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[Joel Pole]

#67 - SLAMALAMADINGDONG I on MTV

(Year 2 - Month 1 - Week 4)



Bobby “The Brain” Heenan introduces the first member of the Heenan Family, Kenny 3.0mega! Has Heenan re-wired The Terminator to do his bidding?

The Terminator
Kenny 3.0mega

w/ Bobby Heenan

vs.
Superfly

Jimmy Snuka

w/ Nancy Argentino

RESULT: Kenny 3.0mega d. Snuka by pinfall following ONE WINGED ANGEL.

Following the match Heenan gloated in the face of the fallen Superfly but then Heenan was distracted when Kenny began to short-circuit and sneeze computer chips across the front row.

NO DISQUALIFICATION

Galloway’s Proxy

WALTER

vs.

Warhorse

RESULT: Warhorse d. WALTER by submission with the SCORPION DEATHLOCK.

Will this loss keep WALTER from interfering in our main event later this evening?



Sefa Fatu introduces his tag-team partner and accomplice in the horrific attacks on persons surrounding the Toy Hunt Vlog Crew, his cousin Jacob Fatu. They are SeFa and JaFa and “there’s no stronger bond than The Family.”

Goro Bros

[Ethan Page & Danhausen]

vs.

The Family

[SeFa & JaFa]

RESULT: Goro Bros d. The Family by disqualification when Jacob Fatu gives Danhausen a Samoan drop through the timekeeper’s table.

DPW officials storm the ringside area to stop the ongoing attack on Goro Bros and the officials stop an angry Brody King who is trying to make the save for his friends.



A reluctant Dan the Dad makes his way to the ring to officiate the following contest.

#1 CONTENDER FOR THE DPW TITLE

#1 Contender for the DPW Title

“The Ace” AJ Styles

vs.

Former Heavyweight Champion

Claudio Castagnoli

RESULT: AJ Styles d. Claudio by pinfall following SPIRAL TAP to remain the #1 contender for the DPW World Heavyweight Championship.

Formerly Philly Marino Experience, now known as SALT OF THE EARTH, make their way to the ring but their mysterious mentor is nowhere to be seen.

#1 CONTENDER FOR THE DPW TAG TEAM TITLES

BUSSY

[Effy & Ally Katch]

vs.

SALT OF THE EARTH

[Philly C & Marino T]

When Effy gets Marino into position for his DRAG QUEEN SLEEPER suddenly The Phantom of the Flexzone repels from the rafters and attempts to launch a fireball into the face of Effy but misses and hits Marino instead. The Phantom shoots back up into the sky as Effy hits a Ruff Rider on his singed and scorched opponent.

RESULT: BUSSY d. SALT OF THE EARTH when Effy pins Marino following a Ruff Rider to become the #1 contenders for the DPW Tag Team Championships.

The evening’s events did not transpire the way The Phantom hoped they would. BUSSY has much training to do if they want to usurp Nugenix Express as the champs. Can Effy become the first two-time DPW Tag Team champion? One presumes that The Phantom will not stop his quest to keep BUSSY away from the championships, but why?

MTV TITLE

MTV Champion (First Defense)

Bryan Danielson

vs.

Jake Something

RESULT: Jake Something d. The American Dragon Bryan Danielson by pinfall following MFKR to become the third MTV Champion.

These mandatory title defenses on MTV require immense stamina from every competitor who steps into that ring. How many weeks can Jake Something keep the gold? You never know who will show up on MTV to vie for the illustrious title.

DPW TAG TEAM TITLES

Tag Team Champions

Nugenix Express

[Cocky Khosrow & Big Vein Vader]

w/ Jim Cornette

vs.

The Kinkdom

[Mike Bennett & Matt Taven]

w/ Kevin & Maria Kanellis-Sullivan

During the contest Jim Cornette pulls out a big plastic funnel, sticks it down Big Vein Vader’s throat, and pours an entire bottle of Nugenix Total-T down his gullet. Vader hits a big corner smash on Taven and climbs to the top. The effects of the dick pills is evident for the world to see as Big Vein Vader flips backwards in an elegant but frightening VADERSAULT with his engorged member drilling into the midsection of his fallen foe like the handle of Mjolnir.

RESULT: Nugenix Express d. The Kinkdom when Big Vein Vader pins Matt Taven following a NUGENIX-ENHANCED VADERSAULT to retain the DPW Tag Team Championships.

Cornette is ecstatic that his boys kept the belts and Big Vein Vader certainly is a worthy new asset to the team, but that begs the question: where is Boner Bob Backlund?

CHAMPION OF CHAMPION VS. CHAMPION

DPW World Heavyweight Champion

Galloway

vs.

DPW Boys Champion

Absolute Ricky Starks

Ricky shows a lot of guts to get in the ring with 2-time DPW Champion Galloway and he gives the Scot quite a competitive match for a time. That is, until 2 more Playboy Bunnies walk down to ringside. This time one climbs up onto the ring apron and distracts the referee whispering in his ear and nibbling on his earlobe while the other motions for Ricky to come to her. Ricky approaches the beautiful and it looks as if she’s offering Ricky a kiss, he agrees, but when he leans in she kicks him right in the yambag and The Stroke Daddy has scrambled eggs tonight. He turns around only to get caught by a brutal CLAYMORE KICK by the World Heavyweight Champ.

RESULT: DPW Champion Galloway d. Boys Champion Ricky Starks by pinfall after a CLAYMORE following interference by yet another Playboy Bunny.

Who in the world is behind these Playboy Bunnies that just won’t leave poor Ricky alone? Surely the Boys Champion will be demanding answers next week on POWER HOUR on MTV!

Join is next month on PAY-PER-VIEW for:

Dynamo Powerhouse Wrestling presents:

BEEFAPALOOZA

DPW TITLE

Galloway(c) vs. AJ Styles

DPW TAG TEAM TITLES

Nugenix Express(c) vs. BUSSY

And MORE!!!

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[db1091]

Wow, that was a big win for Warhorse against Walter!!

[Valenswift]

Feb 9, 2024 7:22:56 GMT -5 db1091 said:

Wow, that was a big win for Warhorse against Walter!!


I was just about to say the same 

[Joel Pole]

#68 - Power Hour on MTV

(Year 2 - Month 2 - Week 1)



Welcome back to POWER HOUR on MTV! This is Dynamo Powerhouse Wrestling! Power Hour, as always, comes to you live from our portable arena the DPW FlexZone where we will navigate the fallout from SLAMALAMADINGDONG I and continue on the path towards BEEFAPALOOZA as #1 contender for Galloway’s DPW Title “The Ace” AJ Styles sits down with Roddy Piper for an interview in PIPER’S PIT! Newly crowned MTV Champion Jake Something defends against Warhorse! And more hot wrestling action, but we’ll head down to the ring to hear from Boys Champion Ricky Starks who has demanded answers for the Playboy Bunnies that cost him his match last week…



IN-RING SEGMENT:



DPW Boys Champion Absolute Ricky Starks steps through the ropes with a microphone. He’s been stalked by Playboy Bunnies for weeks now, but last week was the final straw when he was kicked in the yambag and left prone to Galloway’s CLAYMORE KICK to lose his match. The Stroke Daddy is demanding that whomever is behind these mind games reveal himself. The silence is pierced by a familiar voice, “Helllloooooo, Rickyyyyyy!” Holy cow! It’s Val Venis! Venis steps through the curtain onto the stage dressed in a red, silk smoking jacket and flanked by ladies dressed as Playboy Bunnies, “Long time, no see, Ricky, my boy!” Val took young Ricky under his wing when World Powerhouse Wrestling began and they tormented the tag team ranks as Val Venis & Sticky Ricky, The Stroke Daddies. When Val lost to then-WPW World Champion Macho Man and got a television camera inserted into his rectum Val was forced to stay in the hospital to recover. During that time Val befriended none other than Hugh Hefner who left Venis the Playboy Empire in his will. Unbelievable. Val lied in his hospital bed, week after week, month after month, watching Ricky Starks rise through DPW without him and become a champion. Val says that Ricky owes him. Ricky says that he earned all of his successes and if Val wants gold, he can earn it, too. Playboy Val Venis challenges Absolute Ricky Starks to a match for the DPW Boys Title in three weeks at BEEFAPALOOZA. Ricky’s first defense of the Boys Title will be against his former partner-in-crime! Which Stroke Daddy will come out with the gold?



MATCH 1:

The Samoan Werewolf

JaFa

w/ The Samoan Serial Killer SeFa

vs.

Space Monkey

Jacob Fatu made his debut alongside his cousin Sefa Fatu last week. The Family has been wearing down the Toy Hunt Vlog Crew and certainly SLAMALAMADINGDONG I won’t be the end of it. Tonight JaFa makes his singles debut against a long-time friend of the Ethan Page and crew Space Monkey. Space Monkey tries his best but cannot kick out after JaFa lands on him with a MIGHTY MOONSAULT. After the match SeFa & JaFa continue beating down on Space Monkey until Ethan Page & Danhausen come to the rescue. The Toy Hunt Vlog Crew had better keep their wits about them, The Family is vicious.

RESULT: Jacob Fatu d. Space Monkey by pinfall following MIGHTY MOONSAULT

PROMO VIDEO:



A promo video showcasing Lanny Poffo as “The Ideal Specimen.” He gloats that he’s in peak physical shape (while flexing his impeccable muscles), he claims that he’s a genius in all respects, both academically and in wrestling. He says that when he returns to DPW the women will be lining up to spend a night with “The Ideal Specimen,” though he adds that he doesn’t even need the women because “The Ideal Specimen” can bend over and— okay, that’s it, end of promo video.



MATCH 2:

The Aerial Assassin

Will Ospreay

vs.

Superfly

Jimmy Snuka

Will Ospreay has been on a roll lately, scoring a surprise win over a debuting Jon Moxley two weeks ago, and Snuka is recovering from a loss to Kenny 3.0mega last week. Bobby Heenan has it out for Snuka for some reason and he comes creeping around the ring tonight. Every time Ospreay is tossed to the outside Heenan is heard trying to sweettalk The Aerial Assassin and have him join Heenan’s Family. Ospreay even owes a distraction to Bobby The Brain. In the end Ospreay is dumped through the ropes and Snuka comes flying off the top rope with a SUPERFLY SPLASH to the outside and Ospreay, despite the encouragement of Heenan, is unable to return by the count of 10. After the match Heenan practically chases Ospreay back through the curtain soliciting his managerial services.

RESULT: Jimmy Snuka d. Will Ospreay by countout when Ospreay was incapacitated by a SUPERFLY SPLASH to the outside

BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW:



Jon Moxley is backstage at the DPW Interview Set. He says that he’s arrived in DPW to spread the violence he’s accustomed to. He’s going to break the bones of his opponents and he’s going to drink their blood. He seems fixated on this. He continues his promo calling out The Aerial Assassin Will Ospreay who defeated Mox in his debut match. Mox says he really wants to drink Ospreay’s blood. Is Moxley low-key some sort of vampire? Moxley wiggles around sniffing a little more and finally leaves the Interview set.



LOCKER ROOM SEGMENT:



Bryan Danielson is in the locker room, he only briefly held the MTV Title before briefly losing it to Jake Something last week, but he’s optimistic about his prospects in DPW. He goes to open his locker and– THUD, an envelope drops to the floor. He opens it and reads it, “I come from a book and you strike me, meet me for one and I strike you, what am I?” What is this, a riddle? Danielson thinks it over and mumbles, “A match?” SMASH! Danielson has been smashed in the head by a trashcan and is now unconscious on the locker room floor. A figure remains standing, it’s Matt Riddle wearing a child’s costume, “That’s CORRECT! I’ll see you soon, Dragon! Beware Matt Riddler! Hahahaha!” Matt Riddle has gone off the deep end, how will Danielson respond?



PROMO VIDEO:



The Kinkdom are all lounging together in their hot tub. Matt Taven, Mike Bennett, Kevin Sullivan, and his wife Maria Kanellis-Sullivan. Kevin is kissing Maria's neck but she looks bored. “Aren’t you enjoying my kisses, my Princess of Darkness?” Maria sighs, “I’m just not feeling the spark anymore, Kevvy. We need to spice things up.” Taven perks up, “Handcuffs?” Bennett interjects, “A swing?” Maria thinks on it and replies, “No, I was thinking… leather… and spikes. Now where would anyone find those?” Taven & Bennett look worried, they know where to find studded leather shoulder pads. Kevin replies, “Anything for my Princess. You heard her, boys. Get her those spikes. Stat!” Taven and Bennett sink beneath the bubbles dreading their fate.



MATCH 3:

MTV TITLE

MTV Champion (First Defense)

Jake Something

vs.

Warhorse

Jake Something shocked the world revealing his true nature and turning on Danielson and winning the MTV Title and Warhorse is coming off a huge victory over Galloway’s Proxy WALTER in a No DQ match last week. Warhorse wants to ride that wave of success and challenged for Jake’s first defense of the MTV belt. Former DPW champion Warhorse and Jake Something have an epic encounter but in the end Jake Something’s brute strength is too much to let the MTV title slip from his grasp so soon. Who will seek to take the belt from Jake Something next week on MTV? How long will his reign of terror last?

RESULT: Jake Something d. Warhorse by pinfall following MFKR to retain the MTV Championship

BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW:



DPW Tag Team Champions Nugenix Express and their manager Jim Cornette are backstage at the DPW Interview Set. Corny is standing between Cocky Khosrow The Iron Sheik and Big Vein Vader who has taken the place of Boner Bob Backlund after Bob went missing at sea on a Caribbean Cruise. Corny says that he still waits everyday for a phone call for news on Backlund but “You can’t grieve forever” and the show must go on. Nugenix Express has never been bigger and girthier and is throbbing at the chance to defend their Tag Team Titles against Effy & Ally Katch at BEEFAPALOOZA. Corny rattles a bottle of dick pills and leads his champions back to the locker room.



MATCH 4:

The Road Warriors

[Hawk & Animal]

vs.

SALT OF THE EARTH

[Philly C & Marino T]

The Road Warriors have been on a warpath since debuting in DPW with one loss sticking out, that being against Jay Lethal & Swerve Strickland, The Black Lads. SALT OF THE EARTH has been squashing jobbers at the behest of their mentor The Phantom of the Flexzone who was not pleased when Philly C & Marino T, former PME, lost their contendership opportunity against BUSSY. The Phantom has it out for BUSSY. Tonight Hawk & Animal steamroll through The Phantom’s boys despite Lethal & Strickland sitting front row and heckling Hawk & Animal from the opening bell. After the match The Black Lads were throwing trash and popcorn at Hawk & Animal before being chased back through the crowd.

RESULT: The Road Warriors d. SALT OF THE EARTH when Animal submits Philly Collins with a Camel Clutch

PIPER’S PIT SEGMENT:



Roddy Piper is sitting at the Piper’s Pit Interview Set and he welcomes #1 contender for the DPW Title “The Ace” AJ Styles. AJ first earned his title shot months ago and even defeated Claudio Castagnoli last week at SLAMALAMADINGDONG I to retain his contendership, it’s been a long road for The Phenomenal One. Roddy Piper asks AJ how hard the road has been, focussing on his loss to WPW World Champion Macho Man nearly a year ago and disparaging him for not getting another shot since then. AJ laughs it off and says he’s Phenomenal, he’s “The Ace,” he’s #1 contender, “ME! MOI!” and he’s going to take the belt from Galloway at BEEFAPALOOZA and the crowd cheers! Piper continues talking fast and cutting off AJ from answering, AJ calls him out on sounding biased towards defending champion Galloway and Piper says he’s not biased, he’s just a realist, because Galloway plans from every angle. AJ is about to ask Piper what he means by that comment when BAM! Piper blasts AJ Styles in the back with a steel chair! Out of nowhere Galloway’s muscle WALTER joins in on the double-team beatdown of the #1 contender. Styles gets a hold of the steel chair and chases his attackers away, clearly Piper has joined the side of Galloway and WALTER! Styles calls out Piper to a match next week on MTV as Piper is running away like a coward!

Tune in next week for another UNBELIEVABLE Power Hour on MTV!

AJ Styles vs. Roddy Piper

JaFa vs. Danhausen

We hear from #1 Contenders BUSSY!

Playboy Val Venis in action!

And MORE!!!

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[Joel Pole]

#69 - Power Hour on MTV

(Year 2 - Month 2 - Week 2)

Welcome back to POWER HOUR on MTV! This is Dynamo Powerhouse Wrestling! Power Hour, as always, comes to you live from our portable arena the DPW FlexZone where we have an action-packed evening in store for you! Jake Something defends the MTV Title for the second time, another confrontation between The Family and Goro Bros as Jacob Fatu takes on Danhausen, and in our main event we’ll see #1 contender for the DPW Title AJ Styles seek revenge against Roddy Piper— and speak of the devil…

IN-RING SEGMENT:

The skurl of bagpipes heralds “Rowdy” Roddy Piper who comes down to the ring alongside WALTER, possibly to explain his actions from last week where Piper seemingly joined WALTER and Galloway and assaulted Styles in Piper’s Pit. Piper wants everyone to shut up because he’s about to introduce 2-time DPW Champion Galloway. Galloway’s music plays and Piper makes fun of the crowd for thinking that Galloway would show up on Power Hour, but here’s the next best thing: a video. Galloway appears on the FlexTron, sitting at home in Ayr, Scotland. Galloway says that he’ll see Styles in 3 weeks at BEEFAPALOOZA, but in the meantime he’d like to introduce the world to his proxies, Galloway’s Muscle WALTER and Galloway’s Mouth Roddy Piper, and they will carry out his bidding in his absence. Piper concludes saying that he'll show Styles later tonight that Galloway’s Mouth cannot be closed that easily.



MATCH 1:

Playboy

Val Venis

vs.

Dan the Dad

Val Venis made his surprise return last week to challenge Ricky Starks for the Boys Title. Venis explained that he’s inherited the Playboy fortune and wants to show-up his old tag team partner, Sticky Ricky. Dan the Dad does his best this evening but the beautiful Playboy Bunnies that accompany Playboy Val Venis to ringside prove too tempting a distraction. In the end, Venis comes crashing down onto Dan the Dad with a MONEY SHOT and gets the 1-2-3. Playboy Val Venis joins his Bunnies arm-in-arm and retires to the locker room. Venis holds the curtain open for his escorts and turns to the camera, “How fitting that my return match was on Card #69, eh?” Venis then winks at the camera and disappears behind the curtain.

RESULT: Playboy Val Venis d. Dan the Dad by pinfall following MONEY SHOT.

PROMO VIDEO:

A video package showcasing “The Ideal Specimen” Lanny Poffo, he explains that he doesn’t need to make a shopping list because his impeccable memory makes it unnecessary. Besides, he’s “The Ideal Specimen,” he only eats healthy, organic produce and Lanny reaches down into his jocks and reveals a large banana that was stuffed down his trunks. “I’m Lanny Poffo, The Ideal Specimen, watch me eat my own banana—” CUT!



LOCKER ROOM SEGMENT:

Effy & Allie Katch are in the locker room discussing their upcoming title match scheduled at BEEFAPALOOZA with Nugenix Express when a dense fog begins to creep in beneath the locker room door and the lights begin to flicker. A swirl of shadows and sudden movement. Effy & Allie now find themselves bound by the wrists and held in place by Marino Tenaglia and Philly Collins, the dark duo known as Salt of the Earth. “What are you doing with us? What do you want?” Allie demands. A new figure emerges from the shadows donning his white half-mask and black cloak. The Phantom of the FlexZone. “First of all, Salt of the Earth demands, and shall receive a rematch for #1 contendership of the Tag Team titles next week on The Road to BEEFAPALOOZA. Secondly, this is not up for debate. Lastly, this will be No-Holds-Barred.” Effy strains against his captors, “What do you want?!” The Phantom leans in to Effy and in a pained yet resolved whisper replies, “I want what’s mine. I want what’s yours. I want what’s…. Ours.” A look of realization washes over Effy’s face. First pain. Then guilt. Then fear. “Max?”



BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW:

Matt Sydal is backstage at the DPW Interview Set. He explains that he and Jake Something have a history as they were both members of D-Meditation-X for months. Sydal apologizes for not realizing the folly of his ways as quickly as Jake, but Jake has proven to be untrustworthy. Sydal says that Bryan Danielson is his friend and the way that Jake took Bryan’s MTV Title and injured him will not go unavenged. “This is a new era in DPW and this is a new Matt Sydal. I’m free from DDP and D-Meditation-Y and ‘Cactus’ Matt Sydal is going to take the world by storm, starting with the MTV Championship,” Sydal professes.

MATCH 2:

MTV Title

3rd MTV Champion (Second Defense)

Jake Something

vs.

Cactus

Matt Sydal

Jake Something kept the open-challenge going after successfully defending last week against former DPW Champion Warhorse, this time his challenge being answered by his former stablemate Matt Sydal. Sydal stuck with D-Meditation-Y to the bitter end but in the process proved that he did not need to rely on his guru DDP and their cheating ways to succeed. Sydal proves that tonight. Jake Something tosses the lighter man around like a ragdoll, smashing him within inches of his life it seems. Sydal keeps coming back for more. The MTV Champion blasts Sydal with a barrage of Something Bombs which leave him in a blubbering heap but he keeps lifting his shoulder before the 3-count. Sydal’s drive is unmatched. The crowd rally behind the underdog as he hits the champ with a top-rope Frankensteiner and hooks the leg for the surprise pin. He did it! Cactus Matt Sydal has done it! We have a new MTV Champion! Sydal’s victory is cut short, however, as a new face emerges from the curtain holding a microphone. Holy sh*t. It’s Paul E. “Congratulations, congratulations, mazel tov, young Sydal, you have made quite a name for yourself, now, haven’t you? Oh, I’m sorry, let me introduce myself. My name… is Paul Heyman. And I am the advocate for— well, you’ll find out next week right here on MTV. You’ll find out who my client is when he steps through these ropes and takes that shiny new MTV Title belt off of your skinny little waist. ‘Cactus’ Matt? Cute. Very cute. My client will see you next week. May I suggest filing your will & testament before attending? It would not be unwise.” Heyman turns to leave amid a chorus of boos. Who is Heyman’s client? What is on the horizon for the 4th MTV Champion Cactus Matt Sydal at the start of his reign?

RESULT: Cactus Matt Sydal d. Jake Something by pinfall following top-rope Frankensteiner to become the fourth MTV Champion

LOCKER ROOM SEGMENT:

Matt Taven & Mike Bennett approach Jay Lethal & Swerve Strickland backstage. Bennett says he knows The Kinkdom & The Black Lads have not always gotten along well in the past, but they have a common enemy, a common pursuit right now. Taven says, “The Black Lads have the only victory over The Road Warriors in DPW, what is your secret?” Lethal wants to know why they’re so interested, Bennett replies, “Well, my wife, I mean, ex-wife, I mean, we’ve kind of been seeing each other again–” Taven cuts him off, “You have? I have, too.” The two men sadly stare at each other for a moment. “Anyway, she’s been asking for some leather and spikes and we want to take the shoulder-gear from Hawk & Animal. Swerve replies, “Are you crazy? Those two are roid-monkey junkies and we want to steer clear.” Taven suggests, “Look, they have a match scheduled for next week on Power Hour, what we need to do is–” Lethal realizes the cameras are still rolling, “Will you get out of here? We’re trying to do something here!” They shove the cameraman out into the hallway and slam the locker room door. They’re up to something.



PROMO VIDEO:

Matt Riddle is wearing a poor-quality child’s Halloween costume of the infamous Batman villain with a similar sounding name. Also, he’s being ejected from a strip-club with a white, powdery substance smeared across his upper lip. As he stands himself up from a puddle in the alley behind Mommy Milkers outside of Jacksonville, Florida, he turns to the camera. “I was getting a little tired of his place, they used to be cool, but now they don’t cater to SuperStars like me. I’m Matt Riddler, don’t you know? And Batman Danielson, my old foe, is right on my heels as always…” Matt Riddle should seriously seek professional help at this point, “And I’ve left clues, yes I have, but will you find them all? Will you, Dragon? I mean, Batman? I mean, Batty Dragonson, I want you. A match with you—” A bouncer opens up the side door of the adult establishment and chucks Riddle’s cellphone at him that he had dropped during his disagreement with the door-staff. BONK! Riddle is blasted in the face with his own cell phone. “A match, Dragon! Me & you. Mono e mono. One on one. Tit for tat. Just me and you. Both of us, Danielson, me, and Batman. Come fight me!! FIGHT!!!” Matt Riddle has begun to shuffle down the side of the road. It’s the middle of the night. This reflects poorly on… well, a lot of people. “I’M THE RIDDLER!!!!! Matt Riddle me this, Danielson! HA! HAHAHAHAHAhahahahahaha!” Pray for Riddle.



MATCH 3:

The Samoan Werewolf

JaFa

w/ The Samoan Serial Killer SeFa

vs.

Goro Bros’

Danhausen

w/ All Ego Ethan Page

Danhausen has the unenviable position tonight of facing the newest roster member in DPW, Sefa Fatu’s cousin Jacob Fatu. The Family, as they call themselves, are hell-bent on destruction here in DPW and they’ve been targeting Ethan Page, Danhausen, and Brody King, collectively known as Goro Bros. JaFa and SeFa make quite the intimidating duo, and Ethan Page at ringside could hardly counter the savagery of The Family. After the match, SeFa and Ethan Page are seen getting in each other’s faces, Ethan Page defending his friends and SeFa casually smirking in response. Ethan Page is challenging SeFa to a one-on-one match next week, but it’s Brody King that SeFa really wants to punish. Brody King needs to watch out.

RESULT: Jacob Fatu d. Danhausen by pinfall following MIGHTY MOONSAULT

BACKSTAGE PROMO:

Jim Cornette is at the DPW Interview Set alongside the DPW Tag Team Champions Nugenix Express. Cocky Khosrow and Big Vein Vader are growling, sweating, and holding their Tag Team title belts while Nugenix Total-T capsules are spilling from their stuffed cheeks. Cornette says he has all the firepower necessary in these bottles (he shakes around some dick pills), and says that it doesn’t matter if it’s BUSSY, if it’s Salt of the Earth, if it’s Pepper of the Moon, if it’s Cayenne of frickin’ Mars, nobody is going to take these belts away from Nugenix Express. On a serious note, Corny says that Sheiky & Vader will be appearing next week on Power Hour to wrestle and Cornette wants to dedicate the match to the memory of Boner Bob Backlund, Lost at Sea, presumed dead. Corny says, “Get some sort of graphic for us to throw up there, will ya? Make it sad, too. Real *#&@ sad.” Whoops, “is this thing still rollin’?”



PROMO VIDEO:

Bobby Heenan has put together a video package trying to lure Will Ospreay into joining his Family. Heenan, thus far, has recruited just one member, Kenny 3.0mega whom Heenan found short-circuiting in a heap of computer parts and has seemingly rewired to do his bidding. What is Heenan’s end goal? World Titles, of course. Heenan sees magic in the young Will Ospreay and says he’ll stop at nothing to achieve that. Bobby Heenan says that it may take some convincing from other Heenan Family Members. What other members is he referring to?



MATCH 4:

Galloway’s Mouth

“Rowdy” Roddy Piper

w/ Galloway’s Muscle WALTER

vs.

#1 Contender for the DPW Title

“The Ace” AJ Styles

It was a shocking turn last week when Piper sided with DPW Champion Galloway. Piper already couldn’t be trusted but now he’s officially the mouthpiece of the most powerful DPW Champion of all time, 2-time champion Galloway. AJ Styles has held his own for months, fighting and clawing to hold on to his #1 contendership and his day will finally arrive at BEEFAPALOOZA, if he can make it to the show. Piper and WALTER look to change that. AJ gets a big pop from the crowd who rally behind the #1 contender but “The Ace” has trouble this evening fending off assaults from multiple fronts as WALTER can’t keep his hands out of the match. Piper is constantly poking Styles in the eyes or grabbing tights for unfair leverage and with WALTER’S help Piper gets Styles prone in the middle of the ring and Styles succumbs to the powerful SLEEPERHOLD from the Rowdy One. Piper and WALTER continue to beat on Styles until DPW Commissioner Gorilla Monsoon intervenes! Monsoon scoops Piper up and delivers a big body slam on the canvas before Monsoon chops WALTER through the ropes to the outside. Gorilla Monsoon says, “Galloway, champ, I hope you’re watching, cause you are being commanded to appear here next week on MTV to sign the official contracts for your match at BEEFAPALOOZA. And that’s an order!” Next week! For the first time in months! DPW Champion Galloway will be LIVE on POWER HOUR on MTV!

RESULT: Roddy Piper d. AJ Styles by submission following SLEEPERHOLD

Tune in next week to the last stop before the first pay-per-view of the year,

“The Road to BEEFAPALOOZA” Power Hour right here on MTV!

Contract Signing for the DPW Championship!

#1 CONTENDER FOR THE DPW TAG TEAM TITLES

NO-HOLDS-BARRED

BUSSY vs. Salt of the Earth

MTV TITLE

Paul Heyman’s Client challenges Cactus Matt Sydal!

Tag Champions Nugenix Express in action!

And MORE!!!

DPW #68 - Power Hour on MTV
DPW #69 - Power Hour on MTV
DPW #70 - “Road to BEEFAPALOOZA” Power Hour on MTV
DPW #71 - BEEFAPALOOZA on PPV
DPW #72 - Power Hour on MTV

[Joel Pole]

#70 - “The Road to BEEFAPALOOZA” Power Hour on MTV
(Year 2 - Month 2 - Week 3)

Welcome back to POWER HOUR on MTV! This is Dynamo Powerhouse Wrestling at its finest! Power Hour, as always, comes to you live from our portable arena the DPW FlexZone where we are braced for speed bumps on the ROAD TO BEEFAPALOOZA live on pay-per-view next week where “The Ace” AJ Styles will challenge DPW Champion Galloway for the gold and tonight we will witness the Official Contract Signing! The reigning DPW Champion will make his first live appearance on Power Hour in months TONIGHT! Also a face-to-face interview between Boys Champion Absolute Ricky Starks and challenger Playboy Val Venis, but let’s get down to the ring for some action!

IN-RING PROMO:
Cactus Matt Sydal stunned the world last week when he took the MTV Title away from Jake Something but before Sydal could fully realize his accomplishment he was met with a challenge, Paul Heyman issued veiled threats to the new champion foreshadowing the arrival of Heyman’s Client. Heyman asks the ring announcer to hand him a microphone. “Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman, and I am the advocate for the man I am about to introduce to you. He’s risen to the top of every major wrestling and fighting promotion he’s set foot in, he’s brutal, he’s ruthless, he’s lethal, and he has been signed, along with myself, his trusted advisor and the only man my Client trusts with his life, his livelihood, and his career… he is the man that will take this piece of gold, that piece of gold, any piece of gold he can get his hands on and chew it up and spit it out. He is the man— no, I take that back. He is not a man. He is not a myth. He is not a legend. He is real. He is here, and he is a Beast. He is…. BRRRRROCK!!!! LESNARRRRR!!!”

MATCH 1:

MTV TITLE

4th MTV Champion (First Defense)

Cactus Matt Sydal

vs.

The Beast

Brock Lesnar

w/ Paul Heyman

The dirtsheet rumors were true! Paul Heyman has arrived in Dynamo Powerhouse Wrestling and is unleashing his Beast into DPW and his first target is Cactus Matt Sydal, the newly crowned MTV Champion. Does Sydal have what it takes? Is he seriously reconsidering his career choices right now? With Paul Heyman beaming at ringside, The Beast barrels his way through the young defending champ. Cactus Matt Sydal has the fans on his side but nothing can stop Heyman’s monster that has been unleashed on DPW.

RESULT: Brock Lesnar d. Cactus Matt Sydal by pinfall following F-5 to become the 5th MTV Champion

PROMO VIDEO:
“The Ideal Specimen” Lanny Poffo is loading large boxes into the back of his station wagon. “I’m The Ideal Specimen Lanny Poffo, and have I got a treat for you,” he says slyly, winking into the camera. “Come with me and I’ll show you how to beef up for the broads, get meaty for the men, and when the world gets you down, make sure to treat yourself right. Always make time for yourself. You can call me the Guru of Self-Love and I’m bringing the gospel to a town near you.” Lanny closes the back of the station wagon, “All packed. I’ll see you boys at BEEFAPALOOZA and remember, if you don’t love yourself, who will?” He slaps a sign that says “Lanny’s Self-Love Demonstration & Semen-ar” on the side of the wood paneling. As he drives off we see “BEEFAPALOOZA OR BUST” scribbled on the back of Poffo’s automobile.


FIRST MATCH:

The Aerial Assassin

Will Ospreay

vs.

Superfly

Jimmy Snuka

The last time Snuka and Ospreay met it resulted in a count-out when Ospreay could not return to the ring despite being offered help by Bobby Heenan who is trying to coerce the former Commonwealth Kingpin to join his growing First Family here in DPW. Tonight the action went back and forth and Heenan and Kenny 2.0mega started creeping around ringside trying to offer help to Ospreay to gain his favor. Snuka plants Ospreay with a wicked piledriver right in the middle of the ring. Snuka ascends to the top rope and signals what is to come, Superfly launches through the air in a SUPERFLY SPLASH but at the last moment 2.0mega drags Ospreay out of the way and Snuka comes crashing to the mat hard. Ding ding ding. The ref is calling a DQ for 2.0mega’s direct interference in the ring. Ospreay is pissed. What will he have to do to get Heenan to leave him alone? Ospreay is challenging Snuka to a definitive rematch next week at BEEFAPALOOZA and Snuka nods before turning through the curtain on the stage.

RESULT: Jimmy Snuka d. Will Ospreay by DQ when Heenan & Kenny 2.0mega interfered on Ospreay’s behalf

BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW:
DPW Boys Champion Absolute Ricky Starks is backstage at the DPW Interview Set with the Boys Title belt over his shoulder. “This is supposed to be a Face-to-Face thing, right? Of course that loser is late. Val, it doesn’t matter how much money you have, how many Bunnies flock around you, or you suddenly smoke cigars and ride in limousines, you’re still a dirty old, pervert and there’s nothing new and improved about you, you’re the same old sleazebag and you don’t deserve a shot at the Boys Title, but I need to show you face-to-face that all of your newfound fame and fortune are for nothing and you will be the first notch in my belt, the first of many defenses of the Boys Championship, you just—-” “Hellllllooooo, Rickkkyyyyyy.” Starks is cut off as a gaggle of Playboy Bunnies push him to the side as they swarm around Playboy Val Venis wearing his gaudiest smoking jacket, arm-in-arm with beautiful women. Venis thanks Starks for keeping the title belt warm for him, but next week at BEEFAPALOOZA Venis is going to squash ‘Sticky Ricky’ and take that Boys Title back to the Playboy Mansion and wear the Boys Title belt around the grotto…. Only the Boys Title belt. This is going to be a monumental showdown for the Boy’s Championship Title in just seven days!


SECOND MATCH:

#1 CONTENDERS FOR THE TAG TEAM TITLES

NO-HOLDS-BARRED

#1 Contenders for the DPW Tag Team Championships

BUSSY

[Effy & Allie Katch]

vs.

The Phantom’s Mercenaries

SALT OF THE EARTH

[Philly Collins & Marino Tenaglia]

After last week’s locker room confrontation between SALT OF THE EARTH and BUSSY Effy just hasn’t been the same. Marino & Philly chloroformed Allie Katch and while Effy was going down he swears that The Phantom revealed his identity, but Effy has been in denial all week, was it him? Is he back? What’s he planning? What’s he capable of? Effy found himself distracted and an easy target for the hard-hitting offense of SALT OF THE EARTH. They use the No-Holds-Barred stip to their benefit by choking Effy across the ropes and raking the back of Allie Katch when she tries to intervene. Effy manages quite the comeback on Philly, Allie has Marino tangled in the corner, Effy gets Philly in position for the DRAG QUEEN SLEEPER when The Phantom of the FlexZone repels from the rafters and is now standing face to face with Effy who is suddenly frozen in fear. The Phantom rears back like he’s about to launch one of his fireballs, but then he stops. He stares for a moment at Effy while Allie struggles with Marino in the corner, “Effy! What are you doing! Effy!!” The Phantom steps up to Effy and gives him a long, passionate kiss in the middle of the ring causing Effy to lose his grip on Philly Collins who dives out of the way. The Phantom steps back, Effy is still frozen in place, WHOOOSH! A fireball erupts from the fists of The Phantom and engulfs Effy in a whirlwind of flame. The smell of burnt hair and fishnets fills the front couple of rows as SALT OF THE EARTH capitalize hitting their SUNSET DREAMS before getting the pin on Effy who hasn’t moved a muscle since The Phantom appeared. Allie rushes to her partner’s aid but The Phantom seems to be happy with the outcome as SALT OF THE EARTH will now face Nugenix Express next week for the Tag Team Titles, but most importantly, Effy is no longer a contender for the belts. Petty. Effy is being treated by medical officials as he has certainly suffered intense burns on most of his body from the dastardly actions of Effy’s mysterious attacker. The Phantom of the Flexzone is content for now, but as long as Effy breathes, The Phantom will be one step behind him. But for how long?

RESULT: SALT OF THE EARTH d. BUSSY when Marino pins Effy following SUNSET DREAMS and interference by The Phantom of the FlexZone

LOCKER ROOM PROMO:
The lights are out. A locker slowly creaks open and there inside with his arms crossed over his chest is Jon Moxley apparently waking from a… nap? “Good morning,” he says as he steps out onto the floor. “If you don’t know who I am, my name is Jon Moxley and I’ve spent centuries– I mean, years, just years perfecting the art of deathmatch wrestling.” He says you can put him in any fighting scenario and he’ll come out on top because he’s a ‘lowlife degenerate’ that doesn’t care whose bones he needs to break or whose blood he needs to drink, but he’s tired of sucking on baby goats. “I mean, that’s just a saying or something,” he says as he wiggles around pretending to look macho, “I don’t actually suck on baby goats.” He stares awkwardly into the camera until his phone rings, “Sorry this is my baby goat guy, I gotta go.” Strange. All of this is strange.


THIRD MATCH:

Goro Bros’

All Ego Ethan Page

vs.

The Samoan Serial Killer

SeFa

w/ The Samoan Werewolf JaFa

It all started several weeks ago when Big Bad Brody King defeated SeFa on Power Hour which SeFa took as the gravest insult. He responded by antagonizing all of the members of the Toy Hunt Vlog Crew as SeFa brutalized an innocent store owner to upset the group. SeFa debuted his cousin Jacob Fatu aka JaFa and they were disqualified against Goro Bros at SLAMALAMADINGDONG I. Since then, JaFa has taken out Space Monkey, then Danhausen, now SeFa has accepted the challenge of All Ego Ethan Page. Ethan Page hits his EGO’S EDGE on SeFa but JaFa is able to distract the referee, Danhausen unfortunately could not be medically cleared to accompany All Ego tonight. This proves fatal as Jacob Fatu resorts to hitting Page with a SAMOAN SPIKE in the throat while making a comeback and the ref calls for the bell. SeFa grabs a mic, “There’s just one left. Brody, Brody, Brody. Where have you been? Come out and play, next week, BEEFAPALOOZA, you’ll regret ever crossing a Samoan Serial Killer and a Samoan Werewolf.” This will be Brody’s chance to avenge his friends and stop the violent threat of the Samoan killers.

RESULT: Ethan Page d. Sefa Fatu by DQ when JaFa hit him with a SAMOAN SPIKE

BACKSTAGE PROMO:
Standing at the DPW Interview Set is The American Dragon Bryan Danielson. “Matt Riddle, I’m very concerned for you. For your safety, both mentally and physically. I know life can be hard, and I don’t know what you’re going through, but dressing up in a child’s cartoon halloween costume and getting kicked out of stripclubs could be considered acceptable to some people, but leaving cryptic riddles in my locker and hitting me with a trashcan, that’s inexcusable. It was funny until it was sad, but The American Dragon is going to put an end to your shenanigans next week at BEEFAPALOOZA.” He adds, “That is, if you can even figure out what day it is.” Danielson isn’t happy about it, but Riddle’s reign of terror needs to be stopped.


FOURTH MATCH:

BONER BOB MEMORIAL MATCH

DPW Tag Team Champions

Nugenix Express

[Cocky Khosrow & Big Vein Vader]

w/ Jim Cornette

vs.

The Road Warriors

[Hawk & Animal]

A big wreath of flowers is propped up on the stage with a photo of Bob Backlund in the middle of it and the placard reads, “RIP BONER BOB.” Cornette says that the Coast Guard has concluded that Backlund was likely eaten by sharks or otherwise disemboweled by a creature of the deep, “but we don’t wanna dwell on that, look at my boys! The Tag Team Champs!” Four of the best pro-wrestlers clashing in our main event contest does not disappoint. The Road Warriors prove their merit by standing toe to toe with The Iron Sheik and Big Vein Vader, DPW Tag Team Champions. Vader is getting some heat on Hawk and The Road Warriors are distracted by The Black Lads on the stage, Swerve Strickland and Jay Lethal have megaphones and are shouting at the ring. Vader is able to catch Hawk unawares with a RELEASE POWERBOMB and gets the 1-2-3 on the Road Warrior. Hawk & Animal are furious to suffer a second loss and at the hands of The Black Lads, no less. Corny grabs the Tag Title belts and ushers his men to the back, dick pills a-rattling in his pockets. Frictions arise at ringside as The Road Warriors’ spiked shoulderpads have disappeared from the timekeeper’s table! It looks like The Kinkdom got what they wanted, where are Mike Bennett and Matt Taven? Hawk & Animal blame The Black Lads, Lethal argues that it’s racist for them to accuse the black lads of this crime! The Road Warriors are calling out Strickland & Lethal for a rematch at BEEFAPALOOZA. Can Hawk & Animal get their win back?

RESULT. Nugenix Express d. The Road Warriors when Big Vein Vader pins Hawk following a RELEASE POWERBOMB

BACKSTAGE SEGMENT:
Effy has been wrapped in gauze and he’s been delicately strapped to a gurney being loaded into the back of an ambulance behind the FlexZone. He’s suffered serious burns and will be rushed to a hospital for emergency surgery. Allie is in tears watching her tag team partner and friend in such a scary and painful condition, why would anyone do this to him? The EMTs pull the ambulance doors shut, sirens blare, and Allie is left standing in the parking lot. The sirens fade into the distance and suddenly an uncomfortable silence disturbs Allie as she feels someone watching her. Someone with evil intent.

CONTRACT SIGNING FOR THE DPW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH AT BEEFAPALOOZA:
DPW Commissioner Gorilla Monsoon is standing in the middle of the ring and he welcomes “The One & Only,” “The Ace” AJ Styles, #1 contender to the DPW Title, down to the ring where a podium is set up displaying the official contract for the main event next week at BEEFAPALOOZA. Styles is welcomed by the crowd with open arms, they’d love to see Styles take the belt from Galloway. Monsoon asks for DPW Champion Galloway to make his way to the ring. Instead we are greeted by Galloway’s Muscle WALTER and Galloway’s Mouth Roddy Piper. Piper says that the champ is ready to grace Power Hour with his rare appearance on free TV, but Monsoon needs to introduce him correctly. Piper continues, “Ladies & gentlemen, boys and girls, for your entertainment pleasure. Appearing here in Nowheresville, USA, coming alllll the way from his castle in Ayr, Scotland, he is the Champion of Champions, he is the 2-time, count ‘em, 2-time, DPW World Heavyweight Champion,” Gorilla is motioning for Piper to wrap it up, “He is Galloway!” Galloway finally steps out onto the stage and soaks in the boos from the crowd. Every step he takes towards the ring, the boos get louder and louder. “A-J-STYLES! A-J-STYLES” chants erupt around the FlexZone. Galloway steps through the ropes and gets face-to-face with AJ Styles. The crowd is going wild for this confrontation, AJ Styles is aggressively posturing towards the champ, bumping chests, Galloway laughs it off, grabs the pen out of AJ’s hand and signs the contract without saying a word. AJ is still cutting a promo to his face and Galloway just turns to walk away when AJ reaches out and grabs Galloway by the arm. Galloway shouts, “GO!” and WALTER and Piper begin their assault on the #1 contender. Gorilla Monsoon turns to help Styles when Piper takes the commissioner’s knee out with a shot with a crowbar. AJ Styles’ face is dripping blood as he staggers to his feet. Galloway, Piper, & WALTER are halfway up the aisle when they hear “GALLOWAY!!!” Styles is shouting from the ring. He wipes the blood from his forehead and smears it on the contract. “I’ve signed the contract, Galloway. I’ll see you next week.”

You don’t want to miss the first DPW Pay-Per-View Extravaganza of the year!

DPW presents:

BEEFAPALOOZA

Live on Pay-Per-View!

DPW TITLE

Galloway(c) vs. AJ Styles

BOYS TITLE

Ricky Starks(c) vs. Playboy Val Venis

TAG TEAM TITLES

Nugenix Express(c) vs. SALT OF THE EARTH

Bryan Danielson vs. Matt Riddler

SeFa vs. Brody King

The Road Warriors vs. The Black Lads

Will Ospreay vs. Superfly Jimmy Snuka

“The Ideal Specimen” Lanny Poffo “Self Love” seminar!

MTV Champion Brock Lesnar will be in the house!

And MORE!!!

DPW #69 - Power Hour on MTV
DPW #70 - “Road to BEEFAPALOOZA” Power Hour on MTV
DPW #71 - BEEFAPALOOZA on PPV
DPW #72 - Power Hour on MTV
DPW #73 - Power Hour on MTV

[Joel Pole]

#71 - BEEFAPALOOZA on Pay-Per-View
(Year 2 - Month 2 - Week 4)

DARK MATCH: Jon Moxley d. Cactus Matt Sydal by DQ when Sydal gave Moxley a piledriver on the concrete floor causing Moxley to bleed profusely… and enjoy it, apparently. He said it was “finger lickin’ good.”

This is BEEFAPALOOZA live on pay-per-view coming to you from the DPW FlexZone where we have an action-packed, star-studded evening of action in store for you. In our MAIN EVENT “The Ace” AJ Styles challenges 2-time DPW World Heavyweight Champion Galloway for the title! Jim Cornette & Nugenix Express defend the DPW Tag Team Titles against The Phantom’s Mercenaries SALT OF THE EARTH, and we kick things off this evening as Absolute Ricky Starks defends the DPW Boys Championship against his former tag team partner turned pornography mogul Playboy Val Venis, and as a bevy of beautiful Playboy Bunnies begins to line the aisle we know that the challenger is on his way…

MATCH ONE:

BOYS TITLE

4th DPW Boys Champion (1st Defense)

Absolute Ricky Starks

vs.

Playboy

Val Venis

We never thought we’d see this: THE STROKE DADDIES EXPLODE! (That may have been the title of one of their films) Playboy Val Venis enters with a throng of gorgeous ladies who accompany him to the ring though they all give a second look to DPW Boys Champion Absolute Ricky Starks as he poses on the turnbuckles and Venis is obviously jealous of young Ricky for this. Absolute Ricky Starks and his former partner go back and forth on offense with Venis bailing to the outside repeatedly to get encouragement and inspiration from his gaggle of Playboy Bunnies. Ricky hits a spear on Venis and gets a 2-count. Ricky rolls to the outside and starts “rizzing up” one of the Bunnies which infuriates the challenger. As the action heats up the Boys Champ hits his finisher renamed the RO-SHAM-BOY, and RIcky gets the pin on the Playboy. Ricky poses on the turnbuckle with his title belt and as he heads up the aisle he’s joined by one of the pretty ladies that arrived with Playboy Val. Venis is shouting at Ricky that “This isn’t over!” and to the Bunny that she “Won’t be allowed in the Grotto ever again!”

RESULT: Absolute Ricky Starks d. Playboy Val Venis by pinfall following RO-SHAM-BOY to retain the Boys Title

BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW:
DPW Commissioner Gorilla Monsoon is backstage at the DPW Interview Set as DPW Champion Galloway enters alongside his “Mouth” Roddy Piper and his “Muscle” WALTER. “Galloway, I have half a mind to strip you of the DPW Title for your attack last week on AJ Styles—” Drew puts his hand up in the Commissioner’s face, “First of all, Monsoon, review the footage, my security personnel did not lay a finger on Styles until he laid a finger on me. I don’t think any Disciplinary Committee would disagree that my team was acting purely in self-defense.” Monsoon is not happy with the Champ’s response, partly because Monsoon know’s that Galloway isn’t wrong, “That may be, Galloway, but Roddy Piper had no right to attack me in that fashion and that will not go without repercussions, so Rowdy Roddy Piper is hereby suspended indefinitely from DPW, meaning he cannot wrestle, he cannot manage, and he will not be at ringside tonight for the main event of BEEFAPALOOZA!” Piper is furious, WALTER is fuming, and Galloway is seething with rage as his unfair advantage has been handicapped. Piper starts to bow up at Monsoon but when the Commissioner winds up for a big chop the Hot Scot retreats with his stablemates. AJ Styles still has quite the task ahead this evening.

MATCH TWO:

The Road Warriors

[Hawk & Animal]

vs.

The Black Lads

[Jay Lethal & Swerve Strickland]

The Road Warriors enter without their spiked leather shoulderpads as they were pilfered last week during the main event on Power Hour. Hawk & Animal blame The Black Lads but Lethal & Swerve were only a distraction while Matt Taven & Mike Bennett committed the crime, hopefully they’re reaping the benefits of their thievery while The Black Lads take the blame for now. Swerve barely gets any offense in as Hawk & Animal absolutely destroy Jay Lethal. Matt Taven & Mike Bennett can be seen walking through the crowd wearing the Road Warriors’ own shoulderpads. In the end, Animal hoists Lethal up onto his shoulders and Hawk takes him out with the dreaded DOOMSDAY DEVICE leaving Lethal in a bruised mess. After the match, The Road Warriors hop the barricade and exit through the crowd looking for The Kinkdom and their spiked, leather shoulderpads.

RESULT: The Road Warriors d. The Black Lads by pinfall when Animal pins Jay Lethal following DOOMSDAY DEVICE

BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW:
Face-to-face at the DPW Interview Set stands Bobby “The Brain” Heenan and Will Ospreay. Heenan once again pleads to Ospreay to join his group but Ospreay rebuffs him. Ospreay tells Heenan to stay out of his matches and to stay out of his business and Ospreay exits and heads towards the ring. Heenan knows that this will take more… convincing.

MATCH THREE:

The Aerial Assassin

Will Ospreay

vs.

Superfly

Jimmy Snuka

This is the third time that Ospreay and Snuka have squared off, each meeting suffering from unsolicited involvement by Bobby “The Brain” Heenan and his minion. Will Heenan honor Ospreay’s wishes and keep out of The Aerial Assassin’s affairs this evening? Snuka and Ospreay have yet another fast-paced, action-packed match-up. Ospreay takes the lead and eventually looks like he’s going to put away the Superfly. Heenan and Kenny 2.0mega show up presumably to assist Ospreay yet again. Snuka dumps Ospreay through the ropes as Heenan and Omega climb up onto the apron drawing the attention of the ref. While the ref’s back is turned Ospreay is Pearl Harbored by an assailant at ringside that performs a Canadian Destroyer on the concrete floor! It’s a large– very large man wearing a dinosaur mask and a green tongue jutting out of his mouth. Who– or what is this thing? Ospreay staggers to his feet but then stumbles back to the floor. DIng ding ding. The green lizard-man joins Kenny 2.0mega and Bobby Heenan in the ring as they shout down to Ospreay on the floor. What sort of group is Heenan assembling?

RESULT: Jimmy Snuka d. Will Ospreay by countout when Ospreay cannot return to the ring following an attack by a mysterious, green lizard man

MATCH FOUR:

DPW TAG TEAM TITLES

3rd DPW Tag Team Champions (4th Defense)

Nugenix Express

[Cocky Khosrow & Big Vein Vader]
w/ Jim Cornette

vs.

The Phantom’s Mercenaries

SALT OF THE EARTH

[Philly Collins & Marino Tenaglia]

Jim Cornette seems to have moved on, barely grieving the news that Boner Bob Backlund was likely eaten by a shark or whale or other sea creature, leading his champions to the ring. Nugenix Express has yet to meet this new, hardened version of Philly Marino Experience, and SALT OF THE EARTH has yet to meet Big Vein Vader, Backlund’s ‘replacement.’ The Phantom of the FlexZone secured his Mercenaries’ title shot this evening; will The Phantom help finish the job? Marino and Philly put up quite the fight but Vader and Sheiky are just too seasoned for these relative amateurs. Jim Cornette tosses a bottle of Nugenix Total-T dick pills to his men and they down them in one gulp. The clock is ticking for SALT OF THE EARTH. Sheky gets Marino in the ENHANCED CAMEL CLUTCH with Sheiky’s atomic erection pressing into the spine of his opponent. Marino can barely take it anymore, he’s about to tap as The Phantom of the FlexZone repels from the ceiling once again and launches his signature fireball at Cocky Khosrow who is suddenly engulfed in flames! Curse words and smoke billow up into the air inside the FlexZone the ref calls for the bell. Ding ding ding. Sheiky’s moustache has been reduced to two smoldering wisps. Corny hops in the ring and swats and swipes at The Phantom with his tennis racquet and The Phantom cackles with satisfaction as he is raised back up into the rafters even though his loyal subjects did not capture the gold, “HHAHAHAHahahahahaha!”

RESULT: Nugenix Express d. SALT OF THE EARTH by DQ when The Phantom of the FlexZone throws a fireball at Sheiky while Marino T is in the ENHANCED CAMEL CLUTCH to retain the DPW Tag Team Championships

INTERMISSION:
The crowd rushes to the restrooms and merch tables as our intermission begins and “The Ideal Specimen” Lanny Poffo enters the ring and sets up an easel displaying a sign reading “Lanny Poffo’s Self-Love Demonstration.” He welcomes the crowd and says he knows they are eager to hear Lanny’s “Secrets of Self Love.” He promises to teach them how to be as limber and flexible as it takes to truly love yourself. “There’s no surgery necessary ladies and gentlemen, deep down, everyone has the ability to—-” Poffo is cut off by one Paul Heyman. This can’t be good. Heyman tells Poffo that he is an embarrassment and should get out of the ring right now or Heyman’s Client will make him get out. From the curtain emerges MTV Champion Brock Lesnar, now one week from capturing the TV title from Cactus Matt Sydal, and the champ steps through the ropes to bully The Ideal Specimen. Poffo is scared but will not be pushed around by this Beast and his mouthpiece. Brock says something to Heyman and Heyman announces, “The Beast Brock Lesnar, reigning and defending MTV Champion, says that he’ll put his title on the line against you right here right now, and when he squashes you into mashed potatoes, you’ll hop back in your station wagon and putter back to wherever you came from.” What has Lanny gotten himself into? It looks like this is happening, the ref calls for the bell…


MATCH FIVE:

MTV TITLE

5th MTV Champion [1st Defense]

The Beast Brock Lesnar

w/ Paul Heyman

vs.

The Ideal Specimen

Lanny Poffo

Heyman’s jeering has fired up Poffo who starts off in a fury against the champ. After a surprise SKY HIGH Lanny Poffo gets a 2-count on The Beast and neither Lesnar nor Heyman can believe their eyes! Brock gets his head in the game and begins his assault on his braggadocious opponent. Lesnar smashes Poffo from pillar to post but The Ideal Specimen shows some of the same chutzpah that Matt Sydal showed in previous weeks and Poffo refuses to be put down. Lesnar whips Poffo into the turnbuckle and The Beast charges for a fatal spear as Lanny Poffo leaps out of the way and Lesnar crashes head-first into the buckle with a crash. The Beast staggers and Poffo leaps over his head and rolls the champ up in a sunset flip resulting in the 1-2-3! Lanny Poffo rolls out of the ring, grabs the MTV Championship title belt and gets out of Dodge knowing that there’s an angry Beast on his heels. Heyman is apoplectic! How could his client lose to such a… loser?! Heyman is shouting that Lesnar demands a rematch next week on MTV but the new champ is long gone.

RESULT: Lanny Poffo d. Brock Lesnar by pinfall with a sunset flip to become the 6th MTV Champion

MATCH SIX:

The Samoan Serial Killer

SeFa

w/ JaFa

vs.

Goro Bros’

Big Bad Brody King

Sefa & Jacob Fatu have pulled no stops these past several weeks antagonizing and brutalizing every member of the Toy Hunt Vlog Crew, first Space Monkey, then Danhausen & Ethan Page, and now the only one left is Big Bad Brody King, the man that started this all when he pinned SeFa on Power Hour many weeks ago. SeFa & JaFa do not seem intimidated by Brody who has quite the challenge ahead of him. It’s a hard hitting rematch as SeFa and King do battle. Brody hits his GONZO BOMB but JaFa is able to distract the ref to stop the pin. Growing tired of Jacob Fatu’s involvement, Ethan Page, Danhausen, and Space Monkey show up to back up their friend. Big Bad Brody hits another GONZO BOMB on Sefa Fatu and the Goro Bros’ keep JaFa away. 1-2-3. SeFa is angry, this is not how this battle was supposed to end. All Ego Ethan Page, Danhausen, and Space Monkey join Brody in the ring to celebrate their victory.

RESULT: Brody King d. SeFa by pinfall following GONZO BOMB

MATCH SEVEN:

The American Dragon

Bryan Danielson

vs.

Prince of Puzzles

Matt Riddler

Bryan Danielson has had quite the career in DPW thus far and surely has DPW gold in his sights, but one man has gotten in his way: Matt Riddle. Or Matt Riddler as he would prefer as he has taken to wearing a child’s halloween costume, leaving cryptic puzzles for Danielson, and proceeding to get kicked out of every stripclub in town wherever the DPW FlexZone shows up. Danielson isn’t happy about it but he has vowed to stop Riddle from continuing this behavior one way or another. Riddle shuffles out to the stage wearing a skin-tight green outfit covered in question marks, clearly made for a 10 year-old, not even a fat one. Danielson and Riddle have a brisk, mat-based contest but Riddle keeps taking risks going for big attacks from the top rope. He clearly shows some reliance on certain performance-enhancing drugs as evident by the white powder smeared on his face. Danielson low-bridges Riddler, sending him tumbling to the outside. Danielson takes his own chance, hits a stride, and soars between the ropes smashing Riddler into the steel barricade and careening over into the floor seats sending DPW fans scrambling. Danielson rolls back through the ropes as the referee completes his 10-count. The crowd chants “YES! YES! YES!” as Riddler rises from the floor with a tray of nachos upside-down on his head, jalapeno cheddar dripping down his ears and a hotdog protruding from his mouth. Danielson is not celebrating, he merely means to send a message to Riddle to change his ways. Has the message gotten through? We’ll have to wait and see.

RESULT: Bryan Danielson d. Matt Riddler by countout when Riddle could not return to the ring after a suicide dive over the barricade

MATCH EIGHT:

DPW TITLE

5th DPW World Heavyweight Champion (1st Defense)

Galloway

w/ WALTER

vs.

The Ace

A.J. Styles

It’s been a long, hard road for “The Ace” but AJ Styles has managed to remain #1 contender for several months and now his time has finally arrived and he’s been tasked with taking out the most dominant champion DPW has ever seen. The crowd goes wild for the challenger as Styles makes his way to the ring and crowd does a ‘360 brother’ when 2-time DPW Champion Galloway steps out onto the stage. Big Daddy Drew successfully defended the DPW Title just one time, can Galloway surpass that in his second reign? Styles and Galloway go tooth and nail this evening. Galloway hits a CLAYMORE early but can’t secure the 3-count and Styles comes back with a STYLE’S CLASH out of nowhere but Galloway is able to kick out. WALTER presents a looming threat at ringside and Galloway uses every opportunity for distraction. It seems that with Galloway’s Muscle interfering, victory is nearly impossible for the challenger. The action goes back and forth, fans on the edge of their seat (if they aren’t jumping up and down). Style’s hits a Phenomenal Forearm knocking the champ to the mat. Styles is ready to go in for the kill. He picks Galloway up off the mat and sticks the champion’s head between Style’s legs when WALTER hops up on the apron. The crowd boo mercilessly but pop as WALTER is yanked down from the ring by.. WARHORSE! Warhorse hasn’t forgotten about being stabbed in the back by Galloway and won’t let him do it again! Former DPW champion Warhorse and WALTER brawl to the back as A.J. plants Galloway face-first in a STYLE’S CLASH that shakes the foundations of the FlexZone. Hook of the leg, 1… 2… 3! Styles has done it! Galloway’s second reign as champion is over! We have a new DPW Champion “The Ace” A.J. Styles! What does this mean for Dynamo Powerhouse Wrestling? Tune in next week to Power Hour on MTV where the Champ will be in the house!

RESULT: A.J. Styles d. Galloway by pinfall following STYLES CLASH to become the 6th DPW World Heavyweight Champion

Join us in four weeks when we return with another supercard on MTV, its:

DPW & MTV present:

SLAMALAMADINGDONG

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DPW #70 - “Road to BEEFAPALOOZA” Power Hour on MTV
DPW #71 - BEEFAPALOOZA on PPV
DPW #72 - Power Hour on MTV
DPW #73 - Power Hour on MTV
DPW #74 - Power Hour on MTV
DPW #75 - SLAMALAMADINGDONG 2

[Joel Pole]

#72 - Power Hour on MTV
(Year 2 - Month 3 - Week 1)

Welcome to a phenomenal new era in Dynamo Powerhouse Wrestling! Welcome to Power Hour LIVE on MTV coming to you, as always, from the DPW FlexZone and boy howdy do we have a night of action in store for you tonight! Our Main Event will be the rematch we thought we’d never see as The Ideal Specimen Lanny Poffo defends the MTV Title against The Beast Brock Lesnar! BEEFAPALOOZA is in the books and Commissioner Gorilla Monsoon is in the ring waiting to introduce the new DPW Champion “The Phenomenal” AJ Styles!

IN-RING PROMO:
Gorilla Monsoon introduces the new DPW Champion AJ Styles and Styles certainly looks phenomenal with the DPW World Heavyweight Championship around his waist. AJ says it’s been a long hard road but “The Ace” proved to have the winning hand at BEEFAPALOOZA over Galloway. Speaking of the former champ, Styles taunts Galloway saying that if he wants a re-match for the DPW Title he’s going to have to actually show up on Power Hour on MTV and earn it. On that note, Commissioner Monsoon says that a series of matches will kick off tonight pitting 4 top contenders in qualifying matches for a #1 contender match at SLAMALAMADINGDONG II for the DPW & Boys Titles. Monsoon is still favoring his left knee that was brutally attacked by Roddy Piper two weeks ago leading to Piper’s indefinite suspension, Monsoon carefully exits the ring while AJ Styles holds his DPW Title belt up for all to see.

MATCH ONE:

#1 CONTENDER QUALIFYING MATCH - TAG TEAM TITLES

Goro Bros

[Ethan Page & Danhausen]

vs.

The Sheepherders

[Luke & Butch]

Goro Bros are trying to move on from their rivalry with Sefa & Jacob Fatu and tonight they go up against Luke & Butch, the wild and crazy tag team from New Zealand in their debut match in DPW, the winners getting a #1 contender match at SLAMALAMADINGDONG II! The action is hot and fast, at one point Luke licks Danhausen’s face and Danhausen responds by licking the Sheepherder back! Luke & Butch roughs up All Ego Ethan Page around the timekeeper’s area but it’s Danhausen’s DEVOTION DDTHAUSEN that plants Butch in the middle of the ring to get the 1-2-3. Goro Bros are victorious! Danhausen and Ethan Page celebrate their victory but they have a lot of training to do before the #1 contender match in 3 weeks. The Sheepherders have quite the reputation that precedes them, they’ll definitely leave a mark on the tag team division in DPW.

RESULT: Goro Bros d. The Sheepherders when Danhausen pins Butch following DEVOTION DDTHAUSEN to qualify for a #1 contender match at SLAMALAMADINGDONG II

PROMO VIDEO:
Sefa Fatu & Jacob Fatu, SeFa & JaFa are in the gym working out, veins bulging, sweat drippling. They stare deep into the camera lens speaking to Ethan Page, Danhausen, and Brody King. SeFa says that he won’t stand to be disrespected yet again by Brody King after his defeat at BEEFAPALOOZA, and the best way to settle the score is Family vs. Family at SLAMALAMADINGDONG II. JaFa barks that they’ll look forward to seeing Danhausen, Page, and King together in the ring at one time so they can squash the Goro Bros for good. SeFa adds that The Family is growing and after next week the world will know who SeFa & JaFa’s tag team partner will be.

BACKSTAGE PROMO:
Bobby Heenan is at the DPW Interview Set with the same large man wearing a green dragon mask who attacked Will Ospreay at BEEFAPALOOZA. Heenan introduces this man as “Luchasaurus,” a strange individual who snarls revealing a long, green tongue protruding from behind his lizard mask and speaks only in grunts and growls, Heenan says that he can translate the dino-language and Luchasaurus is challenging The Aerial Assassin for a one-on-one match on Power Hour on MTV in two weeks. Luchasaurus growls and Heenan says, “Luchasaurus says he can’t wait to bite your head off, little Willy.” Luchasaurus whispers a growl in The Brain’s ear, Heenan replies, “No, I did not say you’d bite the head off his little willy, shut up!” as they shuffle away.

MATCH TWO:

#1 CONTENDER QUALIFYING MATCH - BOYS TITLE

Playboy

Val Venis

vs.

Cactus

Matt Sydal

Playboy Val Venis couldn’t take the Boys Title from Absolute Ricky Starks last night but he was sworn to fight through the DPW roster and get his shot at the belt he feels he deserves for having taken Sticky Ricky under his perverted wing. Cactus Matt Sydal stunned the world by capturing the MTV Title, if only for a week, and now he has the taste for blood and gold. Sydal shows great ring acumen this evening but Playboy Val Venis is the veteran and uses his accompanying Playboy Bunnies to his advantage. Venis Pearl Harbors Sydal at ringside while Cactus Matt was ogling a Bunny, Val rolls Sydal into the ring and before you know it a MONEYSHOT is raining down on poor Sydal. 1-2-3. Cactus Matt still has a bright future in DPW but Venis gets one step closer to having a legitimate shot at Ricky Starks for the Boys Title, if Playboy Val can go that long without antagonizing the Boys Champ.

RESULT: Val Venis d. Matt Sydal by pinfall following MONEYSHOT to qualify for a #1 contender match at SLAMALAMADINGDONG II

PROMO PACKAGE:
Road Warriors are shouting and flexing and calling out The Kinkdom demanding that they return their spiked shoulderpads, they may be new in DPW but they’re nobody’s bitch and they expect to be wearing their spikes when they soon capture the DPW Tag Team Titles. The camera cuts to The Kinkdom’s house, it looks like somebody has a romantic evening planned. Smooth jazz is playing on the stereo, the lights are dim, and there are four empty wine glasses on the kitchen counter. A trail of discarded clothing leads back to the bedroom where Kevin Sullivan and his wife Maria Kannellis-Sullivan are lying on their oversized heart-shaped bed. “Alright boys, I’m ready!” Maria shouts and into the room comes Mike Bennett & Matt Taven wearing nothing but the Road Warrior’s spiked shoulderpads. Maria is into it. “OK boys, now you know what I want. Let's do it.” Taven & Bennett look at each other and sigh. The camera slowly backs out of the room as Maria lifts Kevin Sullivan on her shoulders and Matt Taven comes flying through the air from the bedpost taking out “Kevvy” with a DOOMSDAY DEVICE on the heart-shaped bed.

VIDEO PACKAGE:
Jim Cornette is through the parking garage at the FlexZone. As he makes his way to his car he notices that it’s quieter than usual and that’s when all of the lights in the parking garage go out. It’s pitch black and the emergency lighting doesn’t seem to be kicking on. Corny hears footsteps approaching in the dark and suddenly a cigarette lighter illuminates a figure standing mere feet from Corny. It’s The Phantom of the Flexzone. Corny knows that the Phantom’s flames are incapacitating and doesn’t want to suffer the same fate that The Iron Sheik met last week. “What do you want?” Corny asks. “Haven’t you figured it out yet, old man? I thought you were smarter than that,” and The Phantom explains himself. The Phantom tells Corny that he’s seeking revenge. Revenge against the people that took everything from him. First he burned Effy, then he burned Sheiky and he admits to shadowing Nugenix Express on their Caribbean cruise and taking out Boner Bob Backlund. The puzzle pieces in Corny’s mind fall into place, “MJF?” The Phantom says that the will spare Cornette this evening, but he wants SALT OF THE EARTH to get one more shot at the DPW Tag Team Titles at SLAMLAMADINGDONG II. Corny says that Sheiky isn’t cleared to wrestle, they’ll have to forfeit the titles. The Phantom says, “Figure it out. See you then.” And in a whirlwind of flame The Phantom disappears and the lighting in the FlexZone parking garage comes back on. What is Cornette going to do?

MATCH THREE:

#1 CONTENDER QUALIFYING MATCH - DPW TITLE

The Terminator

Kenny 3.0mega

w/ Bobby Heenan

vs.

Warhorse

Warhorse made sure last week that WALTER and Galloway did not cheat AJ Styles out of a fair fight but Warhorse himself was screwed by Galloway and wants to earn his next shot at DPW gold. Kenny 3.0mega has been on quite the run since returning from his sabbatical to the distant future where he claims to have gotten cybernetic enhancements before returning to the present time and then Bobby Heenan found him in a trash pile. Heenan claims to have reprogrammed Omega and now The Terminator has his laser sights set on the DPW Title. 3.0mega and Warhorse have a spirited contest but there’s one variable that was not present during their last encounter: Bobby The Brain Heenan. Heenan proves pivotal by interfering and distracting the ref and in the end it's a dreaded V-TRIGGER to the skull of Warhorse that sends nuts and bolts flying from 3.0mega’s knee and sends Warhorse into a dream world. Heenan boasts that his Terminator will bring him gold while Warhorse regains his senses on the canvas.

RESULT: Kenny Omega d. Warhorse by pinfall following V-TRIGGER to qualify for a #1 contender match at SLAMALAMADINGDONG II

BACKSTAGE PROMO:
The American Dragon Bryan Danielson is at the DPW Interview Set. He says he is sorry he had to do it but he hopes that Matt Riddle will find help following their match last week but Danielson is ready to move on. Next week, Danielson is scheduled to battle 2-time former champion Galloway to qualify for a #1 contender match at SLAMALAMADINGDONG II. Danielson says he respects what Galloway has accomplished, but not the way that he has accomplished it. Danielson says the Scottish Warrior needs to prepare for The American Dragon because after having held the MTV Title briefly, “this Dragon has a taste for gold!”

VIDEO PROMO:
In the alleyway behind the DPW FlexZone we see Roddy Piper carrying the same crowbar he used to smash Gorilla Monsoon’s knee two weeks ago, the attack that led to Piper’s suspension. Piper seems more unhinged than normal. Piper blames Commissioner Monsoon for ruining his career and ruining his life. Piper says that he doesn’t know when, he doesn’t know where, but Gorilla Monsoon had better watch his back.

IN-RING PROMO:
Paul Heyman cuts a promo on the way to the ring on behalf of the challenger for the MTV Title. Lesnar interrupted Lanny Poffo’s “Self Love Demonstration” during intermission at BEEFAPALOOZA expecting a quick and easy defense of his newly-acquired MTV championship but Poffo stunned the world, and himself, when he got a surprise pin on The Beast. Heyman berates and insults the MTV Champion and Heyman guarantees to the DPW fans and to Poffo that The Beast will be walking out of the FlexZone as the rightful champion.

MATCH FOUR:

MTV TITLE

6th MTV Champion [First Defense]

The Ideal Specimen Lanny Poffo

vs.

The Beast

Brock Lesnar

w/ Paul Heyman

Brock Lesnar tries to maintain the advantage during this contest but a newly-found confidence in The Ideal Specimen had him leaping all over The Beast in this main event contest. Brock can’t get his F-5 on the champ and Poffo racks up several near-falls on the challenger which keeps Paul Heyman two seconds from having a heart attack as he looks on from ringside. Heyman is shouting at his client to stop playing around and finish the job when Lanny launches himself off the ring ropes and smashes into The Beast with an impressive and spectacular drop kick which sends Lesnar into the ropes, tripping over his feet, and getting rolled up by The Ideal Specimen for another upset pin! Lesnar is beet red as confetti begins to rain from the rafters of the FlexZone. What a win for Poffo! Can Lesnar recover from another embarrassing loss like this? Who will be step up to bat next week LIVE on MTV?!

RESULT: Lanny Poffo d. Brock Lesnar by pinfall following a dropkick to retain the MTV Championship

Join us next week for POWER HOUR on MTV!

#1 CONTENDER QUALIFYING MATCH - DPW TITLE

Galloway vs. Bryan Danielson

#1 CONTENDER QUALIFYING MATCH - BOYS TITLE

Jake Something vs. Jimmy Snuka

#1 CONTENDER QUALIFYING MATCH - TAG TEAM TITLES

Road Warriors vs. The Kinkdom

And MORE!!!!

DPW #71 - BEEFAPALOOZA on PPV
DPW #72 - Power Hour on MTV
DPW #73 - Power Hour on MTV
DPW #74 - Power Hour on MTV
DPW #75 - SLAMALAMADINGDONG 2

[Joel Pole]

#73 - Power Hour on MTV
(Year 2 - Month 3 - Week 2)

DARK MATCH:
The Beast Brock Lesnar w/ Paul Heyman d. Jay Lethal w/ Swerve Strickland by pinfall following F-5.

Welcome to Dynamo Powerhouse Wrestling! Welcome to Power Hour LIVE on MTV coming to you, as always, from the DPW FlexZone! Tonight we’ll find out who will be going to SLAMALAMADINGDONG II to vie for #1 contendership of the Tag Team, Boys, and DPW World Heavyweight Titles! We’ll also see reigning MTV Champion Lanny Poffo defend the title here tonight, but first we expect to hear from our DPW Champion “The Phenomenal” AJ Styles!

IN-RING PROMO:
DPW Champion AJ Styles comes to the ring to send a message to Galloway. Galloway will be facing Bryan Danielson in our main event tonight to determine who will take on Kenny 3.0mega at SLAMALAMADINGDONG II for #1 contendership and Styles tells WALTER that he needs to stay away from ringside and let them wrestle a fair match. The champ says he’ll be watching closely.

MATCH ONE:

#1 CONTENDER QUALIFYING MATCH - TAG TEAM TITLES

The Road Warriors

[Hawk & Animal]

vs.

The Kinkdom

[Matt Taven & Mike Bennett]

w/ Kevin & Maria Kannellis-Sullivan

Road Warriors have been without their signature spiked shoulder pads for two weeks ever since The Kinkdom stole them in order to engage in weird, kinky cosplay with each other. Hawk & Animal are ready to tear the heads off of Matt Taven and Mike Bennett and take their property back. Taven & Bennett enter wearing the shoulder pads sending The Road Warriors into a frenzy. A wild tag team match ensues! Hawk scoops Taven up onto his shoulders but Maria Kannellis-Sullivan hops up onto ringside and exposes her breasts! This distraction allows The Kinkdom to make a comeback, but eventually The Road Warriors ready their opponents for another DOOMSDAY DEVICE, this time it’s Kevin Sullivan that hops up onto the apron and gets his breasts out. Distracting in different ways, but Hawk executes the flying clothesline and they get the 1-2-3. Hawk & Animal snatch their shoulder pads from Maria and chase Taven & Bennett back to the locker room. They’re going to want to clean and sanitize these spikes before SLAMALAMADINGDONG II where Hawk & Animal will face off with Danhausen & Ethan Page, Goro Bros.

RESULT: The Road Warriors d. The Kinkdom when Hawk pins Mike Bennett following DOOMSDAY DEVICE to qualify for a #1 contender match at SLAMALAMADINGDONG II

VIDEO PACKAGE:
Playboy Val Venis could not beat Absolute Ricky Starks for the DPW Boys Title two weeks ago at BEEFAPALOOZA and after the match Ricky stole away one of Val’s Playboy Bunnies. Venis shows up at Ricky Starks’ hotel room to retrieve his Bunny. He claims that she signed an NDA when she went to work for him at Playboy and she has a “No Cum-pete Clause'' in her contract stating that she cannot engage in carnal relations with other DPW wrestlers and Venis drags her out of the hotel room leaving Sticky Ricky with blueballs.

VIDEO PROMO:
The Aerial Assassin Will Ospreay responds to Bobby “The Brain” Heenan and Luchasaurus’ challenge saying that he’ll be ready next week to take on the odd lizard man and that maybe after all is said and done Bobby Heenan will finally leave Ospreay alone. “Bruv.”

MATCH TWO:

#1 CONTENDER QUALIFYING MATCH - BOYS TITLE

Superfly

Jimmy Snuka

vs.

Jake Something

Superfly Snuka has gained several victories since debuting in DPW thus garnering him this opportunity to become #1 contender for the Boys Title. Jake Something has stated that he’s done making friends and after having held the MTV Title he wants more gold. Jake & Jimmy have a great back-and-forth match and Jake Something plants Snuka with a Something Bomb and goes in for the kill but then suddenly Sefa Fatu and Jacob Fatu arrive to distract the referee and Sefa hits Jake Something with a SAMOAN SPIKE while Superfly comes crashing down with a SUPERFLY SPLASH and the cover. After the match SeFa and JaFa announce that The Family is welcoming a new member: Uncle Jimmy, “The Samoan Wifebeater!” SeFa, JaFa, & Uncle Jimmy will be ready to meet Goro Bros in a Family vs. Family war next week on Power Hour and The Samoan Wifebeater will be meeting Playboy Val Venis in two weeks at SLAMALAMADINGDONG II.

RESULT: “The Samoan Wifebeater” Uncle Jimmy d. Jake Something by pinfall following SUPERFLY SPLASH after interference by The Family

BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW:
Goro Bros respond to The Family saying that they are prepared to do battle with them next week in a 6-Man Tag Team Match: The Samoan Serial Killer, The Samoan Werewolf, and The Samoan Wifebeater against the inaugural Boys Champion Danhausen, “All Ego” Ethan Page, and Big Bad Brody King and Brody King barks that “playtime is over!”

VIDEO PACKAGE:
Jim Cornette is in the men’s room. As he’s standing in front of a urinal suddenly the lights begin to flicker and Corny knows what this means and doesn’t want to be caught in such a compromising position. Suddenly The Phantom of the Flexzone is standing behind Cornette. The Phantom asks Corny if he’s found a replacement for Bob & Sheiky yet, otherwise he will have to forfeit the DPW Tag Team Titles come SLAMALAMADINGDONG II. Corny says he’s working on it and asks if The Phantom could leave him alone as he’s “pee shy.” The Phantom chuckles as he reaches into his pocket and palms a handful of exploding powder before changing his mind. “Two weeks, old man,” and The Phantom of the FlexZone has disappeared again.

MATCH THREE:

MTV TITLE

6th MTV Champion [2nd Defense]

The Ideal Specimen Lanny Poffo

vs.

Possible Vampire?

Jon Moxley

With two impressive victories over The Beast Brock Lesnar Lanny Poffo is riding high as the face of MTV! His opponent this evening is, well, a very unique individual. Dubbing himself “King of the Deathmatch” and claiming to have even possibly invented them in a previous century, Jon Moxley has crawled out of a dirt pile in the corner of the DPW locker room and seemingly floated his way down to ringside. Moxley can smell garlic in the air and he doesn’t seem to like it. The Ideal Specimen is so flexible that he doesn’t mind if Mox bends him into knots but Moxley’s wild clotheslines turn the Self Love Guru inside out. In the end, Moxley hits his NAIL IN THE COFFIN DOUBLE-ARM DDT and covers Poffo for the win! What’s up with Moxley? Is he really a vampire? He smiles as the ref hands him the MTV Championship Title belt–-was that a fang?

RESULT: Possible Vampire Jon Moxley d. Lanny Poffo by pinfall following DOUBLE-ARM DDT to become the 7th MTV Champion

VIDEO PROMO:
Roddy Piper is peering through the windows of a house, it’s Gorilla Monsoon’s house. Piper says that it’s not fair that he was suspended and he’s prepared to send a message to the Commissioner. A violent message. Piper vaguely threatens Monsoon’s family and his young son Joey and says it would be a shame if Monsoon had to vacate his duties due to a family emergency. Piper says that he has a proposition for Commissioner Monsoon and he wants to present it to Gorilla next week on Power Hour. Piper says, “Don’t worry, I know where to find you.”

MATCH FOUR:

#1 CONTENDER QUALIFYING MATCH - DPW TITLE

The American Dragon

Bryan Danielson

vs.

Champion of Champions

Galloway

w/ WALTER

Former 2-time DPW Champion, the Champion of Champions Galloway wrestles his first match on Power Hour in 3 months as he’s forced to show up to reclaim his contendership for the DPW title. Can Galloway become the first 3-time champ? Bryan Danielson defeated Matt Riddler at BEEFAPALOOZA but has been nervous that he hasn’t heard from Riddle lately nor seen him on TMZ or other tabloid outlets for that matter. Galloway and Danielson have a hard-hitting match but with the burning desire to rise to the top of DPW. Danielson gets Galloway in a CROSSFACE CHICKEN-WING and WALTER tries to distract the referee when suddenly DPW Champion AJ Styles yanks WALTER down to the floor and a wild brawl erupts! Styles & WALTER brawl to the back as The American Dragon hits the Scottish Warrior with a tiger suplex and gets the 1-2-3! Bryan Danielson will be meeting Kenny 3.0mega at SLAMALAMADINGDONG II to determine who will get the next shot at the DPW World Heavyweight Championship and as DPW officials are trying to pull apart the champ and WALTER Styles challenges WALTER to a match next week on Power Hour!

RESULT: Bryan Danielson d. Galloway by pinfall following a Tiger Suplex to qualify for a #1 contender match at SLAMALAMADINGDONG II

Join us next week for more amazing action on POWER HOUR on MTV!

DPW Champion AJ Styles vs. WALTER

6-MAN TAG TEAM MATCH

The Family vs. Goro Bros

Will Ospreay vs. Luchasaurus

MTV Champion Possible Vampire Jon Moxley defends!

The Sheepherders in action!

AND MORE!!!

DPW #72 - Power Hour on MTV
DPW #73 - Power Hour on MTV
DPW #74 - Power Hour on MTV
DPW #75 - SLAMALAMADINGDONG II on MTV
DPW #76 - Power Hour on MTV

[Joel Pole]

#74 - Power Hour on MTV
(Year 2 - Month 3 - Week 3)

DARK MATCH:

Brock Lesnar d. Space Monkey by referee stoppage. Afterwards, Paul Heyman cuts a promo saying that The Beast is going to continue his reign of destruction until he gets what he wants: another shot at the MTV Title next week at SLAMALAMADINGDONG II!

Welcome to Dynamo Powerhouse Wrestling! Welcome to Power Hour LIVE on MTV coming to you, as always, from the DPW FlexZone! Tonight The Phenomenal DPW Champion AJ Styles will be in action against Galloway’s Muscle WALTER in our main event! Goro Bros are ready for their 6-MAN TAG TEAM MATCH against The Family of Samoan Savages! MTV Champion Possible Vampire Jon Moxley defends the belt against former-champ Cactus Matt Sydal! And much, much more as we are one week away from SLAMALAMADINGDONG II on MTV!

MATCH ONE:

The Sheepherders

[Luke & Butch]

vs.

The Black Lads

[Jay Lethal & Swerve Strickland]

The Sheepherders Luke & Butch have arrived in DPW straight from New Zealand and are ready to spread their brand of wacky but brutally dangerous wrestling across the globe. The Black Lads got mixed up between The Kinkdom and The Road Warriors and didn’t come out on top, tonight they hope to put these newcomers in their place. Lethal & Strickland show their athleticism but the hard-hitting offense of the Dudes from Down Under is no match this evening. Luke & Butch smash Jay Lethal with the BATTERING RAM and stars are practically swirling around his head as Butch gets the cover. They lick each other’s faces and celebrate as Swerve and Lethal realize that the Sheepherders are here to stay, one more roadblock between The Black Lads and tag team gold.

RESULT: The Sheepherders d. The Black Lads when Butch pins Lethal following a BATTERING RAM

PROMO VIDEO:
“I’m sorry gentlemen, that’s the best that I can do. No refunds!” The elderly asian proprietor of a small drycleaners tells Hawk & Animal as they stare him down in the tiny laundromat. “Wellll, if you can’t get these stains out of our shoulderpads, what are we gonna do, Hawk?” They suddenly realize the camera is recording their borderline-felonious threats and settle down. The Road Warriors, upon winning back their spiked shoulder pads from The Kinkdom, took the gear straight to the cleaners. Who knows what bodily fluids and lubricants have seeped deep within the leather of the pads. “No refunds! Goodbye!” The Road Warriors are fuming, they’re going to have to replace their gear and they have a big #1 Contenders match coming up next week at SLAMALAMADINGDONG II against Goro Bros, Danhausen & Ethan Page. In their shouty fashion, The Road Warriors proclaim that they will soon be holding the DPW Tag Team Titles and no amount of ‘jobber-jism’ is going to slip them up.

MATCH TWO:

The Aerial Assassin

Will Ospreay

vs.

Luchasaurus

w/ Bobby Heenan

First Bobby Heenan was trying relentlessly to enlist Will Ospreay into his stable but after being turned down multiple times The Brain has turned his attention to destroying The Aerial Assassin. Ospreay was injured at ringside by Luchasaurus last month at BEEFAPALOOZA and was challenged to this showdown by the mastermind himself. Ospreay makes Heenan sweat this evening as he takes Luchasaurus to his limits and when The Aerial Assassin was performing a 450 splash suddenly Kenny 3.0mega pulls his stablemate out of the way causing Ospreay to crash to the mat and the ref calls for the DQ for interference. Ospreay is declared the winner but cannot be satisfied with the ultimate outcome as Heenan, Luchasaurus, and The Terminator Kenny 3.0mega are standing above him taunting him.

RESULT: Ospreay d. Luchasaurus by DQ following interference by Kenny 3.0mega

LOCKER ROOM SEGMENT:
DPW Boys Champion Ricky Starks is backstage in the locker room pleading with a young, attractive female, the same Playboy Bunny that is stuck in a tug-of-war between the champ and his former partner. He’s trying to convince her to break her contract with Venis and come be with him. Suddenly Venis shows up, “There you are! Put this on! We’re going out tonight!” and he throws a skimpy Bunny outfit at her and grabs her away. “She’s mine, Ricky. And soon that belt will be mine, too.” The Bunny is screaming and protesting as Venis takes her from Ricky. Playboy Val Venis has his chance to earn his rematch against Starks when Venis takes on “Uncle Jimmy,” The Samoan Wifebeater at SLAMALAMADINGDONG II!

BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW:
A furious Will Ospreay challenges Luchasaurus to a No-Holds-Barred rematch next week on MTV and says he’ll finally put an end to Heenan and his schemes, and on that note, Ospreay says that Kenny 3.0mega is now on his radar and The Terminator had better stay out of The Aerial Assassin’s way.

MATCH THREE:

6-MAN TAG TEAM MATCH

Goro Bros

[Danhausen, Ethan Page, Brody King]

vs,

The Family

[SeFa, Jacob Fatu, Uncle Jimmy]

Snuka shocked the world last week when he joined The Family as The Samoan Wifebeater and will be vying for contendership for the Boys Title next week. This only added fuel to the fire between The Family and Goro Bros and SeFa is still seeking revenge against Brody King. This match goes back and forth with The Samoan Werewolf Jacob Fatu smashing through each member of Goro Bros until they finally had enough. Danhausen, Ethan Page, and Brody King hoist JaFa up for a triple powerbomb through the announce table and JaFa isn’t able to make it back to the ring before the count of 10. Another technical victory, but SeFa is seething for revenge. He hits a FLYING SAMOAN SPIKE to the throat of Brody King leaving him calling for medical attention! The Family is trying to handicap Danhausen & Ethan Page before their tag title contendership match next week and they may have succeeded.

RESULT: Goro Bros d. The Family by countout after Danhausen, Page, and King triple powerbomb Sefa Fatu through the announce table

BACKSTAGE SEGMENT:
Jim Cornette is regretting his dining decisions over the past 24-hours. Corny has been working late into the night and is forced to eat White Castle and Taco Bell late at night leaving him in gastrointestinal despair. He’s been scrambling trying to find a suitable replacement for SLAMALAMADINGDONG II. After The Phantom took out Boner Bob and burned Cocky Khosrow The Iron Sheik to a crisp two weeks ago Corny is in a pickle. If he cannot find a partner for Big Vein Vader Nugenix Express is going to have to forfeit the DPW Tag Team Titles. Corny is backstage in the locker room sitting on the toilet when the lights go out. Oh no. The lights come back on and inside the cramped bathroom stall with Corny is The Phantom of the FlexZone. “Max!? What are you doing? Get out of here!” The Phantom taunts Corny and tells him that he only has one week until the inevitable. The Phantom threatens to burn Corny to a crisp as he sits vulnerable on the porcelain throne, The Phantom pulls out some of his magic exploding powder and snaps his fingers. Whoosh! Corny has been spared again, but all of the toilet paper in the restroom has incinerated into ash. “Good luck, old man. See you next week.” The Phantom just scared the sh*t out of Corny, luckily he was in the right place at the right time. But now Corny is gonna have to wipe with his sock or something. What’s he gonna do?

BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW:
The American Dragon Bryan Danielson does a face-to-face interview with his opponent next week Kenny 3.0mega but it’s Bobby Heenan that does all of the talking. Danielson says that he’s ready to show the world that he’s the best wrestler in the world and expects a fair showdown between himself and the inaugural WPW World Champion Kenny Omega and hopes that there will be no unfair interference. A commotion off camera spills on screen as Will Ospreay comes shoving Omega for getting involved in his match earlier tonight. A big skirmish erupts backstage and DPW officials swarm to calm the chaos. The cameraman is pushed to the side and he sets his camera down which just happens to fall on a big, white envelope on the floor covered in green question marks.

MATCH FOUR:

MTV TITLE

7th MTV Champion [1st Defense]

Possible Vampire

Jon Moxley

vs.

Cactus

Matt Sydal

Lanny Poffo was usurped last week by an equally evocative individual, but for entirely different reasons. Possible Vampire Jon Moxley took the MTV Title belt back to his dirt pile in the corner of the DPW locker room, he may have referred to it as his ‘Crypt,’ but we’re not sure. He saunters down to the ring dragging the MTV Title belt behind him to face his first challenger. Cactus Matt Sydal and Moxley clashed a few weeks ago and that left Moxley with a taste for blood. Tonight these two men clash in a hardcore spectacle and eventually the champ stacks up a pile of steel chairs and brings the challenger crashing down from the top rope with a debilitating superplex down onto the steel palette below. 1-2-3. A thin stream of blood trickles from his forehead and he licks it off his upper-lip. Yum. Moxley looks into the camera and accepts the challenge of former-champion Brock Lesnar and says that he’ll see him next week.

RESULT: Jon Moxley d. Sydal by pinfall following a superplex through a stack of chairs to retain the MTV Championship

BACKSTAGE SEGMENT:
Commissioner Gorilla Monsoon is backstage at the interview set to announce that the next pay-per-view spectacular will be in 5 weeks and we will see THE SECOND BEEFENING where The Phenomenal Champ AJ Styles will defend the DPW World Heavyweight Championship against either The American Dragon Bryan Danielson or The Terminator Kenny 3.0mega, whomever wins the #1 contender match next week! Suddenly Roddy Piper saunters in. Monsoon tells him that he’s not allowed to be there and he should call security. Piper says there’s no need. He wants back. Piper wants to challenge Monsoon to a match but Monsoon reminds Piper that he’s the Commissioner and is not allowed to sign a match contract. Piper pulls out the crowbar, the same crowbar that smashed Monsoon’s kneecap last month. Piper says no contracts. No rules. Lights out. After SLAMALAMADINGDONG II, he’ll be waiting in the ring. Piper tells the Commissioner that if he’s a man, he’ll show up and when Piper beats his ass, Piper will be reinstated but if he loses he’ll leave Monsoon and his family alone for good. Monsoon reaches out to shake on it but Piper spits on him and says he’ll be there. “Be ready.”

MATCH FIVE (MAIN EVENT):

The Phenomenal DPW Champion

AJ Styles

vs.

WALTER

The Champion Styles made sure last week that there was a fair outcome in last week’s main event as he wrestled WALTER away from interfering in the contest and then challenged Galloway’s Muscle WALTER to a match this week. WALTER has been Gallway’s brute and lackey since winning the Champion of Champions Tournament 3 months ago and tonight WALTER shows that he may eventually be a threat to Style’s reign as he manhandles The Phenomenal Champ. Styles shows great fortitude kicking out after a series of brutalizing POWERBOMBS and then WALTER gets Styles into the dreaded GOJIRA CLUTCH. Styles is trapped in the middle of the ring and has no other choice but to tap out to the hold. Ding ding ding. The match is over but Gallway is barking at WALTER not to release the hold. The ref is trying to pry the men apart but Galloway’s Muscle will not relent! The referee says he is reversing his decision! This sends WALTER and Galloway into a rage and they unleash an all-out attack on the champ. It looks like Styles is going to be spending the night in the ER until he’s rescued by an unlikely ally: the crowd pop huge for Boys Champion Ricky Starks as he storms the ring with steel chair in hand causing the attackers to scramble. Starks and Styles have not always seen eye-to-eye but in this instance the two champions are standing side-by-side against possibly their biggest threats to their gold. Macho shouting back and forth has formulated a challenge for next week on SLAMALAMADINGDONG II! DPW Champion Styles & Boys Champion Starks vs. Champion of Champions Galloway and Galloway’s Muscle WALTER in a main event tag team showdown!

RESULT: WALTER d. AJ Styles by submission with GOJIRA CLUTCH but refuses to let go and the referee reverses his decision

Tune in to MTV next week for our next big supercard:

DPW & MTV present:

SLAMALAMADINGDONG
II

MAIN EVENT TAG TEAM MATCH

DPW Champion AJ Styles & Boys Champion Ricky Starks

vs.

Galloway & WALTER

TAG TEAM TITLES

Nugenix Express(c) vs. SALT OF THE EARTH

MTV TITLE

Jon Moxley vs. Brock Lesnar

#1 CONTENDER FOR THE DPW TITLE

Bryan Danielson vs. Kenny 3.0mega

#1 CONTENDER FOR THE BOYS TITLE

Playboy Val Venis vs, Uncle Jimmy Snuka

#1 CONTENDER FOR THE TAG TEAM TITLES

The Road Warriors vs. Goro Bros

NO HOLDS BARRED

Will Ospreay vs. Luchasaurus

LIGHTS OUT, UNSANCTIONED BRAWL

FOR PIPER’S REINSTATEMENT

Commissioner Gorilla Monsoon vs. Roddy Piper

MUSICAL GUEST

Phish

AND MORE!!!

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