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Dan the Dad like a lamb to the slaughter!

[Joel Pole]

Jun 19, 2024 14:50:25 GMT -5 db1091 said:

Dan the Dad like a lamb to the slaughter!

* Moxley licks his lips *

[Joel Pole]

#77 - Power Hour on MTV
(Year 2 - Month 4 - Week 2)

Welcome to Dynamo Powerhouse Wrestling! This is Power Hour on MTV coming to you live, as always, from the DPW FlexZone! We’re getting closer and closer to the big one! Several huge matches are lining up for THE SECOND BEEFENING on Pay-Per-View in just two weeks as well as for THE ROAD TO THE BEEFENING special on MTV next week! In tonight’s main event Heenan’s monster Luchasaurus steps up to The Phenomenal DPW Champion AJ Styles! 2-time MTV Champion Brock Lesnar defends the title! The tag team division heats up as newcomers The British Bulldogs nip at the heels of Goro Bros and much, much more! We expect to hear from DPW Boys Champion Ricky Starks and here he comes down to the ring–

IN RING SEGMENT:
Acting Commissioner Teddy Long welcomes Absolute Boys Champion Ricky Starks to the ring to get his response to challenges levied by The Family last week on Power Hour and Ricky is once again being accompanied by that gorgeous Playboy Bunny whom Ricky “stole” from Playboy Val Venis after defeating him at BEEFAPALOOZA. The Boys Champion says that he’s not worried about taking out that “old relic” Uncle Jimmy Snuka at THE SECOND BEEFENING and he’s gonna plow right through SeFa next week. Suddenly the Fatus are encircling the ring; Teddy Long runs for his life while Uncle Jimmy whacks Ricky from behind with a coconut! Screams pierce the air of the FlexZone as Ricky’s Playboy Bunny is scooped up over the shoulder of The Samoan Werewolf JaFa and by the time Ricky regains his senses the kidnappers are long gone and The Family has made off with his girl!


BACKSTAGE PROMO:
Big Bad Brody King stands beside “All Ego” Ethan Page & Danhausen and he gets straight to business. Brody King says that he’s not going to be intimidated by a bunch of savage thugs who pick on women and he’s going to make sure that The Samoan Werewolf meets his end inside of a steel cage next week on ROAD TO THE BEEFENING. “All Ego” Ethan Page tells Danhausen that they have another shot to earn a #1 contender match tonight by defeating The Bulldogs and he hopes that Danhausen will take this opportunity seriously. Danhausen looks quizzically upon his tag team partner. Page sighs, “Quit looking quizzically upon me, goof, let’s go.”


MATCH ONE:

#1 CONTENDER QUALIFYING MATCH - TAG TEAM TITLES

The British Bulldogs

[Davey Boy Smith & Dynamite Kid]

vs.

Goro Bros

[All Ego Ethan Page & Danhausen]

The British Bulldogs made an explosive debut last week defeating The Kinkdom and this week they take on DPW mainstays Goro Bros who still strive to make their first challenge for the DPW Tag Team Championships. All Ego & Danhausen made strategic tags as well as they could but the combination of Dynamite’s speed and Smith’s raw power proved insurmountable. Ethan Page calls to Danhausen to tag him in but Davey Boy drops Danhausen down in a ground-shaking falling powerslam. Dynamite Kid flies in from out of nowhere incapacitating All Ego in the ropes as Davey Boy gets the 1-2-3. The British Bulldogs will take on The Sheepherders in 2 weeks at THE SECOND BEEFENING to determine the #1 contenders for the tag belts! The Bulldogs have exited and Ethan Page seems to be having a disagreement with his partner in the ring. The crowd is chanting “DAN-HAU-SEN! DAN-HAU-SEN!” and the camera mics can’t catch what the two are saying. Ethan Page pushes Danhausen aggressively causing the crowd to gasp and jeer. Brody King suddenly slides in between the two and ushers Ethan Page to the corner while Danhausen has begun his trek to the locker room. Obviously Page would be unhappy with a loss, but has he crossed the line putting his hands on his partner and friend like that?

RESULT: The Bulldogs d. Goro Bros when Davey Boy pins Danhausen following a falling powerslam

BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW:
Cactus Matt Sydal is standing between Acting Commissioner Teddy Long and Jake Something. Former stablemates in D-Mediation-X Sydal and Something have had a falling out, most recently clashing last week when Sydal saved Will Ospreay from a post-match beatdown. Sydal says that he’s not just a #2 anymore, he’s the real deal. He says that since winning the MTV Title he has a new confidence and a taste for gold–Jake Something smacks Sydal across the face causing Teddy Long to recoil, “Hold on, playa!” Something says he hoped he smacked that taste for gold out of his mouth because nothing is going to get in his way on his path to the DPW Championship. Sydal is fired up, he demands that Teddy Long schedule a match next week on ROAD TO THE BEEFENING, if not, he’ll “beat his ass right here, right now!” Teddy Long agrees! Next week right here on MTV! Holla!


IN-RING PROMO:
Paul Heyman and his client 2-time MTV Champion Brock Lesnar are in the ring. Heyman says that people should not believe the dirt sheets; Brock Lesnar is not ill. Heyman admits that Brock has been looking a little under the weather as of late, but he chalks that up to seasonal allergies. He says that Brock has been working out at his personal gym as he seems to recently have gained a sunlight allergy too and doesn’t like to leave his house “and he’s begun hunting mice. For snacks. But it’s for protein, he’s certainly not a literal monster or anything.” Looking at him under the studio lights Brock does seem quite pale. Heyman proclaims, “Brock made history by becoming the first 2-time MTV Champion, he will make history tonight when he successfully defends the MTV Title for a second time, and barring any unforeseen paranormal, metaphysical, or cryptozoological circumstances, The Beast will remain MTV Champion for centuries–I mean, for a long, long time.” Heyman then says The Beast is ready to take on his next challenger, “Who will it be?!” Huge pop from the crowd as The Aerial Assassin Will Ospreay steps through the curtain onto the stage. Ospreay vs. Lesnar! Assassin vs. Beast! Heyman looks nervous, but he’s always worried about some creditor or former business partner seeking recompense.


MATCH TWO:

MTV TITLE

8th MTV Champion [2nd Defense]

The Beast

Brock Lesnar

vs.

The Aerial Assassin

Will Ospreay

The Beast opens strong by catching a charging Ospreay and dropping him into an immediate F-5 but he can’t keep the wiley challenger down. He drops The Aerial Assassin in another F-5 but Ospreay again lifts a shoulder before the three count. Lesnar is incensed. He begins to growl–-almost an animal-like noise reverberates through the ringside area–and Lesnar tosses Ospreay to the outside. The ref is telling the men to bring it back inside but Lesnar smashes Ospreay into anything and everything around the ring. Lesnar begins to bite and claw at Ospreay, drawing blood across his back, before licking his fingertips; this is a side of The Beast we have never seen before. His eyes light up at the taste of Ospreay’s blood and he starts going crazy causing Ospreay to kick his way to safety. Paul Heyman can’t believe his eyes, he’s never seen his client act this way before. Ding ding ding. The referee has disqualified Lesnar for his bloody attack at ringside but it’s Heyman that retrieves the MTV Title belt and–politely–asks his client to join him back in the locker room. Lesnar seems to calm down when handed his championship belt and Heyman hesitantly follows his charge back down the aisle. What has gotten into Brock Lesnar?

RESULT: Ospreay d. Lesnar by DQ after Lesnar bites and claws Ospreay around ringside

PROMO VIDEO:
The Family is hiding somewhere within the FlexZone with a new guest, Ricky Starks’ girlfriend the Playboy Bunny whom they kidnapped! Her hands are bound and her mouth is covered in tape but there is a panic in her eyes. “Ricky, boy! You will have to hand your Boys Title over to me at THE SECOND BEEFENING,” bellows Uncle Jimmy Snuka, “and the new Boys Champion will be The Samoan Wifebeater Uncle Jimmy!” SeFa adds, “Ricky, if you want to see your girlfriend here, you’ll show up next week to our match at ROAD TO THE BEEFENING. In the meantime, what sort of fun can we have with this little Playboy Bunny of yours?” Jacob Fatu chimes in, “I’ve heard bunnies really like to fu–” The Playboy Bunny manages to remove the tape from her mouth, “Ricky! Ricky! Please come save me! Rickyyyyyy!” The Fatus put extra tape over the Playboy Bunny’s mouth and they tell the cameraman to cut.


MATCH THREE:

Playboy

Val Venis

vs.

The Ideal Specimen

Lanny Poffo

Playboy Val Venis promised to introduce a friend of his tonight but he comes to the ring accompanied only by his gaggle of loyal Playboy Bunnies to meet The Ideal Specimen Lanny Poffo in the ring. Poffo has two consecutive wins over MTV Champion Brock Lesnar, briefly holding the MTV title himself, which is more accomplishments than many in DPW can claim. For some reason or another Poffo didn’t seem too distracted by Venis’ valets this evening, it sounded like he told one he “can do it better” himself, whatever that means, though Poffo’s attention is drawn to another figure at ringside in a white Doctors coat whom Poffo stops to admonish allowing Venis to hit The Ideal Specimen with a textbook dropkick after which Venis ascends to the top rope. THE MONEYSHOT lands hard on Poffo’s face and chest and Playboy Val Venis gets the 1-2-3. The figure in the white doctor’s coat slides into the ring and helps Venis continue his beatdown. The Doctor grabs a microphone, “You may remember me as Mr. Ass, Billy Gunn. Well, I went and made something of myself. I left wrestling to go to college, and then medical school, and started my own practice. You are now looking at Dr. Ass William Gunn, Proctologist!” Playboy Val Venis adds. “That’s right. Many months ago when Macho Man Randy Savage shoved a television camera up my backside, it was Dr. Ass William Gunn that–quite literally–saved my ass.” The two men hug in the ring while standing on top of the squirming body of Lanny Poffo. Venus concludes, “And so I brought my own colorectal surgeon here to DPW to aid me in my quest to embarrass Sticky Ricky and take his Boys Championship! And he’ll be able to conduct a few exams along the way, right Doc?” Billy Gunn is already putting on a rubber glove and jams a finger down between Poffo’s cheeks. Yowzers. Who will be the first to make an appointment with Dr. William Gunn? Find out next week on ROAD TO THE BEEFENING!

RESULT: Playboy Val Venis d. Lanny Poffo by pinfall following MONEYSHOT

PROMO VIDEO:
Effy sits at home in his living room. Despite being at home he’s still acting quite skittish and anxious. “I’m worried, Max. I’ll admit it. Knowing you’re out there… knowing what you’re capable of… knowing what lengths you’ll go,” Effy has severe burns that are still healing across the upper half of his body and face, “I know you want your revenge against me. Fine. Maybe I still deserve it, but I’m not going to let you terrorize me or my friends anymore. We’re going to finish this one way or another; either I defeat you and you’re no longer a threat to my friends… or you defeat me, and then my friends would be of no more significance to you,” tears begin to stream down Effy’s cheek. “It’s not the way I wanted it to be, Max. But it’s the way it’s going to be and I’m not going down without a fight. Leave your exploding powder down in your dungeon, Maxxy, take off that mask and face me man-to-man inside that ring. THE SECOND BEEFENING. Me & you, one last time. And I mean last, Max.”


BACKSTAGE PROMO:
The tension is rising backstage between Roddy Piper, WALTER, and Champion of Champions Galloway after Acting Commissioner Teddy Long’s decree last week. Piper tells Galloway that he doesn’t relish being in this position but he feels that since WALTER is a relative newcomer to DPW he should step aside and let the veterans have the #1 contender match. WALTER is offended but more so Galloway gets into Piper’s face and says that he hasn’t done a single thing to earn a shot at the DPW Championship and WALTER chimes in, “We’ve both done more than you, you don’t have a win over Styles, but we both made him tap,” Piper points out that WALTER’s win over Styles was technically overturned so it doesn’t even reflect in the record books. The three men get into each other’s faces when Teddy Long appears, “Gentlemen, gentlemen. I expect this to be a fair contest, no shenanigans, may the best man win!” And Piper is sure to shout, “Don’t worry, Teddy, I will!” while swinging the chain he carries with him, still stained red with the blood of DPW Commissioner Gorilla Monsoon as the men head down to the ring.


MATCH FOUR:

#1 CONTENDER QUALIFYING MATCH - DPW TITLE

The Hot Rod

Rowdy Roddy Piper

vs.

GALLOWAY’S MUSCLE

WALTER

These two men hold no punches in this opportunity for a title shot. WALTER’s beef and power serve him well as The Hot Rod has trouble getting his arms around the muscular neck of his opponent. WALTER hits a brutal POWERBOMB on Piper at ringside, likely cracking a rib with only a thin gymnastic mat between his body and the concrete floor beneath the FlexZone but Piper is just barely able to get back through the ropes before being counted out. Piper seems to shift gears now, pulling no stops when it comes to dastardly, underhanded cheating tactics. The crowd boos and jeers and even seem to get behind WALTER who conducts himself in a more sportsmanlike fashion than the Hot Scot. Galloway comes down to ringside which causes the ref to become momentarily distracted when Piper uses the opportunity to grab his bloody chain and wraps it around his fist! The ref is still jaw-jacking with Galloway as WALTER rips the chain from Piper’s hand. This is his chance to use it! He looks at the chain, he looks at his opponent–he’s taken too long and Piper gets his arms wrapped around the neck of his foe with the grip of a Burmese python. The ref turns around to no response from WALTER; he’s out cold. The ref raises Piper’s hand in victory but Piper turns around to find himself face-to-face with his alleged stablemate, the Champion of Champions Gallway himself. Piper and Galloway ignore their partner slowly regaining consciousness at their feet as they mumble indiscernible threats to each other in foreign accents under their breath.

RESULT: Roddy Piper d. WALTER by submission with SLEEPERHOLD

BACKSTAGE PROMO:
Boner Bob and Shark Boy are backstage at the Interview Set. Backlund says that he’s hurt, he’s betrayed, he doesn’t know what he’s done to deserve to be treated like this. He says that he knows, deep down, that he is still a Champion in his heart and eventually he’ll have his chance to prove it, but until then, he still wants to get his hands on his former partners. Shark Boy says that he saw someone in need and did the right thing and he’s going to continue to do the right thing and stand by his friend Boner Bob through this whole ordeal. Boner Bob issues a challenge to Jim Cornette and the Nugenix Express. “Good luck, boys, I know you got your hands full on the pay-per-view defending the belts against The Road Warriors, you’ll need all the luck you can get, but how about a warm-up match next week on ROAD TO THE BEEFENING against me and my friend Shark Boy?” The challenge has been made, will the reigning DPW Tag Team Champions show up next week to face the consequences of their actions?


LOCKER ROOM PROMO:
Bryan Danielson is back in the locker room when he hears a rustling inside of a large rubber trash can in the corner of the room. “Is someone there?” Danielson calls out, not sure what sort of answer to expect. Suddenly a figure rises from the trash receptacle covered in trash and debris. It’s Matt Riddle! “Matt, what the hell are you doing, you smell horrible!” Riddle is chewing on something he found in the bin, still squeezed into an ill-fitting child’s Riddler costume featuring a large question mark on his chest. “I’m the Riddler. You’re the Dragon. What’s good for the goose is good for the gander. Take a gander, Dragon Man, at what you have created.” Danielson is taken aback, “What I’ve created?” “When you left me covered in nacho cheese, you didn’t have the respect to defeat me in the ring, you instead let me wallow in filth while the ref counted me out. Start counting Dragon. Next week I’m going to challenge Brock Lesnar for the MTV Title and I’m going to win it, okay Dragon? And then when we meet at THE SECOND BEEFENING I will prove to you that I am the better MTV Champion, I am the better man, I am the better wrestler, and I am the future of Dynamo Powerhouse Wrestling and you–like real dragons–will be going extinct. Goodnight.” Riddle slowly lowers himself back down into the trash bin and places a lid over the top. Danielson is going to brief Acting Commissioner Teddy Long on what just transpired, and recommend calling professional mental health services.


MATCH FIVE (MAIN EVENT):

The Phenomenal DPW Champion

A.J. Styles

vs.

The Prehistoric Provocateur

Luchasaurus

w/ Bobby Heenan

Heenan has been insinuating that Kenny 3.0mega has acquired blackmail on the DPW Champion and has threatened that he's going to leak it to the wrestling press though Styles doesn’t seem to be too concerned with the veracity of Omega’s claims. The Phenomenal DPW Champion agreed to this exhibition against one of Bobby Heenan’s other clients, The Demonic Dino Luchasaurus. Heenan said that, “The Prehistoric Provocateur will pummel you! (whispers) are you sure? That sounds stupid,” you see Heenan has to act as translator for his client since nobody else has spoken Dinosaur in the last 65 million years. Heenan tries to interfere in the match but the DPW Champion is smarter than The Brain this evening. Luchasaurus bumps Heenan off the apron and is apologizing to his manager as Styles scoops up the “Dipsh*t Dino” into the STYLES CLASH and rolls him onto his shoulders for the pin. Heenan is distraught and Kenny 3.0mega comes down to ringside to help protect his manager and partner. 3.0mega takes the DPW World Heavyweight Championship belt from the referee before the ref could return it to the champ. The Terminator Kenny 3.0mega looks over the belt slowly as if he’s scanning it with his laser beam eyes and recording it onto his mental hard disk. Omega holds the belt up in Styles’ face, “Target Acquired! The DPW Title will be mine!” while Heenan continues to shout that they got “the goods” on Styles and that all of his “skeletons in his closet” will come dancing out next week!

RESULT: AJ Styles d. Luchasaurus by pinfall following STYLES CLASH despite interference from Bobby Heenan

Join us next week on MTV for the second annual ROAD TO THE BEEFENING!

MTV presents the 2nd Annual

THE ROAD

to the

BEEFENING

Absolute Boys Champion Ricky Starks vs. Sefa Fatu

STEEL CAGE MATCH

Brody King vs. Jacob Fatu

MTV TITLE

Brock Lesnar(c) vs. Matt Riddler

Cactus Matt Sydal vs. Jake Something

Tag Team Champions Nugenix Express vs. Boner Bob & Shark Boy

Dr. Ass William Gunn, Proctologist makes his in-ring debut!

We’ll hear from The Phantom MJF for the very first time!

The Sheepherders challenge The British Bulldogs to a pie eating contest!

Heenan promises futuristic blackmail over The Phenomenal DPW Champion!

And MORE!!!

DPW #76 - Power Hour on MTV

DPW #77 - Power Hour on MTV
DPW #78 - THE ROAD TO THE BEEFENING on MTV
DPW #79 - THE SECOND BEEFENING on PPV
DPW #80 - Power Hour on MTV

[Joel Pole]

#78 - ROAD TO THE BEEFENING on MTV
(Year 2 - Month 4 - Week 3)

Welcome to Dynamo Powerhouse Wrestling! We’re just one week away from THE SECOND BEEFENING on Pay-Per-View so that means we’re on the ROAD TO THE BEEFENING on MTV and coming to you live, as always, from the DPW FlexZone! The Family aims to take out the Absolute Boys Champion before the PPV as Sefa Fatu battles Ricky Starks! The Family also aims to shut up Goro Bros once and for all when Jacob Fatu & Brody King meet in a STEEL CAGE! Brock Lesnar defends the MTV Title for a record 3rd time and much, much more! Buckle up, Dynamaniacs, it’s gonna be a bumpy ROAD TO THE BEEFENING!

MATCH ONE:

Dr. Ass

William Gunn, Proctologist

vs.

The Ideal Specimen

Lanny Poffo

Playboy Val Venis invited his own proctologist Dr. William Gunn to join his efforts here in DPW and Dr. Ass made his presence felt (in more ways than one) with Lanny Poffo last week following Poffo’s loss to the Playboy. The Ideal Specimen is still walking funny as he makes his way to the ring for tonight’s opening contest. “The doctor is in!” Gunn shouts as he dominates Poffo and thwarts any errant leaping that Lanny would try to pull off. The Ideal Specimen can’t get a fair shake as Dr. Gunn lands his STANDING LEG DROP on his opponent in the center of the ring and rolls him over for the 1-2-3. The ref raises Gunn’s arm in victory while the Doctor is already fishing out his trademark rubber glove. “Oh no! Not again!” Poffo exclaims as the referee attempts to interrupt this nonconsensual medical exam. “Yowzers!” Poffo may need to sit out the next couple weeks… carefully.

RESULT: Dr. Gunn d. Lanny Poffo by pinfall following STANDING LEG DROP

LOCKER ROOM SEGMENT:
Brody King and Danhausen are backstage in the locker room and Danhausen is wishing Brody luck in his Steel Cage Match with JaFa later this evening. Brody thanks Danhausen and tells him that he doesn’t agree with they way Ethan Page reacted last week on Power Hour, shoving Danhausen, and apologizes for Page acting unlike himself when Ethan Page shows up and opens his locker, practically ignoring his stablemates, “I don’t need you apologizing for me, Brody. Danhausen knows why I got upset with him. I told him that playtime is over and he needs to start taking things seriously and act like he wants to succeed in this business.” Danhausen retorts, “Um, excuse me, Egon, but which one of us was the first Boys Champion? Danhausen. Which one of us beat Claudio for the Heavyweight Title? [mumbles, not that anyone remembers] Danhausen!” Ethan Page bows up like he’s going to get his hands on his tag team partner when Brody King stops them, “Guys, cut it out. I finally get my hands on The Samoan Werewolf tonight for the first time and this is our chance to stop The Family’s reign of terror. We need to be united, are we?” Danhausen reaches his hand out to make amends with Page and All Ego begrudgingly shakes hands with his face painted Goro Bro.


MATCH TWO:

DPW Tag Team Champions

Nugenix Express

[Cocky Khosrow & Big Vein Vader]

vs.

Boner Bob Backlund &

Shark Boy

Jim Cornette and his DPW Tag Team Champs Nugenix Express, now consisting officially of only Cocky Khosrow The Iron Sheik and Big Vein Vader, stand proudly on the stage while Corny dumps handfuls of Nugenix Total-T in their mouths and they leave a trail of dick pills scattered about on their way to the ring. The man who was betrayed and forced out of the group, Boner Bob Backlund, who made his triumphant return from supposed death two weeks ago, comes out to the stage with his rescuer, Shark Boy. Can Boner Bob & Shark Boy at least bruise the ego of the champs on the eve of their big title defense? Bob can be seen picking up errant dick pills as he and Shark Boy get checked by the referee. The fans really want to see Boner Bob & Cocky Khosrow square off but most of the match consists of Big Vein Vader using Shark Boy as a chew toy. Boner Bob gets the hot tag but the action is fast and loose! Corny is taunting Boner Bob with a bottle of Nugenix Total-T at ringside while Vader drops Shark Boy with a big-time RELEASED POWERBOMB and the “Mastodon with a Massive Dong” Big Vein Vader covers the fishboy for the pinfall victory. Bob rushes to Shark Boy’s defense while Corny shouts, “Do it, boys! Take them both out!” and Vader and Sheiky begin to pelt Bob & Shark Boy with the tag team title belts. The roof of the FlexZone almost blows off as The Road Warriors hit the ramp. Hawk & Animal get face-to-face with Vader & Khosrow allowing Bob & Shark Boy to be collected by medical personnel. What a showdown we’re going to have next week for the DPW Tag Team Championships between Nugenix Express & The Road Warriors!

RESULT: Tag Team Champions Nugenix Express d. Boner Bob & Shark Boy when Vader pins Shark Boy following RELEASE POWERBOMB

VIDEO PACKAGE:
The Sheepherders have invited Davey Boy Smith & Dynamite Kid to join them for a contest. A pie eating contest. A long table festooned with red, white, and blue balloons stands before Luke & Butch along with four large piles of cream pies. The Sheepherders welcome The British Bulldogs who approach the men with caution. Luke wildly invites the two newcomers to join them in seeing who can eat the most pie. Davey Boy Smith says, “Are you mental? Do you think we get bodies like these by eating pies?” Smith flexes unnecessarily. Butch replies, “Well, maybe you might just like to lick the cream–” Butch leans in to give Dynamite Kid a big lick on the cheek when Dynamite grabs Butch by the collar and tosses him into one stack of cream pies. SPLAT! Davey Boy grabs Luke and scoops him up and hits a big RUNNING POWERSLAM into another mountain of cream pies. SPLAT! This isn’t the way that The Sheepherders hoped this contest would turn out. These two teams will meet next week at THE SECOND BEEFENING to determine the #1 contenders for the tag team titles. Davey Boy Smith jests, “It’ll be easy as pie!”


BACKSTAGE PROMO:
DPW Boys Champion Absolute Ricky Starks is backstage at the interview set. He demands that The Family let his girlfriend The Playboy Bunny go. He worries for her safety since SeFa & JaFa kidnapped her last week at the direction of #1 contender for the Boys Title Uncle Jimmy Snuka, The Samoan Wifebeater. He addresses the camera, “Baby, if you can hear me, I’ll save you. I’m going to beat SeFa tonight and bring you home, my honey bunny. I promise.” And Ricky Starks continues his search for his lost love.


MATCH THREE:

MTV TITLE

8th MTV Champion [3rd Defense]

The Beast

Brock Lesnar

w/ Paul Heyman

vs.

Smells Like Garbarge

Matt “The” Riddler

Matt Riddle arose from a garbage can last week and issued a confusing challenge to both Brock Lesnar and Bryan Danielson. Matt “The” Riddler has been suffering a mental breakdown apparently after losing to The American Dragon at BEEFAPALOOZA several weeks ago, living in trash cans and smelling like garbage juice, which might not be as strange as the behavior of reigning MTV Champion The Beast Brock Lesnar. Paul Heyman has been getting increasingly concerned for his client recently as Lesnar has begun refilling his water bottles with a thick, red liquid that Lesnar ‘claims’ is Gatorade, digging holes to sleep in, and occasionally turning into a bat and getting lost backstage in the FlexZone. Wait, what? Heyman could swear he witnessed these things but Brock tells him not to worry about it. Brock and Riddle have an excellent match as Riddle, despite his current mental deficiencies, is an excellent mat wrestler whose skills may be on par with the former collegiate athlete. Lesnar slowly and methodically wears down his prey but once Brock draws blood on Riddle he shifts into beast mode. Heyman is startled by the appearance of another entity at ringside… it’s Jon Moxley! Why is Mox here? The Beast hits Matt Riddle with a bone crushing spinebuster and covers him for the 3-count. Lesnar goes wild biting and clawing Riddle in the middle of the ring like an animal. Heyman is screaming, “Brock! No! Stop! What are you doing! Stop it!” But Lesnar pays him no heed. Heyman can’t talk sense into The Beast! Suddenly Jon Moxley calls to Lesnar, “Cease!” And Lesnar stops. “C’mon, Brock! Let’s go!” Heyman ushers Brock but he doesn’t move. Moxley looks at Lesnar, “Go.” And Lesnar steps through the ropes and heads down the aisle. Moxley follows Lesnar and a truly freaked-out Paul Heyman back to the locker room leaving a delicious trail of blood along the way.

RESULT: Brock Lesnar d. Matt Riddle by pinfall following spinebuster to retain the MTV Championship

BACKSTAGE SEGMENT:
As these men make their way to the locker room Heyman is instructing Brock to hand him the MTV Title belt and to come with him when Moxley approaches, “Brock, you’ve been looking good lately, dude,” Heyman can’t believe what he’s hearing. “Thanks, dude,” Brock grunts back at Mox. “Hey, uh, would you wanna come hang out in my Crypt? It’s not really a Crypt, it’s just a pile of dirt in the locker room where I chill, relax, suck on goats.” Brock looks at Heyman as if for permission, “I’ll, uh, suck on goats with you, but in, like, a totally non-vamp way–” Mox seems almost offended, “No! Yeah, no way! No vampires here. Just a couple of good bros that suck on goats and sleep upside down.” Brock is warming up to his new friend, “Yeah, it’s totally normal, right Paul?” Paul Heyman is flabbergasted, he doesn’t know how to possibly respond in this situation, “Ye-ye-yeah, Brock. Totally… normal.” Brock follows Mox to the dark, dirt-filled corner of the locker room past a “No Garlic Allowed” sign; the possible sound of goats’ bleating muffled by the locker doors.


BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW:
Cactus Matt Sydal is backstage at the interview set. He reiterates that he has a newfound confidence which all started the night that he defeated Jake Something for the MTV Title. He admits that he quickly lost the belt to Brock Lesnar, but winning that belt, and winning it from Jake, was the spark that ignited this fire. Sydal says he did it once and he can do it again and Cactus Matt promises that by summer’s end he’ll be holding DPW gold once more, and bullies like Jake Something won’t hold him back.


MATCH FOUR:

Cactus Matt Sydal

vs.

Jake Something

Jake Something feels he’s the future of DPW and his previous loss to Sydal, for the MTV Title no less, has stuck in his craw. Jake defeated rising star Will Ospreay two weeks ago and argues that he should be on course for a #1 contender spot for the DPW Title, but Cactus Matt Sydal stands in his way. Sydal and Something have a fantastic contest; a wild blend of devastating power moves on Jake’s part and mesmerizing high-flying from Sydal. Jake hits a series of Something Bombs on Sydal leaving him gasping for air on the mat but after a quick rally and a sudden kick to Jake’s head drops him to the mat Cactus Matt finds himself standing atop the turnbuckle. The world is spinning for Sydal as he hits a flawless SHOOTING STAR PRESS and Jake is temporarily knocked loopy and before he knows it the ref is raising Sydal’s hand. Jake shoves his way past DPW officials as he barges back to the locker room leaving his opponent to conclude his celebrations while he sulks.

RESULT: Cactus Matt Sydal d. Jake Something by pinfall following a SHOOTING STAR PRESS

BACKSTAGE SEGMENT:
Tension has been mounting between Galloway and his henchmen. Acting DPW Commissioner Teddy Long forced Piper & WALTER to wrestle last week and it was Piper’s willingness to cheat that let him best his ‘partner’ but now Piper and Galloway are set to meet next week at THE SECOND BEEFENING to determine the next #1 contender for the DPW Title. Galloway admonishes WALTER for holding back and not doing everything within his power to win and expresses doubt in WALTER’s commitment to the man he serves. Galloway tells WALTER that he trusts him to do the right thing. Piper adds sarcastically, “Yeah, I trust you, too, big man–” Galloway tells Piper to shut his mouth and Piper says, “Why don’t you shut it for me, eh, Drew? You hired me to be your ‘Mouth’ didn’t ya? Is it too much for ya, Big Daddy–” Galloway shoves Piper before he can finish and WALTER has to hold these two apart, they again mumble indiscernible threats to each other in foreign accents under their breath, this time all three of them.


BACKSTAGE SEGMENT:
Bryan Danielson approaches the medical office where Matt Riddle is being treated for massive blood loss during his match with Brock Lesnar. Riddle claimed he was going to win the MTV Title and defend it against Danielson on the pay-per-view, Danielson says that he understands why Riddle won’t be able to face him next week since he’s going to go with the paramedics and get all of the medical and mental health services he needs. Riddle says, “What do you mean?” and rips the IV out of his hand, “I’m still gonna kick your ass next week, Dragon! I’m gonna go sit in a dumpster, have a snack, a nap, and plot how I’m going to do it!” Danielson gets an idea. Danielson proposes that they have a “DEODORANT ON A POLE MATCH” and the first man who gets it can use it. Riddle perks up at the challenge. “Alright, Dragon-man, you’re on! I’m gonna get that deodorant!” Bryan adds, “--and use it!” Riddler finishes, “Yeah, yeah, and use it. You’ll see! You can’t outsmart Matt “The” Riddler, Dragon-man! I’m too smart!” RIddle climbs off of the exam table and wanders around looking for a trash can to climb into, the back of his hospital gown blowing open revealing his nude buttocks.


MATCH FIVE:

STEEL CAGE MATCH

The Samoan Werewolf

Jacob Fatu

vs.

Big Bad

Brody King

This feud between the Toy Hunt Vlog Crew and The Family has been boiling for months it seems! When the two factions met in a 6-man tag team match it was Jacob Fatu that was put through the announce table and lost the match for his team via countout and he blames Big Bad Brody King and these two men are finally meeting in a one-on-one contest inside of a steel cage! These two hosses have an all-out battle inside the steel, Brody can’t quite pin down the wild Samoan who insists upon flying around the ring like a big, brown pinball hitting MOONSAULT after MOONSAULT but Big Bad Brody hangs in there. Maybe if there wasn’t strife within his own team he’d have some support at ringside but tonight he’s left all on his own and it’s a devastating Swanton Bomb from the big Samoan that knocks the wind out of the lungs of King and this brutal, bloody battle finally comes to an end. The Family’s reign of terror continues. Will it take The Family to the DPW Boys Title and beyond?

RESULT: JaFa d. Brody King by pinfall following a Swanton Bomb in a STEEL CAGE MATCH

BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW:
The Phantom of the FlexZone, now revealed to be Maxwell Jacob Friedman, stands at the interview set for the very first time. The Phantom MJF looks into the camera, “It’s true, it’s true. The rumors are true. The Phantom is me. I am the Phantom. I don’t need to explain myself or defend my actions. My disfigurement will do it for me. Look at me–” The Phantom MJF removes the white half-mask that obscures his face, “These scars across my face and neck were left by my former–” MJF chokes up slightly, “partner, when he wrapped barbed wire around my head and choked me out at BEEFAMANIA. I’ve had to hide my face, and hide my hatred for that man for months.” The Phantom MJF tosses back his black cape revealing the barbed wire scars wrap around his torso and extend down his arm. “I’m a freak now. I’m a monster. So I’ve embraced it. I am a monster, Effy, and I’m going to devour you. I’m going to swallow you up in flames, Effy. When we step into the ring, as you put it, for the last time, your career is going to go up in smoke, Effy. You see, we’ll be meeting in an INFERNO MATCH. The loser won’t be able to do much… after being reduced to a pile of ash, am I right? My Effy?” The Phantom MJF puts his white half-mask back on and with a flap of his black cape he’s disappeared from the interview set.


IN-RING SEGMENT:
Bobby “The Brain” Heenan stands proudly in the ring next to the #1 contender for the DPW Title The Terminator Kenny 3.0mega. Hennan proclaims that 3.0mega is the Cybernetic Champion of Futures Past and he has all of the capabilities one can engineer using futuristic space-age technologies unfathomable to modern man and Heenan invites the DPW Champion out to join them. Huge pop for The Phenomenal DPW Champion AJ Styles as he joins his challenger in the ring. AJ reiterates that he’s the champion, “Me! Moi! I’m the DPW Champi–” and Heenan cuts him off saying, “Not for long.” Heenan says that Omega has blackmail on Styles… that he’s acquired from the future. Styles insists that they reveal it and Heenan says that in the year 2035 AJ gets arrested on a DUI charge.” Styles says, “OK, then I won’t do that!” Heenan is miffed that this hasn’t upset the champ. Heenan continues, “Well, in the year 2029 you’ll have an affair with a female wrestling trainer!” AJ retorts, “OK, then, I won’t do that either.” Heenan is furious! This blackmail isn’t working! “Nevermind, I didn’t expect it to work, this was just a ploy to get you in the ring with me and–” 3.0mega shoots a laser beam out of his eyes but Styles dodges it, “What in the heck was that?” A burning hole is smoldering in Heenan’s lapel, “Ouch! You got me, you idiot!” Styles turns around and decks The Terminator with the DPW Title belt, the cut across 3.0mega’s face reveals a shiny, silver, metallic plate underneath his skin. Wait, what? Heenan is screaming at Styles, “That belt will belong to The Terminator! Wait and see!” Styles is standing on the turnbuckle screaming, “ME! MOI! I’ll see you next week at THE SECOND BEEFENING!”


MATCH SIX (MAIN EVENT):

The Absolute Boys Champion

Ricky Starks

vs.

The Samoan Serial Killer

Sefa Fatu

w/ JaFa, Uncle Jimmy, & Playboy Bunny

The threat to Ricky Starks was amped up last week when The Family kidnapped his girlfriend the Playboy Bunny and have been doing God knows what with her. This is all to mess with the head of the Boys Champ to keep him off his game next week when he defends the belt against Uncle Jimmy but also tonight against Sefa Fatu. Starks enters first, he lays his Boys Title belt down in the ring and shouts, “Bring her out here!” The Samoan Serial Killer comes out to the ring and JaFa follows with the Playboy Bunny slung over his shoulder. This proves a massive distraction as Ricky’s attention is constantly turned to her, worrying for her wellbeing in captivity. Starks tries to keep his momentum but he’s constantly thwarted by the dirty tactics of SeFa and his Family. Ricky gets smashed into the turnbuckle post and rolled back into the ring where he suffers the effects of a big SAMOAN SPLASH from his opponent and he doesn’t know which way is up. Ding ding ding. Ricky is barely able to focus his eyes to see the feet of his girlfriend kicking frantically while she’s carted off yet again, “Rickyyyyy! Help meeeee!” And Uncle Jimmy smirks as he looks upon the Boys Title belt as the ref tries to get Ricky Starks to his feet. “Kiss it all goodbye, Ricky!” Will Starks be able to defend the Boys Title against the entire Family at once?

RESULT: SeFa d. Boys Champion Ricky Starks by pinfall following SAMOAN SPLASH in a non-title match

Join us next week Only on Pay-Per-View for:

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DPW TITLE

AJ Styles(c) vs. Kenny 3.0mega

BOYS TITLE

Ricky Starks(c) vs. Uncle Jimmy

TAG TEAM TITLES

Nugenix Express(c) vs. The Road Warriors

INFERNO MATCH

The Phantom MJF vs. Effy

#1 CONTENDER MATCH - DPW TITLE

Roddy Piper vs. Galloway

#1 CONTENDER MATCH - TAG TEAM TITLE

The Sheepherders vs. The British Bulldogs

DEODORANT ON A POLE MATCH

Bryan Danielson vs. Matt Riddler

MTV Champion Brock Lesnar!

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[db1091]

The Family scoring some big victories there!

[Joel Pole]

#79 - THE SECOND BEEFENING on Pay-Per-View

(Year 2 - Month 4 - Week 4)

Welcome to Dynamo Powerhouse Wrestling! Welcome to THE SECOND BEEFENING on Pay-Per-View coming to you live, as always, from the DPW FlexZone! The DPW Tag Team Titles will be on the line when new sensations The Road Warriors meet Jim Cornette’s Nugenix Express! We’ll determine the #1 contenders for the DPW & Tag Team belts! Absolute Boys Champion Ricky Starks defends against The Family’s Uncle Jimmy! In our main event, Bobby Heenan’s Terminator Kenny 3.0mega challenges The Phenomenal DPW Champion A.J. Styles! The beef is on!

MATCH ONE:

BOYS TITLE

4th DPW Boys Champion [2nd Defense]

Absolute Ricky Starks

vs.

The Samoan Wifebeater

Uncle Jimmy Snuka

w/ The Family

The Absolute Boys Champion Ricky Starks has been worried sick since The Family kidnapped his girlfriend The Playboy Bunny and after SeFa defeated Starks last week they kept the Bunny captive. Starks enters the ring and once again demands for The Family to bring her out, “Here’s the Boys Title! Come get it!” Challenger Uncle Jimmy enters with SeFa & JaFa who chain the Playboy Bunny up around the ringpost. The two men have a grueling contest for the coveted Boys Title but the Playboy Bunny’s cries for help distract the champ at every turn. Ricky hits his RO-SHAM-BOY but The Samoan Werewolf JaFa leaps up onto the apron and the ref instructs The Family to leave ringside! Now it’s a fair fight! Ricky begins making his comeback when something catches his eye: a new threat literally sniffing around the Bunny, another Samoan, it’s Haku! Ricky’s attention is divided as Snuka hits Starks with a clubbing blow to the back of the head and the lights are swirling around the ceiling in Starks’ eyes until they’re eclipsed by the falling mass of his opponent. 1-2-3. Ricky is out. Uncle Jimmy Snuka is presented with the DPW Boys Championship belt and he’s joined in the ring by Haku who has the Playboy Bunny draped over his shoulder and the two men, the Boys Title, and the Playboy Bunny are gone from the FlexZone before Starks even realizes where he is right now.

RESULT: Uncle Jimmy d. Ricky Starks by pinfall following SUPERFLY SPLASH to become the 5th DPW Boys Champion

MATCH TWO:

#1 CONTENDER MATCH - TAG TEAM TITLES

The Sheepherders

[Luke & Butch]

vs.

The British Bulldogs

[Davey Boy Smith & Dynamite Kid]

Luke & Butch have gotten most of the cream pie out of their hair and clothes following the unsportsmanlike conduct by The British Bulldogs last week and both teams are ready for a fight. Hawk & Animal are barely able to keep on offense as The Sheepherders employ strategic tags and double-team maneuvers. Davey Boy hoists Butch up for a RUNNING POWERSLAM but he feels a tap on his shoulder and turns around to a big FACE LICK from Luke! Dynamite steps through the ropes but is bounced back out to the floor by a BATTERING RAM from The Sheepherders who then turn around and deliver another one to Davey Boy! 1-2-3! A frantic conclusion to this #1 contenders match sees The Sheepherders solidify their spot against the reigning DPW Tag Team Champions, whomever they may be! The Bulldogs are furious that these two nincompoops bested them! Davey Boy Smith & Dynamite Kid will be a threat to the entire tag team roster here in DPW.

RESULT: The Sheepherders d. The British Bulldogs to become the #1 contenders for the DPW Tag Team Titles

MATCH THREE:

DEODORANT ON A POLE MATCH

The American Dragon

Bryan Danielson

vs.

One Man’s Trash

Matt “The” Riddler

Matt Riddle has apparently been living trashcan-to-trashcan for two months now after his countout loss to Bryan Danielson at BEEFAPALOOZA and literally popped up in the locker room two weeks ago to challenge The American Dragon. Riddle was unsuccessful against MTV Champion Brock Lesnar last week (more on that later) but still demands to face Danielson tonight. Danielson convinced Riddle to agree to a DEODORANT ON A POLE match with hopes of tricking Riddle into applying some antiperspirant. Despite his mental deficiencies Riddle again puts on a master class performance against his opponent without fear of countout or disqualification. Both men fight to retrieve the stick of Old Spice Sport from the pole at the turnbuckle and ultimately it’s Bryan Danielson who is able to grab the deodorant stick. He cartoonishly fumbles it down to the mat, “Oh no! I hope Riddle doesn’t get it… and use it!” Riddler accepts the reverse-psychological challenge and begins applying the deodorant. “Much better,” Danielson says as he comes flying out of nowhere with a BUSAIKU KNEE and gets the cover on Riddler. 1-2-3. Once again defeated, but already smelling much better, Danielson tells the medical staff at ringside to take Matt Riddle for testing but he wrestles his way from the physicians and storms back to the locker room, no doubt looking for a nice garbage bin to cozy up inside. Bryan Danielson is ready; he wants to be World Heavyweight Champion, and the Dragon wants gold.

RESULT: Bryan Danielson d. Matt Riddle by pinfall following BUSAIKU KNEE in a DEODORANT ON A POLE MATCH

PRE-MATCH INTERVIEW:

The Phantom MJF stands at the interview set brooding behind his white half-mask and flowing black cape, “The Phantom is ready for you, Effy. An INFERNO MATCH is just what you’d expect: the ring will be surrounded by a wall of impenetrable flame, there will be no escape for the fearful, no escape for the timid… no escape for the weak. The Phantom is going to utterly destroy you,” he removes his white half-mask to reveal his scarred face once again, “for what you did to me. I hope you have current dental records because they’re going to need them to identify your smoldering corpse. After tonight my revenge will be complete and I will be left standing amidst the embers, victorious,” he puts his mask back on, “Say Goodbye to that Yellow Brick Road… and say goodnight, My Effy,” and with a swoosh of his cape The Phantom MJF has once again vanished.




MATCH FOUR:

INFERNO MATCH

The Phantom

Maxwell Jacob Friedman

vs.

Effy

Effy enters alone. He told his most steadfast ally, Allie Katch, to remain in the locker room for her safety, and Effy steps through the ropes awaiting his opponent all by himself. The Phantom MJF makes his grand entrance, we haven’t seen MJF in a match since BEEFAMANIA six months ago or in a singles match since well before MJEffy won the DPW Tag Team Titles last year. Effy removes his cape but leaves on his white Phantom’s half-mask as he squares up with Effy in the middle of the ring for the first ever INFERNO MATCH in DPW. Whoosh! The rigging that has been erected around the ring begins to bellow forth huge gusts of flame that rise into the air and lick the lighting fixtures above the ring. Ding ding ding. Both men fight for control trying to force their opponent back into the wall of fire beyond the ropes. Effy sends MJF off the ropes and catches him in Snake Eyes, dropping his neck across the top rope and a jet of flames blasts MJF in the face. MJF regains control after a poke to the eyes and grabs Effy in a front face lock. MJF forces Effy through the ropes, the brutal flames climb up Effy’s back as he screams. BAM! MJF hits the HEATSEEKER, his pendulum piledriver and Effy rolls around trying to extinguish his burning ring gear. Effy makes a comeback and positions MJF for the DRAG QUEEN SLEEPER but MJF manages to back Effy into the ropes and the fire forces Effy to break his hold. MJF catches Effy’s arm and drops down into the SALT OF THE EARTH, the Fujiwara Armbar. Effy is already very close to the rising flames but MJF wiggles his hips to move Effy even closer to the ropes. Both men are uncomfortably near the edge as MJF swivels Effy’s face into the fire. The pouring sweat is barely enough to keep the flames off of Effy’s head and face. MJF cinches it in tighter, both men are screaming, “Burn, you bastard!” MJF shouts. Effy’s hair and eyebrows have burned away, MJF won’t budge, Effy taps wildly. Ding ding ding. The referee at ringside has called for the bell and ordered the flames to be turned off. MJF finally releases the hold and rolls to his back. Paramedics are rushing in to attend to both men and apply burn cream and bandages to their fresh wounds. A paramedic attempts to remove MJF’s white half-mask but it seems to have–at least partially–grafted onto MJF’s skin. MJF & Effy are strapped onto stretchers and rushed out through the back exit to waiting ambulances. It’s overheard that Effy may need to be airlifted to a nearby hospital due to the severity of his burns. Again nobody is feeling good about this outcome, but MJF fulfilled his promise. How long will it take for The Phantom MJF to find a new enemy, a new target, a new victim?

RESULT: The Phantom MJF d. Effy in an INFERNO MATCH

INTERMISSION:

Paul Heyman steps out onto the stage beneath the FlexTron and he’s looking nervous, like he’s seen a ghost–or maybe a vampire, “Ladies & gentlemen, my n-n-name, is P-p-paul, Heyman,” and he says that nobody is safe from his client, The Beast Brock Lesnar. He says that Brock is going through a bit of a “phase,” as he calls it, hanging out with Jon Moxley and spending more and more time together, “He’s dressing different, he’s acting different, he no longer casts a r-r-reflection,” did Heyman just say that? “He’s got a n-n-new attitude and if the DPW roster knows what’s good for them, they’ll not disturb The Beast.” Heyman says he hasn’t heard from the 2-time MTV Champion in days but he expects Brock to show up next week on Power Hour on MTV looking to defend the MTV Title, but against whom? The crowd pops as Will Ospreay steps onto the stage and approaches Heyman, “Brock knew he was going to lose to me 2 weeks ago and disqualified himself on purpose like a coward! Is he brave enough to face The Aerial Assassin one-on-one in a rematch for the MTV Title next week?!” Heyman says, “Challenge accepted… bruv. You have a date with The Beast!” Heyman says confidently before a look of anxiety washes over his face. Where is Brock?




BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW:

The Phenomenal DPW Champion AJ Styles is at the interview set, he says that he’s fought long and hard to make it to the top of the mountain and he’s not going to let a “head case” like Kenny Omega take this belt away from him. He says he’s the DPW Champion, “Me! Moi!” and that Heenan needs to take his “merry band of losers” back to the nut house where he found them. AJ Styles says it’s going to take more than futuristic blackmail and laser eyes to dethrone the Phenomenal Champ!




PRE-MATCH INTERVIEW:

Jim Cornette & The Nugenix Express are backstage at the interview set, “We’ve cut the fat, so to speak, and I have assembled the most fearsome duo to ever step foot inside the DPW ring: “Cocky Khosrow” The Iron Sheik & “The Mastodong” Big Vein Vader and they are the rightful DPW Tag Team Champions!” Jim introduces his champions, “The Meat That Can’t Be Beat” and “The Mastodon With a Massive Dong,” and says that this is a new beginning for Nugenix Express and The Road Warriors had better “hit the road, cause these belts are coming home to me–I mean us–I mean, my boys, Nugenix Express!”




MATCH FIVE:

TAG TEAM TITLES

3rd DPW Tag Team Champions [6th Defense]

Nugenix Express

[Cocky Khosrow & Big Vein Vader]

w/ Jim Cornette

vs.

The Road Warriors

[Hawk & Animal]

After cutting ties with former member lost-at-sea Boner Bob Backlund Corny has a newfound confidence in his team and they have a new, violent, outlook on competition. The Road Warriors have faced tough competition thus far in DPW smashing their way through the likes of The Black Lads, The Kinkdom, Goro Bros and more, and Hawk & Animal can practically taste the tag team titles. These four behemoth’s clash in this spectacular tag team matchup, Big Vein Vader & Cocky Khosrow operate like a well-oiled machine. Hawk makes an inspiring comeback and tags in Animal who hoists Vader up onto his shoulders! Wow! The DOOMSDAY DEVICE is incoming but Sheiky hops through the ropes and blasts Animal in the head with a bottle of Nugenix Total-T and dick pills go flying everywhere! The referee witnesses the whole ordeal and calls for the bell, disqualifying the defending champs. Boo! Hawk & Animal wanted a fair fight which is the last thing Cornette expected to serve to The Road Warriors tonight. The fans are upset as well as the challengers who can tout a victory over the champs but find themselves still grasping for the DPW Tag Team Championships.

RESULT: The Road Warriors d. Nugenix Express by DQ when Sheky assaults Animal with his bottle of dick pills

PRE-MATCH INTERVIEW:

Galloway and his henchman WALTER are backstage. Galloway tells his minion to not bite the hand that feeds him. The Champion of Champions tells his “Muscle” that if he wants a future in DPW, if he wants a future in professional wrestling at all, that WALTER will do whatever he can to help Galloway attain the #1 contendership once more. WALTER begins to mention things that Piper has told him about Galloway but Galloway tells him to forget any allegiance he had with Roddy Piper, his only loyalty lies with Galloway and WALTER’s only goal should be to make sure that Galloway becomes the first 3-time DPW World Heavyweight Champion.




MATCH SIX:

#1 CONTENDER MATCH - DPW TITLE

Champion of Champions

Galloway

w/ WALTER

vs.

The Hot Rod

Rowdy Roddy Piper

The beef is boiling over between these men as of late: Galloway feels that his minions let him down by letting AJ Styles take the DPW Title from him at BEEFAPALOOZA and Galloway feels they haven’t done enough to secure his #1 contendership, especially after Acting DPW Commissioner Teddy Long forced these stablemates to wrestle each other. Galloway enters with WALTER and Rowdy Roddy Piper enters alone, swinging his bloody chain. Roddy Piper and Galloway have a bloody brawl and WALTER is ringside to witness the entire debacle though it seems he’s trying to physically keep out of the action. Roddy Piper is able to wrench in his SLEEPERHOLD on the former champ causing Galloway to shout for help, “WALTER! What are you doing! Help me!” WALTER refuses to come to his master’s aid and only after a debilitating low-blow does Galloway free himself from the hold. “What’s wrong with you? Why didn’t you help me?!” Galloway is able to surprise Piper with his CLAYMORE KICK and Galloway gets the cover on his stablemate. 1-2-3. Galloway is once again declared #1 contender for the DPW Title but tensions are still high between these 3 men who have fought by each others’ sides for many months now, has the foundation finally cracked? Galloway barks at WALTER to follow him to the locker room and they leave Roddy Piper to collect his steel chain.

RESULT: Galloway d. Roddy Piper to become the #1 contender for the DPW World Heavyweight Championship

PRE-MATCH INTERVIEW:

Bobby “The Brain” Heenan is standing at the interview set alongside the challenger for the DPW Title Kenny 3.0mega. Heenan says that Omega was the inaugural WPW World Champion over 13 months ago, but to 3.0mega it feels like “decades and decades” as Omega allegedly traveled through time to the future to receive cybernetic upgrades before traveling back to the past, which we’re not sure even Heenan believes this tripe. Kenny 3.0mega’s eyes glow red as Heenan declares that “The Phenomenal Era” in DPW will be ending this very evening.




MATCH SEVEN (MAIN EVENT):

DPW TITLE

6th DPW World Heavyweight Champion [1st Defense]

The Phenomenal

A.J. Styles

vs.

The Terminator

Kenny 3.0mega

w/ Bobby Heenan

A big fight feel is in the air as Heenan & Kenny 3.0mega steps up to the Phenomenal defending DPW Champion in the ring. Heenan is at ringside shouting verbal abuse at the champ as Styles & Omega square off. A fantastic confrontation between two excellent professional athletes keeps the entire FlexZone on the edge of their seats! AJ Styles hits a big inverted atomic drop on the challenger and suddenly nuts and bolts are flying across the ring. Styles readies himself on the apron, positioning himself to hit his Phenomenal Forearm from the apron when Heenan sprays the ring apron with WD-40 that Omega uses to lubricate his joints. AJ doesn’t realize this as his leaps up to the top rope but the lack of friction causes the champ to fall flat onto his face. THUD! 3.0mega seizes the opportunity and lifts Styles up in position for the ONE WINGED ANGEL. BAM! This isn’t fair! 3.0mega keeps Styles’ head tucked and holds onto the champion’s legs with all his might. 1-2-3. Heenan stashes the WD-40 back into his suit jacket and snatches the title belt from the timekeeper. Styles is realizing what caused him to lose his footing as fireworks begin to go off overhead celebrating the new champion. 3.0mega has become the second man to hold both the WPW World Title & DPW World Heavyweight Title and he Heenan says he’s looked far into the future & Kenny 3.0mega is the FUTURE OF DYNAMO POWERHOUSE WRESTLING!

RESULT: Kenny 3.0mega d. AJ Styles bt pinfall following ONE WINGED ANGEL to become the 7th DPW World Heavyweight Champion

Join us next month on MTV for:

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[db1091]

Fun inferno match there. Good win for Galloway, and Omega getting the job done by any means necessary

[Joel Pole]

#80 - Power Hour on MTV

(Year 2 - Month 5 - Week 1)

Welcome to Dynamo Powerhouse Wrestling! This is Power Hour on MTV coming to you live, as always, from the DPW FlexZone! We navigate the aftermath of THE SECOND BEEFENING pay-per-view as we expect to hear from new DPW Champion Kenny 3.0mega as well as the new Boys Champion Uncle Jimmy Snuka plus 2-time MTV Champion Brock Lesnar defends against The Aerial Assassin Will Ospreay! SLAMALAMADINGDONG III is in 3 weeks, the landscape is changing in DPW and the hottest action is right here on MTV!

IN-RING SEGMENT:

Bobby “The Brain” Heenan presents the new Undisputed DPW World Heavyweight Champion Kenny 3.0mega who makes his entrance through a cloud of smoke, his eyes glowing an ominous red. Heenan proclaims that Kenny 3.0mega will take DPW far into the distant future when he’s interrupted by A.J. Styles! Styles says that 3.0mega & Heenan stole the title from him when they squirted WD-40 on the apron causing him to lose his footing. AJ demands a rematch for the DPW Title when Heenan reminds him that Galloway has earned the next title shot at BEEF HOUSE BRAWL. Styles says that if Omega isn’t a coward he’ll defend the belt in 3 weeks at SLAMALAMADINGDONG 3! 3.0mega chimes in that Styles must earn that spot and Heenan proposes that Styles face Heenan’s new client next week. “Who is it?!” Styles inquires. “Show up next week and find out. Beat him and maybe you’ll get another shot at The Terminator.” Styles agrees. Next week: AJ Styles vs. Heenan’s Mystery Client!





MATCH ONE:

Dr. Ass

Dr. William Gunn, Proctologist

vs.

Dan the Dad

Dr. William Gunn has made quite the impact since his debut in DPW. He’s aligned himself with Playboy Val Venis and they have vowed to make life a living Hell for Absolute Ricky Starks. This week the bad doctor faces off against Dan the Dad. Dr. Gunn toys with Dan the Dad for a couple minutes before landing his STANDING LEG DROP and covering the lifeless body of Dan the Dad. Dan becomes rather animated, however, when Dr. Ass dons his rubber glove and rams his finger where the sun don’t shine, shouting “THE DOCTOR IS IN!” Ouch. Dan the Dad will be walking funny around the locker room later, that’s for sure.

RESULT: Dr. Gunn d. Dan the Dad by pinfall following STANDING LEG DROP

BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW:

The Family is gathered backstage at the Interview Set. Uncle Jimmy Snuka boasts about taking the DPW Boys Title away from Absolute Ricky Starks and also stealing his girlfriend The Playboy Bunny whom they have gagged and shackled behind them. Snuka says it’s all thanks to the new Elder that has joined The Family, Haku. Jacob Fatu says that two weeks ago he destroyed Brody King inside a Steel Cage and that he deserves to wrestle for championship gold in DPW when Snuka holds up his hand to silence him, “No, JaFa. You and SeFa should stay out of the singles division where your Elders clearly are the better wrestlers. How about you two take the DPW Tag Team Titles?” Jacob Fatu & Sefa Fatu exchange glances, “Yes, that will be the best use of your abilities.” Snuka seems to have put a damper on SeFa & JaFa’s singles championship goals which rubs them the wrong way, to say the least.





LOCKER ROOM SEGMENT:

Tensions are at an all-time high between Galloway and his henchmen WALTER & Roddy Piper after THE SECOND BEEFENING. Galloway expected WALTER to tip the scales in his favor but WALTER seemingly refused to cheat for his boss. Galloway reads WALTER the riot act, admonishing him for letting down “the team.” Roddy Piper’s mysterious absence aside, Galloway tells WALTER that his men better do everything in their power to reinstall Galloway as the DPW Champion at BEEF HOUSE BRAWL in 7 weeks. WALTER lets the verbal abuse wash over him before shoving past Galloway, “I have a match to wrestle, I gotta go,” and WALTER leaves Galloway in the middle of his speech and Galloway is not pleased by this insolence.





MATCH TWO:

Galloway’s Muscle

WALTER

vs.

The Ideal Specimen

Lanny Poffo

WALTER is still steaming from his talk with Galloway and takes out all of his pent up aggression on his unfortunate opponent this evening, Lanny Poffo. Lanny can barely get in a cartwheel or two before being slammed into the corner by the bigger man and hoisted up and dropped in a devastating POWERBOMB. A foot on the chest is all it takes for WALTER to get the win this evening, sending quite the message to the DPW roster including his boss, #1 contender to the DPW Championship Galloway.

RESULT: WALTER squashes Lanny Poffo by pinfall following POWERBOMB

LOCKER ROOM SEGMENT:

The Family is back in the locker room discussing strategy when they are approached by Playboy Val Venis & his proctologist Dr. Ass. Venis says he has a business proposition for them: he wants his Playboy Bunny back. Boys Champion Snuka says, “Now that I have the Boys Title I am done playing around with little Ricky, I don’t need this trophy any more,” in return Val Venis promises the Elders every back issue of Playboy Magazine ever printed & Dr. Ass carts in a dolly stacked with crates and crates of dirty magazines. Snuka & Haku’s eyes light up. “Good doing business with you, gentlemen,” Venis cackles as he instructs Dr. Ass to grab the booty–the Bunny, and he hoists her over his shoulder, her muffled cries fading away as they make out–sorry, make off with their prize.



BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW:

All Ego Ethan Page & Danhausen are backstage before their upcoming match against The British Bulldogs in a rematch from a month ago. Tensions have been mounting between these teammates for weeks and now while Big Bad Brody King is recovering after his cage match loss to JaFa at ROAD TO THE BEEFENING there’s nobody around to smooth things out between the two. Ethan Page apologizes to Danhausen for denigrating him and Danhausen says if they stick together as a team, the sky's the limit, and they’ll be taking home DPW Tag Team gold in no time. Ethan Page doesn’t seem 100% on board but he shakes Danhausen’s hand and they head to the ring.



MATCH THREE:

Goro Bros

[Danhausen & All Ego Ethan Page]

vs.

The British Bulldogs

[Davey Boy Smith & Dynamite Kid]

Dynamite & Davey Boy could not solidify their #1 contendership at THE SECOND BEEFENING but are determined to prove that they deserve to be at the top of DPW and tonight they’re giving another shot to Goro Bros, but can Page & Danhausen coexist long enough to score the victory? Davey Boy & Dynamite make some quick tags to keep the fresh man in but Ethan Page doesn’t seem to even try to tag his partner in. Danhausen is reaching for the hot tag but Ethan Page is trying to take these two men on by himself. Dynamite Kid hits Page with a DIVING HEAD BUTT and hooks the leg but Danhausen makes the save. Davey Boy crosses the ring and takes Danhausen out between the ropes while Dynamite lands a second DIVING HEAD BUTT. 1-2-3. Danhausen and Ethan Page are arguing in the middle of the ring, “Why didn’t you tag Danhausen? You should have tagged Danhausen!” and Ethan Page brushes him off. As Danhausen turns towards the ropes Ethan Page sucker punches Danhausen right in the face, he may have broken his nose. Blood is smearing down the white face paint of Danhausen as medical personnel rush to his attention. Ethan Page casually steps through the ropes and strolls back to the locker room. It seems Goro Bros are no more.

RESULT: The Bulldogs d. Goro Bros by pinfall when Dynamite Kid pins Ethan Page following DIVING HEAD BUTT

BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW:

The Road Warriors and DPW Tag Team Champions Nugenix Express (with their manager Jim Cornette) are standing face-to-face at the interview set. Animal shouts, “You got a lot of nerve disqualifying yourselves and claiming to be the true DPW tag team champions when you know you cannot beat us in a fair fight!” Cornette retorts, “My boys still have these belts, that means we’re the champions and thusly we are the best tag team in professional wrestling today,” Corny says that his boys are ready to meet The Sheepherders at SLAMALAMADINGDONG III to defend the tag team belts but Animal doesn’t agree, “What are we thinking, Hawk?” “Welllll, the Road Warriors want to see Sheik & Vader next week in a REMATCH for the DPW Tag Team Titles, right here on Power Hour on MTV!” Corny is shaking his head “No” but Sheiky & Big Vein Vader take the bait and in a huff of bravado accept the challenge. Next week the DPW Tag Team Titles will be defended on Power Hour on MTV for the first time ever!



LOCKER ROOM SEGMENT:

Absolute Ricky Starks barges into the locker room to find it empty. “Where the hell are you!?” Ricky is looking for The Family, he’s looking for Playboy Val Venis, and he’s still looking for his kidnapped girlfriend The Playboy Bunny. Ricky has had everything taken from him, his girlfriend, his Boys Championship, but he still has fight in him. “Haku is going to gatekeep the Boys Title? So be it. Next week, Haku, get your old ass and your wrinkly b*lls into this ring and face me like a man and I’ll prove that I’m still worthy of holding the Boys Title, and I’m still Absolute.”



IN-RING SEGMENT:

Paul Heyman shuffles out onto the stage, he’s walking strangely, slumped to one side and it almost looks as if he has a massive hump on his back. His hair is unkempt and his feet are angled in odd directions and he looks as if he’s been sleeping in or around dirt. “Ladies & gentlemen, my name is Paul Heygor–I mean, Paul Heyman. I am the advocate for the reigning, defending two-time Music Television Champion, and let me reintroduce him to you: he is now, more than ever before, though let me preface this by saying, he is in no way, shape, or form a ‘vampire,’ he is quite literally a Beast. Ladies & gentlemen, Count Brockula!” The MTV Champ steps out onto the stage and he sure looks different than we’ve ever seen him before. Brockula looks pale, like he hasn’t seen the Sun in weeks, and his fingers look to be stained with the blood of (hopefully) an animal. He smirks to reveal two fangs hanging down over either side of his bottom lip. Heyman is right: Brockula is a Beast.



MATCH FOUR (MAIN EVENT):

MTV TITLE

8th MTV Champion [4th Defense]

The (Non-Vampiric) Beast

Count Brockula

vs.

The Aerial Assassin

Will Ospreay

Will Ospreay issued the challenge for a rematch after Brock retained the title via DQ 2 weeks ago, though he is quite taken aback at the new presentation of Lesnar–sorry, Count Brockula. Are these just mind games designed to throw The Aerial Assassin off his game? Brockula manhandles Ospreay like he’s a toy. Ospreay leaps from the top rope only to be caught mid-air by The Beast and dumped straight down to the mat with a thud. Brockula wrenches in an endless kimura armlock but Ospreay is full of Fighting Spirit and refuses to tap. In a fit of frustration Brockula scoops the limp form of Ospreay up off the mat and–with almost superhuman strength–dumps his opponent straight over his head and onto his neck with a crunch. The Beast drops down onto the twitching corpse of Ospreay for the 1-2-3 and it’s light’s out for The Aerial Assassin. Paul Heyman is praising his client as he shuffles over to him with the MTV Title belt but it’s only when Count Brockula looks back to the curtain and spots Jon Moxley nodding his head in approval that a wry, fanged smirk sneaks across Brockula’s face.

RESULT: Brockula d. Will Ospreay by pinfall following overhead belly-to-belly suplex to retain the MTV Championship

Tune in next week for more action on Power Hour on MTV!

TAG TEAM TITLES

Nugenix Express(c) vs. Road Warriors

AJ Styles vs. Heenan’s New Client

Ricky Starks vs. Haku

The American Dragon Bryan Danielson in action!

MTV Champion Count Brockula!

And MORE!!!

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An angry Walter is a dangerous Walter!!

[Joel Pole]

#81 - Power Hour on MTV
(Year 2 - Month 5 - Week 2)

Welcome to Dynamo Powerhouse Wrestling! This is Power Hour on MTV coming to you live, as always, from the DPW FlexZone! We are barrelling towards SLAMLAMADINGDONG III in just 2 short weeks and have we got a jam-packed evening of action for you! Absolute Ricky Starks seeks revenge against The Family’s newest member Haku for costing him the Boys Title last month at THE SECOND BEEFENING! The Road Warriors challenge Nugenix Express for the DPW Tag Team Titles! And in our main event we’ll see AJ Styles make his case that he deserves a rematch for the DPW Title when he takes on Bobby Heenan’s Newest Client! All this and–

VIDEO PACKAGE:
Static takes over the feed and we are presented with a video. Text appears on the screen reading: “The fire is cleansing. Who is dirty?” and a single black rose drops into frame bouncing in slow-motion as the petals strike the cold, gray concrete below. What does this mean? The production crew are finally able to replace the overriding video feed and bring us back to the DPW FlexZone where we are awaiting our first competitors this evening…



MATCH ONE:

Absolute

Ricky Starks

vs.

The Family’s Newest Elder

Haku

w/ The Family

Absolute Ricky Starks has had a rough month, first losing his girlfriend The Playboy Bunny and then his Boys Title, all thanks to The Family. Haku debuted at THE SECOND BEEFENING distracting Ricky Starks causing him to lose his belt to Uncle Jimmy so Ricky wants to get his hands on the newest Elder in The Family. Starks and Haku have a grueling match but the threat of SeFa & Jacob Fatu at ringside prove too distracting; Snuka distracts the referee while Jacob Fatu and SeFa hold Starks prone on the announce table only for Haku to come careening off the top rope with a debilitating SAMOAN SPLASH through the table and young Ricky is unable to make it back between the ropes before the referee counts 10. He may have cracked a rib! Ricky has been beaten and bruised but still intends to–somehow–avenge his Boys Title & also rescue his kidnapped girlfriend.

RESULT: Haku d. Starks by countout when Ricky was unable to return to the ring following a SAMOAN SPLASH through the announce table

BACKSTAGE PROMO:
“All Ego” Ethan Page and Danhausen are backstage, face-to-face with Acting Commissioner Teddy Long standing between them. “This was a long time coming,” Ethan Page tells his former partner, he explains that Danhausen is a goof and Page blames him for the shortcomings of Goro Bros in the tag team division, never able to become #1 contenders. Danhausen says that Ethan Page is a hypocrite, Danhausen has held the Dynamo Pro Heavyweight Title as well as being the inaugural Boys Champion but Page says he doesn’t consider those worthy accomplishments. Ethan Page challenges Danhausen to a match at SLAMALAMADINGDONG III and the winner will get a shot at the MTV Title and then “everyone will know who the better wrestler truly is.”



MATCH TWO:

MTV TITLE

8th MTV Champion [5th Defense]

The (Non-Vampiric) Beast

Count Brockula

w/ Paul Heygor

vs.

The Kinkdom’s

Mike Bennett

w/ Matt Taven & Maria Kanellis-Sullivan

Brock shocked everyone last week when he emerged from his tomb and took the form of Count Brockula as he defended the MTV Title against Will Ospreay before leaving with his new buddy Jon Moxley. This week it's Mike Bennett of The Kinkdom that is stepping up to the plate to challenge Brockula for the gold. Bennett tries to put up a worthy defense but Brockula smashes his way through his opponent. Curious, though, is the absence of Kevin Sullivan who is usually knuckles-deep in his wife Maria Kanellis-Sullivan, where could he be? At the goading of Mox at ringside, Brockula suplexes and F-5’s Bennett into bloody delirium and the referee calls an end to the match. Brock Lesnar has always been a beast, but now Count Brockula’s near-superhuman abilities surely have a stranglehold on the MTV Championship. Blood is pouring from the face of Bennett which Mox collects into a wine glass and takes a sip before passing it to Brockula who swigs the rest and tosses the wine glass at Heyman, crimson-stained shards scattering around his feet.

RESULT: Brockula d. Mike Bennett by referee stoppage to retain the MTV Championship

PROMO VIDEO:
Luke & Butch are walking through the aisles of a convenience store picking up American snacks and candy bars, “We’re the #1 contenders for the DPW Tag Team Titles and have we worked up quite the appetite!” Luke enthusiastically agrees and they say they don’t care if they’ll be facing Nugenix Express at SLAMALAMADINGDONG III or The Road Warriors–in fact, they have more pressing concerns: Butch picks up a lollipop from the shelf, “How many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?” Luke rips the paper wrapping off of the sugary snack and gives it a lick, “One!” and passes it to Luke who proceeds to slather his tongue all over it before handing it back to his cousin, “A-Two!” As he’s passing it Butch fumbles it and it lands on the dirty tile floor, “Ohhhh noooo!” they exclaim in unison as Luke picks up the fuzz- and hair-covered treat, gives it a lick and cries, “Three!” The cameraman turns away–gagging–from the Sheepherders as their shouty voices fade away, “Four!”




MATCH THREE:

The American Dragon

Bryan Danielson

vs.

Jake Something

This isn’t Danielson & Jake Something's first encounter: Jake provided muscle for D-Mediation-X in the early days and since has had a hot & cold relationship with The American Dragon. Both Danielson & Jake have scored monumental victories over recent weeks and both feel they are on the cusp of contendership for the DPW Title, only they stand in each other’s way. The American Dragon doesn’t take this opportunity lightly and keeps on the defensive, wrestling his way out of any hold that may result in a devastating power move from his opponent. Danielson hooks in the CROSSFACE CHICKENWING but Jake Something is able to brute force his way out of the hold! Danielson prepares himself to deliver a running knee when all of a sudden a single black rose falls from the rafters and lands in the middle of the ring before erupting in a brief flash before leaving a pile of black ash on the canvas. Danielson hits the BUSAIKU KNEE and hooks the leg of Jake Something, 1-2-3. The bell rings and now hundreds if not thousands of black rose petals begin to shower down upon the FlexZone and a menacing voice can be heard over the PA system: “Phantom. Dragon. SLAMALAMADINGDONG.” The challenge has been issued, how will The American Dragon respond?

RESULT: Bryan Danielson d. Jake Something by pinfall following BUSAIKU KNEE

LOCKER ROOM SEGMENT:
Mike Bennett, Matt Taven, and Maria Kanellis-Sullivan are returning to the locker room when they hear a commotion coming from a nearby broom closet. They jerk open the door and–among a bunch of brooms and mops–comes spilling out Kevin Sullivan and a mystery woman onto the floor. “Kevvy?! What’s going on?!” Maria shrieks. Kevin Sullivan says, “My Princess of Darkness! I’ve, uhhh, gotten you a present! Her name is Nancy! She’s my… Fallen Angel!” Maria slaps Kevin across the face and storms off while Mike & Matt make tense introductions under the circumstances. Will a fifth screw up the mojo at work within The Kinkdom?



BACKSTAGE PROMO:
“That’s right! Just a little more! Good girl!” Playboy Val Venis commends his kidnap victim/employee, The Playboy Bunny, as she pens responses to letters written by readers of Playboy Magazine. “This is degrading!” she cries. Dr. William Gunn, Proctologist, slams his fist down on the table, “You think THIS is degrading? Wait til you see what ‘job’ we have in store for you next!” She shudders as Val Venis exclaims, “My goal is complete! Ricky Starks is no longer the Boys Champion and I have his MOST prized possession: his girl!” Venus and Gunn proclaim that Sticky Ricky is an even bigger loser than they realized and they are looking forward to spending some quality time with their new “pet Bunny.” Gross.




MATCH FOUR:

TAG TEAM TITLES

3rd DPW Tag Team Champions [6th Defense]

Nugenix Express

[Cocky Khosrow & Big Vein Vader]

w/ Jim Cornette

vs.

The Road Warriors

Nugenix Express haven’t always played fair to hold on to their DPW Tag Team Titles most recently being at THE SECOND BEEFENING when Sheiky was DQ’d for smashing a bottle of Nugenix Total-T dick pills over the head of Animal but what plan do The Road Warriors have to keep Cornette from interfering again tonight? Sheiky & Big Vein Vader have another knock-down drag-out fight with the challengers with Hawk & Animal employing strategic tags and wearing down Vader. The Meat That Can’t Be Beat Cocky Khosrow rescues his partner from succumbing to the Road Warriors’ finisher but he can’t keep it up all night. Khosrow gets Hawk in the CAMEL CLUTCH and calls for a little ‘extra juice,’ commanding Corny to toss him the Nugenix Total-T so he can destroy Hawk’s spinal column. “Corny! Corny!” His cries go unanswered as we see Boner Bob Backlund suddenly at ringside advancing on Jim Cornette. Corny is pleading for his life as Boner Bob readies his swing when Corny screams, “Oh, good lord!” and fistfuls of dick pills fly through the air as he turns tail and retreats back through the curtain! This doesn’t bode well for the champs. Animal hoists the Mastodong up onto his shoulders as Hawk comes flying from the top rope delivering the deadly DOOMSDAY DEVICE; while Sheiky is crying for Corny’s stash of Nugenix The Road Warriors get the 1-2-3 and are presented with the DPW Tag Team Championship belts! Boner Bob is apparently not finished with Cornette & Nugenix Express but that’s no more concern to the new champions! WHAT A RUSH!

RESULT: The Road Warriors d. Nugenix Express by pinfall to become the 4th DPW Tag Team Champions

BACKSTAGE PROMO:
The Family is backstage at the interview set. Boys Champion Uncle Jimmy Snuka begins, “Sefa, Jacob, as we discussed last week, you are to stay away from the singles division here in DPW, you are not yet ready to hold even Boys Gold like your Elders.” SeFa shoots unhappy glances to The Samoan Werewolf, neither happy to be kept “in place” by their older family member. Your time will one day come, but next week you will show the world that you and your cousin are the most dangerous tag team in professional wrestling today,” as he smiles and nods at Haku by his side. “And now that we have put young Ricky in his place, too, he can only dream of holding the DPW Boys Title again.” SeFa interjects, “Uncle Jimmy, who will you be defending your title against next?” Snuka looks upon his ‘nephew’ with disdain, “Leave that to your Elders. Mind your rank,” and Snuka tells Haku they are leaving; SeFa & JaFa trail closely behind.



IN-RING SEGMENT:

Bobby “The Brain” Heenan, manager to DPW Champion Kenny 3.0mega, has issued a challenge to former champ AJ Styles: Styles wants a rematch against Omega but Heenan wants to test Styles against his “new client,” but who is it? Heenan proclaims that his faction will rule all of DPW and he wheels a large trash bin out to the stage. “Ladies & gentlemen, my new client!” From the trash can rises none other than Matt Riddle, former Boys Champion who has apparently been living inside trans cans backstage in the FlexZone, biding his time. Heenan says that Matt “The Grouch” Riddle will show AJ Styles that he’s “phenomenally washed up!”




MATCH FIVE (MAIN EVENT):

The Phenomenal

A.J. Styles

vs.

Matt “The Grouch” Riddle

w/ Bobby Heenan

AJ Styles was cheated out of the DPW Title and he wants to prove that he’s worthy of the rematch that Omega & Heenan are teasing him with and Heenan thinks that the newest member of his stable, Matt “The Grouch” Riddle, can squash those aspirations. Styles & Riddle prove they are both master-class professional wrestlers in this contest, but Heenan constantly shouting derisive comments to the former champ throws Styles off his game. Riddle hits his BROSTONE PILEDRIVER but it’s not enough to keep Styles down. Styles makes his heroic comeback and as he readies Riddle’s head between his legs Styles shouts, “Tell Kenny he’s next!” and plants Riddle in the STYLES CLASH with a BOOM! 1-2-3 and Heenan is stuck peeling his new protege off the canvas and dumping him back into a 45 gallon trash receptacle. Styles tells the entire FlexZone that he deserves the chance to regain his DPW Title, “Me! Moi!”

RESULT: AJ Styles d. Matt Riddle by pinfall following STYLES CLASH

Tune in next week for more action on Power Hour on MTV!

AJ Styles confronts DPW Champion Kenny 3.0mega!

New DPW Tag Team Champions Road Warriors address the #1 contenders The Sheepherders!

Bryan Danielson responds to The Phantom MJF!

Absolute Ricky Starks makes his decision!

Defending MTV Champion Count Brockula!

And MORE!!!

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