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Post by Fringe on May 2, 2009 1:34:37 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]C.R.A.P. [/glow][glow=red,2,300]Championship Rasslin' A la Plethador [/font][/glow] Roster1 Plethador 2 Rotunda 3 Iron Hand 4 Scimitar 5 Tauran 6 Sly Drury 7 Payback 8 The Main Event 9 Tanck 10 Gryt 11 Malkuth 12 Panther Warrior 13 Swarm 14 Nitro 15 Tristan 16 Vidtek 17 Tricks 18 Patch ChampionshipsCRAP Championship CRAP Tag Team Championship GoalsEntertainment. I want to provide a goofy, off the wall, laughable read with some serious wrestling in the ring thrown in. My only real goal is to just have some fun. To take a break from the seriousness of my other feds.
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Post by Fringe on May 2, 2009 1:51:13 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]C.R.A.P. [/glow][glow=red,2,300]Championship Rasslin' A la Plethador [/font][/glow] Somewhere in Andromeda. Plethador, with a 64oz. ice cold water in one hand and a Lucky Lotto in the other - "Alright, the 7:00 news. Here we go, they're drawing the numbers now."Andromeda Lottery host - "3........6.......11.......14......26.......30...... and.......49"Plethador's eyes light up and begins choking on his water - "(cough) (cough) (cough) What the crap!" Andromeda Lottery Host - "If these are your numbers, you've just struck it rich. Tonight's lottery is up to $594,836,460 space bucks. Are you winner?"Plethador - "Oh My Gawwwwwwd! Are you serious!?"Andromeda Lottery Host - "We're serious."Plethador turns off the tv and falls to his butt in front of the screen, his water busting and spilling all over him. "Think of all the things I could buy. An olympic size swimming pool.....oh no wait......a whole ocean........wait, what about a life time supply of Andromeda Acua.....wait I have it. Iron Hand and the GWF wants to release me. I'll show them........I'm buying the GWF!"
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Post by Deleted on May 2, 2009 3:10:35 GMT -5
Who booked this C.R.A.P.? Great idea.
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Post by Thomas (TK) on May 2, 2009 9:58:07 GMT -5
ROTFLMAO! (Spurts pepsi through the nose) Oh my goodness! That is hilarious and I am looking forward to the direction of C.R.A.P...wait, that sounded wrong!
$594,836,460 Space bucks?!?!?! That's a lot of dough...are you sure Plethy isn't Druish?!? I love that movie...better be careful or Pizza the Hutt will send out for you... hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha!
Valour...post your first card at Ludicrous speed! ;D
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Post by Fringe on May 2, 2009 21:15:56 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]C.R.A.P. [/glow][glow=red,2,300]Championship Rasslin' A la Plethador [/font][/glow] The closing moments of GWF WarZone... Plethador has entered the arena and is walking the halls on his way toward the guerilla position. The GWF wrestlers in the back, having heard of Plethador's jackpot miracle, stare on as Plethador walks past them. In the ring... Monolith and Endgame have been going at it for 25 minutes staight now. Out of nowhere though the sound system starts up in the arena. It's Plethador's theme music! 'I'm just a sexy Plethy.....oh...oh...oh I'm not you're Animen pet....oh...no..no I'm just a sexy Plethy.....oh...oh...oh'Plethador walks though the curtain with a microphone in hand. Plethador "Excusie me.....I said Excusie Me!"The Monolith and Endgame match has come to a halt. They look on in disbelief. Plethador "I have an announcement. This is the last broadcast of the GWF. I am the universe's newest multi-millionaire and with my Lucky Lotto winnings I have decided to buy the GWF. From now on this is no longer the GWF this is C.R.A.P. and believe me the C.R.A.P. is about to hit the fans! As far as C.R.A.P.'s roster goes, I have posted a list in the back of the wrestlers that will make up the newest C.R.A.P.ers. If you didn't make the list....too bad, so sad. Maybe you should have treated me better when I was a nobody."Plethador's announcement has prompted GWF Commissioner Iron Hand to come out. Iron Hand "What is going on out here. I run this fed!"Plethador "You used to run this fed. Don't worry though metal face. I have a job for you. You'll be my new personal assistant. Fans, we'll see you next week for our first show full of C.R.A.P.!"
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Post by Werner Mueck on May 2, 2009 21:46:41 GMT -5
The C.R.A.P. has hit the fans. Love it.
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2009 13:57:09 GMT -5
cant wait to see what happens next.
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Post by Eliath on May 5, 2009 4:16:23 GMT -5
I can already tell that this fed will be the most fun to read! Plethy the owner is going to be hilarious!
Great job so far!
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Post by Fringe on May 5, 2009 15:19:02 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]C.R.A.P. [/glow][glow=red,2,300]Championship Rasslin' A la Plethador [/font][/glow] C.R.A.P. #001Plethador is in the ring as the show starts. Plethador "C.R.A.P.ers welcome aboard. Tonight you'll witness the crowning of the very 1st C.R.A.P. Champion and Tag Team Champions. So without further ado....Take a load off and watch this C.R.A.P."-Graphic shows the Tournament brackets- Tauran vs. Sly Drury Payback vs. Patch Vidtek vs. The Main Event Swarm vs. Tricks Titan Energy vs. Circus Strongmen Jungle Nights vs. Iron Hand & Scimitar Swarm hit the Hive Driver in his match versus Tricks to advance to the next round.Plethador has assigned Rotunda to do the ring announcements. She announces Main Event as the next competitor. The Main Event "Let me see that mic....Honey, next time you better get it right. I am THE Main Event. And you're about to see why."Vidtek pinned The Main Event after BIG TIME.Rotunda "Ladies and gentlemen, your loser....Main Event." Outlaw Nation locker room... Patch "Can you believe this punk Sly. Who does Plethador think he is?"Sly Drury "Actually Patch, Plethador buying the GWF is a blessing in disguise. Look at all he's got rid of. No more Monolith...no Endgame....none of the Gladiators....the path to the top is wide open now that all the main event hogs are gone. I'm winning this tournament tonight and becoming the head honcho around here."Patch "Good point. Well I'm up next. See you in a bit hoss." Payback moves on in tonight's tourney after defeating Patch with a leg drop off ropes.In Plethador's office... Plethador "Iron Hand, your first job is to go fetch me some water. I'm parched here!"-Knock, Knock- In comes Rotunda. Plethador "Hey....ummm...uh....Rotunda. How...umm....are you today?"Iron Hand "Look at this Scimitar. Plethador has a crush on Rotunda. Look at how nervous he is. Here's your water...sir."Plethador "I do not have a crush on Rotunda!"Rotunda "Oh Plethy darling. I just wanted to come see how you're doing and thank you for the ring announcer position. Oh look, there's no ice in your water. Iron Hand, be a sweety and go get Plethy some ice."Iron Hand grunts and leaves for ice. Rotunda "Plethy you looked stress. Let me massage your shoulders."Iron Hand "Here's your damn ice."Scimitar "I've had enough of this. I'm out of here."Plethador "Ok guys...see you later. Oh I almost forgot...I came up with a name for your new team....Plethador's Angels. Huh, huh, huh...you like it right. Good luck in the tournament boys."Iron Hand "What a freak show."Sly Drury nailed Tauran with the CRIME LORD in the last first round match of the singles tournament.The Circus Strongmen proved too strong for Titan Energy. Nitro was TANCKED and the Strongmen move on to the Tag Team tournament finals.Plethador is walking backstage and runs into the Animen... Plethador "Ah, my fellow Animen. Swarm good buddy, I just know you're going to become the first C.R.A.P. Champion. But Jungle Nights....I don't know. My Angels are going to be tough to beat. Good luck though."Plethador then continues on his way. Plethador's Angels beat Jungle Nights. Iron Hand took complete control of his team and wouldn't tag out to Scimitar. The win came after I RUN THIS FED!Vidtek shocked Swarm, winning with BIG TIME.Sly Drury advances past Payback after coming off the top rope with a big elbow drop.Backstage Tricks is seen snooping around in Vidtek's locker room... Tricks "Oh my...look at this. It's a brand new holovision camera. I know let's make a movie....Hahahhahahaha!"Vidtek enters... Vidtek "What the hell ass clown. Give me back my camera!"Tricks "You mean this thing.....Hahahahhahah!"Tricks begins juggling the camera. Vidtek hits Tricks in the face, but by doing so the camera drops to the floor and breaks. Tricks takes off running, while Vidtek tries to gather up all the pieces. Vidtek "You'll pay for this clown."Circus Strongmen gave all they had against Plethador's Angels and it resulted in victory and the C.R.A.P. Tag Team Championship. Scimitar tagged himself in once during the match but he started getting beat up right off the back and immediatley tagged Iron Hand back in.Plethador comes to the ring with three titles in his hands. He announces the Circus Strongmen as the first Tag Team Champions and gives them their titles. The Strongmen then leave and Plethador sits alongside Dragonmaster at the announce table to watch the finals of the singles tourney. Sly Drury defeated Vidtek by hitting the CRIME LORD. Sly Srury is the first C.R.A.P. Champion!Plethador hands Sly Drury over the belt and makes it official. Plethador thanks the fans as the show goes off air.....THE C.R.A.P. has hit the fans!
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Post by Deleted on May 5, 2009 16:30:20 GMT -5
Very...Yery Excellent show there Valour. Nows thats what i call funny.
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