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Heartland Wrestling Association:
Heartland Ladies' Wrestling
September 2, 2023 (Card #1237)
Fifth Third Arena, Cincinnati, Ohio
The show opens with the tune, "Poison" by Alice Cooper playing overhead. VELVET SKY greets the cheering fans as she bursts through the curtain and pumps her fist in the air. Velvet: Heartland- WHAT IS UP?!?!? I am FIRED UP to be here! It's Saturday- and the ferocious femmes of
Heartland Ladies' Wrestling are here in the Queen City to light up the night. We have lots of great action- and some intense drama- to keep this place rocking all night long. Tonight's Main Event will be out of control- it's a non-title match as
NICOLE MATTHEWS faces down
IVELISSE. It was just 10 days ago when these two were across the ring from each other in a tag team bout- and Ivelisse dominated Nicole en route to victory. If Ivelisse can win tonight- she will earn a shot at the
Heartland Ladies' Championship! And that match- and all of tonight's feature contests- will be streamed live on the
Epic Sports Broadcasting Network. Let's take care of business!
KILLER KELLY* pinned SHIRLEY BLACK** after Shirley collided with the turnbuckleHEARTLAND LADIES' TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP: #1 CONTENDERS' MATCH
THE PINK LADIES (MADISON EAGLES*** & JESSIE MCKAY**** defeated PARADISE LOST (MELANIE CRUISE* & DUST***) when Madison pinned Dust with HellboundThe #1 Contenders' Match had a wild incident when
BRITTANY BLAKE & SAMANTHA HEIGHTS came to ringside and confronted Dust! But Dust was ready, and she pulled out a bottle from under the ring and started swinging, forcing the Sweethearts to scatter. The match itself was competitive, and it was Eagles who came through with her big finisher for the win and the title shot.
Velvet: Wow! Congratulations to
THE PINK LADIES for the win. They have earned themselves a shot at
MERCEDES MARTINEZ & NICOLE SAVOY for the
Heartland Ladies' Tag Team Championship. But how about
DUST? She has been feuding with
BRITTANY BLAKE after Brittany hit Dust with a bottle last month in Indianapolis. But in this situation, Dust was ready for both of the Sweethearts and saved herself a beating. And later tonight- it will be Dust and Brittany squaring off- and we're going to make it a
Weapons Match!JESSICKA HAVOC defeated ALLISON DANGER**** by countout after Jessicka slammed Allison headfirst onto the ring apronMOUNT TESSA (TESSA BLANCHARD & VANESSA KRAVEN) defeated THE PUNK ROCK PUSSY CATS (JODY THREAT & ALLIE KAT*) when Vanessa pinned Allie with a Sitout PowerbombVelvet: That was a huge mistake by Allie Kat. She tried to go to the top rope, and that's not her jam. Vanessa almost broke her in half when she threw Allie off the turnbuckle. That match was over ever before Vanessa hit her Sitout Powerbomb. All right, fans- now we head to tonight's feature matches- so let's fire up the
Epic Sports Broadcasting Network!JACQUELINE pinned CANDICE LERAE**** after a Spinning Heel KickVelvet: Welcome to
Heartland Ladies' Wrestling, JACQUELINE! She looked great in her debut match! Fans- are you ready for more incredible action? This next match is a Number One Contender's Match- but these are two of the craziest chicks you will ever see!
HEARTLAND LADIES' CHAMPIONSHIP: #1 CONTENDERS' MATCH
HOLIDEAD** & LUFISTO***** battled to a Double CountoutThe number one contender's match was out of control! Lufisto and Holidead wailed away on each other inside the ring and out. Holidead smacked Lufisto in the gut with a wrench, and when Lufisto took off her boot to retaliate, Holidead snatched the boot and cracked Lufisto across the skull, busting her open. Despite the gash, Lufisto battled back, slamming Holidead into the corner with a cannonball, then opening up on Holidead with a flurry of slaps and chops that knocked the taste out of her mouth. Holidead rolled out of the ring to escape, and Lufisto pursued Holidead. Lufisto body slammed Holidead onto the arena floor. Holidead got up fighting, and the action spilled into the crowd! Neither Holidead nor Lufisto was going to back down, and the action on the arena floor continued until both women were counted out.
Velvet: That was crazy! Holidead and Lufisto are still fighting- and we still don't have a number one contender. And that wasn't even a grudge match! Things are only going to get more intense in our next match- the first-ever
Weapons Match in
Heartland Ladies' Wrestling history!
WEAPONS MATCH- NO DISQUALIFICATION:
DUST* pinned BRITTANY BLAKE** after Double Knees to the BackThe fur was flying in this match, despite a total combined weight of the competitors of less than 200 points. Dust tried to choke out Brittany with a TV cable at ringside, but Brittany whacked Dust with a steel chair to prevent that. Dust recovered, and dropkicked Brittany over the steel security railing! As Brittany tried to recover, Dust came up with a baseball bat and whacked Brittany in the tummy. Brittany took the blow solidly in the abdomen and dropped to the arena floor, gasping. Dust shoved Brittany back into the ring and came off the ropes with a double knee drive to the back. Brittany was incapacitated, and unable to kick out as Dust completed the pin.
Velvet: What a brutal match! Dust has had about enough of the antics of Brittany and Samantha- and tonight, she took care of business. Now, everybody- it's time for a huge Main Event. That little scamp
IVELISSE has been chasing down a title match- and with the help of her friend
JENNACIDE, they defeated
NICOLE MATTHEWS & PORTIA PEREZ last week in Columbus. After that,
TEDDY LONG has granted Ivelisse this match against Nicole- and if Ivelisse can win, she gets her match.
NON-TITLE MATCH- NO DISQUALIFICATION:
IVELISSE* pinned Heartland Ladies' Champion NICOLE MATTHEWS** after a Flaming ArrowFireworks began before the opening bell, when
PORTIA PEREZ shoved Ivelisse into the steel post at ringside! Ivelisse was busted open, and Nicole launched into an attack. But Ivelisse survived the onslaught, and
JENNACIDE had her revenge. Jennacide came upon Nicole from behind on the arena floor, and Jennacide clobbered Nicole with a clothesline across the back of the head! Jennacide rolled Nicole back into the ring, and Ivelisse dumped Nicole with a slingshot DDT for the pin!
Velvet: Oh - my - gawd! Another dark day in
Heartland Ladies' Wrestling. Thanks to the interference of Jennacide, Ivelisse wins the match and she gets another title shot. This is nuts! Another screwed up ending- but let's leave it in the hands of Commissioner Teddy to make things right. So- as it stands- we will see
NICOLE MATTHEWS vs. IVELISSE for the
Heartland Ladies' Championship- and that match will go down on September 16 at
Heartland Havoc CXVII: You Better You Bet in Pittsburgh. That's it for tonight, Heartland- thanks for another awesome night of wrestling here in Cincinnati! We'll be back on Wednesday night with more great action as the old school icons from
Patriot Championship Wrestling head to Buffalo for another exciting show.
SGT. SLAUGHTER will be in the Main Event as he defends the
North American Heavyweight Championship against
EDDIE GILBERT. Come check it out!
Heartland Ladies' Champion:
NICOLE MATTHEWSHeartland Ladies' Tag Team Champions:
MERCEDES MARTINEZ & NICOLE SAVOYMistress Of Mayhem:
KELLY KLEIN (2)