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C.R.A.P. #008 (The Finale) / KING of C.R.A.P.Plethador is in the ring for what has been rumored in the previous week as a huge announcement.
Plethador
"Tonight the network had decided to sponser a special tournament. Tonight we hold the King of CRAP Death Tournmanet! Four wrestlers will compete in a round robin tournament and every match will be a special match with no disqualifications. Each win receives one point. And the winner will earn $100,000....HOLY CRAP, a $100,000...count me in. Ahem...and the other three wrestlers will be Spider Nitro, Scimitar, and Iron Hand! There will aslo be a CRAP Championship match tonight featuring the CRAP Champion, Tauran versus the man he won the title from, Sly Drury!"WATER vs. BEER MATCHWin by pinfall or submission. No DQ's. Water and beer are legal weapons.
Plethador vs. Scimitar
Plethador carryed a case of bottle water under each arm to the ring. There were also 5 gallon buckets of water at ringside. Scimitar rolled out a cooler full of ice and beer with him. Plethador stands face to face with Scimitar inside the ring, a bottled water in Plethador's hand and a bottled beer in Scimitar's. It's a drink off! The two men down their bottles. They stare down and ask for another. This continues for 8 waters and beers until suddenly neither Plethador or Scimitar look too good. They both begin stumbling around and both fall on their backs. Plethador gets to his feet first and grabs a 5 gallon bucket of water and pours it over Scimitar. Scimitar slips and Plethador makes the cover.
WINNER - PLETHADOR (1 pt)CRAPPERS BRING THE WEAPONS MATCHWin by pinfall or submission. No DQ. Fans are allowed to hand the wrestlers weapons.
Iron Hand vs. Spider Nitro
Iron Hand grabs ahold of Spider Nitro and leads him outside the ring. Iron Head has Spider Nitro in a headlock and rams him into a chair being held by a fan. Iron Hand takes a waffle maker from a fan and nails Spider Nitro with it. Then he grabs a tiolet wand from another fan and smears it into Nitro's mask. The match is over quickly afterward when Iron Hand hits a powerbomb and a Full Metal Slam inside the ring.
WINNER - IRON HAND (1 pt)HOG PEN MATCHWin by pinfall or submission inside the hog pen. No DQ. Match takes place inside a hog pen.
Plethador vs. Spider Nitro
A hog pen has been set up during the last match. Plethador wastes no time and runs to the ring and drags the stunned Spider Nitro to the hog pen and dumps him inside. He then takes a bucket of slop and pours it over Spider Nitro. Spider Nitro surprised Plethador with a Frantic Attack though and follows up with the Web Crawler Funk. Spider Nitro then hits his finisher SPIDER NITRO TINGLE for the win.
WINNER - SPIDER NITRO (1 pt)
DIAPER MATCHNo DQ's. Both opponents start the match with a diaper on. The first wrestler to strip his opponent of the diaper is the winner.
Iron Hand vs. Scimitar
Both men look none to pleased to be wearing a diaper, but the fans were having a blast and laughing hysterically. Iron Hand didn't wait for the bell and went right after Scimitar. Iron Hand completely dominated the match, hitting PLETHADOR RUNS THIS FED and then stripping the diaper off of Scimitar. Iron Hand, with his diaper still on, lifts his hands in the air as the ref declares him the victor.
WINNER - IRON HAND (2 pts)
The tournament is stopped momentarily as the CRAP Championship match is next...
As CRAP Champion Tauran is walking to the ring, Patch runs from behind him and blindsides Tauran. Sly Drury then walks out and the arena erupts into a loud chorus of boos. Then from nowhere, behind Sly Drury runs out Gryt with a chair. He smashes Sly Drury from behind. Then he runs at Patch and takes him down with a Lou Thez Press. He hammers on Patch and meanwhile Tauran has recovered and is leading Sly Drury into the ring. Gryt grabs Patch and tosses him into the ring as well. Gryt and Tauran continue to take it to Sly and Patch, until the two slip out of the ring and head backstage. Tauran and Gryt are left in the ring. Tauran extends his hand and Gryt shakes it. The fans erupt into cheers.
MASK vs. HAIR MATCHWin by pinfall or submission. No DQ's. If Spider Nitro loses he must unmask. If Scimitar loses he must get his head shaved bald.
Spider Nitro vs. Scimitar
Both men run at each other with a clothesline and both go down. Scimitar is up and hits Spider Nitro with a chokeslam. Going outside of the ring, Scimitar rams Spider Nitro into the steel post. Back inside though, Spider Nitro makes a comeback and eventually hits Scimitar with the SPIDER NITRO TINGLE to take the win. Spider Nitro then leads Scimitar up to the stage where a barber shop has been set up. He takes a pair of clippers and begins shaving Scimitar's hair off.
WINNER - SPIDER NITRO (2 pts)
Backstage in Plethador's office, Puffy Haberdash has arrived.
Puffy
"Pwethador, I wanna pick the next match between you an Iwon Han."Plethador
"Um...ok. I hope you can pick one I can win though"Puffy
"A Body Bag Match!"Plethador
"(gulp) I'm claustrophobic too. Well come on down to ringside with me and stand in my corner."BODY BAG MATCHNo DQ's. Win occurs by stuffing the opponent inside a body bag and zipping up the bag.
Pletahdor vs. Iron Hand
(Final match of the tournament if Iron Hand wins.)
Iron Hand is laughing as he stares across the ring at a scared Plethador. Plethador immediately bails out of the ring. Iron Hand chases after him. As Iron Hand goes around the corner of the ring though, Puffy sticks out his foot, and Iron Hand bites it face first. Plethador rolls Iron Hand back into the ring. Plethador begins punching Iron Hand but Iron Hand has none of it and destroys Plethador with his finisher PLETHADOR RUNS THIS FED! Iron Hand then stuffs him into a body bag. Iron Hand wins the tournament.
WINNER - IRON HAND (3 pts)
KING OF C.R.A.P. and $100,000 WINNER - IRON HAND
After the match, Puffy jumps into the ring and unzips the body bag of Plethador. Iron Hand spots Puffy though and hits him with PLETAHDOR RUNS THIS FED! The fans are shocked. Iron Hand then leaves the ring.
Plethador crawls out of the body bag and sees Puffy. EMT's are already in the ring checking on Puffy.
EMT #1
"He's unresponsive! We have to get him to the hospital!"Plethador tells the EMT's to get back and drags Puffy up to his feet. Then in the most shocking scene ever seen...EVER...ANYWHERE...Plethador puts Puffy in the SUCTION CLAW! The fans are rioting! They begin throwing trash at Plethador. Some even attempt to climb the guardrails but security stops them.
EMT #2
"You're going to kill him!"Plethador won't let go!
Finally superstars from the back come out to pull Plethador off of Puffy.
Plethador
"Get off me! This is my fed and I can do whatever I want! He put me in a Body Bag Match with Iron Hand! He tried to kill me first!"Somebody, thankfully, must have called the local authorities, as they are now running to ringside. They put Plethador in handcuffs and drag him away as Plethador kicks and screams
"I RUN THIS FED!"--------
This was the last episode of C.R.A.P.
It has truly been amazing and a fun time to be able to present this fed for the booking challenge. In the last month, time has been a real factor as real life has been extremely busy and I haven't been able to write as many cards as I would have liked. I tried to make each one entertaining though and had a lot of fun in doing so. I just want to thank every one who read a C.R.A.P. card and enjoyed it. It has been a BLAST! Until the next time the CRAP hits the fans.....THANKS GUYS!
Andrew C.