keith Lee d. Jay Lethal by pinfall following GROUND ZERO

Post-Match: The Black Lads have been disgraced and Jay Lethal was defeated, his own flunkie making the difference. Curtis Hughes and Keith Lee shake hands and Hughes raises Lee’s hand in victory. Maybe this partnership will help Keith Lee for the better here in DPW.



Promo Package: “Countdown” video package showing the history of Boys Champion Ted Dibiase, Matt Riddle, and Dibiase’s chauffeur Lionel Rush.



Pre-Match: “Brooooooo!” Matt Riddle makes his entrance first, this being his first singles match since losing the Boys Title to Dibiase one month ago at UNDISPUTED. Riddle is ready for his rematch. DPW Boys Champion Ted Dibiase comes out to the ring next alongside his chauffeur Lionel who is carrying the title belt. Dibiase hasn’t given Lionel any good reason that he refuses to consider giving Lionel a title shot, so that’s why Lionel is challenging Dalton Castle for the Bitcoin Belt later tonight, which has not sat well with the Boys Champ. Will Lionel turn his back on his employer?

DPW BOYS TITLE

Boys Champion

Million Bitcoin Man Ted Dibiase (3-3)

w/ Lionel Rush

vs.

Matt Riddle (6-4)

Matt Riddle and Dibiase have another excellent matchup. The youth and pure athleticism of Riddle is countered by Dibiase’s cunning and experience. Several times, though, Dibiase would toss Riddle outside the ring and begin distracting the ref only for Lionel to stand by and not capitalize. Eventually, Dibiase is screaming, “Lionel! What’s wrong with you! Do something!” Eventually, Matt Riddle tries his luck one too many times, flying off the top rope only to be caught mid-air into the MILLION BITCOIN DREAM, and as we’ve seen multiple times before, the hold is too much for Riddle to withstand.

Result: Ted Dibiase d. Matt Riddle by KO with MILLION BITCOIN DREAM to retain the DPW Boys Championship

Post-Match: Ted Dibiase is still the Boys Champion, no thanks to Lionel Rush, who did not help his master cheat to win this evening. Dibiase holds his belt up high and then hands it to Lionel, though he doesn’t fully trust his chauffeur right now, Dibiase takes no greater pleasure than forcing his subordinate to carry for him the one trophy he desires above all others but cannot obtain for himself. Dibiase is cruel. How will Lionel feel going into his own championship match later tonight?



Promo Package: “Countdown” video package showing Ricky Starks being kidnapped by The House of Black and then Malakai getting fed up with The Stroke Daddy and vice versa.



Pre-Match: Absolute Ricky Starks makes his entrance first, posing on the ramp, posing on the turnbuckle, The Stroke Daddy is back. No longer donning a primal headdress or mystical body paint, Ricky Starks is here to take care of business. How will Malakai Black present himself this evening after his verbal altercation with Starks in that video package we saw last week on Power Hour? A strange song begins to play through the speaker system and a figure walks out to the stage, he’s announced as Tommy End! No gimmicks, no tricks, Tommy End has shown up to settle his score with The Stroke Daddy. Ricky Starks shouts, “Call the practitioner! There’s a morgue body on the loose!” The ref checks both men in their respective corners and signals for the bell.

Absolute Ricky Starks (9-7)

vs.

Tommy End (1-0)

What a fast-paced display! Both athletes give it all they got, Tommy End, however, without his fantastical trickery or House of Black members to back him up, he had no other option but to tap when Ricky Starks hooked in a tight crossface in the middle of the ring and with his fingers locked the hold is inescapable.

Result: Ricky Starks d. Tommy End by submission with crossface

Post-Match: Absolute Ricky Starks stands victorious over his fallen opponent. Ricky shouts, “Go back and make your silly videos, Tommy. You don’t deserve to be in the ring with The Stroke Daddy!” Ricky can move on from this living nightmare and certainly has the win-loss record to petition for a #1 contendership match for the Boys Championship; The Million Bitcoin Man had better watch his back.



MTV Musical Segment: The Rolling Stones perform “Paint it Black” from the 1966 album “Aftermath.”



Promo Package: “Countdown” video package detailing Davey Richards’ turn on Team Ambition and his brutal history with Warhorse and kendo sticks.



Pre-Match: “The American Wolf” Davey Richards makes his way to the ring for this next contest. He has certainly baited Warhorse into this encounter, first hospitalizing him and then taunting him by mercilessly attacking innocent victims on Power Hour. Warhorse may not be back to 100% but he’s 1000% ready to bash his former mentor’s skull in with a kendo stick. Warhorse makes his way to the stage accompanied by Tootie Lynn. She wishes her Team Ambition stablemate good luck, they head bang together and Tootie hands him her own, personal kendo stick before she returns to the locker room. Warhorse is ready for a fight.

KENDO STICK MATCH

Team Ambition’s

Warhorse (8-4)

vs.

Davey Richards (2-2)

What a bloody, brutal brawl! Warhorse isn’t at 100% and Richards takes advantage, attacking his leg and ankle, not letting Warhorse use the now-legal kendo stick to his advantage. Richards is making easy work of his injured prey when Warhorse begins to make a comeback and hits his double footstomp off the apron onto The American Wolf and this turns the tides. Warhorse smashes Richards with the kendo stick and bursts his forehead wide open. Warhorse drags Richards to the middle of the ring and hooks in the SCORPION DEATH LOCK. Richards is in trouble! He grasps wildly and gets hold of a kendo stick and reaches back and whacks Warhorse in the face with the Kendo stick, possibly breaking his nose as blood pours down over his worn and peeling face paint, but Warhorse doesn’t let go. He regains his footing and leans back into the hold, wrenching Richards’ knees and ankles, sitting on the Wolf’s lower back. Richards grabs the kendo stick again and begins wailing on the head and face of Warhorse but Warhorse is unaffected. He absorbs the blows and begins wildly headbanging; there’s nothing Davey Richards can do.

Result: Warhorse d. Davey Richards by submission with SCORPION DEATH LOCK in a Kendo Stick Match

Post-Match: What a victory for Warhorse! Tootie Lynn comes running down the aisle to the ring to celebrate with her teammate. Davey Richards has lost, the student has surpassed the teacher. Richards may one day thank Warhorse, but not today. Davey Richards is a wounded animal now, what does he have in store for the rest of the DPW roster? Warhorse can now move on from this Team Ambition civil war and, much like Ricky Starks, must have singles gold in the forefront of his mind.



Promo Package: “Countdown” video package going into more detail about Lionel Rush wanting championship gold and challenging Dalton Castle when he was rebuffed by Boys Champion Dibiase.



Pre-Match: Ted Dibiase’s theme music plays and his chauffeur Lionel Rush makes his entrance. Lionel comes alone, it seems his boss isn’t supportive of this independant venture. He acted nobly earlier tonight, though his evil master still prevailed. He challenges for his boss’s personal trophy, it would be great to shove that in his face. Making his entrance next is the holder of the Million Bitcoin Belt, Dalton Castle. Castle was impressed by Lionel’s athleticism and ambition and that is why he agreed to this match. It’s surely going to be a good one!

MILLION BITCOIN BELT

Million Bitcoin Champion

Dalton Castle (4-2)

vs.

Lionel Rush (2-1)

Lionel Rush puts up a good fight, but the experience and expertise of the Bitcoin Belt holder proves too much. Lionel did not resort to any underhanded or heelish tactics and couldn’t hold the upper hand for very long at a time. Once Dalton Castle began hitting Lionel with one DEADLIFT GERMAN SUPLEX after another, it was all over for the challenger. Dalton Castle is mightily impressed though as Lionel Rush manages to kick out or lift a shoulder over and over again. Is there anything that can keep this young man down? One final finisher from the Bitcoin Belt holder and the challenger is down for the count.

Result: Dalton Castle d. Lionel Rush by pinfall following five DEADLIFT GERMAN SUPLEXES to retain the Million Bitcoin Belt

Post-Match: Dalton Castle is victorious, but what a fight Lionel put up! Dalton Castle is impressed. He reaches out and offers to shake Lionel’s hand. As the two are shaking hands in the ring, Boys Champion Ted Dibiase comes out to the stage and begins shouting at his chauffeur. “Are you happy, Lionel? Lionel the Loser! Get back to the locker room, I need you to polish my title belt and iron my underwear. HAHAHHAHAHAHA!” Lionel heads back to the locker room now with more desire than ever to prove his worth.



Promo Package: “Countdown” video package recounting the history of D-Meditation-X and Diamond Dallas Page and the dissension between DDP and Danielson that led to DDP turning the tables and drugging Danielson last week on Power Hour.



Pre-Match: Diamond Dallas Page makes his entrance to the stage flanked by Matt Sydal and Legit Leyla Hirsch and he’s announced as the leader of D-Meditation-Y. He’s done it, he’s taken over. DDP is giving handfuls of DDPY (because it’s more than just yoga) flyers to Sydal and Hirsch and directing them to hand them out to the crowd at ringside as they are crotch-chopping like fools. D-Meditation-Y waits in the ring, what did they do to Bryan Danielson after drugging him on Power Hour? What condition will he be in? For the first time in a long time we are treated to “Ride of the Valkyries” and The American Dragon Bryan Danielson makes his way to the ring. Big pop for the wrestling legend, he had lost his way as leader of the heel group, but after the greed and backstabbing got to be too much, he’s come home to his fans and they have welcomed him back with open arms. “Yes! Yes! Yes!” the crowd finally gets to shout again. We expect DDP and D-Meditation-Y to fight as dirty as ever, here we go!

Diamond Dallas Page (9-9)

w/ D-Meditation-Y

vs.

The American Dragon Bryan Danielson (8-8)

Bryan Danielson and DDP have a lot of bad blood leading into this match, luckily Danielson knows the usual dirty tricks of his former teammates: distraction sage, chakra crystals, etc. but the numbers game can still be too much. Danielson has DDP on the run and The American Dragon hits Dallas Page with a series of leg lariats but DDP scouts it on the final attempt and ducks the kick, as Danielson recovers DDP grabs his opponent and hits a DIAMOND CUTTER out of nowhere and hooks the leg for the 1-2-3.

Result: DDP d. Bryan Danielson by pinfall following a DIAMOND CUTTER out of nowhere

Post-Match: A disappointment to the fans but not a shock, DDP and his evil friends will do what it takes to win. Danielson goes down tonight, but he has a feeling that DDP will find that leading a group of baddies isn’t as easy as one would think. The American Dragon is back and despite tonight’s setback, his win-loss record certainly puts him in the running for #1 contender for the World Heavyweight Title, will we see the Dragon hunt for gold? Certainly not if DDP & D-Meditation-Y have anything to say about it.



Promo Package: “Countdown” video package detailing the history of DPW Tag Team Champions MJEffy and Jim Cornette’s run managing Nugenix Express and the rising cost of dick pills nowadays.



Pre-Match: Jim Cornette leads his men out to the stage, Cocky Khosrow The Iron Sheik & Boner Bob Backlund, Nugenix Express, though they haven’t had real Nugenix Total-T in weeks now since Corny can no longer afford it after MJEffy raised their price of dick pills. Can Nugenix Express squeeze one out this evening or will the champs go to bed tonight with their gold (maybe even the same bed)? MJEffy’s theme hits and the champs walk out to the stage. MJF and Effy hold up their DPW Tag Team Title belts as they walk to the ring. MJF smacks Effy on the derriere as he ascends the ring steps. MJF loves Effy and he loves championship gold and it’s going to take a superhuman force to separate any of these tonight.

DPW TAG TEAM TITLES

Tag Team Champions

MJEffy (4-4)

[MJF & Effy]

vs.

Nugenix Express (4-1)

w/ Jim Cornette

MJF and Effy prove that they are the tag team champions for a reason. Quick, strategic tags help both teams immensely, but when Sheiky starts getting the upper hand on Effy, there’s little he can do to defend against the more powerful legend. MJF senses trouble and after Effy dumps Boner Bob through the ropes to the outside, MJF goes to town on him and blasts him across the face with his diamond ring. Ding ding ding ding.

Result: Nugenix Express d. MJEffy by DQ when MJF smashes Backlund with his diamond ring

Post-Match: In the heat of the moment MJF let his emotions get the best of him and he did what he felt necessary to eliminate a threat: a threat to him, a threat to his title, and a threat to his beloved Effy. MJF isn’t happy with the loss, but MJEffy is happy to retain the DPW Tag Team Titles. Unfortunately, Cornette will have ample justification to demand a rematch, but next time MJF will be more prepared, if not more unhinged. Cornette is telling MJEffy, “This isn’t over! Not by a long shot! You’re not getting out of this that easy, you coward!” Corny is practically calling Commissioner Piper as we speak.



Promo Package: “Countdown” video package recounting the ongoing lead-up to the showdown between Eddie Kingston and the United Empire’s Commonwealth Kingpin Will Ospreay.



Pre-Match: Eddie Kingston makes his way to the ring, he’s ready for action, clearly trying not to sell the beat down he suffered from Aussie Open. Kingston is ready to take on the man that has put him through hell, and here he comes. The Commonwealth Kingpin Will Ospreay makes his way to the stage with the entire United Empire: TJP, Jeff Cobb, Aussie Open, and newest member Rohit Raju. Ospreay is a bully and hopefully Kingston will show him some humility.

Eddie Kingston (8-5)

vs.

Will Ospreay (2-9)

w/ The United Empire

Kingston and Ospreay have a knock-down drag-out fight. At one point, Kingston hits his Backfist to the Future when the United Empire storms the ring. They beat down Kingston but TJP pulls the ref into the corner and won’t allow him to survey the carnage, but Kingston won’t go down. Kingston rolls to safety as the Aerial Assassin comes flying off the top rope and Kingston goes for the kill. One big LARIAT from Kingston later and this match is over.

Result: Eddie Kingston d. Will Ospreay by pinfall following LARIAT

Post-Match: Will Ospreay and the United Empire don’t press their luck this evening and leave Kingston to celebrate his victory in the ring. Maybe an injection of new blood is what the United Empire needs to succeed because Ospreay hasn’t had the greatest track record in WPW or beyond.



Promo Package: “Countdown” video package documenting Randy Savage’s months-long reign as World Champion, his “fall from grace” as success got to his head, and Big Daddy Drew’s rise to fame in Dynamo Powerhouse Wrestling.



Pre-Match: “Who’s your Daddy? Drew’s Your Daddy!” The crowd chants are deafening before the challenger even makes his entrance. Drew McIntyre steps out to the stage and the crowd goes wild. The #1 contender for the World Heavyweight Title makes his way down the aisle, high-fiving fans all the way to the ring. Big Daddy Drew is ready for the chance of a lifetime, the chance to lead DPW into a New Generation. “Undisputed” by Halford plays and out comes Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion Macho Man Randy Savage accompanied by “Miss Elizabeth” Lanny Poffo who is wearing a black leather getup and carrying a whip. Macho holds his World Heavyweight Title belt up high and then shoves it in the face of his challenger Big Daddy Drew. Macho certainly doesn’t respect his opponent, hopefully he doesn’t underestimate his abilities as well. Macho’s biggest title defense yet, here comes Daddy!

DPW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

World Heavyweight Champion

Macho Man Randy Savage (17-4)

w/ “Miss Elizabeth” Lanny Poffo

vs.

Big Daddy Drew (11-7)

What a spectacular main event! Macho attacks Drew with his usual arsenal of smashing elbows, clubbing forearms, and knees to the back. Macho hits Big Daddy Drew with a FLYING ELBOW DROP off the top rope but Drew does the unthinkable and kicks out! He’s still alive! Big Daddy Drew survives a brutal onslaught from the champ, suffering several spike piledrivers, the same maneuver that put down former Heavyweight Champion King Claudio last month. Big Daddy Drew makes his comeback, the crowd is going wild, and Drew lands his own Big Daddy Elbow Drop from the top rope onto the champ. He could probably win it now, but Drew puts the final nail in the coffin and hits his double-arm DADDY-DT in the middle of the ring. Lanny Poffo is going nuts outside the ring, swinging his purse in the air. 1-2-3!

Result: Big Daddy Drew McIntyre d. Macho Man Randy Savage by pinfall following a flying elbow drop and DADDY-DT to become the new DPW World Heavyweight Champion

Post-Match: Fireworks go off overhead as the referee brings Big Daddy Drew his newly-won trophy, the DPW World Heavyweight Championship belt. Big Daddy Drew has done it, he’s put Savage in his place and proven that there’s a new top dog in Dynamo Powerhouse Wrestling, Big Daddy Drew! The competition is going to be fierce, how long can Big Daddy Drew remain the king of the mountain? Will Macho Man go away quietly or will DPW suffer the wrath of a former champion scorned?



MTV Musical Segment: The Rolling Stones perform “Gimme Shelter” from the 1969 album “Let It Bleed.”

Join us next month on Pay-Per-View for:

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GET HARD

DPW #46 - “Road to HELL OR HIGH WATER” Power Hour
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DPW #49 - Power Hour
DPW #50 - “Road to GET HARD” Power Hour

[Valenswift]

Hahaha brilliant I love my Cameo 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I can’t wait for that spoilt scumbag to get tapped out by Riddle and lose the title!!!

[Valenswift]

Oh no Dibiase won 😭😭😭 Great win for Drew tho, not easy to beat the Macho Man!!!

[Joel Pole]

DPW #48 - Power Hour on MTV

(Year 1 - Month 9 - Week 1)



This is Dynamo Powerhouse Wrestling! Welcome to Power Hour LIVE on MTV coming to you from our portable arena the DPW Flex Zone! Our MTV Musical Guest this evening is ABBA, delivering a unique and melodic rendition of the Power Hour theme song and we are ready to survey the fallout from HELL OR HIGH WATER on pay-per-view last weekend!



In-Ring Promo: DPW Commissioner Rowdy Roddy Piper is already in the ring, “Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the NEEEEEEEW DPW World Heavyweight Champion Big Daddy Drew McIntyre!” Galactic pop from the crowd as Big Daddy Drew emerges onto the stage, his beautiful gold championship belt glistening as the laser lights and pyro go off all around him. Big Daddy Drew gets to the ring and shakes hands with Commissioner Piper. Piper asks Big Daddy Drew how it feels to be the champ and Drew says “it’s been a long, hard road to the title” and he’s going to lead the DPW into a New Generation. Piper asks how it felt to conquer the reigning champion Macho Man last night. Drew says, “Savage was a tough opponent, I’ll give him that, but I think paranoia finally got to the Macho Man and sadly he—” BOOOOOO! Someone has wandered out to the ringside area, it’s Macho Man! We didn’t expect to see him this soon after his big title loss, but he’s now in the ring face-to-face with the new undisputed champion with Commissioner Piper in-between the two mega stars. “Savage, now I don’t want any trouble here–” Macho grabs the microphone from Piper, “Trouble? I’m not looking for trouble, no. I’m not looking for trouble. I found trouble, yeah. I found it! I found trouble last weekend when I was dropped on my head in the middle of this ring. I’ll admit it, Drew. I was out. I would have kicked out but you dropped me, brother, yeah, you DROPPED ME. I didn’t even hear the count, my ears were ringing something fierce. Didn’t know I was pinned, couldn’t hear the count, couldn’t kick out, I COULDN’T! I couldn’t do it. And then Miss Elizabeth left me. The love of my life, the twinkle in my eye, the Splash on my Mountain, she’s left me forever.” Drew interrupts, “What are you talking about, Macho? I saw your brother Lanny backstage earlier–” “GONE! She’s gone forever! Gone because you beat me, but you can’t do it again.” Macho gets in the face of the Commissioner, “Listen here, Piper, I want my rematch!” Piper asks Macho for the mic back to explain that he’s already signed a #1 contender’s match for later this evening to determine who will challenge Big Daddy Drew at the end of the month at GET HARD on pay-per-view– Macho cuts him off, “I’m not going to wait, Drew. I don’t even want the title. Non-title match. I don’t care, yeah. Don’t wanna wait. Can’t wait. Next week, Drew, I just want me? Uh huh. And you? Uh huh. And a solid… steel… cage!” Macho reaches out his hand in front of Drew and Commissioner Piper. Drew looks around the DPW Flex Zone and hears the crowd almost in unison chanting “YES! YES! YES!” The crowd wants to see Big Daddy Drew shut up that Macho Man once and for all and we don’t expect Drew to back down from a challenge. Drew shakes his hand. The crowd pops huge but Macho doesn’t let go of the handshake and pulls Drew in close as he grunts incoherent mutterings under his breath; the former champ is not well in the head and will hopefully soon get the help that he needs and Piper tries to squeeze himself in between these two athletes and we’ll be right back with our opening contest!



Video Promo: A dark locker room. There is a TV monitor on the wall that is showing DPW HELL OR HIGH WATER last weekend, it is the climax of the main event showdown between then-champion Macho Man and Big Daddy Drew. The camera begins to slowly zoom in to a dark corner of the locker room where there appears to be the shape of a human body sitting motionless in the shadows. The camera pans past the TV monitor but we can still hear the audio and commentary. We hear the sounds of Drew hitting Macho with a big elbow off the top. Crash! And then picking him up for the DADDY-DT. Thud! “Big Daddy Drew covers!” 1-2-3! On the count of three, the shape in the corner of the locker room looks more evidently human as one of its eyes suddenly lights up red. “We have a new Undisputed Champion in DPW!” The audio of the pay-per-view starts to become garbled with a familiar, syncopated, rhythmic beat. Camera cuts to black.



Pre-Match: Davey Richards comes out to the ring dressed to fight, he grabs a mic, “Warhorse, you beat me at HELL OR HIGH WATER, you did, but more so you insulted The American Wolf.” Richards challenges Warhorse to come out and face him like a man. Warhorse comes out to the stage, once again on a crutch. Warhorse explains that he’s still a little banged up from the pay-per-view, but since Richards loves hurting people’s ankles, maybe he would like a taste of his own medicine? “I don’t know what you’re getting at, punk, but I don’t care. Bring it on!” Out to the stage steps MMA legend Ken Shamrock, king of the ankle lock! What a showdown this is about to be here on MTV!

Davey Richards (2-3)

vs.

Ken Shamrock

w/ Warhorse

Ken Shamrock has Davey Richards in an ANKLE LOCK in the middle of the ring when a hooded figure comes up from behind Warhorse at ringside and snatches his crutch away from him and whacks him across the back, sending him into the guardrail. While the referee is checking on Warhorse the assailant whaps Ken Shamrock in the head with the crutch and Richards gets back to his feet. The American Wolf grabs a disoriented Shamrock around the waist and plants him hard with multiple suplexes before falling on top of Shamrock and scoring the pinfall victory.

Result: Davey Richards d. Ken Shamrock by pinfall following a multiple suplex assault

Post-Match: The hooded assailant rolls into the ring and removes his hood revealing himself to be Rocky Romero! Romero and Richards go way back, we never thought we’d see them come together here in Dynamo Powerhouse Wrestling! Romero helps Richards to his feet and helps him out of the ring but not before kicking Shamrock in the face on his way by him. Romero laughs and spits at Warhorse who is still at ringside being attended to by DPW physicians. Romeo and Richards pause on the stage to survey their carnage, No Remorse Corps has reunited here in DPW!



Locker Room Segment: Bryan Danielson is talking with Jake Something. Danielson says, “Jake, I want to apologize for acting the way I did with D-Meditation-X. I let my greed to get to the top alienate me from my true friends and I’m truly sorry.” Jake says he understands and they shake hands and that’s when Matt Sydal passes by them in the locker room. Danielson says, “Matt, please stop and talk to me.” Sydal, nervous to be alone in unfriendly territory, turns to his former mentor, “What do you want, Bryan?” Danielson similarly apologizes to Matt Sydal and tells him that he should accept his apology and quit D-Meditation-Y. Sydal tells Danielson that he was dead weight, he was a pus*y and DDP has promised to make him champion one day, and “stepping on the little guy” (Danielson) will have been worth it. Sydal says that he has to go help DDP get ready for DDP’s #1 Contender Match later tonight but before he leaves, Danielson challenges Sydal to prove that he and DDP are as good as they think they are in a tag-team match next week against Bryan Danielson & Jake Something. Sydal says DDP is going to become the #1 contender for the World Heavyweight Title and then they’ll give them an answer.


Backstage Segment: Mike Bennett is backstage on his cell phone, he’s facing away from the camera and whispering into his phone, “Maria, will you come talk to me? I need to see you face-to-face…. It’s really important… Maria, don’t hang up–” Click. The camera pulls back to reveal Danhausen in the locker room as well. “Have you been practicing your curses, Michael?” Mike Bennett turns towards the camera to reveal that he’s wearing full Danhausen-inspired face-paint, “Are you sure this is necessary?” “Of course, of course. The Curse is amplified by the pigments in the face paint. You know how they say the eyes are the window to the soul? Well the pores are the windows to your skin.” Bennett replies, “I guess so. Look, Danhausen, we’re scheduled to wrestle The Black Lads on Power Hour next week, do you think this is going to work?” Danhausen cheerily replies, “Of course, of course! Like gangbusters. Your wife will surely dump the man she loves to be with someone that looks just like me.” Bennett, practicing a Danhausen-style Curse, stops mid-way, “Excuse me?” “Keep practicing, keep practicing. Those Black Lads will be The Black & Blue Lads, am I right?” Bennett groans at the joke, “Did Dan the Dad tell you that joke?” Danhausen dejectedly commands, “Keep practicing!”



Pre-Match: DPW Boys Champion Ted Dibiase comes out onto the stage but he’s not the one wrestling tonight; trailing behind The Million Bitcoin Man is his chauffeur Lionel, carrying Dibiase’s Boys Title belt. Lionel didn’t help Dibiase cheat to keep his Boys Title at HELL OR HIGH WATER but Dibiase kept his title nonetheless, then Dibiase humiliated Lionel after Lionel was unsuccessful in taking the Million Bitcoin belt from Dalton Castle. “Lionel the Loser!” Dibiase is shouting at his charge on the way to the ring. “You’re a loser, Lionel! Do you really think you can beat Will Ospreay? You’re Lionel the Loser!” Don’t expect Dibiase to go out of his way to help his chauffeur come out on top, it’s up to Lionel now. Lionel’s opponent Will Ospreay makes his entrance next, not being accompanied by any United Empire members this evening. Ospreay lost to Eddie Kingston on pay-per-view, one would assume Ospreay is anxious to get a win and remove himself from last place in the DPW rankings. Lionel still wants to prove his worth, maybe Dibiase will see the potential in him?

Lionel Rush (2-2)

w/ Boys Champion Ted Dibiase

vs.

The United Empire’s

Will Ospreay (2-10)

A spirited but quick and one-sided victory for Lionel Rush. Ospreay could hardly get any offense in before Lionel drops from the sky onto The Commonwealth Kingpin with the DRAGON’S CALL frog splash and Lionel hooks the leg while Lionel stares into the face of his employer, the DPW Boys Champion, at ringside.

Result: Lionel Rush d. Will Ospreay by pinfall following DRAGON’S CALL

Post-Match: Dibiase is upset that Lionel had such an easy job against Will Ospreay, it’s getting harder and harder to deny his chauffeur’s title opportunity requests, but Dibiase is still shouting at “Lionel the Loser.” The ref is raising Rush’s hand in victory when Dibiase pulls it down and forces Lionel to carry the Boys Title Belt for Dibiase. “Don’t smudge my belt, Lionel the Loser! Don’t sweat on it! You’re gonna have to clean that later, HAHAHAHAHAHA!” How much more of this can poor Lionel take?



Video Package: A commercial promoting Ethan Page’s Toy Hunt Vlog on YouTube with special content appearing on Power Hour on MTV in the future, stay tuned!



MTV Musical Segment: ABBA performs “Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!” from their 1979 album "Voulez-Vous.”



Pre-Match: Claudio Castagnoli, former Heavyweight Champion, makes his way to the ring. Castagnoli has been lying low since losing the title unification match at DPW UNDISPUTED, but his win-loss record remains impressive and Commissioner Piper signed him into this #1 contendership match. His opponent enters next, leader of D-Meditation-Y, Diamond Dallas Page who was victorious over the group’s former leader Bryan Danielson last weekend at HELL OR HIGH WATER. DDP is using this group to propel himself into the main event picture. Will Dallas Page be able to accomplish what Danielson strove for?

#1 CONTENDERSHIP FOR THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

D-Meditation-Y’s

Diamond Dallas Page (10-9)

w/ Matt Sydal & Leyla Hirsch

vs.

Claudio Castagnoli (8-3)

Claudio hits his NEUTRALIZER but Matt Sydal hops up onto the apron with some distraction sage when suddenly someone pulls Sydal down off of the apron, it’s Bryan Danielson! Danielson chases Sydal with the smoking sage bundle and they exit the arena. During the commotion, Leyla Hirsch was able to slip DDP a chakra crystal which he uses to blast Claudio in the back of the head. Just for the theatrics, DDP drags Claudio to his feet just to drop him with a DIAMOND CUTTER and he covers the defenseless former Heavyweight Champion.

Result: DDP d. Claudio by pinfall following DIAMOND CUTTER

Post-Match: DDP has taken over D-Meditation-Y, he has stolen a victory from Claudio Castagnoli, and he has secured himself a title match against Big Daddy Drew in 3 weeks at GET HARD on pay-per-view, but what state will the Undisputed Champ be following his encounter next week in a steel cage with former champ Savage? If it’s up to Macho Man, Drew may not even be medically cleared to compete in three weeks time. DDP has a big tag team match scheduled for next week, will the two former D-Meditation-Y members Danielson & Jake Something show the world that they made the right decision by leaving the group?



Backstage Segment: Absolute Ricky Starks is backstage playing a friendly game of checkers with The Phenomenal AJ Styles. Ricky says, “Hurry up, AJ, I don’t got all day!” AJ Styles, exasperated, says, “Alright! Alright!” and abruptly moves one of his pieces. Starks leaps into action, jumping 4 or 5 of Styles’ checkers before demanding, “King me!” AJ Styles looks up in disbelief as Ricky Starks hits his Stroke Daddy pose. “That’s not fair! That move isn’t legal! Have you even read the rules to checkers? There’s an entire section on how what you just did is wrong.” and Styles upturns the checkerboard and pieces go flying around the locker room. Starks sighs, “Well, I didn’t see anything wrong with it,” and Starks poses again. Styles is incensed, “And posing? Have you ever heard of decorum, sportsmanship, and gentlemanliness?” Starks can’t believe he’s sharing a locker room with a dimwit like this, “Later, AJ.” Styles says, “Hey, read up on the rules and play me again next week. The rules, Ricky, the rules!”



Backstage Interview: Jim Cornette is backstage at the DPW Interview Set with Nugenix Express, Boner Bob & Cocky Khosrow. “You think you’re slick, do ya, MJF? Slicker than whale sh*t in an ice flow? Slicker than c*m on a gold tooth? You’re not slick, MJF, cuz I got your number. You think you can disqualify yourself and hold on to your precious Tag Team Title belts? Well, not forever. MJEffy, you angered the wrong animals when you cut my men off from their Nugenix Total-T dick pills. You think you’ve fought my boys at their hardest? Well in three weeks, MJEffy, you had better be prepared to GET HARD yourself if you want to hold on to those DPW Tag Team Championships because my boys are coming for you and they’re coming hard. Nugenix Express vs. MJEffy II. Book it, Danno!”



Pre-Match: Well, it’s official! We’ll be seeing the second showdown between DPW Tag Team Champions MJEffy and Jim Cornette’s Nugenix Express at GET HARD in three weeks! Cornette must be thinking of ways to prevent MJF from cheating his way into keeping his and Effy’s titles. MJEffy enters for our main event of the evening wearing the DPW Tag Team Title belts proudly, but as the weeks go on Effy is more and more concerned about what lengths MJF will go to protect the titles as well as protect Effy himself. MJEffy has three weeks to train for their next title defense but tonight their opponents make their entrance. Philly C and Marino T, The Philly Marino Experience alongside their manager The Mouth of the South Jimmy Hart make their way to the ring.

DPW Tag Team Champions

MJEffy (4-5)

[MJF & Effy]

vs.

Philly Marino Experience (0-2)

[Philly C & Marino T]

w/ Jimmy Hart

This is a spectacular contest, MJF sees no action though as PME keep control over Effy. PME’s fast tags and double-team maneuvers prove too much for poor Effy. During the match, Jim Cornette comes out to the ringside area and begins talking with Jimmy Hart. MJF is shouting at Corny and Effy is distracted as PME hit SUNSET DREAMS on Effy and Marino scores the 1-2-3.

Result: PME d. MJEffy when Marino T pins Effy following SUNSET DREAMS

Post-Match: Cornette and Hart were at odds a couple months ago when Nugenix Express defeated PME in a Dumpster Match on DP: Double Team! but it seems they have buried the hatchet. MJF shouts, “What are you doing down here, old man?” Corny says, “Never you mind,” as he hands a wad of cash to Jimmy Hart. Hart reaches down into the mouth of his megaphone and pulls out a bottle of dick pills! Are they Nugenix Total-T? Nugenix Thermo? A completely new variety of dick pill? MJEffy aren’t happy about this! Will a new dick pill source turn the tables for Boner Bob and Cocky Khosrow at GET HARD? How safe are the DPW Tag Team Championships in the hands of MJEffy? Cornette is beaming, MJF is furious, and PME is looking pretty good with a victory over the champs, back to Erotic City!



MTV Musical Segment: ABBA performs “The Winner Takes it All” from the 1980 album “Super Trouper.”

Join us next week on MTV for DPW Power Hour!

STEEL CAGE MATCH

DPW Champion Big Daddy Drew vs. Macho Man

Bryan Danielson & Jake Something vs. D-Meditation-Y

Mike Bennett & Danhausen vs. The Black Lads

Warhorse vs. Rocky Romero

And MORE!!!

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DPW #50 - “Road to GET HARD” Power Hour
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[Valenswift]

That cage match should be a banger!!! Great to see Danhausen on the card too

[Joel Pole]

#49 - Power Hour on MTV

(Year 1 - Month 9 - Week 2)



This is Dynamo Powerhouse Wrestling! Welcome to Power Hour LIVE on MTV coming to you from our portable arena the DPW Flex Zone! Our MTV Musical Guest this evening is 311 who play a very 90’s alternative version of the Power Hour theme song and we go down to the ring for our opening contest!



Pre-Match: Things are off to an interesting start this evening as we see “The Prince of Darkness” Kevin Sullivan and his new lady-love Maria Kanellis-ahem-Sullivan sitting at ringside. The Black Lads make their way to the ring, Jay Lethal & Swerve Strickland, accompanied by fellow Lad Scorpio Sky. We’ve all been curious what effect Danhausen’s mentoring and guidance will provide to poor Mike Bennett. Bennett was hospitalized, harassed, and humiliated by Kevin Sullivan over the past several months culminating in Bennett’s own wife leaving him for Sullivan due to a cursed thermos. It’s been weeks since he’s seen her in person, but Bennett hopes that Danhausen can help him reverse the curse and win his wife back. “The Danhausen Show” welcomes the team of Mike Bennett and Danhausen, both donning black and white face paint, out to the stage. Will Mike be able to talk any sense into Maria?

Danhausen (7-8)

& Mike Bennett (2-1)

vs.

The Black Lads (2-2)

[Jay Lethal & Swerve Strickland]

This is a spirited contest to open the show here on Power Hour. Danhausen and Bennett prove to be gelling quite well, which is bad news for The Black Lads. Danhausen is able to begin unloading his jar of teeth into the mouth of an unsuspecting Strickland before Strickland is able to tag out to Lethal. Danhausen plants Jay Lethal with his DEVOTION DDTHAUSEN twice and Scorpio attempts to cause a scene at ringside. Danhausen tags out to Mike Bennett who hooks Lethal into his GO BACK TO JAPAN anaconda vice causing Lethal to tap post haste.

Result: Danhausen & Bennett d. The Black Lads when Mike Bennett makes Jay Lethal submit with GO BACK TO JAPAN

Post-Match: Mike Bennett and Danhausen raise their hands in victory, but there’s another prize in Bennett’s eye. He approaches Kevin Sullivan and Maria at ringside and pleads with his wife to return to him. “What spell does he have you under, Maria? Please, the kids miss you. I miss you. What is wrong with you?” Maria says, “Mike, come closer, I have something to say to you.” Mike Bennett leans in to Maria and she dumps the contents of her red thermos on his head and hands it to him. “Here, you can have this. I don’t want it anymore. Let’s go honey–” she says as she takes Kevin Sullivan by the arm and they exit their seating row. Mike Bennett is a soggy mess, what is he going to have to do to get his wife back?



Video Package: The camera enters what appears to be a rustic lodge somewhere remote. Standing in a circle in the middle of the main room are the members of The United Empire: TJP, Aussie Open, Jeff Cobb, and newest member Rohit Raju; conspicuous though is the absence of the group’s leader The Commonwealth Kingpin Will Ospreay. Cobb begins, “I’ve joined you all here for a reason. The United Empire wreaked havoc on New Japan Pro Wrestling. We made small gains in Dynamo Powerhouse Wrestling, but our progress is lacking. And it’s due to the failure of one man. Our leader.” The group begins to mutter amongst themselves. “Quiet. That’s why I’ve gathered you here. We need to get rid of Ospreay.” The group begins to argue. TJP interjects, “What do you expect to do, Cobb? Ospreay has money. Ospreay has power. Do you really think you can take out the Kingpin?” Cobb looks at his doubting brethren, “Ospreay may have money. Ospreay may have power–” Jeff Cobb pauses and then pulls a sheet off of a large box in the middle of the room, “but I have Will Ospreay.” There, inside a small cage, is the leader of The United Empire, Will Ospreay, bound and gagged. The group begins to argue again when Cobb exclaims, “You will now bow down to me. I am the new leader of The United Empire. I am Kingpin Cobb.”



MTV Musical Segment: 311 performs “Down” from their 1995 self-titled album.



Backstage Interview: Boys Champion Million Bitcoin Man Ted Dibiase is backstage at the DPW Interview Set standing next to his chauffeur Lionel Rush who is begrudgingly holding the DPW Boys Title belt. “HAHAHAHAHA! The Million Bitcoin Man is on a hot streak here in DPW. I can’t stop winning!” He goes on and on about how rich and powerful he is when Lionel interrupts his boss. “Mr. Dibiase, you saw how quickly I beat Will Ospreay last week. I practically won our tag team match last month, I think I deserve a shot at the Boys Title–” Dibiase has had enough of this insolence, “I’ve had enough of this insolence! You got more important things to worry about, like assembling that new belt display case I got from Ikea.” Lionel winces. “I’m going to need a new trophy case after I beat Dalton Castle next week and regain my Million Bitcoin Belt once and for all, since you couldn’t get the job done at HELL OR HIGH WATER.” Lionel is irked by this statement. “Let’s go, Lionel the Loser, you got some Swedish to brush up on.” Lionel must certainly be reaching his boiling point.



Pre-Match: Rocky Romero makes his first entrance here in DPW, joined by his partner The American Wolf Davey Richards, together they are No Remorse Corps. Romero made quite the debut last week when he savagely attacked Warhorse with a crutch and then helped Richards score a tainted win over Ken Shamrock. Warhorse makes his entrance next and he is joined by MMA legend Ken Shamrock. Warhorse looks to be fully recovered from his attack last week and he’s raring for a fight.

Warhorse (9-4)

w/ Ken Shamrock

vs.

Rocky Romero

w/ Davey Richards

Romero proves to be an excellent addition to the DPW roster in this spectacular contest with Warhorse. Warhorse is able to hook Romero into the SCORPION DEATH LOCK, the same move that tapped out Richards on pay-per-view, but Richards jumps up onto the apron and distracts the referee causing Warhorse to break the hold. The ref promptly tells The American Wolf, “Youuuu’rrreee outtttta heeeeeeere!” and finally some order may be restored to this match. Warhorse comes back with a flurry and finally hits his devastating DEATH BY DOUBLESTOMP off the top rope and hooks the leg.

Result: Warhorse d. Rocky Romero by pinfall following DEATH BY DOUBLESTOMP

Post-Match: Warhorse gets another victory and luckily he has such a capable ally in Ken Shamrock. Warhorse is ready to put this business with Davey Richards behind him and move on to bigger and better things but there’s no telling what No Remorse Corps will do in DPW.



Video Package: A black room. Brian Pillman Jr. sits in a chair. “Have you been lying to me? Where has my father been? Answer me, Malakai!” Malakai Black walks into frame behind BPJ. “I haven’t lied to you. The truth to one man is lies to another. Who is to say what is real and what is in your mind?” Brian Pillman Jr. is not appeased by this response. “I want out. I want out of here. Let me out.” Malakai does not look surprised at his stablemate’s request, “I’m sorry, brother, but The House of Black has no doors.” Malakai returns to the blackness and the camera begins to zoom out revealing BPJ is in darkness, a total blackness that extends seemingly forever in all directions. “Malakai!” His voice echoes in the cavernous nothingness, “MALAKAI!!!!!!!!!”



Video Package: Ethan Page’s Toy Hunt Vlog comes out every Sunday on YouTube! Check out DPW’s “All Ego” Ethan Page as he and his friends scour toy & collectibles shops to recapture nostalgia from their childhood as well as the newest hottest toys and collectibles. Tune in to Power Hour next week on MTV to see exclusive content featuring special guest, Eddie Kingston!



Pre-Match: Bryan Danielson has been making amends, starting with his former teammate Jake Something, who accepted The American Dragon’s apology. Matt Sydal wouldn’t accept this or agree to denounce D-Meditation-Y and DDP. Danielson wants revenge for former friend betraying him and this is a start; Danielson wants to get his hands on Sydal. D-Meditation-Y makes their entrance, leader DDP and Matt Sydal are accompanied by their female bodyguard Legit Leyla Hirsch. Next, Danielson and Jake Something make their way to the stage. A fist bump and these two are anxious to get to the ring and get this match underway.

D-Meditation-Y (0-1)

[DDP & Matt Sydal]

vs.

Brian Danielson (8-9)

& Jake Something (9-6)

The bad blood boiled over in this stellar tag team contest. Clearly DDP & Sydal are still evolving as a tag team and Danielson & Jake Something pick right up where they left off together. Leyla Hirsch tries to make a difference on the outside with a chakra crystal, but it’s not enough to keep Danielson down. In the end, Danielson is able to hook the CROSSFACE CHICKEN WING on Diamond Dallas Page and the #1 contender for the DPW Title is forced to tap out.

Result: Danielson & Jake Something d. D-Meditation-Y when Danielson makes DDP submit to the CROSSFACE CHICKEN WING

Post-Match: Quite the statement made by Jake Something and Bryan Danielson, DDP and Sydal are left in a battered mess. This can’t bolster the spirits of DDP going into his first shot for gold in Dynamo Powerhouse Wrestling. DDP has a tall order ahead of him in Big Daddy Drew at GET HARD in two weeks and Danielson is still eyeing Sydal as D-Meditation-Y collects their spiritual and metaphysical equalizers and leave the ringside area. This isn’t over.



Backstage Segment: Back in the locker room, Absolute Ricky Starks is playing Clue with The Phenomenal AJ Styles. “AJ, you’re taking forever. This game really doesn’t take that much thought.” AJ Styles is getting agitated, “Hold your horses, Ricky. I’m on to something.” Ricky Starks sighs heavily, “Look, I got a big match scheduled for next week on Power Hour against Jeff Cobb and I need to hit the gym, can you hurry this up?” AJ Styles finally replies, “Ok, ok, ok. Was it Professor Plumb in the Conservatory with the Candlestick?” Ricky Starks says, “Nope! That’s not it! You’re so stupid, AJ, seriously.” AJ has snapped. “Ok, ok, ok. Was it Professor Styles in the Locker Room with the Steel Chair?” Ricky Starks, mid-pose, looks up at Styles as Styles whaps Ricky in the back with a steel chair. He’s out. “The rules, Ricky, the rules! You gotta play by the rules. Have fun with Jeff Cobb next week, and if The United Empire leave you in one piece, come see me at the pay-per-view, I could use another win before I set my sights on Big Daddy Drew’s World Heavyweight Title.” AJ kicks Starks in the ribs for good measure. “Get a Clue, Ricky. I gotta thank Dan the Dad for that one.”



MTV Musical Segment: 311 performs the song “All Mixed Up” from their 1995 self-titled album.



Backstage Interview: DPW Tag Team Champions MJEffy are backstage at the DPW Interview Set. Effy begins to speak but MJF cuts him off, “Quiet, love, let the man speak. You listen to me, Jim Cornette: your ‘boys’ aren’t going to be taking these belts from me and my Effy. Your ‘boys’ are old enough to be my grandfather… at least! You need to realize that you’re not relevant any more, you’ve lost your spark, Corny. Clearly your ‘boys’ lost their spark, too, at least the spark in their underwear. You got a new guy for dick pills, do you? Well, I can assure you, they’re not Nugenix Total-T–” Effy tries to calm MJF down but MJF explodes, “No! Listen to me, Cornette, your ‘boys’ won’t take these belts; you want to make it interesting? Let’s make it interesting. If you want that good sh*t? The real stuff? The Nugenix Turbo? It’ll be waiting for you right there in the ring, all your ‘boys’ will have to do is climb a pole and then they can swallow a whole bottle, they’ll be hard for weeks, I don’t give a sh*t. Dick Pills On a Pole Match. You’ll GET HARD one way or another. We’ll see you in two weeks, Corny.”



Pre-Match: Not much needs to be said about tonight’s main event. Macho Man Randy Savage’s life has been on a downward spiral since turning on his fans and subsequently losing the DPW World Heavyweight Title to Big Daddy Drew at HELL OR HIGH WATER. Macho was pissed, Macho was furious, and Macho demanded a rematch with McIntyre this evening. He doesn’t care if tonight is for the title or not, he just wants his bloody retribution against his successor Big Daddy Drew in the cruelest of man’s creations, the solid steel cage. Randy Savage makes his entrance, sans “Miss Elizabeth” and enters the cage to await his opponent. “Who’s your daddy? Drew’s Your Daddy!” chants break out in the DPW Flex Zone as Big Daddy Drew makes his entrance wearing his DPW World Heavyweight Title belt. He’s prepared for a fight tonight and he’s prepared to be ready for Diamond Dallas Page at GET HARD in two weeks. Has the new DPW Champion bitten off more than he can chew?

STEEL CAGE MATCH

DPW World Heavyweight Champion

Big Daddy Drew (12-7)

vs.

Macho Man Randy Savage (17-5)

World Heavyweight Champion Big Daddy Drew is off his game tonight. Macho Man releases all of his pent up rage and anger on the DPW Champ inside the menacing steel structure. This match can only be won by pinfall or submission and Macho tries a number of times for a quick pin following a clubbing elbow blow or vaulting neck snap but Drew is able to hold on. The match ends up being incredibly one-sided and after a series of brutal offensive maneuvers culminating in his fatal spike piledriver Macho Man conquers his prey.

Result: Macho Man d. Big Daddy Drew by pinfall following a spike piledriver in a non-title Steel Cage Match

Post-Match: Big Daddy Drew will have his hands full with Diamond Dallas Page and D-Meditation-Y in two weeks at GET HARD and this brutal loss will certainly do nothing to improve the champ’s morale, but Drew will live to fight another day. Macho Man hotdogs and grandstands on the corner or the massive steel structure surrounding the ring when suddenly the lights go out. What in the world is going on? A familiar, syncopated rhythmic beat blasts through the speakers, it’s the Terminator theme song. What could this mean? Smoke is pouring out onto the stage beneath the FlexTron and a figure emerges from the clouds kneeling in position in the middle of the stage. Could it be? It’s Kenny Omega! We haven’t seen Omega since his loss to Randy Savage six months ago at WPW BOYS ‘R’ US where Omega lost his WPW World TItle to the Macho Man! Omega is looking a bit different, his eyes appear to be glowing red. As the smoke begins to clear it’s not absolutely clear the Omega is wearing any clothing. The FlexTron begins to display text: “KENNY 2.0MEGA,” and the lights go back out. What does this mean? What does any of this mean?

Join us next week for “The Road to GET HARD” Power Hour on MTV!

MILLION BITCOIN BELT

Dalton Castle(c) vs. Ted Dibiase

Nugenix Express vs. No Remorse Corps

Brian Pillman Jr. vs. Matt Sydal

Kingpin Jeff Cobb vs. Ricky Starks

DPW Champion & #1 Contender Face-to-Face!

And MORE!!!

DPW #48 - Power Hour
DPW #49 - Power Hour
DPW #50 - “Road to GET HARD” Power Hour
DPW #51 - GET HARD on PPV
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