[glow=red,2,300]C.R.A.P. [/glow][glow=red,2,300]Championship Rasslin'
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Plethador
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C.R.A.P. #004Iron Hand is standing in the ring as the show starts...
Iron Hand "Oh Plethador! Get your tail out here you fool!"
Out comes Plethador...
Plethador "What are you doing!? You're not supposed to be out here. You're ruining my show!"
Iron Hand "This is my show again you twerp! You see Plethador, according to Andromeda Tax Law, you had 30 days to pay your taxes on your Lucky Lotto winnings."
Plethador "Taxes?..... (gulp)"
Iron Hand "Haha you idiot! And you spent the entire winnings on buying this fed. So until you can come up with the 99,254,361 space bucks that you owe, the Andromeda Tax Commission owns this fed. And after approaching the ATC about the need of a commissioner to run this fed.....they've chosen me. Take him away boys!"
The Andromeda Tax Police then come through the curtain and haul Plethador off.
GRYT defeated NITRO with the STRONGMAN STRETCH, as the Tag Champs split up for tonight to go in singles action against a member of one of their challenging teams.In Iron Hand's office...
Scimitar "We showed him, huh Iron Hand."
Iron Hand "We?"
Scimitar "Ummm, I meant you."
Iron Hand "Plethador did have one good idea though. Having a personal assistant around sure does make life easier. Your first job is to go clean my personal restroom. Ha ha ha."
Scimitar "Me?"
Iron Hand backhands Scimitar.
Scimitar "Yes sir."
TANCK beat PANTHER WARRIOR after TANCKED. The Tag Champs both win their singles matches against two members of the two opposing teams to the straps.CRAP Champion, Sly Drury and Patch walk up to Iron Hand's office...
Iron Hand "Champ. Just the guys I wanted to see."
Sly Drury "We wanted to come by and congratulate you on getting rid of that stinking joke Plethador."
Iron Hand "Thank you. I want you two to be my new right hand men. My new Martial Law. Sit and lets discuss strategy."
TAURAN scored a victory over THE MAIN EVENT with the TAURAN VICTORY LOCK.Swarm, Malkuth, and Panther Warrior are all gathered in the back...
Swarm "We have to come up with a way to get that money that Plethador needs. Any ideas?"
Malkuth "I don't know Swarm. That's a lot of money. We could deal drugs."
Swarm "What? No way. Legally."
Malkuth "It was just a thought. I don't know how else you can come up with that amount of money."
Rotunda comes up to the group balling her eyes out.
Rotunda "My Plethy.....whaaaaa! They've took him away......whaaaa!"
Swarm "Calm down! I have to go to the ring. We'll save him though.....somehow."
TRICKS pinned SWARM after using COULROPHOBIA. Swarm's head looked like it was somewhere else during the match.Tricks is walking back to his locker room. He opens the door and a pale of water tips over from above. Tricks is soaked!. Across the room on the wall is the word 'GOTCHA' sprayed in red paint.
Backstage....
Payback "Hey Tauran. With Iron Hand now in charge and Sly Drury and Patch forming a new Martial Law, somebody needs to step up and keep these guys in check."
Tauran "I agree Payback."
Payback "Good. I'm known as the hardcore guy that can play the same game as the bad guys I go up against. You're the best technical guy around and can out wrestle anybody."
Tauran "Together our two styles make a well rounded attack against these guys.
Payback "Exactly! So you in. We'll watch each others backs in our matches and fight these guys."
Tauran "I'm in. You're wrestling in the main event next right?"
Payback "Yeah and Iron Hand and his Martial Law is going to want to make a sudden impact, so be ready."
PAYBACK is the winner by DQ against PATCH. Patch refuses to release a choke hold by the ref's 5 count.Patch then goes outside and grabs a chair. But here comes Tauran rushing to the ring. The two start to brawl and Tauran gets the upperhand. He nails Patch with a LEG HOOK POWERBOMB. Then Payback, now back up to his feet, hits the EXVENGE.