#76 - Power Hour on MTV
(Year 2 - Month 4 - Week 1)
Welcome to Dynamo Powerhouse Wrestling! This is Power Hour on MTV coming to you live, as always, from the DPW FlexZone! Last week’s SLAMALAMADINGDONG II set the stage for our Road to THE BEEFENING as we quickly approach THE SECOND BEEFENING live on Pay-Per-View in 3 short weeks! Tonight we’ll see some fantastic wrestling action: a hot, young tag team from across the pond makes their DPW debut! 2-time MTV Champion Brock Lesnar defends the belt! We expect to hear from DPW Tag Team Champion Boner Bob Backlund who made his surprise return last week! Roddy Piper defeated Commissioner Gorilla Monsoon to earn his re-instatement; all this and more! Buckle up, Dynamaniacs!
IN-RING SEGMENT:
“Rowdy” Roddy Piper, WALTER, and Galloway enter the ring and Piper announces that he’s been reinstated after defeating
Commissioner Gorilla Monsoon last week. Piper says that he is reclaiming his position as DPW Commissioner and there’s going to be a lot of changes around here. Before he can continue he’s cut off–
“HOLLA HOLLA!” It’s
Teddy Long! Teddy Long tells Piper to hold his horses, Piper isn’t the new Commissioner, Teddy has been named
Acting Commissioner in Gorilla’s absence! Piper is furious! Teddy Long decrees that since both Piper and WALTER hold a victory over
DPW Champion AJ Styles, they will wrestle next week and the winner will take on former champion Galloway to determine the next #1 contender for the title! This is causing a rift between the
Champion of Champions Galloway and his henchmen and they have a lot to discuss in the privacy of the locker room. BUT FIRST! Teddy Long says he’ll give Piper a warm-up match against former DPW Champion
Warhorse who makes his way to the ring!
MATCH ONE:The Hot Rod
Rowdy Roddy Piper
w/ Galloway & WALTER
vs.
Warhorse
Piper and Warhorse clash. Roddy Piper shows no signs of slowing down after choking out the Comissioner last week in a Light’s Out brawl. Warhorse still feels like he was screwed out of his World Heavyweight Championship by his former friend Galloway and he is still seeking retribution. Piper smashes his way through the former champion, poking the eyes, raking the back, and dragging his face-painted foe around ringside. After a distraction by the Champion of Champions Piper is able to sink in his dreaded SLEEPERHOLD and Warhorse can remain conscious for only so long. Piper, WALTER, and Galloway celebrate the victory but clearly the men are arguing amongst themselves about who deserves to move on towards the DPW Title. Teddy Long has lit a fuse that is about to blow next week on Power Hour!
RESULT: Roddy Piper d. Warhorse by submission with the SLEEPERHOLD
BACKSTAGE PROMO:
Playboy Val Venis is backstage at the DPW Interview Set. He tells
“Sticky Ricky” that he’s been looking for him everywhere, Venis “knows” that Starks is hiding that
Playboy Bunny from him, but she’s his employee, she’s his property, she must return to the
Playboy Mansion. Playboy Val Venis proclaims that he has a
surprise in store for Starks and the rest of DPW; Venis says he made a friend while he was in the hospital, a
prominent physician as well as professional wrestler and Venis says he’ll be bringing this surprise next week when he takes on
“The Ideal Specimen” Lanny Poffo on
Power Hour.MATCH TWO:The Aerial Assassin
Will Ospreay
vs.
Jake Something
Ospreay has moved past his feud with Bobby Heenan and his ilk. Heenan has moved on to focussing on the DPW Title and so has The Aerial Assassin who this week is taking on the menace known as Jake Something, former muscle for D-Meditation-X and still a force to be reckoned with in DPW. Jake Something proves that it just takes the right precision blow to ground the Aerial Assassin after blasting Ospreay with a lariat to the back of the head he seems to be out cold. Something gets the cover and the win and continues a brutal beat down on his opponent after the bell. Ding ding ding! Officials are trying to stop this onslaught when suddenly Cactus Matt Sydal makes the save! Sydal’s history with Something is expansive, former partners, now enemies, will Jake Something be able to claw his way further down the Road to the Beefening?
RESULT: Jake Something d. Will Ospreay by pinfall following a lariat to the back of the head
PROMO VIDEO:
The Sheepherders are celebrating their new home:
America! They are showing their day-to-day life now that they are living in the United States. They introduce us to their postal carrier, whom they
lick. They take us down to the local butcher shop where they
lick their butcher, and then down to the corner Ice Cream Shop where they take turns
licking the different ice cream cones as well as all the other patrons of the shop. Luke & Butch say they’ll be licking their way to the DPW Tag Team Titles…
lickety-split!
MATCH THREE:
The British Bulldogs
[Davey Boy Smith & Dynamite Kid]
vs.
The Kinkdom
[Mike Bennett & Matt Taven]
w/ Kevin & Maria Kanellis-Sullivan
Davey Boy Smith & Dynamite Kid are two young and hungry athletes with quite the reputation across the pond who now wish to travel around the globe and prove that they are World Champion level contenders in DPW and tonight they take on the kinky fearsome 4-some that has made their home on Power Hour, The Kinkdom. Mike Bennett and Matt Taven, though excellent pro wrestlers, are no match for the power and ingenuity of these two debuting superstars. In the end Davey Boy makes the tag and The Bulldogs hit the TOWER OF LONDON on poor Mike Bennett. 1-2-3. The Kinkdom are going to all go and take a nice soak in the hot tub and The British Bulldogs have made a statement: “we’re here in DPW and we’re not going to lie down like dogs.”
RESULT: The British Bulldogs d. The Kinkdom by pinfall when Dynamite Kid pins Mike Bennett following TOWER OF LONDON
IN-RING SEGMENT:
Jim Cornette comes down the ring with
Big Vein Vader and
The Iron Sheik (who is making his first appearance in many weeks since being
engulfed in flames by the
Phantom of the Flexzone). Jim Cornette is holding both of the
DPW Tag Team Title belts as he takes a microphone, “Ladies & gentlemen, please welcome
DPW Tag Team Champion Boner Bob Backlund!” Big pop from the crowd as Boner Bob makes his way down the ring. He’d been missing for months, presumed dead. Backlund explains that he was cornered on the Caribbean Cruise ship by
The Phantom of the Flexzone who snapped his fingers and set his
aflame! Boner Bob would have been
roasted alive but due to his quick thinking he threw himself overboard and the fire was extinguished by the raging sea. Boner Bob took all of the
Nugenix Total-T he had which allowed him to float on top of his
enormous erection for days, but when the
dick pills finally wore off he found himself stranded in the middle of the ocean. That’s when he was rescued by none other than
Shark Boy! Shark Boy strapped him to a Great White and they swam back to shore. Jim Cornette says that he can’t believe the story, it’s almost too good to be true. He tells Boner Bob that he’s sorry, as much as he appreciates Backlund, Corny says that
Nugenix Express has moved on and that he’s no longer part of the group.
Boo! The fans can’t believe it! Boner Bob is mouthing, “Why, Corny? Why?” And with a tear in his eye, Corny snaps his fingers and
Cocky Khosrow & Big Vein Vader begin their assault on their former brother.
Boo! This is a terrible turn for the Tag Team Champion! But wait!
Shark Boy comes running down the aisle towards the ring. It looks like he has two tiny sharks tied together by the tails that he’s swinging around like nunchucks! This causes Corny & Nugenix Express to scatter! Poor Bob Backlund! Corny must have confidence in Sheiky & Vader because it seems they’ll be meeting #1 Contenders
The Road Warriors in 3 weeks at
THE SECOND BEEFENING!
BACKSTAGE PROMO:
The Family is backstage at the Interview Set:
Sefa Fatu, Jacob Fatu, & Uncle Jimmy Snuka.
The Samoan Wifebeater Uncle Jimmy says that he’s looking forward to
THE SECOND BEEFENING where he’ll be taking the
DPW Boys Title off of
Ricky Starks and bringing it home to The Family where it belongs! He instructs
The Samoan Serial Killer SeFa to take out Absolute RIcky Starks in two weeks on the
ROAD TO THE BEEFENING special on MTV.
Jacob Fatu grabs the mic. He says that his beef with
Goro Bros is not yet finished after they triple powerbombed him through a table a few weeks ago.
The Samoan Werewolf Jacob Fatu challenges
Big Bad Brody King to a match at
ROAD TO THE BEEFENING and to ensure that The Family or the
Toy Hunt Vlog Crew cannot get involved, he wants a
STEEL CAGE MATCH! He doesn’t want to wait for the pay-per-view, he wants him in TWO WEEKS! Snuka says tonight he’s going to put away the inaugural Boys Champ and do the same to Starks in three weeks time.
MATCH FOUR:#1 Contender for the Boys Title
The Samoan Wifebeater
Uncle Jimmy Snuka
w/ The Family
vs.
Inaugural Boys Champion
Danhausen
The rivalry between The Family and Goro Bros rages on as The Samoan Wifebeater takes on the wiley Danhausen. Danhausen holds his own against the legend but The Family prove too distracting at ringside. Uncle Jimmy comes crashing down with a SUPERFLY SPLASH to get the pinfall victory. The Family celebrate in the ring, bragging that Brody King and Ricky Starks are going to be their next two victims.
RESULT: Uncle Jimmy d. Danhausen by pinfall following SUPERFLY SPLASH
BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW:
Jon Moxley is backstage in the locker room. He’s explaining that he is in no way, shape, or form a
vampire. He says that he doesn’t NEED to sleep in dirt, he just prefers to. He says it reminds him of how he was raised in rural
Transylvani—I mean,
Cincinnati. Just like ancient, rural Cincincatti. Yeah, that’s the ticket. He says he just likes drinking
blood because he’s “a sicko, don’t read too much into it.” He laments losing the
MTV Title to
Brock Lesnar, but adds that his
relationship with
The Beast is just getting started. What does that mean?
MATCH FIVE:
MTV TITLE
8th MTV Champion [1st Defense]
The Beast
Brock Lesnar
vs.
Dan the Dad
Just one week ago The Beast trampled through possible vampire Jon Moxley to capture the MTV Title for a record-setting second time and Lesnar has promised to now defend the belt more than any other person. Tonight, though, he doesn’t have the strongest of opposition in Dan the Dad. Stranger things have happened though. This match isn’t as one-sided as one would have assumed as Brock doesn’t seem to be able to keep his focus like normal. The Beast seems a little off his game tonight which seems to make his manager Paul Heyman a bit nervous. “Go home, Brock! Go home!” Heyman shouts to his man as Lesnar rubs his neck; is that a bandaid? Brock hits a powerful spinebuster and hooks the leg. No long celebration as Heyman rushes his charge back to the locker room. Something seems suspicious.
RESULT: Brock Lesnar d. Dan the Dad by pinfall following a spinebuster to retain the MTV Championship
PROMO VIDEO:
Down in the bowels of the
FlexZone we see two shadowy figures kneeling before another.
Philly C and Marino T, SALT OF THE EARTH, appear to be in shackles in front of their master.
The Phantom of the FlexZone berates them, telling them that they’re useless, good-for-nothing jobbers. “You had trouble beating
BUSSY without my help and you could not take the
Tag Team Titles even when they were served to you on a silver platter.” Philly C and Marino T beg for forgiveness.
The Phantom chuckles. He removes his mask for the very first time in front of his minions.
“Maxwell? MJF? You’ve been
The Phantom this whole time?! Why?”
The Phantom MJF explains that after being spurned by his partner
Effy and defeated in that
No Holds Barred Deathmatch at
BEEFAMANIA many, many months ago he went to a very dark place.
The Phantom MJF says that his goal was to keep the
Tag Team Titles away from his ex-lover, which he did. He wanted to burn Effy,
Allie,
Nugenix Express, Corny, everyone who did him wrong. He succeeded.
The Phantom MJF says his victory would be complete if only his henchmen weren’t incompetent.
The Phantom MJF snaps his fingers and the two figures kneeling and shackled before him
erupt into flames. The screams are horrifying as
The Phantom MJF turns towards the camera and he puts his white half-mask back on. He says, “I am going to
KILL EFFY.” Black.
BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW:
The Road Warriors are backstage at the Interview Set. They say that they are the #1 contenders for the Tag Team Titles and they don’t care what version of
Nugenix Express will be waiting for them in 3 weeks, they’ll be taking the Tag Team Titles home!
Hawk & Animal are ready for any of the hot, young tag teams that have been flooding into DPW and they’re ready to take on the best!
IN-RING SEGMENT:
The Phenomenal DPW Champion AJ Styles makes his way to the ring to meet face-to-face with the #1 contender for the DPW Title
The Terminator Kenny 3.0mega who is in the ring with his manager
Bobby Heenan. AJ says that he’s the Phenomenal DPW Champion,
“Me! Moi! I’m the champ!” and Heenan says that Kenny has the ability to travel through time to study the most cutting edge fighting techniques as well as dig up embarrassing dirt on his opponents from the future. AJ says that’s “a bunch of hooey” and says that he’ll be ready to defend the DPW Title against anyone, from any time in history. Heenan challenges Styles to a match next week against
Luchasaurus in order to get a taste of what Heenan’s men bring to the table and The Phenomenal DPW Champion accepts! Styles and Omega get face-to-face, jaw-jacking, Omega’s eyes are
glowing bright red and steam begins to pour out of his ears as our broadcast comes to a close!
Tune in next week for another exciting Power Hour on MTV!
DPW Champion AJ Styles vs. Luchasaurus
Roddy Piper vs. WALTER
Playboy Val Venis vs. Lanny Poffo
Boys Champion Ricky Starks responds to The Family!
EFFY addresses The Phantom of the FlexZone!
And MORE!!!
DPW #75 - SLAMALAMADINGDONG II on MTV
DPW #76 - Power Hour on MTV
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