-Chikara Presents-
-The 18th Show of Season 12-
-Cibernetico Beyond-
1) "Mr. Touchdown" Mark Angelosetti vs Shane Hollister
Shane Hollister opened the match with a beautiful dropkick, and that was pretty much the end of his offense. On his next move, he tried a cross body block which Mr. Touchdown ducked. From that point Angelosetti went to town with a mixture of technical wrestling and straight up power. A series of pump splashes nearly spelled the end for Hollister, but he managed to kick out at two and three fourths. The end came when Touchdown attempted to whip Hollister into the ropes, but Hollister reversed it. He attempted a leapfrog, but Mr. Touchdown caught him in mid jump and planted him with the Extra Point. One, Two, Three.
Winner: "Mr. Touchdown" Mark Angelosetti2) Sugar Dunkerton vs Juan Fransisco De Coronado
JFDC took a ridiculous amount of time for his ring entrance, and Sugar Dunkerton had enough, clotheslining De Coronado before he could get his bow tie off. Sugar clowned around the opening minutes of the match, trying to embarass the blue blood from Ecuador. De Coronado grew frustrated with the treatment, and gouged the eyes of Dunkerton twice which left Sugar reeling. The Ecuaplex nearly did the job for De Coronado, but Sugar managed to kick out at the last possible second. JFDC quickly hooked in the Coronado Clutch, but Dunkerton was able to reach the ropes. De Coronado grew frustrated, and it allowed Dunkerton to regain control for several minutes and score multiple near falls of his own. The end came when JFDC reversed a waistlock and drove Sugar hard into the canvas with a bulldog. He then rolled him over, grabbed a huge hand full of tights, and pinned him in the center of the ring.
Winner: Juan Fransisco De Coronado3) The Unstable vs Jakob Hammermeier, Jigsaw, and Mike Quackenbush
Vin Gerard and Mike Quackenbush started the match, and Quack showed his continued disdain for The Unstable by working over Gerard. Eventually Vin was able to make the tag to Stigma, who came in and immediately ate a huge Palm Strike from Quack. Once Quack beat on Stigma for a little while, he tagged in Jakob Hammermeier who was ready to get his hands on any member of The Unstable. He worked over Stigma for a bit, but eventually the size of Stigma over powered Jakob who tagged in Tim Donst. Donst went right for Hammermeier, and got blasted in the face with a HUGE Jakob right hand that left him out cold on the canvas!! Vin Gerard was in the ring in a flash and kicked Jakob hard in the groin. Referee Bryce Remsburg immediately called for the DQ as a brawl broke out amongst the remaining four men.
Winner: No ContestA host of referees, trainees, and officials hit ringside and broke the two teams up. Vin and Stigma carried an unconcious Donst backstage, as Quack and Jigsaw helped Jakob to his feet.
4) Eddie Kingston vs Dasher Hatfield
Leonard F. Chikarason came out from behind the curtain instead of Dasher Hatfield. An already angry Kingston could be heard yelling "What the hell is this." Chikarason announced that Dasher Hatfield was unable to compete tonight due to an injury sustained during last nights match. However, a suitable replacement had been found.4) Eddie Kingston vs Dragon Dragon
This lasted all of thirty seconds as Eddie Kingston charged across the ring and laid a series of chops into Dragon Dragon, which staggered the massive Dragon back into the ropes. An irate Kingston turned away to seethe for a moment, which gave Dragon Dragon a second to come at Kingston, who spun and almost literally took off Dragon Dragon's head with a Backfist to the Future. The pinfall was an after thought as Kingston ripped the microphone from the hands of Gavin Loudspeaker.
Winner: Eddie KingstonKingston went off about how he was being saddled with these jokes, and he was tired of playing mr. nice guy, and that he was done worrying about what people think of him. He was done worrying about tag teams, or trios. He said the only thing he cared about was regaining the Chikara Grand Championship, and that he wasn't leaving this ring until he got that chance.
Leonard F. Chikarason came out and announced that at the upcoming "Countdown to Extinction" where they would have a one night tournament to determine who would contend for the Grand Championship at the Season Finale, Eddie Kingston was the first name to be announced for the tournament.
This seemed to appease Kingston who said he would just have to kick seven asses, so he could kick an eighth and get his belt back.5) Chuck Taylor & Johnny Gargano vs Gran Akuma & Icarus
This one was wild from the opening bell as the hatred between these two teams boiled over. A massive brawl between all four men started the match, which eventually ended up with Akuma and Gargano in the ring. The following fifteen minutes saw all four men tag in and out of the match as each one was worked over, and numerous near falls occurred. The end of the match came as Gargano and Akuma were again in the ring, until Akuma hit a beautiful spinning kick that caught Gargano in the forehead and sent him out of the ring. Chuck Taylor was in and nailed Akuma with Sole Food, which saw him stagger and fall from the ring. Icarus was quickly in and grabbed Taylor in a waistlock from behind. He attempted to lift him for what seemed like a German suplex, but Taylor grabbed hold of Referee Jon Barber to stop himself from being lifted. Taylor half shoved Barber away when he let go of him, and at the same time threw his leg backwards hard into the groin of Icarus. Taylor quickly turned and scooped Icarus up, then planted him with the Omega Driver in the center of the ring. A recovering Barber counted One, Two, Three.
FIST (Gargano & Taylor) have 1 Point toward Title ContentionThe wild night continued, as again a brawl broke out after the match. Again, refs, officials, and Wrestle Factory students had to end up holding all four men back. They were all drug backstage as the show went to intermission.6) -Torneo Cibernetico-
Team 1 Batting Order: 17, Kodama, DeviANT, Ares, CombatANT, Obariyon, Tursas, Kobald
Team 2 Batting Order: Green Ant, Hallowicked, Frightmare, The Shard, Ultramantis Black, Crossbones, Soldier Ant, AssailANT
Elimination #1: At the seven minute mark, Frightmare ducked a crossbody block from Kodama who hit the canvas hard. Frightmare then dropped the Kneecolepsy on him and covered him for the One, Two, Three.
Kodama has been eliminated.Elimination #2: At the thirteen minute mark, Ares and Tursas connected with a variation of the Doomsday Uppercut on The Shard. Ares then planted him with the Tiger Driver for the One, Two, Three.
The Shard has been eliminated.Elimination #3: At the twenty one minute mark, Soldier Ant, Green Ant, and AssailANT ran 17 over with Ants Go Marching. Soldier and Green left the ring, and AssailANT yelled out Chikara Special Blue before applying a new variant of the hold and forcing 17 to immediately tap out.
17 has been eliminated.Elimination #4: At the twenty five minute mark, CombatANT ducked a Hallowicked running Yakuza kick and absolutely leveled him with a discus forearm smash. He cradled him for the One, Two, Three.
Hallowicked has been eliminated.Elimination #5: At the twenty six minute mark, Frightmare springboarded off the ropes and dropkicked CombatANT hard in the back and sent him sailing over the top rope to the floor. Obariyon was in the ring like lightning, grabbed Frightmare and devastated him with a wrist-clutch exploder driver, and covered him for the One, Two, Three.
Frightmare has been eliminated.Elimination #6: At the thirty one minute mark, AssailANT relished the chance to get his hands on one of his former Swarm team mates. First drilling DeviANT into the mat with AssailANT's Cross, then hooking him in the Chikara Special Blue and forcing him to tap out.
DeviANT has been eliminated.Elimination #7: At the thirty six minute mark, AssailANT continued to kick butt beating up Ares and CombatANT, before Tursas tagged back into the match. AssailANT tried everything he could think of against the Finnish monster, but he finally began to run out of steam and Tursas mowed him down with a Giant Lariat. The big splash followed, as did the One, Two, Three.
AssailANT has been eliminated.Elimination #8: At the forty three minute mark, Crossbones rolled out of the way of the Demon's Toilet causing Kobald to splat hard on the mat. Crossbones then planted him with the Friggin' Sweet Driver and got the One, Two, Three.
Kobald has been eliminated.Elimination #9: At the forty eight minute mark, Obariyon crawled to the ropes to escape the Chikara Special Green. Green Ant drug him to his corner, and tagged in Ultramantis Black. The Praying Mantis Driver dropped Obariyon directly on top of his head and the One, Two, Three followed.
Obariyon has been eliminated.Elimination #10: At the fifty one minute mark, Tursas scaled the ropes as Crossbones struggled to his feet. A Tursas Diving Cross Body onto Crossbones shook the whole ring, and the One, Two, Three was an after thought.
Crossbones has been eliminated.Elimination #11: At the fifty two minute mark, Soldier Ant came into the ring as Tursas got to his feet, and with the loudest SIR YES SIR we have ever heard the Militant Mat Mite utter, he let rip a saluting spinning elbow strike that knocked the giant Tursas prone onto the mat. Soldier Ant hooked both of his massive legs and the referee counted One, Two, Three.
Tursas has been eliminated.Elimination #12: At the fifty four minute mark, CombatANT connected with the TKO on Soldier Ant, then locked him into an Inverted Chikara Special. Soldier Ant clawed and struggled for the ropes, but it was too much, and he was forced to tap out.
Soldier Ant has been eliminated.Elimination #13: At the fifty nine minute mark, Green Ant showed his technical expertise as he somehow countered an Inverted Chikara Special into the Chikara Special Green, which he wrenched as hard as he possibly could and CombatANT quickly tapped out.
CombatANT has been eliminated.Elimination #14: At the sixty one minute mark, Ares drilled Green Ant with a Blue Thunder Bomb. He then yanked him to his feet and connected with a picture perfect Tiger Driver for the One, Two, Three.
Green Ant has been eliminated.Elimination #15: At the sixty five minute mark, Ultramantis Black backdropped Ares out of a Tiger Driver attempt. When Ares stood up, Mantis scooped him and drove him head first into the mat with Cosmic Doom. Mantis let out a maniacal laugh, lifted Ares to his feet and destroyed him with a Praying Mantis Bomb and covered him for the One, Two, Three.
Ares has been eliminated.ULTRAMANTIS BLACK WINS TORNEO CIBERNETICO!!!!Dr. Cube comes into the ring and attempts to attack Ultramantis Black from behind. Ultramantis however saw it coming and caught Cube with a kick to the gut. He scooped him up over his shoulder, causing the cube to fall off, and exposing the now bandaged face that we once knew as Wink Vavvaseur, before drilling him into the mat with Cosmic Doom. Ultramantis Black left the ring triumphant, having vanquished his enemy from Chikara forever.
Ares crawled half conscious across the ring to the prone form of Dr. Cube and reached into the pocket of his coat. He withdrew the Eye of Tyr and began to call for Tursas to come back to the ring. The Finnish monster came from the curtain and met Ares in the ring. Ares waved the Eye in front of the face of Tursas and spoke a few words. Tursas shook his head as if clearing the cobwebs, then looked questioningly at Ares. Ares spoke a few words in German and then pointed at the prone form of Dr. Cube. Tursas looked back and forth from Ares to Cube, until Ares nodded his head. Tursas then rushed across the ring and dropped a big splash on the already unconcious Cube. Ares and Tursas then left the ring.
Next, the members of The Batiri came out from behind the curtain and rolled into the ring standing above their fallen leader. All three of them looked at one another, then out into the members of the Chikarmy, finally Kobald shrugged his shoulders and all three of them began laying the boots to the decimated Dr. Cube.
17, DeviANT, and CombatANT came running to the ring, apparently the only ones still loyal to Dr. Cube and began to brawl with The Batiri. The six men brawled all over the arena for several minutes, and then finally out of the sight of the cameras and fans.
The show came to an end with the Chikarmy singing the "Hey Hey Hey Goodbye" song to the unconscious Dr. Cube laying in the center of the ring.Grand Champion - Jigsaw
def. Colt Cabana ("Anniversario: The Ogg and I")
def. Ophidian ("A Piece of the Action") v1
def. Chuck Taylor ("Better Luck Next Time") v2
def. Eddie Kingston ("Death in Slow Motion") v3
def. Ophidian ("The Greatest Mother of Them All") v4
def. Delirious ("The God Gambit") v5
def. Ultramantis Black ("Enter The Nightbird") v6
def. Kota Ibushi ("TWGP: The Key to Vector Sigma Part 2") v7
def. Green Ant ("Anniversario: Divide and Conquer") v8
def. 2 Cold Scorpio & Green Ant ("Chikarasaurus Rex: The Search for Alpha Trion") v9
def. Jakob Hammermeier ("Carnage in C-Minor") v10
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Campeones De Parejas - 3.0
def. The Osirian Portal ("Carnage in C-Minor")
-3 Points-
The Colony
def. The Young Bucks ("The Burden Hardest to Bear")
def. Mike Quackenbush & The Shard ("The Burden Hardest to Bear")
def. Irish Airborne ("Ghost in the Machine")
Los Ice Creams
def. The Spectral Envoy ("Nightmare Planet")
def. The Young Bucks ("Nightmare Planet")
def. The Swarm ("Ghost in the Machine")
-2 Points-
The Throwbacks
def. The Young Bucks ("Ghost in the Machine")
def. The Bravado Brothers ("Carnage in C-Minor")
-1 Point-
Tim Donst and Vin Gerard
def. Hallowicked & Frightmare ("Ghost in the Machine")
The Batiri
def. Mike Quackenbush & The Shard ("Ghost in the Machine")
FIST (Gargano & Taylor)
def. FIST (Akuma & Icarus) ("Cibernetico Beyond")