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Post by Deleted on May 20, 2009 20:27:57 GMT -5
This is some funny C.R.A.P going on. ;D
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Post by Tournament Master on May 21, 2009 9:17:01 GMT -5
I guess with Plethador back, we won't see the Scimitar Heavyweight Invitational Tournament now? OK, I'm banning myself for that.
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Post by LWPD on May 21, 2009 18:09:52 GMT -5
* Pacing Note: Your next card should not be posted any sooner than the start of the next calendar week (Sunday May 24th). Thanks!Stage 3 Challenge 2C.R.A.P. Nets A Major Sponsorship Deal! Cronkite Industries has offered C.R.A.P. a sponsorship deal that would cover all television production costs. This would mean receipts at the gate would be pure profit! In exchange C.I. wants the rights to use C.R.A.P. talent in its various marketing schemes (some of which may be morally questionable and perhaps even illegal). The first deal is with Wipe Well Multi-purpose Tissue Paper.Challenge 1: Design a commercial for the Wipe Wells using any three C.R.A.P. superstars of your choosing. The line here is thin...as the shooting of the commercial must effectively put over the product...but the aftermath must lead to the creation of a program of some sort involving all three C.R.A.P. superstars!___________________________________ Birth of The Spider Nitro...With A Web Of Barbed Wire!The ratings are in and the Night of Costumes was a smashing success. Research shows that the segments involving Nitro using the Spiderman gimmick drew very high quarter hours...and the Network wants you to take immediate advantage. Puffy Haberdash suggested to his dad "I'd like to see a battle high up in the sky...like superheroes!" Challenge 2: With a new push on the way, build a vignette that shows Nitro's formal transformation into the heroic and vastly more marketable Spider Nitro! Choose an opponent for him and create an effective build up for a death defying Spider Net Scaffold Free Fall Death Match (see chart).
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Post by Fringe on Jun 2, 2009 12:30:52 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]C.R.A.P. [/glow][glow=red,2,300]Championship Rasslin' A la Plethador [/font][/glow] 6 days before the next episode of C.R.A.P. ....Plethador sits in his office. Back in charge of C.R.A.P. after Iron Hand was forced to bail Plethador out of Plethador's tax situation to save his own behind, Plethador had no idea that another challenge would soon befall him. The phone rings and the bad news comes in... Plethador "Yes." Venos Scam Kroenkey "Plethador, this is Mr. Kroenkey, owner of the Titan Sportatorium and the Titan Ballers. We seem to have a bit of a dilema on our hands, dar dar." Plethador "What would that be exactly." Kroenkey "I....um.....funny story, dar dar." Plethador "Well?" Kroenkey "I doubleboooked the Sportatorium, dar dar. The Gravity Ball Conference Championships are on the same day and my Titan Ballers are in it." Plethador "Wait. You didn't think the Titan Ballers would make the Conference finals!?" Kroenkey "Not exactly, dar dar." Plethador "Bloody hell, they're the best team in Gravity Ball man! Are you retarded?!" Kroenkey "Dar dar." Plethador "Well I had the arena booked first. Looks like they'll have to find somewhere else to play." Kroenkey "Sorry, Plethador, dar dar, but you're the one I'm going to have to kick out. I'd be killed if I canceled the Titan Ballers game." Plethador "I guess we'll just see about that then, because C.R.A.P. will be at the Titan Sportatorium and we are putting on our show." Coming soon C.R.A.P. #006......um, maybe anyways......
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Post by Deleted on Jun 2, 2009 12:32:39 GMT -5
Sounds like a good storyline Valour.
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Post by Fringe on Jun 8, 2009 17:52:35 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]C.R.A.P. [/glow][glow=red,2,300]Championship Rasslin' A la Plethador [/font][/glow] C.R.A.P. #006 / Presented by Wipe Well Multi-Purpose Toilet PaperAfter a week long controversy on Titan on who would be using the Titan Sportatorium, Venos Scam Kroenkey has locked the doors to C.R.A.P. and Plethador. Plethador has thus decided to have the show right in the parking lot of the Titan Sportatorium. Payback def Patch in a Parking Lot Brawl. The first match started out hardcore as Payback and Patch fight among the parking lot of Hover cars. Payback even spotted Venos Scam's Kroenkey's limo and rammed Patch's head right through the glass of the front windshield.Nitro is in the makeshift locker room of Titan Energy. He's sitting in a chair staring at his Spiderman mask from last week. In walks Tristan. Tristan "What's up dawg?Nitro "Last week Tristan, I felt...I don't know...like I had real super powers with this thing on."Tristan "Yep, it's the mask. For real dawg, they change you. You put a mask on and you can be whatever you want. It's like psychological or something."Nitro "I think I'm going to continue wearing it."Nitro puts on the Spiderman mask. Tristan "Go for it. Then we'll both have masks. That'd be pretty cool, huh?"Spider Nitro "Umm, no. Too many masks is bad. We don't want to confuse our fans. Take yours off."Tristan "What? Don't be silly. I'm not taking off my mask."Spider Nitro "I'm the leader of this team and I said take off your mask. Now!"Tristan "I think that mask is cutting off the circulation to your brain."Spider Nitro "Wise guy, huh."Spider Nitro then leaps at Tristan and begins pounding on him. Tristan is down and Spider Nitro leaves the locker room. Tricks def Swarm. Tricks is posing for the photographers at ringside after the match. One photographer jumps up on the apron to get a close-up. But instead of taking a real picture, the photographer grabs Tricks head and drops down, guillotining Trick's neck off the top rope. The photographer takes off his disguise to reveal Vidtek. Vidtek continues his assault on Tricks before the quarrel is broken up by officials.A camera crew is set up in one part of the parking lot with The Main Event as he is about to shoot a commercial for Wipe Well Multi-Purpose Toilet Paper. Director "And ACTION!"The Main Event "Hi fans. I'm The Main Event of C.R.A.P. and the official toilet paper of C.R.A.P. is none other than Wipe Well Multi-Purpose Toilet Paper, the Main Event of TP's."Director "Now start walking."The Main Event starts walking. He walks by Gryt. The Main Event uses the Wipe Well to blow his nose and then hands the used TP over to Gryt. The Main Event "Whether it's blowing your nose...."The Main Event then walks by Iron Hand, who is stuffing the front of his tights with toilet paper. The Main Event "making yourself look bigger..."Iron Hand quickly turns his back to the camera. The Main Event "or whatever the purpose. Wipe Well is your multi-purpose toilet paper. The official main event of Tp's."Director "And CUT! Alright boys, let's pack up."Gryt walks up to The Main Event, "What, do you think that was funny? Who do you think you are?"Iron Hand also walks up to The Main Event, "Hey punk! You have an attitude problem. And plus, that wasn't what it looked like other there."The Main Event "Be jealous boys. Not only am I THE Main Event here in CRAP, but soon I'll be THE Main Event of the acting world also."Plethador "Hold it you three. I saw the whole thing and I have the solution to this situation. Tonight, we're going to have a Triple Threat Tag Team match. It will be Gryt with his partner Tanck versus Plethador's Flying Circus, Iron Hand and his partner Scimitar versus The Main Event and a partner of his choosing."The Main Event "Great. I'm going to find THE tag team partner. Gryt and Iron Hand, you're going to look like losers on the big screen and in the ring."Plethador's Flying Circus def Circus Strongmen and The Main Event & Vidtek. Vidtek was chosen as THE tag partner of The Main Event but there was a serious lack of communication between the two. An argument between the two in the ring resulted in Vidtek nailing The Main Event and Scimitar school boying him up for the win. The Main Event and Vidtek then begin arguing again after the match, but Tricks has come out and nails Vidtek from behind. He throws Vidtek out of the ring and the two begin brawling up the aisle. The Main Event turns around to leave but Iron Hand and Gryt are waiting there. Iron Hand delivers a huge chokeslam to The Main Event and Gryt finishes him off with the STRONGMAN STRETCH. .Tristan has found Plethador. Tristan "I want a match with Nitro."Plethador "Nitro is no longer a wrestler in CRAP."Tristan "What?!"Plethador "It's Spider Nitro now."Tristan "Whatever. I want a match with him."Plethador "Jealous are we Tristan. Spider Nitro is a money making gimmick, but you ....you're just.....Tristan. Whaddupwitdat! Just quit being jealous Tristan."Tristan "Look I'm not the bad guy here. That mask has turned Nitro into an psychotic egomaniac."Plethador "I think you're the only egomaniac here. I'll give you the match though, but it's not going to be just any match. My buddy Puffy called a little while ago and he wants to see the amazing Spider Nitro in a Spider Net Scaffold Free Fall Death Match. The setup for the match has already been prepared, so get ready, because that match is up next."Spider Nitro defeats Tristan in a Spider Net Scaffold Free Fall Death Match. Both men brutalized each other on top of the scaffold and there were many times when it looked like one was going to fall off. Then in the most violent moment ever seen on CRAP, Spider Nitro pushed Tristan off the scaffold and Tristan fell 40 feet, landing in the spider web of barbwire. On impact a huge blast went off as well. Medics rushed to cut the barbwire to get to Tristan. Tristan was not moving and the holovision cameras ended up going to a technical difficulty screen. It will be a miracle if Tristan is ever able to wrestle again after the scene witnessed here tonight...if he's even alive.Upon the cameras returning to the feed, an ambulance could be heard leaving the area. Next, out came Tauran and Sly Drury for a CRAP Championship Main Event. Tauran beat CRAP Champion Sly Drury to become the new champion. Tauran obtained victory with the TAURAN VICTORY LOCK.
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Post by Avarice on Jun 8, 2009 22:13:00 GMT -5
Great work...this CRAP was just as good, if not better than some of the other CRAP you've put out. Love how you're rolling with the angles given, making it CRAP-TASTIC
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Post by LWPD on Jun 12, 2009 6:14:15 GMT -5
Stage 3 Challenge 3The Wizard of Oz GauntletYoung Puffy Haberdash had another 'brilliant idea': What if pro wrestling could be more like his favorite movie...The Wizard of Oz? Now thanks to Network sponsorship...it can be!
Introducing the C.R.A.P. Wizard of Oz Gauntlet, where there's no place like home and dreams really can come true! The winner will receive $100,000! While aspirations will be realized for one CRAPster...the house will figuratively fall on top of another as one person will lose their spot on the roster! Challenge 1: Choose any six wrestlers to compete in this very special gauntlet style event. This is a 'continuous chain' of single elimination matches (wrestler 1 vs 2, winner of 1/2 immediately meets 3, etc). How you structure the logic of the order is at your discretion. Each wrestler must cut a pre-match promo that represents the corresponding personas:
Wrestler 1: Dorothy Gale Wrestler 2: The Scarecrow Wrestler 3: Tin Man Wrestler 4: Cowardly Lion Wrestler 5: Wicked Witch of the West Wrestler 6: The Wizard of Oz
Note that each and every match must have a 'different set of rules'._______________________________________ Follow The Yellow Brick Road To The Inverted TriangleThe night is not over for the 'first three wrestlers' who were eliminated from The Gauntlet. Their adventure is just beginning!Challenge 2: Set up an Inverted Triangle Match involving the first three wrestlers who were eliminated from the Wizard of Oz Gauntlet. You can use any set of Triple Threat rules. The key to the inverted triangle is that the first wrestler who is pinned or submitted 'stands by' as the match continues with the other two wrestlers. Once one of the two remaining wrestlers is pinned or submitted...this sets up the final phase!________________________________________ Somewhere Over The Rainbow...Based on the results of the Inverted Triangle match, it's almost time to clap together the heels of those red shoes! With the wide eyes of the Lullaby League and Lollipop Guild looking on...who will make it safely out of Oz?Challenge 3: The two 'losing' wrestlers from the Inverted Triangle match must now battle for their very C.R.A.P. careers...in a spectacular Light Tube Double Hell Glass Barricade Scorpion Tank Death Match. The winner puts on the red shoes and returns to the C.R.A.P. locker room to tout their glory. The loser is gone from C.R.A.P. forever!"Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!" -Wizard of Oz
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Post by Tournament Master on Jun 12, 2009 8:54:18 GMT -5
Oh my goodness gracious...this is the greatest challenge EVER! The fun of CRAP is not only in the storylines, but the great challenges produced for the fed. I can't wait!
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Post by marktaggart on Jun 14, 2009 10:40:13 GMT -5
Gee, who do you think keeps coming up with all of these great tournament themed challenges?
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