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C.R.A.P. #005 / The Night of CostumesPrior to the show...
Iron Hand sits in his office talking to Sly Drury and Patch. A knock is heard and in enters Arlington Haberdash, Network President of Filsinger Holovision (of which C.R.A.P. airs on).
Iron Hand stands to his feet in a hurry.
Iron Hand
"Mr. Haberdash, please come in. Have a seat. I had no idea you were coming tonight."Sly Drury to Patch
"Whoa. Who is this guy. Look at Iron Hand kiss butt."Iron Hand
"Is everything ok Mr. Haberdash?"Mr. Haberdash
"It's great. Who are you though? I was expecting
Plethador. Where is he at?"Iron Hand
"Ummm.....uh......Plethador is taking a vacation this week...(gulp). I'm his most trusted friend, Iron Hand, and am filling in."Mr. Haberdash
"Well Iron Head. My 9 year old son, Puffy, loves C.R.A.P. and Plethador. In fact, so does the entire galaxy. The ratings for this show have been skyrocketing ever since Plethador took charge. That's one smart businessman. And to take advantage of the show's popularity, I'm granting a time slot for C.R.A.P. to hold a holovision special. I want it taped tonight so that it's ready to go for tomorrow. My son Puffy really wants to be in charge for a night too."Iron Hand
"Of course Mr. Haberdash."Mr. Haberdash
"Puffy wants to see the wrestlers dressed up in costumes and wrestle in a tournament. Good kid...but he wouldn't quit crying about it. Maybe this will keep him quiet for awhile. I love my son.....SO MAKE IT HAPPEN IRON HEAD! Here he comes now. Son, come on in here. This is Iron Head....Plethador's best friend."In walks Puffy.
Puffy
"Ahhh!"Mr. Haberdash
"What is it son?"Puffy
"Thats Iwon Han. He hates Pwethador. He put Pwethador in pwison."Mr. Haberdash
"Iron Head! What is the meaning of this!?"Iron Hand
"No....wait! Plethador is not in prison sir. It's just a story on the show right now. It's just part of the act."Mr. Haberdash
"I think Plethador better get here before the time I come back to pick up my son then. If he's not here by the time I get back....I'm holding you personally responsible!"Iron Hand
"Yes sir! I'll call him right away and tell him to get back here immediately."Mr. Haberdash and son then leave the office.
Iron Hand
"What do we do!? What do we do!?"Sly Drury
"Whoa! Calm down! I have a plan. Everybody is going to be in costumes tonight anyway right? We'll just make a Plethador costume and have Scimitar wear it."Iron Hand
"That's it! Guys, we have to pull this off."Backstage....
Iron Hand has the whole roster gathered and explains to them what tonight's new plans are and tells them all to make costumes right away.
A few hours later, the taping for THE NIGHT OF COSTUMES begins...
Puffy Haberdash is in the ring with a mic.
Puffy
"Hi dee ho fellow CRAPPERS... and away we go! Welcome to THE NIGHT OF COSTUMES! I'm Puffy. We have an eight person tournament for ya. So wes get started! Yay!"Puffy then joins Dragonmaster at the announce table.
Puffy
"Les see who's up first Dwagonmasta."Out comes Tauran. He's dressed up as a baby! He has a big diaper on, a pacifier in his mouth and a huge baby bottle that's used to feed livestock with in his right hand.
Tauran
"Waaaaa! Waaaaa! I'm Itty Bitty T. And if I don't win tonight I'm going to cry. Waaaaaaa!"Puffy
"Iddy Biddy T is such a baby!"Dragonmaster
"Let's just hope he doesn't make a boom boom in the ring Puffy."His opponent, Sly Drury along with Patch, then come out dressed as pirates. Sly Drury has a big pirate hat on, pirate looking clothes, and even a hook in his hand. Patch has done nothing more than put an eye patch over his eye.
Sly Drury
"Aarghhhhh mateys! I be Captain Sly D and this is my swashbuckling matey Patch the Pirate. And I'm going to make this baby crawl the plank! Aarghhhhh."Captain Sly D def Itty Bitty T after a running slam. Tauran really got into the role by crying every time he took a bump.Out comes Tricks next. He is dressed like a rabbit and hops his way down the aisle. Midway down though he trips and somersaults the rest of the way down the ramp. The crowd begins laughing hysterically.
Puffy
"Silly Wabbit."Dragonmaster
"This Tricks is not for kids, Puffy."Tricks
"Shut up! Quit laughing at me, it's not funny. What do I look like to you people...a clown. Anyways, I'm Silly Rabbit and I'm hopping my way into the finals of this tournament."Out comes Swarm. Swarm is dressed up in a huge, bulky bumble bee costume. The costume even has a big stinger on the back of it at the butt.
Swarm runs in circles in the ring
"Bzzzzzz.Bzzzzzz. Bzzzzzzzz. It's me....it's me.....it's Bum...ble....Bee!"Swarm then turns around and bends over and starts to chase Tricks around the ring with his stinger.
Puffy
"He's gonna sting him Dwagonmasta!"Silly Rabbit defeats Bumble Bee after an AX MURDERER. Swarm had a hard time getting any offense in as his costume was just too fat.Next up...
Dragonmaster
"What's that smell Puffy?"Reluctantly out comes Tanck. He's in a skunk costume. He turns around and tries to go backstage again but Iron Hand, Sly Drury, and Patch push him right back out through the curtain.
Tanck enters the ring
"This is stupid"Puffy
"He's stupid!"Dragonmaster
"Yes he is Puffy."Tanck, unenthusiastically
"I'm Stinky Le Pew. Woo...wee."The ref pulls a clothespin out of his pocket and sticks it on his nose.
Tanck
"I don't stink!"The ref whispers into Tanck's ear 'Just play along'.
Tanck
"Fine. I'm Stinky Le Pew and I'm going to spray my opponent. Ain't I a stinker. There!"Next, his opponent The Main Event comes out....dressed in a big hot dog and bun costume!?
Rotunda
"And his opponent....Big Dog!"The Main Event
"That's THE Big Dog! And Stinky McStinkerson, you're going down. I'm the main event....the hottest and biggest dog in C.R.A.P. I'm going to run circles around you and there will be no 'catching up' for you. 'Relish' the moment fans, you're witnessing THE Big Dog around here."Dragonmaster
"So Puffy, do you think The Big Dog will be the weiner...I mean winner?"Puffy
"Hehe. I dunno. But how is he gonna westle in that big thing?!"The Big Dog def Stinky Le Pew after SIGN ON THE LINE. If you never witnessed a big hot dog wrestle fans, you're missing out!For the next match, Nitro makes his entrance and he's dressed up as Spiderman.
Nitro
"Who am I? You sure you want to know? The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If somebody said it was a happy little tale... if somebody told you I was just your average ordinary guy, not a care in the world... somebody lied. I'm your friendly neighborhood Spiderman."Then out comes...Plethador?
Scimitar
"The C.R.A.P. is about to hit the fans!"Clearly the voice is that of Scimitar.
Puffy
"That's not Pwethador! Where's Pwethador! I wanna see Pwethador!"Puffy takes off running to the back.
Scimitar
"Hey kid! Where are you going? I'm your favorite guy Plethador. See watch."Scimitar takes a water bottle and pours water all over himself.
Scimitar
"Please come back!"Spiderman def Plethador with the BAD VIBRATIONS. This could be bad news for Iron Hand.Scimitar is back from his match and approaches Iron Hands office....
Scimitar
"What now boss?"Iron Hand
"This is your fault. You weren't convincing enough. Now I'm going to have to do something I don't want to do. Sly Drury, you're in charge. I have to go somewhere real quick and I don't have much time."Up next is the 2nd Round. Again we see Captain Sly D accompanied by Patch the Pirate and his opponent Silly Rabbit.
Captain Sly D pins Silly Rabbit after CRIME LORD. Looks like wabbit season is all over for Tricks.Then we have our second appearance by Spiderman as he faces off against The Big Dog.
The Big Dog beat Spiderman after the second SIGN ON THE LINE of the night. Nitro looked like a natural playing a superhero of the past, but I guess it's back to just plain ole Nitro after tonight.Iron Hand is back at the arena...
Iron Hand
"Hurry! We don't have much time!"Iron Hand runs out to the ring.
Iron Hand
"Wait! I'm back. Puffy, please come back out here. I have a big surprise for you."Puffy comes out to the entrance stage and looks on at Iron Hand in the ring.
Iron Hand
"Thank you Puffy! Ok now!"The arena is silent and then......
'I'm just a sexy Plethy....ohhh...oh...oh
I'm not your Animan pet.....ohhhh...no...no
I'm just a sexy Plethy.....ohhh.....oh...oh'Plethador walks out from the curtain! Puffy turns around and runs into Plethador's arms. Plethador puts Puffy on his shoulder and walks to the ring.
Plethador
"I'mmmmmmm back! Puffy, it's about time we met. Great job on tonight's show while I was gone. I love it! Our final of the tournament is up next and I think we should make it a match that nobody will ever forget. Let's make it a special match. Which one should it be Puffy?"Puffy
"Oh...oh....oh....I know. A Pancake House Brawl Match!"Plethador
"Yes! And we're in luck....there's a Pancake House just next door! C'mon fans! Let's go! Last one there eats a rotten pancake!" Plethador and Puffy take off running. The entire audience has gotten out of their seats and it's a madhouse as the fans are trying to find any exit they can. Iron Hand is on the ground as fans are trampling over him as they make their way next door to the Pancake House.
In the Pancake house.....
The fans have formed a perimeter around the two finalists Captain Sly D and The Big Dog. They begin the match.
Captain Sly D hits The Big Dog with an empty food tray. The Big Dog shoves a hot dog down the throat of the Captain.
Fans are getting involved too! They're showering the wrestlers with syrup! The Big Dog holds Sly D down as a fan squirts blackberry syrup down his throat. The ref starts a 5 count against the fan, but the fan breaks the hold at 4 and three quarters.
The two men brawl into the kitchen but the cooks begins swatting them away with spatulas.
Back in the dining area both men are down. Plethador grabs a bottle of maple syrup and Puffy grabs a bottle of strawberry and the two begin covering Captain Sly D and The Big Dog in it.
The Big Dog regains control and walks Sly D over to the cashier. The Big Dog asks how much they owe. The cashier doesn't know what to say. 'Here, keep the change', The Big Dog slams Captain Sly D's head into the cash register.
The Big Dog now has Sly D up on a dining room table and going for a piledriver, but Captain Sly reverses and hits the Back Stabber. A cover and 1....2....3!
Puffy
"Wadies and gentlemen! Your winner Capin Swy D!"In walks Mr. Haberdash. The place is a wreck!
Mr. Haberdash
"What in the blue blazes in going on in here!?"Plethador
"Get him!"Puffy, Plethador and the CRAPPERs begin chasing Mr. Haberdash with pancake syrup to end THE NIGHT OF COSTUMES!